Geordie Shore (2011) s09e06 Episode Script

We're back and things are about to get fucking naughty.
It's going to be bigger and better than ever before.
Whoo! More kissing.
Getting fucked up.
Tears.
Arguing.
Bring it on.
This is the moment that me and Gary are gonna have sex for the first time in nearly two years.
Me fanny is so worried.
Unfinished business? Are you having a fucking laugh? I'm pissed and I'm so fucking angry, so there's nothing what's gonna stop me having a laugh with Marnie.
So, I've ended up kissing Scott.
What the fuck is wrong with us? I'm gonna fucking flip me, like.
You're a snake and she's a snake.
Yous belong together.
That's me, him and her done.
It's gonna go off.
I'm gonna go and try and sort this out with Aaron right now.
Everyone in this house may be able to forgive and forget, but I'm not fake with my friendships, and there's no coming back from this.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge.
I'm a natural beauty.
Real boobs, real hair.
Get me in this house 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up.
I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is to do me hair.
I'm cheeky, colourful and full of mischief.
I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs.
I'm gonna make sparks fly and get everyone feisty.
Geordie Shore, wae'aye! After last night, I'm really hungover and all I want is a cuddle from Gary, so I'm gonna go in the boys' room and get in his bed.
I slept alone last night, but this morning Charlotte sneaked into me room to give us a nice little surprise.
Sweet.
Last night I couldn't be arsed with all this tension shit between me and Aaron, so I decided to get meself a good night's sleep and gag the shag pad.
Whoa! I don't want me and Aaron to fall out completely.
Maybes I was in the wrong getting with Marnie, but what the fuck am I meant to do if that divvy won't even talk to us about it? I wake up, and I'm in bed with Gary and Holly's in bed with Kyle.
It's like the boyfriend club in this room.
Remember when she used to just come in and suck you off? She did.
Oh, my God, some things never change.
I thought everyone was asleep when Charlotte was sucking us off, but it turns out Aaron wasn't.
Awkward.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Aaron you did well last night.
Turned your back and walked away twice, and that's the best way to do it.
I'm really proud of meself for ignoring Marnie and Scott last night.
They don't deserve me forgiveness just yet after they necked on behind me back.
I'm not gonna speak to someone that stabs us in the back, do you know what I mean? 'Cause they've done it once, they'll just do it again, so far as I'm concerned, they might as well not be here.
Aaron is right to be angry with Marnie and Scott, 'cause they both betrayed him.
But in this house, eventually you've gotta sort things out, but that is not gonna happen any time soon.
When's this fucking double dating gonna be happening then? Look at Holly's little face.
Do you wanna go on a double date? Double date, double date, double date.
Yeah.
No one can make me feel any more guilty than I already feel about kissing Scott.
There's such an atmosphere, I don't know what I can do more to fix it.
- No.
- No? Well, there's no one fucking left, is there? No, you've kissed all the single lads.
Yeah, I have actually.
James is right, I've pretty much kissed every lad in this house.
I just can't seem to stay out of trouble.
- Hello.
- Hiya, Vicky.
Hi, Anna.
All right, okay, brilliant.
Anna calls, and tomorrow night we're all gonna be hosting a hoe down.
And I bet the lads are fucking beside themselves with pun opportunities.
The twats.
We're hosting a hoe down.
- What? - Where is it? In Gloucestershire.
- A what? A hoe down? - A hoe down.
We're going to a hoe down in Gloucester for Tash-On Tours.
How bad can it be? Loads of hoes just getting down.
Come on, let's get ready for our double date With our boyfriends! Ooh, yeah! So, me and Holly are getting ready for our double date, and we are so excited.
This'll be your second date with Gary, you know.
I know.
- That means you're practically together.
- I know.
So, do you think you'll kiss Gary? Well, I'll try and kiss him and he'll pull away.
Me and Gary are getting on so well, we're even going on double dates with Holly and Kyle.
Things are moving pretty quick! Do you think you'll kiss Kyle? Mmm, I dunno.
Yeah, you will kiss Kyle, and he won't pull away.
I feel like he's just trying to shag us, and I'm, like, "I'm not gonna".
Well, I know you're not gonna, but you can just string him along and see if that is all he wants.
I know I really, really, really wanna have sex with Kyle, but I can't.
I want him to like me and not just my fairy and he needs to prove himself.
Girls, you ready? Girlfriend? Yep.
See yous, girls, bye.
The girls have been banging on about a double date.
First, I thought something fun.
No.
Then I thought something romantic.
Definitely not.
Then I thought something scary.
Fucking yes.
Oh! Put these on Now.
Where the fuck has Gary brought us to? This is not my idea of a double date.
- Follow me.
- No, I don't like it, I don't like it! Girls, welcome to your double date.
A trip around a horror farm.
It's not right good, are ya, love? Look at these two holding hands as though that's gonna help.
Hello, loves, you all right, eh? What the fuck has Gary brought us to? This is the weirdest place I've ever been to.
I'm terrified, I think a bit of wee just came out.
Oh, no! I think Holly's buzzing about in a scary place 'cause it gives her a chance to cosy up to us.
Fuck me.
I know I'm normally prone to pissing meself, but I've now officially moved on to shitting meself.
Oh, my fuck! - No, no, no, no, no.
- Why? Why? Once we're done with this We can go out camping, we can go out shopping.
I think I fucked up here.
I'm on a double date, but I'm spending no time at all with Charlotte.
Instead, I've got a clown licking my face.
- Gary! - Gary! Gary! Gary is never allowed to choose where we go on a date ever again.
I don't want me and Aaron to fall out completely.
I've never meant to upset him on purpose, but I don't wanna lose a friend, so we need to sort it out.
Can I's talk to you outside? Things are still really awkward between me and Scott, and I don't really know if it'll ever get back to normal.
I just want to apologise for everything I've done.
And don't get us wrong, I fucking feel terrible about it.
I should never have lost me temper with Scott.
But when certain buttons are pushed, you just can't help it.
And a friend stabbing me in the back is definitely one of them buttons.
Basically, the way I acted was because Okay, I went for us and because I've never like really had a mate care to go for us like that, I was just like proper foaming at the time and, basically, because of that, that's why I got with Marnie.
Scott's saying that he was trying to get us back.
It's not fucking tit for tat, mate, and this certainly isn't a fucking playground.
I can't forget just yet, but I appreciate your apology, kid.
I love you to bits, by the way.
Me and Aaron have sorted everything out and we're proper sound now.
We can put all this shit to bed.
Scott and Aaron have made up.
But how does that work? He hasn't made up with me that quick.
I'm sorry, but I was just drunk and I didn't know what I was doing.
Marnie, every time you make a mug out of us you're fucking drunk, though.
You think it's funny and it's not.
Marnie's trying to apologise to us, but she's completely mugged us off and she's not getting away with it that easily.
I forgave you twice before, so I don't see why I should now.
The last thing on my mind that night was kissing Scott.
Well, obviously it wasn't.
Aaron's just going in.
He's not listening to anything I'm saying.
No one can make me feel any more guilty than I already feel about kissing Scott.
So, we're not gonna speak and we're not gonna be friends? Apparently we don't do anything anyway.
What 'cause I didn't shag you first night like Gaz did? Is that the problem? Oh, my God, did you actually just say that? That's what you're saying.
You say, "All we do is kiss and cuddle".
Aye, I did just fucking say that.
I can't fucking believe that Aaron's gone there about Gary.
He knows things were different so how fucking dare he? - Aaron, like - See? 'Cause you know it's not fucking bad with you, Marnie.
- Nothing wrong with that.
- You know that's not what I meant.
I probably shouldn't have said what I said, but she made her own bed, so she can lie in it.
This has totally backfired.
Speaking to Aaron has just made us feel much worse.
I know that Aaron's stubborn, but there comes a time where you've just gotta swallow your pride and forgive and forget.
We've pissed each other off and we've both hurt each other's feelings, but now we've both apologised, so we're even.
- There they are.
- Hiya.
Oi, oi.
The couples get back from their double date and they all seem buzzing.
Everyone's getting pure wiped in a minute.
I was thinking about settling down, maybe getting a bird and going on a few dates, but then I realised I'm Scotty-fucking-T.
We're getting ready for tonight, and I wanna look unreal, ready to hit the town.
Well, me, Aaron and Scott have made up.
- Well, I'm buzzing about that.
- Yeah, buzzing about that.
Just watch this space.
This might be wishful thinking, but I'm sure I can win Aaron back eventually.
Me and him like each other too much to let some stupid kiss with Scott ruin it.
Cheers! Let's go! Fuck it.
No more dramas, we're all mates again.
Let we just go and have a fucking top night.
Yeah, let's go! - Cheers! - Whoo! We get to the club, we're having such an amazing night.
We've got hats on, we've got masks on and there's even confetti, I feel like I'm at a fucking wedding.
We're having a mint night and everyone's loving life.
But, as always, I'm number-one dancer.
I really like Kyle at the minute and I just wanna be sure that I can trust him, and it's getting really, really difficult to stay away.
Holly's got Kyle by the short and curlies.
I honestly feel as though she's got him hypnotised with her tits.
But, despite that, it seems as though they really get on.
I'm absolutely gutted I'm not in the boyfriend club any more.
I'm gonna try and speak to Aaron.
I'm pretty sure that eventually I can win him back.
It looks like Marnie's running back for more, because she's all over us.
But you're not getting to us that easily, you're not forgiven yet.
Oh.
Oh.
Is Aaron for real? How long's he gonna carry on acting like total bell end? Marnie is doing my head in.
She's all over us and she's a complete mess.
I'm staying well away.
I'm gonna make sure Aaron can't resist us.
I'm gonna shake me ass, getting fucking mortal.
Let's do this.
Marnie's sexy dancing is laughable.
If she thinks that's gonna win us over, she's a fucking idiot.
I'm far too drunk.
I should know that sexy dancing doesn't work when you're this rat arsed.
Gary's right.
Marnie might have been all over us, but she won't be weaving her way back in my bed tonight.
Tonight's been absolutely mint.
But we best head off home 'cause we've gotta be up so early, 'cause we're taking Tash-On Tours on tour.
Oh! Wake up.
I'm absolutely mortal.
I can't even see straight.
Somebody please just get us to bed.
- This is getting a habit of yours.
- No.
Come on.
So, me and Kyle get into bed, and we've only got two hours to cuddle.
I'd rather sack Gloucester off and stay here in bed with him.
Hey, Char.
You okay? You gonna be sick? I get in bed with Charlotte and she starts making some fucking weird noises.
It turns out that's not her sleep talking, that's the noise she makes when she pisses herself.
Good lass.
Come on.
Charlotte is 24 years old.
How many 24-year-old girls do you know that piss the bed? Or piss on the leg of the lad they're shagging? I'm gonna put her on her bed and get myself to sleep, 'cause we've gotta be up so early in the morning for work.
All right, lads, yous ready? You ready, pet? So, I've woke up, it's dead early, we're taking Tash-On Tours into the country.
I can't stand up.
I'm still pissed.
How the hell am I gonna go to Gloucestershire? Despite the fact that some of our party are pissed, I'm pleased with the fact that everyone is present and accounted for and ready to hit the road.
Fucking hell.
Oh, my God! So, I walk outside and there's a spaceship on wheels.
I feel like I'm part of One D.
It's like the best tour bus ever.
Oh, my God, it's unreal! Anna has seriously pulled all the stops out with this bus.
It's pretty swanky.
I wish I could fucking take credit for it.
In fact, I might.
Things were going really well between me and Gary, but then I pissed all over him last night.
I hope he's not mad.
She's marking her territory.
She's marked her territory.
- You could not.
- I could.
You could not.
The thing the boys don't understand is there's no point in me going on pulling, it's too much hassle.
And I actually am enjoying myself with Charlotte.
So, I'm not gonna pull.
We've just pulled up to the Shire in a double-decker Tash-On disco bus.
We definitely don't fit in at the minute.
What the hell am I gonna do? There's no shower on the bus.
I'm gonna have to ask the pub if I can lend theirs.
I'm just wondering, have you got a shower? Yeah, it's just up there to the left.
Thank God for that.
The pub's got a shower that I can lend.
At least now I'm not gonna be smelling of piss from last night.
What the hell? There's no shower gel.
Don't pour it in your eyes.
Okay, that'll do.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Oh, God.
Fuck, I can't run through the pub in just a towel.
I'm gonna have to take a detour and go the long way through the car park.
Shit! Awkward.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Great the Tash-On Tours bus is locked and the driver is nowhere to be seen.
Fuck me, I only nipped into the pub for a pre-work pint.
I come out, Charlotte's naked with her fanny out.
What's going on? Brilliant now here's James with a massive gormless look on his face.
What, James? Have you never seen a woman in the nick before? Cock.
Can someone open the door? Oh, God! Oh, here you go.
Well, you get yourself upstairs, I'll not look.
Fuck, that was traumatic.
But at least me vagina is feeling fresh! Tonight is a big night for me.
It's the first time we're bringing Tash-On Tours to farmers, so the pressure is on.
As soon as I arrive, I can tell that this isn't going to go to plan.
For starters, they already seem pissed.
So, they know how to drink without us, this doesn't look like it's gonna gone well.
Fucking hell.
These farmers are absolutely nuts.
I think we might have bitten off a bit more than we can chew here.
Welcome to Tash-On Tours.
We're gonna play a couple of games, we're gonna get pissed.
I think you already are.
I feel so sorry for Vicky.
She's trying to get these games going, but these farmers are absolutely nuts.
I'm trying to initiate playing these games and nobody seems interested.
I feel like Gaz trying to give a lecture at a feminist seminar.
No one's giving us any respect and no one gives a shit.
We're gonna play pass the parsnips.
Two lines! Two lines! I know Charlotte's getting a bit keen and a bit full on, but making everyone else play with parsnips is weird.
Three, two, one, pass the parsnip! Guys, no hands.
That's it, encourage your team.
Go on.
This is turning into a right disaster.
That means there's only one thing left to do, get pissed with the farmers.
This blonde bird is fucking epic.
I've already managed to pull meself a daisy out of all these weeds.
These barn people are crazy.
It's right up my street.
I'm getting amongst this and amongst this fast.
The farmers are going absolutely berserk, but I managed to find one girl that wasn't too busy throwing a drink over her head, and actually seemed quite sane.
Gary is already flirting with the most acceptable looking farmer here.
What the hell? He told me that he wasn't gonna do this and he's doing it right under me fucking nose.
I don't think he'll do anything, I think he's just talking.
This isn't innocent and I know this isn't innocent, because I know all there is to know about Gary being a flirty fucking prick.
Charlotte is not happy.
Best thing I can do is go and tell Gary and give him the heads-up.
I can understand if Charlotte was going mental if I'd necked on with this bird, if I've got this bird's number, but I am only talking.
Charlotte doesn't need to be so insecure.
I'm allowed to talk to a girl, I'm not gonna pull her.
Just let us talk.
By talking to Gary, I feel like I've got myself into an awkward situation.
I know for a fact the shit is gonna hit the fan.
That's what I used to see every night.
- Like.
- You must have heart of gold.
No, he wouldn't.
Maybe, just maybe, I am being a little bit crazy.
But just to double check, I'm gonna send Marnie over to find out exactly what was said from the farmer's horse's mouth itself.
I found out what Gary's said and I know Charlotte isn't gonna like this.
Oh! Oh! What was that? I was right! Yes, I know I was, because nothing is ever innocent with Gary-fucking-Beadle.
It happened.
My old paranoia was right.
Why? What? Right so, Gary was standing, like, talking to this girl.
Marnie went over and spoke to the girl to ask what he was saying to her.
- Right.
Oh, shit.
- Wait till you hear this.
"Do you wanna come back to the lock-in?" Right? Gets worse.
"You're the prettiest girl in this room.
" Oh, my God.
I can't believe Gary has done this right in front of Charlotte's face.
Charlotte has never been good at controlling her emotions, and Gary should know that.
Do you know what, right? I'm so angry, right? I could hurt him so much.
But I'm not gonna do it.
Do you wanna know why? Because I don't even wanna look at him, 'cause he makes us feel that sick.
I can't even look at Gary, never mind be in the same room as him.
I need to get out of here.
What's all their crack? What's been happening? It's just a difficult situation.
If you're drunk, you've had a few drinks and you see the lad who you like talking to a girl, that's it.
I can't believe Charlotte's kicking off this much, but Gary should know by now that when he talks to other girls, Charlotte is gonna get angry.
'Cause the fact is, he's treat her like shit in the past.
There's always gonna be that thing in the back of your mind when someone's done something to you in the past.
- That's a dig at me? - No, it's not.
Well, yeah, it is a little bit.
The boys can't seem to understand that when a girl's been mugged off before, she still feels like it's gonna happen again.
That's why Charlotte's kicking off, and I'm still paranoid.
Every girl's a psycho, Kyle.
Is that your way of telling us you're a psycho? I'm not a psycho, but every girl's a psycho.
Gary, go and speak with her.
Actually, I'm a little bit scared of Charlotte.
When she's pissed, she's very angry.
I do not wanna piss her off again.
We're all back at the pub and everyone is absolutely smashed.
It's not easy for you to walk away from Gaz.
Pig life.
I've decided that little skinny pricky rat face doesn't deserve my tears, so I'm just gonna get more pissed instead.
We get to the pub, when the bird I was talking to at the hoe down walks in with all her mates.
Fuck.
The lads walk in with that fucking farm girl and her fucking friends.
Gary, this is one step too far.
Awkward timing! Charlotte's not only now angry, she's mortal as well.
That is a bad mix.
I'm avoiding this situation completely.
I'm going to bed.
It's a good job Gary's gone to bed, or else I would have been putting him to sleep myself with a rear naked choke hold, and there'd be no tapping out, bitch.
I do feel sorry for Charlotte.
You'd think they would have learnt last time, it just doesn't work with them two.
It's like a ticking time bomb, and I'm just waiting for it to explode.
All right, let's get them in.
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Right, that's it, I can't hold this in any longer, I'm going to blast Gary's head off.
Where are you going? I would not want to be Gary right now, 'cause Charlotte is going nuts.
- Why the fuck did you do that? - Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
- Why? - Do what? - Why? - Do what? - Why did you do it? - Do what? - I spoke to her - Don't lie! Don't lie! I'm on the bus, half asleep, thinking I've done the right thing by putting myself to bed, when Charlotte storms on and starts going absolutely berserk.
- Why did you invite her back? - I didn't.
Yes, you fucking did! She went, "Is there an after party"? And I went, "Yes, there is".
Don't lie.
Don't bother lying! Don't bother lying! Why would you make us feel so fucking stupid? I am furious! This isn't gonna go unnoticed.
Boyfriend club is over.
If you wanted to talk to someone, why couldn't you come and talk to fucking me? I said I'll talk to you tomorrow.
You made us feel so fucking stupid! I talked to a girl at work.
Charlotte used to go this mental when I banged someone else or I was necking on with other girls.
I only talked to a girl, and she's going even more sick.
You made sure that you hugged that girl before you left, and that's the only girl you I don't give a shit.
Why fucking hug her? She's lost it, everything's kicking off, psycho Charlotte is back.
I hate ya! I fucking hate ya! It upsets me to see Charlotte like this, 'cause I do care about her.
But this time she cannot justify this behaviour, I've done nothing wrong.
I can't believe how bad tonight has gone over the smallest, stupidest thing.
Fuck it, I'm going to sleep.
It's only just dawned on us that I've just come out of a serious relationship with someone who I loved so much and run back in the arms of a using prick who'll never treat us the way I deserve to be treat.
Move along! Move along! Everyone's far too pissed to sort anything out tonight.
It's best we all just hit the sack and try and work this out tomorrow.
- Night, Vicks.
- See you in the morning.
Should we get some breakfast.
Woke up this morning, I feel like a fucking scarecrow, so it's straight by the lock-in pub for a fry-up to sort this hangover out.
- Hi, Vicks.
- Hiya.
Are you hungover? Yeah.
I've woke up and I've got a thumping headache and I'm still angry at the way that Gary went on with that girl last night.
When I was watching them, I just saw the way they were talking and I said to you, didn't I, Marnie? - I went, "Look".
- Yeah, we were watching.
I went, "Look".
He just keeps on going over to that one girl He left her as well and then went back.
And then he wheedles his way through all the crowd to try and find her again.
I can't believe he's done this to us.
Gary's gonna have to pull miracles out of his arsehole to get our friendship back.
I'm not gonna sleep with him for a while now.
Okay, pet.
Your cappuccino.
Wake up this morning and I still can't believe how much Charlotte kicked off last night.
I didn't shag a girl, but I might as well, 'cause I still got exactly the same grief.
This is probably the first time that Gaz actually hasn't done anything wrong, and Charlotte is acting like a complete spanner and overreacting.
So, I'm going, "Oh, yeah, okay then I'm off to bed".
But the girl was there, so I just walked like, it was that way, and I went, "I'll see you later".
And Charlotte went, "You even give her a cuddle on the way out".
I was like, I walked past her and literally went, - "Okay, I'm gonna go".
- Oh.
She was going crackers last night like.
I know Charlotte kicking off is probably down to what I did in the past, but last night, I honestly had no intentions of pulling that girl.
Thing is, this was always gonna happen with Charlotte, it's just the way you and her are with each other.
I couldn't think of a better way to finish off our time in the country than a nice breakfast, but now it's time to get back on that bus and head back to Newcastle.
It doesn't feel like it's a happy bus today, mind.
It's a sad bus.
It's the sad awkward bus.
I still haven't spoke to Gary and the longer I've left it, the more I think, "What the fuck am I gonna say?" So, what you gonna do about Gary now? Well, I think at one point we'll have to talk.
No more fucking tractors and farms, we're back in Newcastle and we're hitting the town.
The hair's done and there's not a crease in sight.
The town's not gonna know what's hit it tonight.
I think tonight should just be all the girls and no arguments and no drama.
Shall we just go out and have some fun? Yeah! Let's have some shots.
It's a big night tonight, the girls are back together and we're gonna fucking smash it.
Tonight, I'm just gonna have to just fucking stand with me back Gaz is telling us that he's nervous about speaking to Charlotte.
Why are you nervous, you fucking pleb? You've done nothing wrong.
- And the timing's not right.
- Earlier the better.
If the timing's not right, I'll do it tomorrow.
Charlotte had no right to go absolutely nuts last night with me talking to that girl, and talking to her pissed tonight isn't the best situation, but I need to sort it out.
Do it more when she's sober rather than more pissed.
Do you know what I mean? I'm not gonna lie, I am shitting it.
First night back, guys.
Let's have a good one.
Cheers! It's a big night tonight.
We're all off to House of Smith, so it's time to get fucking loose.
We get to House of Smith, and it's time to get the party started.
I still haven't spoke to Gary, and the longer I'm leaving it the more I don't know what to say.
"Sorry I'm a bunny boiler"? Last night, for me, was an absolute disaster.
We're back in Newcastle, me and Charlotte still haven't spoke.
I need to catch her sober-ish.
Even though last night I did nothing wrong, I'm still finding myself justifying me actions to get meself out of it.
Okay.
So, I feel like I might have taken it a little bit too far with the crawling thing, but I definitely feel like he's got me point and there will never be another hug.
I don't know how to feel about what Gary's just said 'cause I'm shocked, plus I'm really happy.
This isn't like Gary.
So, I've prepared meself for this conversation to only go one way and that was to end things.
But Gary's saying he wants to carry things on.
Well, this has thrown a spanner in the works.
Me and Charlotte have sorted everything, but now I'm under examination, and fuck it, I wanna pass this test, so it looks like I'm spending the whole night on my hands and knees.
I don't know where things stand with me and Marnie at the minute.
I'm a bit confused.
I'm trying to stay mad at her but I'm finding it hard.
Me and Aaron have got a love-hate relationship.
It does annoy us that we argue all the time, but he's the only lad who's ever kept us on me toes, and that's exciting.
I know I've probably forgiven Marnie too soon again, but when I've had a drink there's something about that girl that just draws us back in.
Despite the girls promising us that it wasn't all gonna be about necking on and the lads, and we're all gonna have some real quality girl time, they haven't actually spoke to us at all.
I look around and everyone's in the couples.
The boyfriend club is back on.
Kill it, bitches.
I'm actually pleased that me and Charlotte have sorted everything out.
Last night feels like it never even happened.
To be perfectly honest, I hate boyfriend club.
It's just another constant reminder of the fact that I'm not with me boyfriend.
I see Vicky and she's upset.
I need to go and find out what's going on.
It's horrible seeing Vicky upset, but she needs to know that we're all here for her and we would never want her to feel left out.
She looks really upset.
Fuck, I'm such a bad friend.
Tonight the girls were all thinking with their vaginas and they're not bothered about me whatsoever.
I don't wanna be here any more.
I'm going home.
I'm still missing me boyfriend loads and I don't know how much longer I can go on like this.
I'm ready to just get into bed and hopefully tomorrow'll be a better day.
There is no place on Earth that I would rather be right now.
Kyle is actually proving to me that he's not pulling anybody else and that he might actually have respect for me.
And at the minute, I feel like I'm starting to trust him.
It doesn't take me long before I get a naughty little bird in the area.
Hey, babe, you do know that Saturday's the day I do the cleaning.
Good, 'cause you're about to get fucking dusted.
All the little couples in the house are getting on so well.
There's one problem though.
There's only one shag pad.
So, fuck it, it's rock, paper, scissors.
One, two, three! Shag pad! The shag pad is for shagging, so there's only ever gonna be one winner and that's Scotty-fucking-T.
Everyone's had a wicked night and it's time to go home and carry on the fun.
Boyfriend club.
We get back to the house and I'm wasting no time at all.
I'm heading straight outside to the shag pad.
Wicked.
Marns, what you doing? I'm getting my bed and I'm getting Aaron's bed.
We get home and me and Aaron are definitely sharing a bed tonight.
He isn't escaping my cuddles.
The girls have told us to wait downstairs while they're up in the room doing something, and I honestly haven't got a clue what they're up to.
We are now building some kind of boyfriend club camp in the boys' room.
Moving beds and mattresses With our bare hands.
- Tada! - Tada.
This is yours.
The girls are crazy but it's actually quite fun everyone being in the same room.
I feel like a teenager again.
Mine looks epic.
Mine looks We are so mortal, so we take over the boys' room and make it the official boyfriend club house.
Marnie climbs on top of us naked.
This is torture, we can't exactly have sex with everyone in the room.
Lights out! - Lights out! - Lights out! I'm not sure whether this is acceptable, but I feel like the boyfriend club camp needs to be christened.
What the hell? I can't believe it, Charlotte and Gary are having sex in the boyfriend club room.
What a scruffy bitch.
The last few days have been absolutely mental.
Me and Charlotte have had the biggest argument ever, but somehow came back from it and now I'm in a room with three couples.
What is going on in the Geordie Shore house? I need a bit of time to meself.
Fuck me, I didn't see that coming.
He told me he didn't wanna pull.
Do not fucking take me for a mug.
You fucking prick.
What the fuck is going on? I just feel like she's taking the piss in front of everyone.
It needs to stop now.
Shall we get married? What? I know he loves us really.