Geordie Shore (2011) s10e03 Episode Script

We're back.
Let's fucking do this.
Come on! More pulling.
More, getting mortal.
More fights.
Don't you fucking ever! Things are about to go crazy.
Now, it'll just be carnage.
What the hell? It's a boy.
Oh, my God.
There's a new boy.
Oh.
Who? The What the fuck is this? - I'm Chloe.
- Ah.
This is exactly what the Geordie Shore house needed.
I'm like a bull to a red Marnie.
Come on then.
Fucking drink in me face, the stupid bitch.
The best thing we can do is leave and not see the others.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is to do me hair.
I'm a natural beauty.
Real boobs, real hair.
Get me in this house 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up I'm totally crackers, me like.
I'm preened to perfection.
I'm cheeky, colourful and full of mischief.
I'm fit, I'm flirty and I've got double F's.
I'm gonna make sparks fly and get everyone feisty.
Geordie Shore, wae'aye! Last night was Nathan and Chloe's first night in the house and it was an absolute nightmare.
All everyone did was fucking argue.
So, we're definitely gonna have to make it up in the day.
I'm still totally lost.
Why would Charlotte go absolutely berserk last night? I honestly don't know why.
I literally have no clue, what went on last night.
I'm not gonna lie as well, I've pissed the bed.
It's fucking sopping.
My first morning, in the Geordie Shore house and I've fucking pissed the bed.
It's gone over my shoulder in my hair and onto the fucking pillow.
What happened last night? Like, that was madness that.
Last night, Charlotte was completely out of order.
She attacked us for no reason.
I'm still fuming.
Like, I feel really bad 'cause that was your first night.
Ah, no.
I was pissed anyway.
I didn't even know what was going on.
I did feel a bit awkward last night, but the argument had nothing to do with me and I don't want to get involved.
What happened with Holly? Holly was just trying to belittle us when I was telling the lads that Charlotte attacked us.
I know I should never have swilled Holly.
When she comes back I do want to apologise to her.
What the fuck? I've woke up in my house, in my bed, with Holly and Kyle.
I really don't know what I'd do without these two.
'Cause if I'd woke up on me own, I would've had a serious meltdown.
This is my fault.
This is my fault.
- I think it could possibly be, yeah.
- Yeah.
I know why I flipped.
It's because I thought Gary and Marnie were flirting - and I just saw red.
- Yeah.
Seeing Marnie flirt with Gary, just triggered anger and emotion that I couldn't control.
They were, they were only dancing.
I did take it over the top.
Yeah.
- I need to apologise to Marnie.
- Yeah.
Well, she fucking owes me a massive one like.
What Charlotte's gotta do is go back to the house, apologise to Marnie, and then, hopefully, Marnie will apologise to me.
I'm absolutely shitting myself to go back in this house.
I'm embarrassed and ashamed of what I did last night.
I took it too far this time.
I'm a serious bell-end.
Obviously a lot happened last night, but we still gotta show Nathan and Chloe a good time.
So, to make it up to them, we're gonna take them ice skating.
The other lads haven't got a clue that I'm absolutely mint at ice skating.
I'm gonna blow them all away.
No, watch your head.
Watch your head.
I'm gonna go to the toilet, while they go on the ice, put me lush boots on.
They're gonna be impressed.
Shit! - This is so - I don't wanna do it.
Oh, my God.
I am fucking shit at this.
Obviously Nathan's never heard of the expression, "First impressions count," 'cause he pissed himself last night and now he's crawling round the ice rink.
Mate, this is embarrassing.
Fucking hell, slow down.
Why you going so fast for? Oh my, God! What are you doing? Where's Chloe? I can't wait to see the reaction on their faces.
I'm like Jayne Torvill but better looking.
Hi, Chloe.
I'm ready for this.
I'm gonna tear up the ice.
The fuck? - That's right, Chloe.
- Oh, my God.
What the What the fuck is going on? Chloe is pure unreal at ice skating.
I might whack me chopper in the freezer and get her to do some fucking pirouettes on it.
Oh, my God.
What? Chloe's gone from not being able to stand up straight to this beautiful graceful swan on ice.
I didn't expect that.
No way.
I can tell they're impressed.
What can I say? I've got a lush presentation.
It's all finally coming together.
The planet that Chloe comes from is made of ice.
That explains why she can't walk on concrete, but she's gliding round this ice rink.
- Chloe, you're so good at it.
- Thanks.
I wasn't expecting that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ice skating was fucking wicked.
But now we need to get back to the madhouse and straighten out all the shit what happened last night.
We're at the door and I'm shitting it.
Me heart is beating so fast it feels like it's gonna explode inside me ribcage and I'm probably gonna be dead before I even get through the door.
Ah, no one's in? Hello? I just wanna get this over and done with.
I just want everyone to get along and have fun and show Chloe and Nathan how good it can actually be in this house.
But a lot needs to be sorted out before that can happen.
Don't worry.
- Hello.
- Aye, aye.
Hiya.
We get back to the house, and Charlotte, Kyle, and Holly are all sitting in the living area.
It feels so awkward.
I don't know where to look.
The first thing on my mind is talking to Marnie.
We'll go up to the bedroom and I'm just hoping that this is gonna go well.
Right, Marnie, I can't even begin to, like, say how sorry I am.
Like, I really didn't mean to do that to ya.
'Cause I did not in a million years would I have ever have wanted to hurt you or do anything like that.
- Yeah.
- Like, we've been getting on so well.
Yeah, but that's why I was so upset, because, like, I just didn't know why it happened.
It's so hard to try to explain to Marnie what happened when I'm still trying to work it out in me own head.
I can remember looking at yous and I got, I got the gauge that you looked like yous were flirting and I just saw red, Marnie.
Charlotte is so, so sorry.
It's written all over her face.
It just proves that she isn't in any control over her feelings for Gary.
- So, we're OK now, Marnie? - Yeah.
- I'm pleased that's sorted.
- Me, too.
I've got the most important bit out of the way, but I still need to apologise to the rest of the house.
I'm sorry, especially to you, Nathan and Chloe, because that was your first night.
Charlotte's apologising to the group for last night.
To be honest, I want everyone to get on, 'cause tonight I wanna have a good night out that I actually remember.
Shall we do last night again, tonight? - Yeah let's.
- How do we do last night again? What we really need is to show them a proper Geordie Shore night out.
We're gonna re-group and give them a second first night.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I've apologised to Marnie, and I've apologised to the rest of the house, but now, I need to speak to Gary.
Ground, swallow me up.
You all right? I think it was because I was so angry, 'cause I really felt like you and Marnie were flirting.
In a club, I'm gonna dance with Marnie, I'm gonna dance with Holly.
I'm gonna Yeah, I know, and it's not my place to be angry about it, but I just got angry.
You push all of me buttons, Gary.
I know and I'm not doing on purpose.
There's nothing more important than me and you being friends.
Charlotte is the most important person to me.
We've been through more than anybody else can imagine or understand and mine and her friendship means the world to me.
Of course you'd say that, "Are you mad?" No, but I'd come and sit with you all night.
I'm just saying, don't like I don't want you to come and sit with me all night.
That's not what I want.
This is why I'm so frustrated by it.
Then I don't know what you want.
I don't know if you want me to be friends with you or if I'm being too much friends with you.
I don't understand why, what you mean by when you say - you're being too much friends with us.
- No.
Last time around, you only got with me the whole time.
You don't think that's a bit of a head-fuck? For four years on and off, I have given my everything to Gary.
He's took me heart back and forth and I've always still stood there and been loyal and been there waiting for him.
It's different this time, I can tell.
Something has changed.
Last time round I was single.
I was getting with you.
So, what's different with this time around? I can see Charlotte getting upset and so am I.
But I feel like I actually owe her an explanation.
I've met someone else.
Fuck.
So, I Come here.
I just All of the times in the past that I've felt like Gary has broke me heart, doesn't even compare to how I feel right now.
Yeah.
- Charlotte.
- Yeah.
The fact that he's met someone and she obviously means so much to him that he actually isn't gonna go near me This is the one and only time me heart has been broken by Gary.
I'll never, ever, ever, ever not be there.
I just feel like I was never good enough.
Like I was always just second-best.
I could never have been the one for Gary.
I was just someone to pass the time while he waited for someone else.
We're all ready to go out and Charlotte's ran straight up to the girls' bedroom.
I know something's going on.
I've never felt so sorry for anyone more in me life.
I don't know how this girl keeps picking herself back up when Gary keeps knocking her down.
What did he say? Charlotte is absolutely devastated.
Gary's told her that he's seeing somebody.
What the actual fuck? I know it's gonna be hard because you live with him, but you've got to keep in the back of your mind you don't wanna be with somebody like that and you do deserve better.
Holly's right.
I shouldn't wanna be with someone who's messed us around for four years.
But the fact is, I do.
And now he's with someone else, that can never happen.
Tonight we need to concentrate on showing the newbies a first good second night.
Right? - Let's go then.
- Let's go berserk.
We're gonna show these newbies, how to party, Geordie Shore style.
The last few days have been emotional and fucking crazy.
Tonight's about everyone having a wicked night.
Let's get more.
You all right? I still need to explain to Holly why I swilled her and that I'm so sorry about doing it.
Me and Marnie are absolutely fine now.
I don't hold grudges and if she's apologised, that's good enough for me.
Tonight I'm gonna pace myself.
I'm gonna have a fucking sick night, but I wanna remember everything in the morning.
Do you want a drink? Nathan is the first bisexual to walk in the Geordie Shore house.
But I wanna know who he prefers, boys or girls.
For example, Scotty T prefers girls, 100% of the time, all the time, every time.
What's the time? Go on, lad! Scott's making us choose between a fit girl and a ugly lad.
Fuck that, I want 'em both.
I'm not gonna lie, I love the attention.
I do fancy Scott a little bit.
Everyone is having so much fun.
This is the night out that Chloe and Nathan deserved.
I'm really drunk and all I wanna do is have a fucking mint time and dance like a radge.
Wow.
Chloe's dancing is horrific.
She's as bad as an octopus, attempting the robot on roller blades.
Gaz has got a secret girlfriend outside the house.
I can't believe there's actually a fucking girl out there who's managed to tame Gary Beadle.
If he manages to stay faithful to her, I'll fucking eat me own head.
Obviously I wanted to tell the lads that I've got a bird, but I couldn't tell them first and not Charlotte.
Imagine she heard off somebody else.
That would have been the worst-case scenario.
Fuck, I'm actually gonna have to bring her into this madhouse.
That's scary.
Tonight's been absolutely amazing.
The family's back on track.
So, let's get back to that house and keep this party going.
Last night, everyone fucked up Chloe and Nathan's first night.
So tonight, we're back at the house.
It's time for the Geordie Shore house initiation.
First game was truth or dare.
Everyone has to choose, truth or dare.
What you don't get to choose is, you've got to have a shot.
- Chloe, truth or dare? - Dare.
A three-second snog with Aaron.
This is an easy dare.
Aaron is so good looking.
Whoa.
Fucking hell.
Since I got this top knot, everyone wants a piece of us.
- Dare.
- A three-second bald kiss with Scott.
Bald kiss? This isn't a fucking dare.
It's a treat.
For Scott, it is anyway.
I'm a bit of radge, me.
You didn't have to tell me twice.
Come on.
Five, four, three Now it's time for the next game.
As many sex positions as you can in 30 seconds.
Go! I didn't think Nathan would be this good.
I'm getting throwed right, left, east, west.
My fanny's out.
My tits are out.
My legs up.
I can't even breathe.
What the fuck? By the looks of it, Nathan's now king of the shag pad.
You'd best be taking notes, boys, 'cause I just bossed that.
Whoa! Nathan's first night in the shag pad, and the kid's already broke the bed.
What a ledge! Hang on a second, why am I watching people imitating having sex when I could be having sex with Kyle right now? I'm fucking this shit off.
It's time for me to show Holly the best 22.
5 seconds of her life.
I'm feeling really confident about me and Kyle at the minute.
I do trust him and I couldn't be happier.
Nathan! Next game's in the hot tub.
Lies or truth.
You say one thing and everyone's gotta decide if it's a lie or the truth.
I sucked Scott off.
- True.
- True.
- False.
False.
False.
False.
- True.
- False.
- 'Cause you don't give blowies.
Yes! I've had a wank in the shower over a lad in the house.
False.
Well, if he's got any taste I guarantee it'd be over Scotty fucking T.
Initiation games have been amazing.
But I need to get out of this hot tub and get dry.
Chloe.
Chloe.
Chloe.
Is that towel dry? Eh, what? Oh, my God, Chloe's just been clotheslined by a towel? I find it so funny, I'm actually pissing meself.
There's wee everywhere.
Fuck.
What a dickhead.
Tonight has been a fucking wicked night and I hope the newbies have enjoyed themselves after what fucked up them last night.
Now, it's time to get to bed and get some sleep.
Scotty T, signing out.
- Charlotte.
- Yeah.
It's affected us.
It's a big, big thing.
What Gary told us last night is still playing on me mind.
I'm trying not to think about it, but it's hit us so hard.
It was always Charlotte and Gary, from the beginning.
So it's, it's, gonna be difficult.
Couldn't have been easy for him to hurt you like that though, Char.
He does care about you.
There was, there was tears in his eyes.
In this house, Gary and Charlotte have always been each other's property and now that Charlotte has to deal with the fact that he is now somebody else's, it's bound to be difficult.
- Hi! - Oi, oi.
- Hi Can we all gather round? Me and the guys are chilling in the kitchen, then Anna rocks up.
Shit, I hope I'm not in trouble already.
I just thought I'd pop by to see how Chloe and Nathan are doing.
Fine.
- Fitting in well, aren't we? - Yeah.
Really, really well.
Good.
Well, you've got your first Tash-On Tours job tonight.
- Holly.
- Yeah.
I want you, Kyle, and Scott to lead the way.
Me, Scott, and Kyle have got to take Nathan and Chloe to their first Tash-On Tours.
Well, at least they're learning from the best.
No tashing on with the singles.
- Be good.
Enjoy the night.
- We will.
See you later.
Bye.
Anna, I don't know why you persist on telling me not to neck on with the clients.
Because it's me necking on with the clients what makes 'em keep coming back.
Me and Chloe are chilling in the hot tub.
I thought it was a good idea to give her a wash, just in case I decide to pull her later.
Like, I've really, really got on well with Marnie.
I thinking she's been so, like, nice.
I get on really well with all of them.
So, I'm so happy 'cause I was scared in case I didn't get on with anyone.
I feel like me and Nathan are fitting in so well.
Everyone's made me feel so welcome.
Chloe is a sound lass and we do have a little bit of history.
I used to get with her for a bit and who knows what's gonna happen.
I think I get on with you really, really well.
- Like, you're so funny.
- Mmm-hmm.
I love your facial expressions.
I don't wanna let Scott know that he might actually have a chance with us.
I'm always trying to play hard to get, but once you've had a drink, you just cannot.
Tonight, it's the newbies' first Tash-On Tours, and we're gonna show them how it's done.
Do you know how like Anna said, "You're not allowed to neck on with the guests?" Is like, is that true? Well, to be honest, Chloe, we're there to show them a good time, so If that's how you've gotta do it, it's how it's gotta be done.
Holly's told us that I can do anything I like on Tash-On Tours.
I'm dead excited.
- Chloe, we're on our way.
- See yous later.
Tonight, me, Holly, Chloe, Kyle, and Nathan are hitting Tash-On Tours.
So, let's make it a fucking good 'un.
Hi, everyone! The first game, ice breaker, you've gotta introduce yourself and show us your signature dance move.
I'm Nathan.
My signature dance move's the twerk.
Oh, you fucker.
I've never wished I was a floor tile more in my entire life.
- What is it though? - It's called buns, er Buns and Baps, right? I'm really, really nervous to lead this game.
I'm so scared in case a sausage gets on me dress.
The only reason why my line won is 'cause of me.
I'm great with a quarter pounder sausage.
I feel like it's gonna be such a good night.
Me, Charlotte, Gary and Aaron.
It's like the good old times.
But without the shagging.
It's almost like the old boyfriend club, isn't it? - Oh.
- It actually is.
Better be really careful tonight, 'cause I might end up with Gary's cock in me mouth.
That will never happen.
He's got a girlfriend.
Cheers to us four being in a really good place now.
Shit, the others aren't in the club.
They must still be at work.
Sucks to be them! That chat with Charlotte last night was one of the hardest things I've had to do in this house.
And the fact that I'm standing in a club now, getting on with her, is amazing.
I'm pissed off and to be honest, I'm absolutely furious that Gary is with any other girl but me.
But obviously I can't tell him that.
So, as far as he knows, I'm absolutely over the moon for him.
Charlotte's saying that, "I'm her Gary.
" Yes, Charlotte, and you were my Charlotte once.
Then you got a boyfriend, and I know how hard and how bad that felt for me and I do not want you to feel the same.
I know what Charlotte's going through, but it does mean so much to me, the fact that she says she's pissed off, but she is happy for us.
I know it's hard, but the fact that we're standing here hugging means everything.
So, that's work boxed off.
So, let's go fucking acka! The others have finally turned up so it's time to get this party started and drink wine like I'm feeling fine.
I do find it so strange talking to Aaron about Dan, because I do find Aaron attractive and at one point there was feelings there.
Marnie seems weird talking to me because she's got Dan.
She's the one that made it weird, I thought we're just mates.
Sometimes, when I'm talking to Aaron and he's being so nice with us, I feel like I just go back in time and I forget everything else.
Drinks are getting necked and everyone's buzzing their dicks off.
Tonight is fucking epic.
Oh, my God, I can't believe how mortal we all are.
We're all dancing like absolute idiots.
It's been a wicked night, but I can hardly stand up.
I think it's time to go home.
OK, get off, man.
If I wasn't so drunk, I'd probably be really appreciative of this.
Gary's taking us to bed and he's tucking us in.
But I'm really drunk, so I'm just gonna pass out.
We've had an amazing night.
Me and Kyle have ended up in bed together.
We're having a cuddle.
Perfect.
Nathan needs to realise if you're in the lads bedroom you have banter before bed.
Nathan, I am messing.
I would never do that to you.
You get yourself to sleep, mate.
Fuck off now! What the fuck is that? I need to protect my brows.
I'm not gonna sleep till you put it over there.
- Night, night, boys.
- Yeah.
Night, boys.
Night, night, Nathan! Aaron, fuck off! I've had an epiphany about the me and Gary thing.
Do you know how I always say that I want all or nothing? - Mmm-hmm.
- I've decided I'm not gonna do that.
- I am gonna be his friend.
- Mmm-hmm.
Because I feel like that's an adult, mature way to deal with the situation.
I'm gonna try me hardest to be Gary's friend.
But it's gonna be difficult, because I've got more-than-friend feelings for him right now.
But I can do this.
I'm a strong, independent woman.
I'm glad that he's found someone.
I'm not - No, you're not.
- I'm not.
- Why the fuck am I saying this? - I don't know.
The only thing I'm actually upset about is that he's not my Gary any more.
'Cause he's not.
He's just Gary.
I've just gotta let him go, be free, let him be someone else's Gary, just for now.
Hopefully that'll end, then he can be my Gary again, forever and ever, and we can die together and be buried in the same tomb.
At first, I was so nervous about coming into the house.
But now, I feel like everyone's been so nice and I genuinely feel like I'm fitting in.
I thought, like, I wouldn't settle in as well as I have.
I thought, "Oh, what if no one likes us.
" Oh, probably Scott 'cause Scott just flirts with us all the time.
- I wouldn't mind getting with Scotty.
- Would you not? - No.
- Do you think he's gorgeous? - He is good looking.
- Yeah, he is good looking, isn't he? I do think it's really, really funny that me and Nathan both fancy Scott.
But I think I've got the better chance.
Howay, man.
I don't wanna get feelings and that's the thing.
Like, he would literally flirt with a lamp post and I can't be dealing with that.
I reckon if you got drunk, you would try and get with him.
Place your bets, Chloe and Scott, get it on tonight.
Guaranteed.
Buck and chuck.
I love that name, right? It's the Chuckle Brothers.
I love the Chuckle Brothers.
Like, they remind me of me self.
It's me, Kyle, Scott, Chloe and Marnie at work tonight.
I haven't done a bar crawl for ages.
I'm absolutely buzzing.
Kyle's going to work without me for the first time tonight and he has got to keep in mind that he needs to be respectful towards my wishes.
I don't want you to play the ice cube game next to a girl, at all, I just don't.
But why? You're allowed to play an ice cube game next to a boy.
It's just an ice cube game.
It's just passing the ice cube.
- It's nothing.
- No, it's not.
When me and you are trying to build trust with each other, I'm not having you necking on with girls in an ice cube game.
Holly, unless you give us a chance to prove that I can be trusted, you're never gonna trust us.
Right, I won't do it then.
I see where you're coming from.
OK.
As long Kyle realises that he's at work and he's not the carefree single lad that he once was, everything will be totally fine.
Howay, yous, let's go! Calm your knickers, kid.
Fucking buzzing for tonight.
We're gonna box his bar crawl clean off.
Hiya, everyone! We arrive at this lass's birthday party.
It's full of fit young students.
School's out for fucking Scotty.
Come on, have a shot.
- The Fantastic Four! - Yeah! Fantastic Four! We're ready and we're off to Bijoux.
The fab four are out tonight.
We get to Bijoux and me and Charlotte are friends.
Holly looks like she's actually having a good time and Nathan is settling in well.
Have a little cheers for the Fantastic Four.
Gary's asking if I'm worried about Kyle at work tonight and of course not, I completely trust him.
Well, not completely, but I mostly trust him.
Work's going really well.
Everyone's buzzing and we're cracking on straight away with ice cube game.
Put the ice cube in your mouth, you pass it round, whoever it melts on downs a full drink.
Kyle, shock, Holly's not here and even though Kyle said he wouldn't, he's playing the fucking ice cube game.
Hold on a minute, Kyle's playing it.
Holly is going to be furious.
Go! Go! I look at Kyle's face and he looks fucking worried.
The kid is gonna be in deep shit.
It's not cheating, it's ice.
Fuck.
Kyle is either mighty brave or mighty stupid.
Holly is gonna kick off tonight.
Let's make some noise for Laura's birthday.
The bar crawl's over, so it's party time.
Let's get to Bijoux.
We've already knocked back a few drinks and then the workers arrive.
I am dying to know what's happened.
I leave it about five seconds before I ask Kyle if he's done anything inappropriate with all the single ladies at work.
Holly asks us straight up, "Did you play the ice cube game?" I've got nothing to hide.
"Yes, Holly, I did.
" I'm telling Kyle that I'm not bothered that he played the ice cube game, but secretly, inside, I am boiling.
It is the one thing that I asked him not to do.
Chloe's looking canny fit tonight, like, that bird is going the right way for a grafting off Scotty T.
Chloe's being pure full on tonight, and if she's not careful I'm gonna take her for a taster menu at the house of turbo.
I hope you're fucking peckish, pet.
Me and Marnie have been flirting a lot, so I just wanna know if she still fancies us.
What? It feels so natural to flirt with Aaron.
I get so wrapped up in it and then I think, "Do I fancy him?" I don't even know.
I'm chatting to Gaz about how Kyle played the ice cube game and that I cannot believe he's gotten away with it tonight.
I can't believe what Scott is telling us.
Kyle positioned himself in the ice cube game next to a fit bird.
Holly has just been totally mugged off.
Fuck.
I can't believe he lied and I feel like if he's disrespected me in this, what else will he disrespect me over? I don't know what's going on here, like.
Obviously, Holly wasn't OK with me playing the ice cube game, 'cause things are going off here, like.
Everyone's having a pure wicked night and just before we leave the club Holly and Kyle start arguing.
I give you one fucking guess what this is about.
I think its best me and Holly just leave the club before another argument just kicks off.
I can't deal with this any more, Kyle.
- What's wrong now? - What do you want? What do you mean what do I want? What do you want from me? It seems as though every time I'm upset, Kyle moves further and further away from me.
All I want is comforting, and to know that he actually likes us.
- Sick of it.
- Sick of it? - It.
- It.
Us.
You.
Us, me, you, everything.
- Yeah? - Do you wanna finish it? I'm so upset and I'm so frustrated and all I want him to know is how much I care and then I say it.
I fucking love you, right? So fucking chill out! Nothing.
Dead fucking silence.
That is just what every girl who tells a lad that she loves him wants to hear.
Holly has just told Kyle that she loves him for the first time ever and his response is to look out the window, like he's never seen Newcastle before.
What a fucking divvy.
Shit! I do care about Holly and I do like spending time with her.
But in this taxi, at this time, in front of these people, I don't feel it.
So, I'm not gonna say it back.
If you love someone, nothing in the world will make you hold that back.
You will say it no matter what.
And considering that's the first time she's said that.
I just, I just Charlotte, I just wanna get out the car.
I just literally wanna get out the car.
Just leave us alone.
This has been the most awkward taxi I've ever had in me life.
Get me the fuck out of here and get me in this house.
Look I'm still absolutely devastated about what's happened in the taxi and I don't know how to diffuse this.
- You are not going home.
- Don't you dare.
No.
Holly, no.
Holly's really upset.
She's gone and got her fucking suitcase and she's taking off.
I can't deal with being in this house any more and I need to leave.
No, I don't, though.
You do, though! I do like Holly, I'm just not in love yet.
That doesn't mean I don't wanna be with her.
How the hell has this night gone from me telling Kyle that I love him to he saying that he can't do this any more? This has been the worst night of my entire fucking life.
The difference is between me and you, I'm not willing to say, fucking, "I love you" in the middle of a fucking taxi when I'm drunk and in front of other people.
That's not me.
I never expected him to say it back and I know that he might not be ready yet, but I was just trying to show how much I cared.
I think me and Holly have both realised that we've gotta work a lot harder if we want this relationship to work in this house.
I feel kinda bad on Kyle and Holly, but tonight there's no way I'm sitting up listening to these two argue, so me and Chloe are off straight to the buck hut.
The horniness has took over us.
All I wanna do is get freaky with Scott.
What? Fucking hell, Chloe's fanny's like a pure Cheerio.
Oh well, looks like I'm gonna have to treat meself to an early breakfast.
Fucking hell.
I must've put in a good performance, I'm wiped out.
So, I'm just gonna go asleep.
There must be something in the water in Newcastle because me and Marnie end up in the bedroom flirting.
This has got to stop.
When I'm drunk I just seem to tell Aaron anything he wants to hear.
I want him to flirt back.
Stop being so fucking perfect.
You make out that you're so perfect when you're not though.
I'm not perfect.
I'm not perfect, am I? I'm not perfect.
I'm far from perfect.
Marnie, if I'm so perfect, what you doing with someone else? See you later.