Geordie Shore (2011) s10e02 Episode Script

(MAN READING) Come on! We're back! (ALL SCREAMING) Let's fucking do this! Come on! More pulling.
More getting mortal! More fights.
Don't you fucking ever! Things are about to go crazy.
Let the chaos begin.
Me and Kyle have been shagging a lot.
KYLE: We're not girlfriend and boyfriend but we have been seeing a lot of each other.
I'm just not feeling it.
Being here isn't the right thing for us any more.
I've got a lot of serious thinking to do.
I've got to tell Charlotte about this stupid ridiculous pact.
You can't tempt him but I can.
This is Operation Slit a Clit.
Kiss me, Gary! Charlotte thinks I'm gonna get with her tonight, she could not be more wrong.
CHARLOTTE: This is going better than I ever would've thought.
What's going on? How could I have been so fucking stupid to fall for this? - Idiot! - Oh, it's hot! CHARLOTTE: I just actually really wanna kiss him.
I can't go there again.
I don't want either of us getting hurt.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is to do my hair.
I'm a natural beauty.
Real boobs, real hair.
Get me in this house 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up.
I'm totally crackers me like.
I'm preened to perfection.
I'm cheeky, colourful and full of mischief I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's.
I'm gonna make sparks fly and get everyone feisty.
ALL: Geordie Shore, wae'aye! (SCOTT SPEAKING) Me and the lads have just woke up and we're still proper creasing about what we did to Charlotte last night.
What an absolute cake buzz.
Tomato sauce, eggs.
Oh, mate, that room is gonna fucking stink today.
I am absolutely buzzing at how well last night went.
But more importantly, how well Charlotte took it.
That's why we're best friends.
I can have a laugh with her, she doesn't kick off.
What the hell happened with you last night? I got flour bombed, egged, tomato sauced.
Charlotte thought she was gonna close the deal on Operation Slit Clit.
But no, Gary ended up pelting her with cake mixture, it looked like Casper had spunked all over her.
(SIGHS) I'm not gonna lie, right? And there was a split second when he put us in the hot tub to help wash us off.
And we were smiling at each other and we were laughing and I forgot about the game for a second.
Oh, shit! I feel like at one point nearer the end of Operation Slit Clit, there was a time when I did actually genuinely want to kiss Gary.
But I was still getting pied.
HOLLY: Me and Kyle we're in a really, really good place at the minute and I just hope it continues for a while.
Last night was amazing.
Things between me and Kyle have never been better.
When we're good I feel like literally like the luckiest girl in the world.
Holly is slap bang into Kyle, I just hope this all goes well for them both.
JAMES: I've only been back in the house for a few days but it just feels so different.
I've been trying to figure out what it might be that's changed.
But I'm starting to realise it's me.
The other times and that I came in, I just got smashed and enjoyed it, this time I'm just like James has grown up a lot and his life outside this house is totally different, but I don't wanna hear him talking about how he feels like he doesn't fit in any more.
I'm starting to get a bit old.
Oh, please, don't Don't start all this 'cause then I think something bad's gonna happen.
James is starting to talk about weird shit, the same shit that people talk about when they're planning on leaving this house.
This is last thing I wanna hear coming from James.
I don't wanna be feeling like this all the time.
No, you won't.
You won't, It's gonna get better.
(TELEPHONE RINGING) I'm not going to work! Phone's going and I know who it's gonna be, and if she's even thinking about sending us to work, she can swivel.
SCOTT: What's the work for today then? (ANNA SPEAKING) SCOTT: What's the treat? (ANNA SPEAKING) SCOTT: Can we? House party, like? (ANNA SPEAKING) SCOTT: Ah, are you sure? That's mint.
Cheers, Anna.
(YAWNING) Buzzin.
Yeah, listen to this, right.
CHARLOTTE: Anna must've got laid, had the biggest orgasm ever and won the lottery.
She's given us a house party! What about like casino and you have like black jack tables and like get dressed with little bow ties and stuff? Every one of our house parties needs a theme.
What about what we wanted to be when we were younger? - Like when you grow up and stuff? - Yeah.
- That's kinda good like.
- That's really good.
The theme of this party is going to be what you wanted to be when you were younger.
I wanted to be a kick boxer.
I wanted to be a motor-cross rider.
I wanted to be a pop star.
Well, I'm already what I wanted to be when I grew up, a fucking fanny magnet.
I wanted to be a ballerina or a burlesque dancer, or a Spice Girl.
Shock, not one of them made it.
Not one of them achieved their goals.
Bunch of failures.
CHARLOTTE: Gary! Come here, please.
Charlotte calls me in her room and when I walk in and see that look on her face, I know she's up to something.
I've come up with this really good game and it's called Pin the Parsnip on Gary.
(LAUGHS) CHARLOTTE: So I've come up with the game Pin the Parsnip on Gary.
And every artist needs their muse, so come on, Gaz, get your dick out.
Drop your pants.
No, it's not! It's for the game.
Charlotte, if you wanna see my dick, you haven't gotta invent a game, just ask.
Drop it, then! All right, lift the top.
(BOTH LAUGH) Gary, I can't see anything.
What are you embarrassed for, just hold it up.
CHARLOTTE: So I'm staring at the parsnip, and it's bringing back a lot of memories.
I still can't believe how big it is on a floppy.
I'm not finished.
Perfection takes time.
GARY: Fucking bet it does.
With every stroke of me pencil I feel a flutter in me fanny.
I do miss the parsnip, just a little bit.
- What do ya think? - (GARY LAUGHS) - I think that is a good one.
- It is a good drawing.
JAMES: So me and everyone's getting the house sorted ready for the night, and it's looking fucking epic.
But before the party starts I've got something to tell everyone and I know for a fact this is gonna be so hard.
Are yous all come down and sit down here? SCOTT: James is calling everyone downstairs in the living room before the house party, this looks serious.
I wanna know what's up with the kid.
JAMES: Is that everyone? (SIGHS) Fucking hell.
I've never ever been so nervous to say anything in me life.
(JAMES SIGHS) (CLEARS THROAT) Right, well, I don't want this to spoil tonight 'cause I wanna have a fucking mint time with everyone, but, you know I've got a horrible feeling about this.
I can see he can't even get his words out and I know what we've been talking about.
I just hope he's not gonna say what I think he's gonna say.
I'm not that young daft lad I was when I moved in here and I feel like my life has moved so much since I started all this.
(EXHALES) I've made a decision that I need to move on to the next step.
And for me to do that it's to leave here.
These people I've spent so much time with them, I've lived with them and to tell them that I can't do this any more is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
CHARLOTTE: I'm absolutely gobsmacked.
Like, even though James isn't the biggest character in the house, we've still been together since day one.
MARNIE: I totally understand why James doesn't want to be in this house any more.
He's grown up and he's got Kate but that doesn't make it any easier for me.
I still need him here.
I still remember us like, getting smashed first night and Jager bombs in the gym and we're in Magaluf and Cancun.
Me and James walked in the Geordie Shore house together and we pulled girls together, we argued.
I've had the biggest fights I've ever had in this house with James.
But I'm still absolutely devastated that the kid's leaving.
Oh no, like, honestly, all that shit between anyone, including you Holly as well, like I'm just so glad we're both happy now.
HOLLY: Anybody knows that me and James have had our ups and downs in this house, we've been through so much and at some point we never thought we'd be friends again.
I'm just so happy that now we actually are.
Like, I know I'm getting upset and that now but that's purely just because of all the good times we've all had.
JAMES: To see everyone so upset made me realise just how much I mean to them as they do to me.
GARY: It's James' last ever night in the Geordie Shore house.
I'm gonna make sure that kid goes out with a bang.
I can't wait to spend me last night with everyone I love.
Let's do it.
Everyone looks class tonight, I just can't wait to get pissed and give James the best party of his life.
Let's all have a wicked time, we all look amazing, the house is amazing and let's just have an absolutely wicked night for James.
(CHEERING) CHARLOTTE: Let's get mortal! Mortal! Mortal! Mortal! Mortal! (ROLLS TONGUE) (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) Everyone is starting to arrive at the house and I cannot wait to get this fucking party started! (ALL SHOUTING) JAMES: The party's going absolutely fucking mint but Kate's here and I need to pull her to one side and tell her the news.
- You all right? - Yes, I'm good.
Being in this house has really made us realise what's important in me life.
And being with Kate right now is my number one priority.
JAMES: I really struggled earlier telling the rest of the house that I'd made my decision to leave.
But now telling Kate, I feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulders and now I can concentrate on the rest of me life and her.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) MARNIE: I'm so excited to see Dan, I can't wait to introduce him to everyone.
Charlotte! This is Dan! How ya doing? All right? Nice to meet ya.
You look lovely, Dan.
AARON: Marnie's boyfriend is here and she hasn't introduced me, but I get it 'cause if I'd brought a girl in I wouldn't introduce her to Marnie, there's too much history.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) CHARLOTTE: Me and Gary are about to play the Pin the Parsnip on the Gary game and nobody knows this, but I secretly did it because I do want to kiss Gary.
I don't know what has got into Charlotte tonight but she is being all over us after we said we were just gonna be friends.
He won't kiss me and he isn't kissing any other girls.
I don't get it.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) KYLE: I'm looking at Holly talking to one of my ex-bangs and I'm fucking shitting myself.
I've tried for so long not to be a jealous person and this is a perfect opportunity to tell Kyle that I'm talking to these girls, one of them has said she's slept with ya and I'm not bothered.
I go over to Kyle and I'm telling him that I've been talking with his friends and he looks really angry.
What the fuck? Holly jumps straight in with the reaction that her ex-bangs are here as well.
This isn't a competition, Holly.
What the fuck? When I get jealous he gets pissed off, when I try and make an effort he's gets pissed off, when I try and make a joke he gets pissed off.
I cannot do right for doing wrong tonight.
KYLE: Holly's behaviour is just immature, so I'm just gonna try me hardest to stay away from her.
It's been a wicked party, but now it's time for everybody to leave.
I've had the most unbelievable send-off ever.
But I do think it's really important I finish my last night how I started, just me and the Geordie Shore family.
AARON: I can tell I'm fucking drunk.
One minute I'm happy and then the next I'm sobbing like a baby.
It's really hit us that James is leaving.
I've missed Dan so much.
We've had such a good time tonight and I'm so horny.
I just wanna have sex with him.
I cannot stand going to bed on an argument.
I don't know where this has come from, I don't know what I've done wrong and all I wanna do is sort it out.
I don't know what you want me to say.
I don't want you to say anything.
I do wanna sort things out but I just can't have this argument now.
I'm too pissed and too angry.
I thought you were OK with it and I'm sorry that you weren't but I didn't know.
But the last thing I wanted was this.
You're literally the best thing that's happened to us in a fucking long time.
And the only thing I've ever tried to do is literally protect ya.
Holly's saying I'm the best thing that's ever happened to her does make me realise that I do really care about her and I just wanna stop this stupid argument now.
(HOLLY CRYING) We'll go to bed and we'll sort it out tomorrow.
HOLLY: Oh, God.
OK.
Down.
So I finally get to bed but, to be honest, it doesn't look like I'm gonna get any sleep tonight.
(AARON GRUNTING) JAMES: Aaron's grunting and snoring on and he's half asleep and half fucking awake.
The kid doesn't even know where he is.
Aaron must be sleep walking, but why the hell is he taking his pants down? - (PEEING) - (JAMES LAUGHING) Aaron, man! What the fuck are you doing? That's not the toilet, it's your fucking suitcase! Typical night, everyone's fucking mortal, I've said me final farewells and Aaron's pissing his suitcase.
Fucking mess.
JAMES: Last night was my final night in Geordie Shore and we had an unbelievable house party.
Mate, you were in a fucking bad way last night, like (AARON SPEAKING) (LAUGHING) AARON: I told James I'll give him a night to remember and what funnier than me pissing in me own suitcase? You're welcome, mate! JAMES: Me and this lot have been through so much together.
We've had loads of arguments but we've also had loads of good times.
And that's the one thing that I'll take away with us, all the nice memories.
- Morning.
- Morning.
It's a sad day today.
James.
MARNIE: Waking up this morning, it is horrible to know that James is actually gonna leave the house for good.
I don't know how we're all gonna cope without him.
It doesn't seem real.
(SIGHS) CHARLOTTE: Today's the day where James actually has to go and I just can't believe it.
I'm so glad last night was the best house party.
It was the best send-off you could possibly have.
JAMES: Right, that's it.
Me bags are packed and I feel like I'm ready to say me last goodbyes.
But I've gotta feeling that everyone in the house is gonna miss us.
So I've got one more surprise for them.
Oi oi! Everyone, we've got a new house mate.
What? CHARLOTTE: Shit! James has brought a new house mate.
I don't think I'm ready for this.
What the hell? A new house mate? No way! (ALL LAUGHING) CHARLOTTE: Phew! It's just a cardboard cut out of James.
It'll be like he's never gone.
That is hilarious! I'm proper confused, I can't tell which one's which.
If yous are kicking off, you can just go and talk to us.
Fuck knows where they're gonna put this cut out though.
I mean it's fucking massive.
GARY: Say goodbye to the room, kid.
I know, fucking hell, the amount of memories that's happened in here.
James has packed his bags and he's ready to go.
I'll be honest, I'm fucking gutted.
It's that time.
You gonna be all right, yeah? This is it, James is actually going and now it's hitting us all really hard.
SCOTT: It feels weird waving James off knowing that the kid is never gonna come back.
He was like part of the furniture.
I'll see ya later.
MARNIE: James was always the person there who I would speak to if I was ever upset.
He was always there for us if I was ever down.
I just don't know how I'm gonna cope without him.
I still remember when I walked in, he was standing there with my first ever Jager bomb.
And now I'm watching him leave a man.
That's crazy.
- You as well.
- Bye, James.
- I'll miss ya.
- I'll miss you, too.
We started this journey together and to lose someone who you started it with is never a nice experience.
Me and James walked into this house together and at one point we were really, really close friends.
He's been through everything with us and I'm just really sad that he's going.
It's that time already.
It's crazy, isn't it? Definitely one of the best looking lads in Newcastle.
- Hey, guys.
- Hi, handsome.
You all right? Decent, like, innit? Time to smash it Geordie Shore style.
ALL: Cheers! Let's get fucking mortal! Mint! JAMES: Me biceps feel like they're getting even bigger! Me full time occupation's smashing birds.
She's looking for cock, preferably my cock.
I'm the only person in this house to ever make a relationship work.
Come on! Fucking hell! To family.
ALL: Hurray! I look like a giant piece of shit.
JAMES: All I've ever known is Geordie Shore.
And now I'm actually a bit excited to see what's next.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) And then there was seven.
GARY: The house will be different without James 'cause you haven't got that in-the-middle person that the girls can talk to and the boys.
Now it'll just be carnage.
KYLE: The argument that me and Holly had last night was totally unnecessary and it came out of nowhere.
I need you to just admit when you're wrong sometimes.
Like, last night with those girls, I wasn't prying, so when I tell ya that I wasn't you just need to say, all right or something.
- Nah, I thought you were.
- I wasn't.
It's so important for Kyle to admit when he's in the wrong.
Sometimes all it takes is a sorry.
- I can't be spoke to like that again.
- Right.
- OK? - No.
I'll admit that I'm used to walking all over birds but Holly doesn't stand for that and that's what I love about her.
I still kinda feel as though it's the right thing us not saying that we're boyfriend and girlfriend because - Yeah, definitely.
- I feel like having Especially after last night.
I feel like having that label takes things a massive step forward.
KYLE: I'm glad we're on the same page.
I'm petrified because I've never had a proper girlfriend before, so it needs to be right.
I feel better for having this conversation with Holly.
Hopefully we can stick to our guns and not fall out again.
It's our first night back at Tash-On Tours, and we're gonna do what we do best.
Get people necking on, get pissed and do Anna proud.
Me, Marnie, Gaz and Aaron, ready, let's fucking do this.
- Sees ya later.
- Bye! HOLLY: Me, Scott and Charlotte are getting ready.
It's so nice to not be at work.
Tonight is gonna be wicked.
I'm just chillin' in the house, minding me own business.
Who the fuck is that on my lawn? That's a car door.
(DOORBELL RINGS) What the fuck? The door bell's going.
Has someone forgot their key? Hello? I can hear a boy's voice.
What the hell? NATHAN: Hiya.
Oh, my God! There's a new boy.
- Hi! - How ya doin'? Are ya all right? This means new person to kiss, new person to fancy, new person to spoon, new person to have sex with! - I'm Nathan.
- Welcome to Geordie Shore, kid! SCOTT: What an absolute belter! We've gotta a new housemate, and what a buzz for him when the first person he meets is Scotty fucking T.
- And who are you, Nathan? - Nathan.
- Why are you here? - The new guy.
My name's Nathan, I'm 23, I'm fun, I'm flirty, and I like to be the centre of attention.
When I go in the house, I'm gonna be cheeky.
I like to wind people up but who doesn't like a little bit of trouble? NATHAN: I love getting absolutely shitfaced, dance until stupid o'clock in the morning and if I pull, then it's a bonus.
Geordie Shore house, I'm ready for ya! - Welcome! - Here's for a good night.
Cheers to the new arrival! I cannot wait until the others get back to see we've got a new arrival.
The girls are gonna be jealous of his perfect eyebrows and the boys are gonna be jealous of his wicked looks.
He's a winner.
We're at Tash-On Tours, we're gonna do Anna proud and we're gonna get everybody necking on.
Three, two, one, go! MARNIE: Me and Aaron are getting on so well this time around.
Because I've got a boyfriend it means that we can just be friends and maybe it's better that way.
I'm so glad me and Marnie are sorting things out.
I don't know how she does it but that girl always manages to put a smile on me face.
- What? - Do you? - No.
- No? No.
- Well then, that's good.
- That's fine.
So that's not a no then.
- Cheers to just being friends, Aaron.
- Cheers.
I'm so happy everyone's being nice to us.
I feel like I'm gonna fit straight in.
SCOTT: After Vicky not coming back and James leaving, this is exactly what the Geordie Shore house needed.
Cheers, Anna, you fucking scruff.
Now you're part of the fam.
(DOORBELL RINGS) What the fuck? The door bell's going again.
You have got to be kidding us.
Oh, hello? - What the fuck? - Oh, my God! Who the What the fuck is this? SCOTT: We gotta new housemate.
The lad seems pure sound as fuck.
I've gotta feeling the kid's gonna fit right in here.
(DOORBELL RINGS) What the fuck? The door bell's going again.
You have got to to be kidding us! - Oh.
Hello? - What the fuck? Who the What the fuck is this? (LAUGHING) HOLLY: Bambi on Ice has just arrived.
- Hi! - Hello.
- I'm Chloe.
- Oh! Oh, yeah.
I recognise this bird, I used to get with her about ages ago.
She's the last person that I expected to walk in this house.
Liberty! I'm Nathan, you all right? Hi ya, nice to meet ya.
I've only been in the house 20 minutes and the new girl stumbles in the door.
I'm fucking buzzing 'cause now I'm not the only newbie.
Hi, Chloe, you OK? No, are you? You look like it though.
Chloe is absolutely hilarious.
I can tell she is gonna be fun.
(LAUGHING) Someone's gonna have to get me a translator for this girl because she is speaking in dolphin.
Only ultrasound could pick this up.
I'm Chloe, I'm 19 years old, I'm bubbly, I'm scatty and I'm the lightest weight in Newcastle.
Don't drink too much.
No, I won't.
You don't have to watch it that much.
I get drunk off one drink.
I'm gonna show everyone being lightweight's the best because you don't want to spend money.
I went out with a fiver and come back with a tenner once.
I'm gonna come back a woman.
I'm gonna be able to cook, clean.
I'm gonna be like a new receptionist at the house.
You're gonna be proud.
Hey, fold that for us.
I think my role in the house will be, you know, like how you've got like a peasant and you've got like a lower peasant.
I will be at the higher peasant, like, d'ya know what I mean? Like a better peasant than the lower peasant.
I'm feeling a little bit nervous though 'cause what if no one likes us and I've got no one.
I don't wanna be left out.
You definitely won't be left out.
I think I get on really well with everyone but I just don't like when people just dirty look ya.
And if they dirty look me then I just dirty look them back.
You're gonna be like on your own with the cat.
The house will just be like a morgue when I wake up.
A morgue? What's a morgue? It's like where dead people are.
Oh, Mum! I'm a bit nervous but I'm so excited.
I can't wait to get into this house.
What the fuck is going on? HOLLY: Scott is acting really, really weirdly, like this is an old friend.
Do yous two know each other? He fancies me, man, and I pied him.
No! CHLOE: Me and Scott have messed around a bit but that was ages ago.
SCOTT: Hold on a minute, darling, you're saying that I used to fancy you and you pied me.
This bird is a pure crackpot.
She's gonna fit right into this house with us lunatics.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) That's work done, we need to get back to the house, get everybody else and get out.
- Did you? - Oh, mate! CHLOE: Hold on a minute.
Immaculate eyebrows, really well dressed, a hairdresser? Is Nathan Are ya? Nah! I am bisexual but it doesn't define us.
At the moment I'm 70% guys, 30% girls, but once I've had a drink anything could happen.
Right, howay, then.
Let's go upstairs.
Come on, Chloe.
CHARLOTTE: Me head's fucked.
We've not just got one new person but now I've got two.
This night is gonna be wild.
Like stuff did happen but we haven't had sex yet.
Right, OK.
Bit of suckie suckie? No, I don't suckie, I don't like it.
- I swear to God.
- You don't like it? Chloe's explaining that she's got history with Scott and even though they didn't sleep together I think there's a strong possibility that they will at some point.
- So would ya go with Scott? - Did this just happen downstairs? - Yeah.
- Well, what the fuck How did I miss all of this? Great! Nathan's bi.
That means not only have I gotta fight the girls for him I've gotta fight the boys.
Good job I'm strong as fuck! I think when they come, you should be hidden.
We have made a plan.
None of the others know that these new people are here so we're gonna hide them and give them the shock of their lives! Shh! Shh! That's them.
That's them.
That's them.
Get your cases.
Get your cases.
I'm dead nervous but I'm so excited at the same time.
The others literally don't have a clue.
This is gonna be hilarious.
Oh, finally! Here's the work posse! CHLOE: Oh, my God! As if I'm not nervous enough, my fucking fanny has slipped out me under crackers.
- How was work? - Are yous mortal? We get back from work and everyone's acting weird.
Something's going on.
What the fuck? Two new people have just burst out the bedroom.
CHLOE: Hello! - Hello, I'm Chloe, nice to meet ya.
- Chloe, you all right? - Hello! - Hello, Chloe! GARY: I can't believe that there's two new people in the house.
They've jumped in James' grave so quick.
Can you believe it though? Can you believe it? HOLLY: Everyone has got the shock of their lives.
Tonight is gonna be wicked.
I think we should have a toast to the two newbies, Nathan and Chloe.
Welcome! Let's get fuckin' mortal! We're at the fuckin' Geordie Shore.
Madame Koo's tonight, we're gonna show these two newbies how to party Geordie Shore style.
It's me first night out, I'm so excited to get hammered with everyone.
Right, new boy, new girl, so we're gonna have to make tonight a night to fucking remember.
- Fucking right! - So let's give a big cheers.
(ALL CHEERING) It's Chloe and Nathan's first night out.
We're gonna take them to Madame Koo's and get them fucked up.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) CHARLOTTE: Drinks are getting poured, music's loud, everyone's buzzing, bring it on! (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) It's my first night out.
We're having a wicked time and I'm fucking buzzing.
Nathan is good looking but I don't think I could kiss anyone with a better complexion than mine.
I am bisexual.
I like boys and I like girls.
I just think I'm greedy.
CHARLOTTE: Aaron and Kyle? I had Nathan more down as a Scott person meself.
I'm buzzing that Nathan thinks I'm fit but I'm not so buzzing that I have to share him with Marnie, Aaron and Kyle.
KYLE: Everyone's having a fucking mint time, the newbies are getting right stuck in.
Come on! Charlotte's just told me and Aaron that Nathan's bisexual.
Fair play to the kid, having the best of both worlds.
Wae'aye! Well, if Nathan fancies me, what can I say? He's obviously got a good taste in men.
CHLOE: I'm showing the boys me dance moves, I think they're impressed.
We've had some mad people live in this house and we've got some mad people living in this house but this new girl is on cloud cuckoo! Charlotte must be absolutely smashed 'cause she's asleep in the corner.
Fuck knows what's happening to me tonight.
I feel like I've woken up in the past.
Marnie is all over Gary.
I know I'm being crazy but Gary and Marnie have got history and tonight it's really upsetting us.
All of a sudden Charlotte's crying and I don't know what to do.
MARNIE: Charlotte won't even talk to anyone of us apart from Holly.
What the hell is up with her? CHARLOTTE: I can't hold it in any longer, crazy Charlotte's here.
I'm like a bull to a red Marnie.
What the actual fuck? I go over to Charlotte to ask if she's OK and then she goes for me.
I've done absolutely nothing wrong.
SCOTT: I don't know what's going on with Charlotte, the kid is having a pure fit, she's proper foaming at the mouth.
She looks like she's even got rabies.
Maybes.
The only thing that I can think why Charlotte would kick off was because I was dancing with Gary.
But I was dancing with everyone, I don't know how that would make her kick off.
CHLOE: I can't believe it.
They're like wild animals.
I am so furious over what Charlotte has done and then Holly's starting to mouth off.
Fuck off! HOLLY: I am so fucking angry.
This is isn't my argument, what the fuck are ya talking about, Marnie? I just said, let you deal with it.
But it's the attitude, it's your fucking attitude.
You cheeky little cow.
The last thing I'm gonna do tonight is take shit off Holly as well as Charlotte.
Oh, come and say that to me face.
I've just said it to ya face, Marnie.
Well, come here and say it.
I will not kid you.
I will not kid you.
Walk round here and fucking say it.
Marnie is taking this too far and I'm not fucking having it.
As if Marnie has just swilled Holly.
Are you fucking kidding? HOLLY: Don't you fucking ever! SCOTT: Holly and Marnie start getting fucking stuck into each other, the fucking dicks.
I hope the newbies are having a wicked night.
(INDISTINCT YELLING) HOLLY: You stupid little prick! I was the one telling ya not to worry and what do I get for it? A fucking drink in me face, you stupid bitch.
Nathan's absolutely obliterated, we have to get him in a taxi and get him home.
Tonight was a total disaster.
HOLLY: We get home and the others haven't arrived back yet.
Thank fuck for that.
Marnie should not have gone on like that.
NATHAN: I don't know what the fuck's going on but I'm far too pissed to even care.
Thank God for Kyle, for putting us to bed.
KYLE: It was Chloe and Nathan's first night and it was meant to be a good one but instead it was just shit.
I'm not being funny but I don't want to stay in this house.
- I don't wanna stay here either.
- I'm not staying in this house, fuck that.
- There's no chance.
- Do ya wanna go to yours? I can't help but feel bad that I ruined Chloe and Nathan's first night.
The best thing we can do right now is leave and not see the others.
GARY: We get back to the house and Charlotte, Holly and Kyle aren't there.
To be honest with ya, after tonight, it's probably the best.
Tonight, I've had a massive argument with Charlotte, a massive argument with Holly.
I just wanna go to bed.
I feel like I was having such a good time before the argument kicked off.
I hope stuff gets sorted tomorrow morning.
Ah, he's on the floor! (LAUGHING) SCOTT: We get upstairs and find Nathan pure passed out on the deck.
It's his first night in the house, and I cannot believe no one showed him where the toilet is 'cause he's used his fucking trousers, the soggy dick.