Geordie Shore (2011) s09e08 Episode Script

We're back and things are about to get fucking naughty.
It's going to be bigger than ever before.
Getting fucked up.
Arguing.
Because you're not a princess! Don't even fucking start on me! Tears.
Bring it on.
and we find Vicky packing.
What the fuck? I need a bit of time to meself.
See yous.
I reckon a few days off to get bucked off her fella, she'll come back with a big smile on her face.
Marnie thinks she ending things we me.
No, Marnie, I'm ending things with you.
He told me he didn't wanna pull.
Do not fucking take me for a mug.
I wanted you to go and pull other people.
What the fuck? Where's this came from? Oh, my God.
Why have I even said that? Do you not think that's disrespectful? We're fucking through, and I feel fucking free because of it.
Boyfriend club is out the window.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge.
I'm a natural beauty.
Real boobs, real hair.
Get me in this house 'cause I'm going to tear the place up.
I've never kissed anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is to do me hair.
I'm cheeky, colourful and full of mischief.
I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs.
I'm going to make sparks fly and get everyone feisty.
Merry Christmas, wae'aye! Do you know what I've just realised? What? There's literally no boyfriend club.
Last night was fucking disaster, I told Gary to go off and pull and Holly got so pissed off at Kyle because he kissed a girl goodbye.
He kissed someone in front of my face.
Last night, Kyle completely betrayed my trust.
I feel like a complete mug.
But it wasn't a snog.
It wasn't but shall I show you what it was? Turn your cheek.
That's not a friendly kiss! That's like a "I want you" kind of kiss, do you know what I mean? That's like a pulling her back.
I've lost all respect for him.
He's done everything I knew he would do.
- Are you awake? - Yep.
Holly has totally overreacted.
All I did was kiss me mate goodbye and she's so paranoid, I don't know what I can do to make her trust us.
I mean, I did kiss her, but it wasn't a proper kiss, and then I had Charlotte and Marnie trying to use this argument just to vent their own feelings.
Charlotte went off it with me last night and I think the reason was, is because she was secretly angry at Gary and she needed someone to vent her anger out on without looking jealous.
I don't know where me and Char are at.
One minute she's all over us, the next minute she's telling us to go on the pull.
That girl's head is fucked.
- Boyfriend club.
Over.
- Over.
The boyfriend club has been well and truly flushed down the toilet along with one of me fucking ponies.
What a relief.
It's James' birthday and he's still in bed.
That only means one thing.
Operation birthday alarm clock! I know James and the best thing that he can expect to wake up to on his birthday is a protein shake with a couple of shots of vodka in as well.
Happy birthday! I wake up and it's my fucking birthday, come on! We got you some muffins, cake and a protein shake.
A protein shake, how did they know? Drink your protein.
James is gonna pure love this.
Neck up, you mug.
Birthday, innit? Birthday, innit? You like protein, you like vodka, vodka protein, you love it.
Hoo! Yeah, here you go.
Try it, it's nice that.
Have a muffin as well! What are you looking at? I come down the stairs and Kyle's sat on the sofa and he's looking a bit sheepish and I think this is gonna be awkward.
Silent.
Fuck, this is awkward, all Kyle did is kiss his mate goodbye.
He needs to speak to Holly and sort this out, A-S-A-P, ASAP.
I need to speak to Holly.
I don't want last night to ruin what we've got going on.
I do really like her.
I'm glad that Kyle wants to speak to me, but anything less than an apology and he can fuck off.
When you brought that girl in, it was kind of like, "Ugh.
" I know you said she was a friend and that's absolutely fine, but then when I saw you kissing her I didn't kiss her properly though, that was it.
It was a friend kiss, like you would do with one of your mates.
Kyle is insisting that this was a peck, but I seen it with my own eyes.
This is the whole reason I didn't wanna have sex with you, because I knew you would do this.
It's so annoying, I've come this far with Holly and now it's being ruined by some stupid kiss.
So, what happens now then? I obviously like you, you know that.
- Do you? - I do like you, man.
I do like you.
Aw, that's cute.
I'm gonna give Kyle another chance.
I feel as though this may have been a massive misunderstanding, but if he fucks me over again, I'll chop his fucking balls off.
It's the party tonight for James' birthday, so we're all sitting 'round trying to come up with a theme.
American footballers.
Icons.
Old-fashioned, like, dressed up like monocles and that, like.
What about Christmas 'cause Oh, my God.
I love Christmas, and a Christmas themed party will be mint.
We've never all spent Christmas together either and the next day we could have a big Christmas dinner and do secret Santa and pass out presents and stuff.
- Yeah, that's so good.
- That'll be class.
Char's came up with the best idea she's had all year, the day after the party is going to be Christmas day, so we're all gonna sit around, have a family meal, give each other presents and I might even stuff a fucking turkey.
Oh, my God! - Can you get them? - Yeah.
It'll look unreal.
Santa's got a bit fat cock, he can climb right in my box, I'm always on the naughty list, he can spank me, he's a fat prick.
Have you spoken to Gary? Well, I feel like I just want him to pull.
Why? - Cause - Why? Because Why? I don't know the reason.
I don't think you do.
Because I want him to do it and then I want to be like, say I wasn't really that bothered.
But what if you are? But I don't think I will be.
I feel like Charlotte's really confused at the minute, because she wants to test the water to prove that she's not 100% committed to Gary, but then if Gary tested the water, she'd get really upset about it, and I'm just really confused, I dunno what the hell is going on.
You're an idiot.
Look, Holly, it's simple.
I don't want to get hurt by Gary again, I need to cool things off before I get in too deep.
What's not to get about that? Christmas party tonight and Christmas tomorrow, we need to get this house looking and feeling like Christmas, so me and the lads are off to buy some decorations and a Christmas tree.
I absolutely love Christmas and everyone knows that Santa's always late to the next house cause he's too busy licking me out and dusting us up the arsehole.
Put the fairy on top.
We haven't got a fairy to put on top of the tree, so we're just gonna use that rubber fanny what Kyle got no action with.
That's probably got someone's cum in it.
That fairy goes perfectly on our tree.
Nothing suits our tree more.
Everyone's getting into the Christmas spirit, this is gonna be the sickest Christmas party ever.
This place is gonna look like a winter wonderland.
Santa, fucking ice sculptures, it looks fucking class.
I can't believe it, someone's went and got us an ice sculpture of my cock, mine's usually a bit bigger, but it is kind of cold in here.
So, we've got our outfits ready for the party tonight, Gaz is a reindeer, Aaron's a snowman, Kyle's an elf and I'm Santa Claus, of course.
I'm absolutely buzzing.
I'm a sexy elf! And Charlotte is a pudding.
I think it looks good.
I'm just gonna wrap my cock up in tinsel and give it to some bird.
Merry Christmas! We're getting ready for the party.
My outfit looks mint, I look mint, this is gonna be mint.
We're all downstairs in our costumes having a few pre-drinks, it is a shame Vicky's not here, but we're all gonna have a mint night for me birthday anyway.
Good how it's got a bell on it, because then Holly will always know where you are.
I'm like, Kyle, where are you? I'm really happy that Kyle's got a bell on his outfit, 'cause it means I'll know where he is at all times and then maybe I'll get to ring his bell End.
Char's asking to talk and it probably is a good thing.
I wanna get everything off my chest, let her do the same, and get sorted before the house party.
Yeah, it is.
I can do better than that, not as old days, but like But it is always gonna be like that.
Charlotte's saying we always argue.
I think she's just making an excuse 'cause deep down, she's scared of where this is going.
- They weren't getting too strong I said.
- You said, there gonna.
They would.
Mine and Gary's feelings will get too strong if we carried this on and I don't want that, not after a serious relationship.
Right now, I just wanna be free and single and have fun.
Maybe me and Charlotte should talk about our feelings a lot more, she's under the impression that I wanna go and pull and that's why I feel that she's breaking things off now.
But that's now what I want, I'm quite happy with her.
Anyways, let's stop talking about this.
Yeah? I know me and Gary are doing our own thing tonight, but I'll still be furious if he pulls.
Tonight is a big one, it's James' birthday, it's Christmas, it's going to be amazing.
Christmas is here.
Now all I need is some people to party with.
I've invited a lad who I've known for a while.
He's fit and he's always up for a good time.
- You all right? - You look lovely.
Now we can get his party started.
Would you like your present off Santa? Kate arrives and she looks absolutely beautiful, I can't wait to get my claws on Mrs Claus.
I just hope there's no kick-offs, 'cause imagine everyone fightin' dressed like this.
So, Marnie's friend has got a friend and he is fit! - How you doing? - How are you? - How are you? - I'm good, thanks.
I know, do you like it? Doesn't she look sexy for a pudding? Tonight I'm on the pull.
I'm free and I'm single and it's about time I started acting like it.
Casual sex and pizza, if that's not flirty, I don't know what the fuck is.
- Marnie's friend - Wants pizza and casual sex? He wants to have casual sex and pizza.
That sounds amazing.
I know it is! So I'm talking to my brother Adam about Holly and he's never seen us like this over a bird before, he's just used to me going out and pulling lasses, but this, it's different.
Kyle and his brother are talking and I have a feeling they're talking about me, so I'm gonna go over and say hi.
- Is it? - It is.
I finally get to meet Kyle's brother and I feel like I'm meeting the family now, this is getting serious.
I can't believe I've just kissed Holly in front of my brother, it's like I'm in a full-on fucking relationship now.
I look over and Marnie's necking on with a lad.
That's fine by me.
That means she can't give me any grief for any girls that I wanna pull tonight.
I look over and see Charlotte with some lad.
We only finished an hour ago.
Cheers.
This fit lad is approaching us with mistletoe, what the hell do I do? What the hell do I do? That felt so good.
Charlotte what are you trying to do here? Do you actually like this lad, or are you trying to make me jealous? Gary's saying that he's happy Charlotte's moved on, but, to be honest, I think he's putting on a brave face, I can tell just by looking at him.
I've had the best birthday ever and me and Kate are absolutely mortal.
It's been the first house party we've had where there's been no drama.
The good thing about a Geordie Shore house party is that you're never too far away from the bedroom.
Let's fill some fucking stockings.
I don't give a fuck that Aaron's pulling.
It's been a long time since I've had any action and I'm fucking excited.
I've had the best birthday ever.
It's been the first house party we've had where there's been no kick-offs.
Result, it's been fucking class.
Everyone's leaving.
Me and Charlotte are so into our boys, we've already decided we're gonna have a sleepover.
We're all drunk and we are all necking on.
Things are starting to get steamy.
It's like one big hot-tub orgy.
Tonight has been proper mint.
There's only one thing left to do before I go to bed and that's hang the stockings up ready for tomorrow morning.
The boys are actually being really cute.
They're hanging the stockings up above the fireplace and now I'm so excited for Christmas morning.
Buzzing.
Sorted.
All being together on Christmas day is gonna be amazing, but Vicky isn't here.
I'm just wondering now if it's the end of a Vicky era.
One, two.
Oh, so the boys are doing some synchronised muff diving.
Tonight the house party has been absolutely amazing, but now we've got to get ourselves to bed or we're gonna be very hungover for Christmas day.
So we're heading upstairs and after what's just happened in the hot tub, I think I'm in for a right treat.
I know it might look bad, but I've just finished things off with Gary and in a weird way I just need to do this crazy thing to just prove I'm free.
I'm so happy with Kyle.
I don't feel like I've felt like this in such a long time.
I'm absolutely buzzing, but I'm still not gonna sleep with him.
Just cuddles? It's Christmas and I've gotta stuff that fucking turkey, and I'm wakin' Scott up 'cause I'm not doing it by myself.
It's Christmas morning and I've got Santa's little helper breathing down my ear.
"We need to get this turkey prepared and ready for these twats.
" It was good, wasn't it? Me and Marnie were in the Jacuzzi with two lads.
Scott's asking if I had sex.
I feel so bad, like, do I lie? Can I lie? Yeah.
Yeah, I got stuffed just like this turkey is getting stuffed now.
That's fucking bad that, like.
I know Gaz better than anyone and I know that he won't say a thing when he finds out that Charlotte got banged last night, but inside he'll be fucking raging.
Before last night, I thought, I did think to myself, "Shit, like, I'm starting to like Gary again" and then last night, I didn't think about him once.
Last night I slept with another boy and didn't care what Gary was doing at all.
This might be me moving on for good.
Oh, oh Fucking hell, Charlotte's actually kind of good at stuffing this turkey.
She must have gained all the experience when that lad was stuffing her last night.
Wah! Everyone gets an orange.
I'm going to wake the girls up.
Meet Charlotte, the Christmassy tinsel troll.
It's Christmas day, bitches! I'm the Christmastime elf! Woo-hoo! It's Christmastime, boys! It's Christmastime! Wakey-wakey, lads, it's fucking Christmastime, you bunch of socks! Last night was good, wasn't it? What the hell did you do? Me and Marnie had sex.
Oh, my God! I can't believe me and Charlotte both had sex last night.
We're really spreading the Christmas joy.
What happened with you and Kyle, Hols? Like, I've had a little bit of a revelation, right, I was speaking to Kyle last night and I was speaking to his brother, and his brother said, "I feel like he's changed.
" He's like, "I've never seen him like this before.
" I'm so happy for Holly.
Last night was amazing for her and I think she's finally starting to realise that Kyle actually does like her.
Maybe tonight is the night.
I didn't wanna be pressured into sleeping with Kyle when I didn't know if I trusted him yet, but after last night, speaking to his brother, I feel reassured.
Had a fucking wicked night last night, I nearly got close to shagging Holly, and I know for a fact, tonight will be the night.
I'm a bit gutted that Charlotte banged that lad last night, but if that's what she wants to do I'm just going to come to terms with it.
Gaz is saying it's a good thing that Charlotte banged that lad last night to get over him and Mitch, well, aye, mate, I can hear your tears trying to crawl up all the way out the back of your eyes.
Yup.
No! I'm not bothered that Marnie shagged a random last night.
All the boys agree that she's just playing games.
If that's the case, then I'm just not interested.
I'll see you later.
I feel like Vicky cannot miss Christmas day.
She's part of this family.
She deserves to be here.
I love mine! Jesus Christ, this is tight.
It would have been better if I had Christmas vest, but this will have to do.
These must be special Geordie Christmas stockings because the girls got eyelashes and the boys got fake tan.
How did Santa even know? I feel like she died and then like, we still hung the stocking up for memory.
Vicky's stocking is just hanging on the wall, it's there for her, and we don't know if she's going to come.
Aye, well, I'm gonna get back to cooking.
This house is an absolute tip, so while I cook everyone Christmas dinner, they need to get their act together and clean the place up, ready for the Christmas meal.
We've never had Christmas together so Scott's got the cooking going on, we're setting the table, everyone's got their Christmas jumpers on, it's actually going wicked.
Right, come on, let's get the presents.
Get your places 'round the table.
It's time to do secret Santa.
This is gonna be good.
Colouring book! I got Aaron a colouring book because he's running out of places on his body to get tattoos.
An iron! I'm fucking happy with that.
I got an iron and an ironing board.
I'm just walk around all day being a non-creased man.
Scott's bought us a bracelet with a little love heart on and Holly's name.
Maybe I should get him one with Gary's name on.
Protein! Never have enough protein, can you? Oh! My secret Santa was a mug with drama queen on and a free taxi home, what the fuck? I got cookies and a vibrator.
Holly, did you buy these for yourself and just get mixed up? I fucking knew it was this.
I've got fucking nappies! Nappies? For Christmas, I got nappies.
What the hell? Charlotte, there's something else.
I know what's gonna be in there! It's gonna be a Charlotte necklace The one thing Charlotte needs is nappies, other thing I got her was a necklace with my picture on.
Are you having a bad time? Fucking hell.
Who knew James actually had a sense of humour? He's went and got Kyle and Holly a photo frame with Poochie Bear written on it.
Holly absolutely loves her present, but Kyle on the other hand, he looks sick of his fucking life.
Oh, what's the matter, Poochie Bear? Do you not like your present? Last one! Everyone's actually having fun.
Christmas day we've never had together, you can smell the turkey, it's actually going wicked.
No, Kyle! Oh, God! Oh, my God, it's Vicky! I'm so buzzing.
If she'd had missed Christmas day, I don't think I would have ever spoke to her again.
I walk in and the house is all done up for Christmas and they're all sitting there around the dinner table and I'm so pleased I made the decision to come back.
So, are yous happy to see us? - Yeah! - Good.
I'm absolutely buzzing Vicky's back.
We couldn't have ended this time in the house without her.
What have I missed? - The boyfriend club's over.
- Boyfriend club's over.
That turkey in the oven's not the only bird that got stuffed.
Marnie and Charlotte had sex, and not with each other, and not with Gaz and Aaron.
Well in, lasses.
I'm so buzzing that Vicky has decided to show up.
Now we're got the whole family back together, round the table, it's time to dish out the scran.
Well done to Scotty T.
This dinner looks absolutely amazing.
He'll make someone a good housewife one day.
Merry Christmas, everyone! Really, I think this is the nicest meal we've ever had, Scott.
Well done.
It's lovely, absolutely class.
You've done well, Scotty.
I never thought in a million years I'd be sitting around this table having Christmas dinner with this bunch of idiots in Christmas jumpers and in good spirits.
It's actually amazing.
Can everyone make sure they've got a drink? Cool, and we'll make a little toast.
Today has been so lovely, and looking round this table, I love every single person here in their own way, which is why what I'm about to say is so hard.
I promised I couldn't leave yous and I said I'd come back.
But, I can't I can't stay.
- When? - Why? I've loved every single minute of doing this with yous.
But, unfortunately, for me this is the end.
It is over.
I feel as though I'm letting them down.
How could she leave us? She's like our sister and I can't imagine going one day in this house without her.
We've come such a long way over the years and I just can't believe it.
Yous have all been there for us at some point so much.
We always still will be.
I'm literally fucking devastated.
I cannot believe she's actually leaving and I don't even know what to say.
Vicky, you've been fucking We came here all here together, a long, long time ago It's been a long time now, you know? Thank you.
I'm trying to tell Vicky that's it been an amazing journey and even I'm filling up.
I'm sorry.
This is one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make.
Although I love everyone there, it's just not for me any more.
Charlotte and Holly are crying their eyes out, Vicky was always the one they went to when they needed advice.
I guess the lads are gonna really have to be there for them now.
I'm gonna miss Charlotte and Holly the most, they're like a cross between me kids and me sisters, and I'm so worried about leaving them on their own, 'cause I haven't really baby-proofed the house or anything.
Now I realise the true value of how much I need and I love her.
I just love her so much, and I can't bear thinking of her not being here.
What do you do if his penis looks green Charlotte? They might be the most fucked-up family in the world, but they're my family.
Everyone is so, so upset to see Vicky leave so we're really gonna gather 'round the garden, I'm gonna put the snow machine on and we're gonna have one last big family cuddle.
Come on, everyone in! I don't know how me and Charlotte are gonna cope without Vicky, she's been here since day one and I just don't know what we're gonna do without her.
- Hip, hip! - Hurray! - Hip, hip! - Hurray! - Hip, hip! - Hurray! Get in the middle.
Fuck off! Suck this, peasants.
Oh! - So, will you marry us? - Yes.
You're a fucking arsehole! Wanker! We have an incredible bond, it focuses solely around tequila.
It looks like the cat that got Chlamydia.
Tramp.
These fucking birds.
I fold you into the shape of a fucking paper bird in a minute, you daft slag.
There's no I in team, but there is a U in cunt.
Come on, lass, you fucking slapper.
What are you doing, you stupid slag? That's fucking Gary! Vicky, tick.
Everybody grab a vagina! I'm pretty sure I just saw someone slip a finger in.
I'm getting overtones of pretentious fucking wanker.
God, I love that bunch of bell ends.
Bye, house! Vicky is the most beautiful, compassionate, strongest woman I've ever met.
And I feel so pleasured to have been able to learn things from her.
Some of the longest words I know have come from Vicky.
Fucking get back inside, you set of cunts! I'm gonna miss the Geordie Shore house so much.
I really do just want the best for them.
Vicky's only been gone two seconds and the house is already in ruins.
I don't know how anyone's gonna pick themselves up for the last night tonight in the town.
We were all having such a good day, Christmas dinner, Vicky came back, it was like everything was right again and now this has happened.
It's just ruined it all.
In her honour, let's go out the way that Vicky came in and have a mint night out together as a family.
Let's just fucking go berserk.
It's our last night out.
We need to go out with a bang, no matter how anyone's feeling.
You there, fetch me my steed for tonight we drink for Vicky! And we do off at dawn! Cannot believe this is the last night.
I love this lot so fucking much.
It's the last night and I just feel myself gravitating towards Gary for one last kiss.
Shit, Charlotte and Gary are kissing and I feel so happy, because I know deep down she loves him.
There's no harm in one last farewell kiss.
Everyone is having such a good night.
I love Kyle, I love Charlotte, I love Marnie, I love Gary, I love Aaron, I love Scott, and I even love James.
This is wicked.
Oh, my God, I feel like I'm in a movie.
Kyle's just wished me a Merry Christmas and gave me a kiss, and it's made me feel all weird and magical.
I bet on my fucking life I am gonna get a Christmas present off Holly tonight like.
It's our last night out and I wanna make things up with Marnie.
We've been through a lot together and I don't wanna leave things on bad terms.
Me and Aaron have been through so much.
We've argued, then we've made up.
At least we can just laugh about it now.
Fucking hell, I don't know if it's all the tequila or if it's because it's the last night, but me and Marnie are getting really close.
Love is in the air tonight.
Charlotte and Gary have made up, me and Aaron have made up.
It seems like everything that's happened has just been forgotten.
We're having the best night ever.
Everyone's absolutely mortal.
I just don't want it to end.
Bijoux, you've been done, but now it's time to get back to the house because this party is just getting fucking started.
Howay, whistle dick.
We all know what happens on the last night.
Everyone gets in the hot tub and gets even more mortal.
Hot tub crawl.
Oh, suicide roll.
Charlotte is absolutely smashed and when she gets this pissed you need to do one thing, pick her up and take her to bed.
I probably shouldn't be kissing Gary, but it's the last night, so this is for old times' sake.
The next thing you know, me and Marnie in the hot tub, absolutely mortal.
God knows where this is gonna go.
- Have you? - Yeah.
I don't know what it is about Aaron, but the boy can't do wrong.
It doesn't matter what we go through, I always run back to him.
Tonight's been amazing and I wouldn't want to end it anywhere else but in the shag pad with Aaron.
Me and Kyle go to bed and I feel like a virgin again.
I feel like I'm about to pop my cherry for the first time and I'm so, so, so excited.
I have waited so long for this.
This is gonna be the best sex ever! Wow, I forgot how good this was.
Why the fuck have I been waiting so long? I've proved that being the good guy pays off in the end, and this was worth the wait.
What did yous two get up to last night, then? Had sex.
I can't believe I waited that long to have sex with Kyle, I forget how amazing it was.
Kyle is mint in bed.
So what's next for yous two then? No, I'm joking.
Too soon.
Too fucking soon.
That was too soon! I've stayed strong and I've stayed true to my word and I do really like Holly.
Last night me and Gary lay in beds next to each other.
Nothing happened, just being best friends.
This is a new start.
Last night was so good, wasn't it? It was mint! I can't believe it's the last day and we've gotta go home, I'm absolutely gutted.
I'm literally gonna miss this house so much.
So what's gonna go on with you and Gaz? Like, I don't know, I would never just go up to Gary and just say "Let's kiss," but I just did it, I just had the confidence to do it, 'cause I feel like I kind of have a little bit of power, 'cause I slept with someone and then I still kissed him, like, afterwards.
This time around I felt like it was me in control of the relationship and it's not that I don't wanna be with Gary, it's just that I need some headspace.
I do like him.
I will see him on the outside.
I know that me and Kyle are in such a good place because I made him wait and I'm so glad I did it.
- I love you.
- I love you.
It doesn't matter what me and the others go through.
We argue, we fight, but at the end of the day, we always come together because we're a family.
Me and Marnie have been all over the place this time, but I'm glad we sorted our differences out and I'm glad there's no hard feelings.
- See you later, all right? - See you later, Aaron.
- Brother.
- See you later.
Bye, Scott! Bye! This time round for me has been proper wicked, but now it's time to R2D1 and get the fuck out of here.
- It's been amazing.
- Oh, I'm gonna miss you.
I love everyone, even though we're a fucked up, dysfunctional family, we're a strong one.
- Yeah, you can come meet my mum! - Ooh! I think it's only right that me and Kyle have got so close that I take him to meet my mum.
So I think I'll give him a lift home.
Oh, my God.
Look after her.
Holly's giving us a lift home and I'm glad I don't have to leave her yet and I get a bit more time to be with her.
Bye, love yous! As always, me and Charlotte leave last.
It just seems right that we have our last little moment together.
But are you happy about it? Yeah, it's wicked, but I just didn't expect it.
No matter how much Gary makes us angry and frustrated, I think I'll always love him deep down in some weird way.
It was Paris when I realised that I'd rather spend more time being closer to you than have a boyfriend.
This time round me and Charlotte went through so much again, maybe the timing just wasn't right, but one thing I have realised is, I do wanna be in a relationship.
Maybe one day.
I don't know what's gonna happen with me and Gary in the future.
All I know now is I just need some time to be on my own.
Bye, sweetheart.
You know I'll always love you.
Charlotte says she loves us, I love her too, we've had the best time ever in this house.
Yeah, I love you to bits too.
Me and Gary have been through a lot, but at the end of the day, he'll always be my Gary.
Walking out that house, I turned 'round, had one last look and do you know what it is? I can't wait to come walking back through that door and make some new memories.
Let's get fucking mortal! I'm in charge, bitches! Why should I clean that shit hole up? Because you're not the boss! - Vicky is Margaret Thatcher - Fuck off! but less dead.
The boyfriend club.
Kill it, bitches.
Uh-oh! Me and Marnie just can't seem to stay away from each other.
Liar! I'm kissing Charlotte.
I feel like I've gone back in time.
Me and Gary are having sex.
My fanny is so worried.
- Were yous bangin' last night? - No! Fuck off.
Mad-Dog Marnie's escaped out of her cage! Whoa, whoa, shit.
I fucking hate you.
Psycho Charlotte is back.
There was nothing in it.
I can't be fucked with this, like.
I'm off.
Why the fuck is this happening? Yeah, two at the front.
If the Eiffel Tower was a penis, I'd let it come all over my face.
John's back! Scotty T minotaur! I'm gonna get mortal! Somebody pass me a cup.
Stop naming vegetables! Charlotte's having a shit above my head.
I look like a giant piece of shit.
Give us a fucking cuddle.
I'm really pissed and I just want a cuddle from Gary, just Gary.
Come here Charl, I'll sort you out.
I'll always be close to Gary, and he is so special to us.
Everyone in this house argues, everyone fights, people shag each other, people slap each other and punch each other.
But no matter what happens, I love every single one of them.
Shall we get married? What? Fucking get back inside, you set of cunts.