Geordie Shore (2011) s09e07 Episode Script

1 (MAN READING) We're back, and things are about to get fucking naughty.
It's going to be bigger and better than ever before.
(WHOOPING) More kissing.
Getting fucked up.
Tears.
Arguing.
(SCREAMING) Bring it on.
Nothing is ever innocent with Gary-fucking-Beadle.
I fucking hate you.
Psycho Charlotte is back.
I don't know how much longer I can go on like this.
(LAUGHING) We take over the boys' room and make it the official boyfriend club house.
(MOANING) I should have a degree in pulling women.
I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge.
I'm a natural beauty.
Real boobs, real hair.
Get me in this house 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up.
I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is to do me hair.
I'm cheeky, colourful and full of mischief.
I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs.
I'm gonna make sparks fly and get everyone feisty.
ALL: Geordie Shore, wae'aye! Last night, me and the girls took over the boys' room and made it the official boyfriend club.
Winning.
(AARON SPEAKING) It's so weird waking up in a room full of couples, naked.
I feel like I'm at a swingers' party.
MARNIE: Yous had sex? AARON: Charls let him straight back in the boyfriend club with ease.
Did yous have sex? - Yeah.
- Oh, my God, you were.
Oh, my God, that's so embarrassing.
CHARLOTTE: Well, this is awkward.
They all heard me and Gary at it last night.
Then again, it's not the first time, and it definitely won't be the last.
Did anything happen with yous two? - No.
- No.
Not a thing? It's not all about sex.
Me and Kyle have been getting along great without it, and I just don't wanna ruin that.
Right, let's not talk about that.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm a horny lad.
But I've got the girl I fancy in bed, and the fact it's Holly, it's worth the wait.
VICKY: I've woken up alone.
I left the club last night because I felt alone and all that lot are still shacked up in some sort of boyfriend club bonanza.
- Are you okay there? - How yous? Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's nice of the girls to come and check on us, and make sure I'm okay.
(SHOUTING) Fifteen hours later.
Is the boyfriend club ruining everything? Yeah, I know, but that shouldn't be at the, like, the cost of us being happy with you, d'you know what I mean? We've all been so obsessed with the boyfriend club that we have completely neglected Vicky.
I've almost forgot she was here.
I feel like such a dick.
I think there comes a time in everyone's life where they've just gotta accept that they are going to do - what they want first.
- Yeah.
And that's what yous are all doing.
VICKY: The girls are all thinking with their vaginas, and to be perfectly honest I hate boyfriend club.
It's just another constant reminder of the fact that I'm not with me boyfriend.
I've got a genius plan to make Vicky part of the boyfriend club.
I'm gonna ring her boyfriend and invite him round, and then we can all have a massive orgy.
We're all a little bit worried about Vicky.
She's just so down, James.
She just wants to see you so bad.
He's keen.
This means he's coming.
This means Vicky's finally gonna be happy.
Underwear shopping.
Excellent, brilliant, I was correct, then.
To be honest, I'd rather be anywhere else in the world than looking at crotchless knickers with this set of twats.
But it beats lying in bed feeling sorry for meself, I suppose.
So, me and the girls are off underwear shopping, because we know something that Vicky doesn't know, and what she doesn't know, she needs underwear for.
CHARLOTTE: Um, right, so what does James like, Vicky? What colours? VICKY: I honestly don't know why the lasses brought us here.
It's, once again, just all about them and boyfriend club.
This is a fucking bag of piss.
- What are you doing? - It's a bit dusty down there.
- That is like Gary, Charlotte.
- It's a bit, it's a big bigger.
Me and Charlotte can always rely on bonding over Gary's cock.
It's just so big, I struggle to understand how he gets by in life with it.
MARNIE: I feel like Aaron would like something like this.
I wanna find something so sexy to tease Aaron and make him want us even more.
I have found the perfect present for Kyle.
Wow.
I think it'd be really funny if I get Kyle a fake vagina, because I'm just not ready to sleep with him yet.
I want him to prove to me that he really does like me.
So, in the meantime, he's got this fake vagina.
- Oh, my God, it feels - Feels like one.
HOLLY: Feels amazing doesn't it? In an attempt to cheer Miss Mardy up, us lads have cooked up a proper feast from a variety of packets and sachets.
Blow me over with a feather.
The lads have actually tried to do something nice for us.
They've made us a meal, and it's almost edible.
GARY: (LAUGHING) What is it? I've got Gary a cheeky present earlier.
He's gonna absolutely love it.
Charlotte's given me passport photos of herself.
What am I gonna do with them? Gary, this is enough for one for your bedside table, one for your wallet, one for your car, one for your pocket.
(EVERYONE LAUGHING) I am never, ever getting rid of this girl.
- Right, okay.
- I can't wait to see what Holly's got us from the sex shop.
Cheers.
Oh, my God, Kyle! What? How is it? It's funny.
Well, this is awkward.
I got it because I felt bad because I was saying I wasn't gonna have sex with you, so I thought it was a nice KYLE: Holly needs to realise I've done all this effort, and done all this hard work, just to prove I like her.
And the way she repays us is giving us a fake fanny.
Fuck that.
If I thought for one minute that he would ever get embarrassed about it, I would have never bought it.
I just thought it was a joke.
I feel like Kyle, you've upset Holly a little bit, because she actually got you a present out of the kindness of her heart.
And she didn't mean it in a bad way at all.
VICKY: Kyle takes it way too far, and acts like a giant plastic vagina, which is quite fitting, really.
CHARLOTTE: He's a fucking idiot.
Don't get upset.
I genuinely think that's disrespectful, though.
I do think that's disrespectful, I'm a tad offended by it.
I'm sorry for shouting at Holly and upsetting her, but she needs to know how I felt.
She made us look stupid in front of everyone, and she was in the wrong.
I don't wanna be a cock tease.
This isn't what it's about.
I do really like Kyle, I just want him to really like me before I do anything with him.
VICKY: Not that I wanted a great big "We're sorry Vicky" day, but if I did want that, this would be the worst attempt at it in the history of the world.
It's ended up all being about poochy bear and his fucking plastic pussy, for fuck's sake.
Boyfriend club can suck me dick.
(KNOCKING AT THE DOOR) Hello.
Vicky.
(EVERYONE CHEERING) I can't believe it.
They've actually managed to do something right.
Thank fuck James turned up.
Vicky seems absolutely buzzing.
I thought at one point her face would be stuck like a permanent N.
CHARLOTTE: Vicky's gone from miserable bitch to over-the-moon slag in 0.
3 seconds.
VICKY: He's even brought us presents.
FYI, Kyle, this is how you accept a gift.
I think everyone just needs a good night out, so let's hit the town and get fucked.
- Right, I'm off.
- You going? I really don't see the need to drag myself to Bijoux with the rest of them.
Me and him are gonna spend some proper quality time together.
If tonight is anything like last night, it's gonna be boomtastic.
It's Bijoux time tonight for this bad boy.
Let me go and have a fucking mint night.
CHARLOTTE: I feel so sorry for Holly.
She looks really distant from Kyle.
I'm gonna have to sort this out.
KYLE: The thing is, Holly needs to realise I'm not pulling girls, for her.
That's the first time I've ever done that for a girl, in me life.
I feel really distant from Kyle after what happened today, and I just don't know what to do about it.
I absolutely love Holly.
There's no need for her to be worrying about Kyle's kick-off earlier.
She's done nothing wrong.
This is mine and Kyle's first argument in this house.
Everybody goes through it, and I just hope this isn't the first of many.
It's so good to see you.
It's so nice to just have that sense of normality for a change.
I'm just sitting in a nice bar with me good-looking boyfriend, and I'm the one tashin' on for once.
Buzzing.
Tonight is the happiest I've been in a long time, and I really do love me Geordie family, but I'm just not sure I belong here anymore.
SCOTT: Bijoux is banging tonight, and we're gonna get absolutely trollied.
Marnie's looking fit tonight, and just proper turned us on.
I just wanna know if she's got any knickers on under that skirt.
I don't want Marnie to feel uncomfortable about anything, so there's no rush to take things to the next level.
But, fuck me, mine's just gonna explode soon.
This boyfriend club has turned us into a bunch of giggling schoolgirls.
What's wrong with us? I love the way things are going with me and Aaron, and I don't want things to change.
And I know that if I sleep with him, they will.
It's been a mint night, everyone's mortal, there's been no dramas or kick-offs.
Now it's time to get back to the house.
We get back to the house, and Vicky and James look so loved up.
For a change, I'm just as pissed as everyone else.
Talk about a romantic night.
CHARLOTTE: We're home, but it doesn't feel like we're home.
It feels like we've just went on to the next bar, because everyone wants to stay up, get drunk and dance around like lunatics.
Me and Aaron are getting on so well, and I feel like now is the perfect time, to show him that surprise I bought him earlier.
Marnie has put on a sexy nurse's outfit.
Fuck me, she looks amazing.
Do you like this? Marnie, are you joking me? This is for you.
Hi, Aaron.
Nurse Marnie at your service.
What might the problem be today? Oh, my God! Willie has a pulse.
Marnie is winding me up so much, that girl definitely knows how to tease.
Nurses getting naughty.
Nurses getting fucking aggressive.
Marnie is absolutely mortal.
She's banged me head off the wall.
I've got a feeling that's the only bang I'm getting tonight.
I feel vulnerable, I need to get changed.
Everyone's getting on, everyone's having a good time, but I'll tell you one thing, I'm having that fucking shag pad tonight.
It's so nice having James here, but when he goes, will it just go back to the way it was before, when I feel alone and I've got no one? If you don't AARON: This girl is driving me crazy.
She's such a fucking tease.
Aaron, I Wow.
Where the fuck has that come from? Why has Marnie just slapped us? - I'm so sorry.
- Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
If someone lifts my dress up, my immediate reaction is to slap them, but I think I slapped Aaron a little bit too hard.
You shouldn't lift me dress up.
I didn't fucking lift that dress up.
I was wafting it as a joke.
Marnie's completely overreacted with this one.
If I was Aaron, I'd put Marnie in an envelope and fucking post her, 'cause that kid is a nightmare.
Whoa, hold on, Marnie, that hit me.
Hold on.
Get the fuck Ah, fuck.
You lifted me skirt up.
What the fuck you doing? You just fucking nearly took me finger off, you stupid bitch.
Fuck this.
Plates are being smashed, and I'm stuck in the middle.
Warning, Mad-Dog Marnie's escaped out of her cage.
Please keep your distance otherwise you'll get fucking bitten.
Fuck off.
I'm calming you down, man.
You just threw a glass bottle.
This is fucking typical.
The one night we all get on so well and have a mint night, we get back to the house and it's World War fucking Three.
- Fuck off, Scott.
- Why don't you just calmly listen to - Scott.
- (MARNIE SCREAMS) Get away, get away, get away.
- You get away from all the glass.
- Nah, I'm going home.
Marnie's saying she wants to leave.
Good.
I hope she fucking does, and doesn't come back.
What did he just call us? A slut.
How fucking dare he? Did he just call me a slut? I haven't even fucking slept with him.
Shock.
This is fucking drama kicking off again.
Let go of us, Kyle.
Let go.
I thought tonight was gonna end how it started.
Really well with me and Marnie.
How fucking wrong could I have been? - Let me deal with this on me own.
- Just threw a fucking glass bottle at us.
I'm meant to be her best friend.
I love her to bits.
But even I've had it up to here with that girl.
Just stay out of it, Kyle.
Go and see Holly, and just stay out of it.
Can't believe how quickly things can turn round in this house.
One minute everything's fine, and the next they're turning into a complete disaster.
I never thought things could get this bad.
I just wanna go home.
I just want me mam.
I'm glad Marnie's left, because the only thing that girl knows how to do is fuck things up.
It's time to go to bed.
After all this drama and everything's kicking off, I just want a cuddle, and I want to go to bed.
Charlotte is snoring, so I'm gonna wake her up.
But we all know what happens when Charlotte wakes up in the middle of the night.
(MOANING) What the fuck happened last night? I know for a fact that I've done nothing wrong.
Nothing wrong to, nothing wrong to provoke that slap.
That slap was out of order.
Once again, Marnie ruined everything by overreacting and attention seeking.
As far as I'm concerned, she can stay out of the house for good.
All of a sudden, like, she just went radge.
She threw a glass bottle at me and Aaron.
If Kyle didn't stop it with his elbow, it would have hit us in the face.
Marnie always wants to run away from her problems, but some day she's gonna have to face up to them.
It's actually, sort of, fucking weird this, there's no drama between me and you.
- Shall we get married? - What? All I'm saying is, it's nice that me and you are having no drama.
That does not mean we're gonna get fucking married.
Like, you just proposed to us.
Well, I thought that's what you meant, if we're getting on well.
Wow.
(YAWNING) I've had a lovely sleep.
Me, too.
It's so nice having James here, and I wouldn't hate being in the house as much if I knew I could have him with us all the time.
Sometimes I love being in this house.
But sometimes, I hate it with every fucking single fibre of my being.
And I just don't know if I wanna be here anymore.
One thing's for certain, I need to get out of this house and away from these bell ends if I wanna make any sort of decision.
- HOLLY: Hi, Vick.
- CHARLOTTE: What you doing? - Packing.
- We go upstairs, and we find Vicky packing.
What the fuck? I just think I need a bit of time to meself, I think.
Just with James, to meself and James.
Vicky's telling us that she's leaving with James, and she's packed all of her stuff already.
Eh? I need to sit down for this.
But I just think, like, when James came, like, I was truly happy, and I, sort of, realised that, like, when he's around, that is when I'm at my happiest.
I hope that Vicky leaving doesn't make her realise that she doesn't wanna be here anymore, because this house just wouldn't be the same without her.
Yeah, I'm gonna leave with James.
Vicky's boyfriend come to the house last night.
We all thought that would have made her feel better.
But if anything, it's made her feel like she misses him even more.
Just a couple of days, just to get me head round everything.
- You'll feel miles better, man.
- See if I can fucking cheer meself up.
SCOTT: To be honest, I don't think this'll be the last we see of Vicky.
I reckon a few days off to get bucked off her fella, she'll come back with a big smile on her face.
See yous.
- See yous, lasses.
Love ya.
- Bye, Vick.
- (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) - Phone.
With Vicky gone and the phone ringing, it's gonna be Anna for work.
If there's any chance of anyone being the new boss, I'm getting there first.
Hello.
It is, yeah.
She's not, she's left with her boyfriend.
She's left.
Yep.
Right.
To be fair, I think I would make a much better boss than Vicky.
She's shit.
All right.
Right, no problem, thank you.
I answered the phone.
I could just say I'm the new boss, and no one will know different.
I'm the new boss.
No, I'm joking.
(EVERYONE LAUGHING) Work for yous two.
Unlucky, yeah.
HOLLY: I'm getting ready for work, and I'm really excited that it's with Kyle.
It's a perfect opportunity to clear this whole fake-fanny business up.
I don't think I look that bad.
Nah, you don't.
I do, like, I look like a fucking dick.
You do realise that's not even a hat, that's Holly's handbag.
I'm not keen on the fancy dress, but I'm buzzing it's me and Holly that's going to work.
It'll be nice to get out the house, just me and her.
Leaflets.
You single and looking for love? Here you go.
So, are you okay, like, after yesterday, now? I'm trying to explain to Kyle that I wasn't trying to insult him by buying him that fanny toy.
I just thought it was a bit of a laugh.
I know I overreacted when Holly gave me the fake fanny.
It just felt like a bit of a dig.
It's the first time ever that I've said to myself, I'm gonna change a little bit, and I'm not going to go out and bang a fucking random bird.
It's obvious I do really like Holly, but it's all new and scary to us.
But I definitely wanna try and not pull, and see it through.
HOLLY: I'm so glad that me and Kyle have cleared the air.
The king of hearts has got his tart back.
D'you wanna hold me hand? - What? D'you want a leaflet? - D'you wanna hold my hand? - No, d'you wanna hold my hand? - D'you want a leaflet? Everyone's proper buzzing for tonight, there's no Marnie there, so it means no drama, and no Vicky there, so it means everyone can actually have a good night.
What a fucking waxer.
EVERYONE: Cheers.
I cannot wait until the first drink is in my hand.
Bring it on.
I'm gonna get mortal and there's no one here to look after us I'm gonna get mortal there's only just the two of us We're get to Tup Tup and everyone's buzzing for a mint night.
Everyone's loving life, it's always amazing when we go out, and we have a good night and there's no dramas.
Aaron is literally a different person tonight.
No worry, no stress, having fun.
This is the Aaron I know.
I never realised how much pressure I felt when Marnie was around, and without her here, I can just enjoy myself.
CHARLOTTE: Tonight is amazing.
Me and Holly are on such a love buzz.
I'm just so happy at the minute, but the problem is, I'm just worrying that it's not gonna last.
Fuck, I am absolutely mortal.
Somebody pass me a bucket.
Oh no, wait, there's a cup.
(IMITATING VOMITING) CHARLOTTE: Holly's had too many shots and she's been sick in a cup.
That is so cool.
We're all smashed, and we've had absolutely mint night, but now it's time to fuck off back to the nest.
So, we get home, and Gary's gotta carry us in, 'cause I can't walk.
I am literally so smashed.
EVERYONE: One, two, three, show.
Me and the lads are proper mortal, so it's time to play rock, paper, scissors to see who has to neck a naughty, red onion and garlic cocktail.
EVERYONE: One, two, three, show.
What a fucking liberty.
I lost straight away.
No, no, no! (ALL SHOUTING) Yeah.
(ALL SHOUTING) That drink smelt like fucking Charlotte's armpits the day before big wash.
(SCREAMING) Sick is something that I can't deal with, and once Scott starts being sick, so do I.
(AARON VOMITING) Things are going really, really well with me and Kyle at the minute, and it just seems quite surreal.
And I think he actually feels the same.
I've had a wicked night with Holly, but she still seems paranoid that I'm gonna hurt her.
I don't know what else I can do to convince her that I'm not that guy.
I feel like me and Kyle are getting a lot closer, so I don't see the harm in inviting him into my bed for a bit of a special cuddle.
And dry humping's classy, right? Charlotte is absolutely mortal, I'm gonna be a gent and put her to bed.
So it turns out I'm not quite ready for bed yet.
I just need one last outing.
But I seem to have forgotten something.
What the fuck are you GARY: Am I seeing things here? Charlotte is walking down the stairs, butt naked.
Come here, Charl, I'll sort you out.
CHARLOTTE: Nope.
I can't be sleeping in there.
Definitely not in there.
Don't bother looking, I'll just go choose another bed.
SCOTT: So I've woke up this morning, it's like fucking bed swap.
I'm in Kyle's bed, and Charlotte is in my bed.
Did you piss my bed? No, I didn't wee in yours, Scott, but, like, I may have had wee on the body, you might need to wash your quilts.
(SCOTT GRUNTS) That scruffy bitch, she wants to wash them sheets before I go nuts.
Did you miss Marnie last night? Last night was drama-free without Marnie, and I'm starting to realise, as much as I do fancy her, we just don't work.
I feel like You've been very respectful.
I can't talk about sex, especially not in the morning, because I've got a fucking morning rock on.
I'm actually really surprised that there's enough room for me in this bed.
Kyle's balls must be the size of giant watermelons by now.
Me and the lads have got nothing to do today, so what do you do when you've got nothing on? Go and get tattooed.
- Right.
- I'll go first.
AARON: To remember our time in the house together, we're all gonna get a blue skull.
- Is it hurting, Gaz? - Is at the minute, mate.
SCOTT: Aaron's up next, and I'm surprised they've got any room to fucking tattoo the kid, he's probably gonna end up with a blue skull on his arsehole.
Before I leave, I've actually had a genius idea.
I'm gonna get Charlotte's initials behind my ear.
GARY: So it's fake, but Charlotte doesn't know that.
She will shit herself, but it will be so funny.
Thank you very much, mate.
See you later.
We get back to the house and we're absolutely buzzing with our tattoos.
Can't wait to show everyone.
So what have yous been doing? - Tattoos.
- All right, let's see.
Blue skull crew.
Oh my God, that's so cool.
This is the perfect chance to get Charlotte, take her outside, and show her the fake tattoo.
No, please don't say this is true.
Look.
Gary has gone and got C.
L.
C.
Behind his ear.
What? That isn't real.
Who in their right mind would do that? - You gotta get G.
B.
Behind your ear.
- I can't, because Um What the hell am I meant to say? - Because - Come on, then.
Because Because Because What the fuck? Where's this came from? I thought things were going really well between us, and now this.
I feel like I like ya but I don't, it's nothing like how I liked you before.
- Yeah.
- And I'm scared that I'll start to like you like that again.
I'm telling Gary to pull, but deep down I don't really know what I want.
All I know is that this has moved far too quickly, and I'm starting to feel really wobbly about it.
Fucking hell, I'm not just gonna go out and, like, you know, - and grab the first bird and, wicked.
- You've done it all.
I won't.
I genuinely thought this time round we were getting things right.
I've actually enjoyed being her boyfriend.
I thought we could work.
Right, that's fine.
CHARLOTTE: Fuck.
What have I done? I've just told Gary that he can go pull.
I'm scared, 'cause I don't want him to pull.
Why have I even said that? Oh, my God, what the hell? GARY: Everyone's getting ready for tonight.
Charlotte says that I can pull, and she wants me to pull.
I am so fucking confused.
Gaz is saying that Charlotte said that she wants him to pull.
But he doesn't want to pull.
Eh? The old Gaz would have jumped at the chance.
MARNIE: I've been away from the house for two nights, and now I've gotta come back and face the music after all the trouble I've caused.
I've got some apologising to do.
Marnie's come upstairs, and it feels like she's been gone forever.
As long as she doesn't kick off, it will be nice to have her back in the house.
The thing is, right, I'm gonna apologise sincerely about throwing the wine bottle, 'cause that's awful.
I don't wanna do stuff like that, that's disgusting.
After I threw that bottle, I was simply too embarrassed to stay.
I know that me and Aaron need to sort this out.
I may as well just do it now, and get it over with.
- Hiya.
- You all right? - How are you? - Sound.
So Marnie's come back.
I knew the good times had to end at some point.
Shit.
Like, I'm so sorry for I still can't understand how that escalated, like, we were having such a good time.
Marnie, you slapped us, man.
I slapped you, but I was drunk, and I didn't realise how hard I slapped you.
Me and Marnie would be too explosive as a couple.
All we do is argue and fight.
Just not worth it.
I went home and I've sat and thought about things, right, and you know what I've thought, right? As much as I find it hard, 'cause I really do like you, I feel like we just need to stay away from each other.
I think Marnie thinks she's ending things with me.
No, Marnie, I'm ending things with you.
You do your No, you do your thing, I'll do my thing.
- I think we should be friends and that's it.
- Yeah.
'Cause once feelings got involved, that's what happens.
Yeah.
Me and Aaron don't work.
And even though I know I'm doing the right thing by ending things, I still can't help feel sad, 'cause I know I still like him.
- Right, okay.
- Sound.
See you later.
Me and the boys are getting ready, and tonight is me first night as a free, single lad.
I'm not just gonna test the water, I'm gonna dive in head first.
I hope House of Smith is ready, 'cause we are going radge tonight, like.
CHARLOTTE: I'm looking at Gary doing his stupid dancing, and I'm thinking, why did I tell you you could pull? That's it.
It's time to see whether Gary's love for me is water resistant.
What the fuck? It's not even real.
Half of us is really glad, but the other half is pretty gutted.
I really thought he'd done that.
Charlotte, I was gonna tell you that the tattoo wasn't real, until you decided to drop the bombshell of me going and pulling other girls.
So I kept it going.
All lads on the dance floor.
Aaron's single, Gary's got the green light.
I can still go and have a laugh with the lads, but it's nice to know I've got a girl to go back to.
HOLLY: So, Kyle's come back from the dance floor with a girl.
Are you having a fucking laugh? Mate? Mate, my fucking arse.
Keep cool, Holly, keep cool.
CHARLOTTE: Why the fuck are you doing this, Kyle? Get away from the girl.
These girls are pure mint.
I'm just hoping I don't have to choose between them, 'cause there's plenty of me to go around.
I see two wicked blonde birds, and it's not that I wanna pull, but I might as well go over and talk to them.
That'll teach Charlotte not to play games.
SCOTT: Gaz has spotted the blondies I've been cracking on with.
You'd think the amount of times us lads have fell out over girls he would have learnt his lesson.
That's it, I'm going in.
Scott comes steaming in and starts squaring up to us.
I was just talking to them.
AARON: What the fuck is going on? These two need to sort their fucking heads out.
GARY: Scott goes ballistic.
Like, mate, what's the matter? I was just talking to a girl that I thought I was allowed to talk to.
It turns out, I'm not.
Fuck this, man.
I'm gonna tell Charlotte exactly what the little prick has been up to.
What a fucking prick.
Not only has Gary fucked Scott over, he's also tried to pull another girl.
We're fucking through, and I feel fucking free because of it.
It's all gone tits up.
I need to say goodbye to me friend and go and sort out the drama.
Kyle's walking his "friend" out, and he gives her a goodbye kiss.
And then another kiss.
And then another fucking kiss.
What the fuck, are you taking the piss? - You necked on with that girl.
- No, I didn't neck on.
Are you kidding us? Are you fucking kidding us? I cannot believe I've been accused of necking on with a lass, and all I did was kiss me mate goodbye.
- Kyle.
- Is he having a laugh? I seen it with my own eyes.
Do not fucking take me for a mug.
I can't be fucked with this, like.
I'm off.
Why the fuck is this happening again? Holly's really upset.
She's actually sobbing.
Kyle just went too far this time.
I told him I liked him.
I fucking told him everything.
He told me he didn't wanna pull.
This has been one of my worst fucking nights in Geordie Shore history.
I can't fucking wait to get home and get to bed.
So, come on, Scott, and we'll go and sort, and I'll explain the situation.
We get back to the house.
Me and Scott are gonna talk about this, and get it sorted, once and for all.
- In fact, forget it.
- I do one anyway.
- Let's forget it.
- Right.
Birds, no birds, blonde birds, fucking brunette birds, nothing happened, right? SCOTT: Fuck all these arguments.
I reckon we should all have a house meeting on the sofa, and just have one big fucking cuddle.
Why don't you all suck each other off now? Gary and Scott have made up, but I'm still furious with Gary for arguing with Scott about a girl in the first place.
Yous are all arguing about it in front of our faces.
Do you not think that's disrespectful? Yeah.
You did try and do it, until Scott kicked off at you.
- I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.
Charlotte comes in absolutely raging.
How many times? I didn't wanna pull.
Telling us to do it, then you're angry 'cause I talked to one girl.
Kyle, you're fucking supposed - to be liking Holly.
- What have I done? I haven't done anything wrong.
What have I done wrong? - You ignored her in the same area.
- I ignored her? - What am I gonna do, just sit there? - Yeah, you did.
Why would Holly be in tears for no reason? Charlotte trying to have a go at us, she needs to keep her nose out.
Just because her and Gary aren't working out, she doesn't have to take that out on me.
The relationships are all over.
We're literally living in a house of warfare.
The girls and boys have literally separated.
Looks like the boyfriend club is out the window.
I need to speak to Holly, because I know if I leave it, the girls will just poison her against us.
I did kiss her, but it wasn't a neck on.
It wasn't a neck on, like.
Just because I give me mate a kiss goodbye doesn't mean I'm trying to pull her.
Holly needs to realise what I'm giving up for her.
I feel as though because I'm not having sex with you, like, I feel as though you think I don't like you, because of that, when really it's the complete opposite.
What's confusing is, Holly's telling us she's not sleeping with us 'cause she likes us, and I've never had that before.
It's really difficult to handle.
I'm literally wearing my heart on my sleeve here.
I didn't wanna like you.
I never wanted this.
This is so shit.
I really, really like Kyle, and I feel as though I'm losing him.
I don't know how long I'm gonna fucking wait for you, though, Hol.
(SHOUTING) Ho, ho, ho.
Wae'aye.
(SCREAMING) It's like one, big, hot-tub orgy.
HOLLY: I feel like I'm about to pop my cherry for the first time.
Being together on Christmas day was just amazing.
Oh, my God, it's Vicky.
She's got something to say.
It is over.
I just love her so much, and I don't want her to go.
- I'm sorry.
- SCOTT: Merry Christmas.
That's one way to kill the fucking buzz.