Midsomer Murders (1997) s10e04 Episode Script

I should have used the red tag.
No, no.
Trust me.
The killer bug is right for the flow.
Yes! Gently, gently Delicate mouths.
I remember watching my dad do this.
Course, he was poaching.
Are you all right, dear? (WHIMPERS) Oh, that is so perfect! Look.
What is it? No, no, leave it! Urgh! JAZZ BLUES BLAST OF HORN (WHOOP) Hey, man, did you see that? That was the drummer guy! TANNOY: 'We're lucky enough to have some of the best bands around past and present, so if you like rock'n'roll, join us at the Midsomer Rocks Festival EXCITED CRIES CHEERING Come on, darling, it's show time! Hello, Midsomer! CHEERING Who does he think he is? Jesus.
Close.
You know him? I certainly do! That is the incredibly brilliant Jack "Axeman" McKinley, one of the great blues guitarists of the generation - my generation! (RETCHES) Problem? The first time I saw him, he was playing with John Mayall at the Ricmond Jazz & Blues Festival.
When was that? The year Muddy Waters was headlining.
Course it was.
And then he teamed up with local heroes Gary Cooper and Ginger Foxton and they formed Hired Gun.
Wonderful.
GIRL: See you! CHEERING I was actually at the Craw Daddy Club the night a very young Eric Clapton joined them.
They did Robert Johnson stuff from the '30s.
It was wonderful.
Pure history.
Have you seen my dad? (LAUGHS) How is he? Sir is a littkle stressed today.
Dear, oh dear.
(RINGS BELL) Don't strain yourself, will you? Well, leave it to the gardener! All right, all right.
Is this the way to Gary Cooper's gaff? What the Gary's house? Badgers Hall? It's right there.
Ta, darling.
They did sheep on my tennis court, Now one of my pigs in the river.
He's trying to freak me, isn't he? Call the police.
But it might blow the true focus of the moment - the relaunching of Hired Gun.
But the bloke's trying to kill me! I don't think so.
These are just macabre attempts to unnerve you.
Ignore them.
What, just like that? We wouldn't let anyone harm you.
Would we, Serena? Of course not.
BLAST OF HORN Now, you'd better greet to prepare your old friends.
There.
Perfect gentleman.
Relax! Come on, doggy! Come on! Where's the servants? Come on, doggy.
Time for a wee.
Are you still deaf? What? Deaf? You prat! Of course I'm deaf.
I'm a bleedin' drummer! Oh, Mimi! (LAUGHS) Yeah! How are you, darling? Pretty smashed! No change there, then! Nicky.
Axe.
Guys.
Hey! (BOTH GUFFAW) Here comesMr Toad! (GUFFAWS) Hired Gun.
They were brilliant.
They took the basic 12 bar blues format but within it they created a completely new rock-blues crossover.
That'sreally interesting, sir.
There is a relevance in my reverence, Jones.
Look at that one.
Thatis Ginger Foxton.
They found his car on Lockstone Quarry, but they never found Ginger.
Hence his iconic status as rock's Lord Lucan.
Were you running the case? No, you f How old do you think I am? I don't know.
I've done speed dating, not carbon dating.
I'd just been made detective sergeant.
Like you now.
I was just shadowing my boss, but unlike you, I was making a great show of respect and deference.
Right, sir.
Right, sir.
Hired Gun reformed, eh? ENGINE OFF Nicky.
Nicky! Nicky! What? You're doing my head in! (HUMS) Gentlemen "Gentlemen!" Are we dead already? Shut up a sec.
What's he saying? Get on with it! Right I'd just like to say how great it is to have you all here.
This here is our new manager - Simon Dixon, son of our old manager, the late great Roly Dixon.
You were a wee sprog a minute ago.
Hi, Simon! Hi.
Who? It's a privilege to be taking on Dad's greatest band ever.
I didn't even know Roly was dead.
Yeah, unfortunately my father passed away after a long period - Hey! Girlie girl! Fill her up! (HUMS) Daddy! What's up, pet? Someone's watching us.
Who would that be? God.
She's very beautiful.
Yeah.
So it's not damaging anyone or any person.
KLetiot gi, look the other way, all softly softly.
We can all enjoy the music, can't we? OK? Best of luck.
Sir.
Sowhat does your flock think of this unusual use of church land? Oh, I don't care what they think.
I mean, all this will pay for a new church roof.
No, thanks, I'm a bit chesty.
(THROUGH SPEAKERS) Testing, one two three.
Hey, Keith, get out of that tree! I love musicians! They come from a different place to the rest of us.
Indeed they do.
Blind Lemon Jefferson.
He changed my life.
Really? Yes.
His use of contrapuntal rhythms turned me on to madrigals.
Yes A lot of people say that.
I haven't put a car in a pool for 20 years.
I haven't had a drink in ten.
I still act smashed and horrible - keep the punters happy.
We're broke as well.
How about the Caddie? Yeah We hire it out for weddings and funerals.
THAT is our income.
Do you reckon Gaza's shagging his PA? What? What? Notice to quit? He's chucking us off our own land! HIS land.
We sold it to him, remember? Try to hang on to that fact.
You have to do something.
Me? Well, he's your chum.
Sort him out.
How? Oh, I'm sure you'll think of something.
Gary! I'm sorry, Fin, but I've been advised - "Have been advised.
" Sorry, HAVE been advised that I've got to cover my costs on the cottage.
When I was 13 and welded to a pony and you'd fled to Midsomer to become the new gormless ape on the rock scene, we were still friends, right? Yes.
So what's changed? Nothing! And that's the trouble.
Your bloody husband still treats me like I'm a serf.
I want him out of my face.
And me too.
No, but Do you want to do a deal? But - he's betrayed his musical and class roots.
There.
I'll continue your lessons Fin! .
.
andI'll also sleep with you.
Don't tell me you haven't been thinking about it for 30 years.
I certainly have.
What do you say? Simon would like you to look at the stage now, sir.
Um, I'll catch you later.
La-ter.
Afternoon.
Mrs Harcourt.
(TANNOY) 'I can tell you that tonight in the healing field there will be one minute's peace' ANNOUNCEMENTS CONTINUE Lights? Done.
Trusses trim and safetied? Yeah.
And tomorrow spots on cans.
Health and Safety are all over the place.
Ow! Argh! I'm sorry, did I hurt you? Yes! Bloody hell! It's um, all right.
You have to move the blood so it doesn't bruise.
Right, you know about these things, do you? I manage a band, you've got to know about everything.
I really am sorry.
Which band? Hired Gun.
You're probably too young to - No, no.
They're my dad's favourite.
I'm Simon Dixon.
Dickhead.
Sorry? Nothing.
Just Simon.
It's an inevitable nickname.
I'm a little bit erm Do you want a backstage pass and cometo the party afterwards? (HUMS) (SCREAMS) Didn't we them at the Marquee Club in about 1912? Yes, but guitarists mature with age.
Are you coming? No, I don't think so.
But Cooper and Mckinley, they're legends, Joyce.
As are Bateson and Farnaby.
Who? Madrigal writers.
Top of the chart 1623.
"Where the daffodilies blow.
" I have a rehearsal.
But you, have fun! Yeah.
Cully, are you coming? Hm? Yeah, I'll be there all weekend.
Great! With MY friends.
Good.
(MIMICS BLUES INSTRUMENTAL) Dad, Dad Please.
Try and maintain the gap between the generations.
OK.
Tomorrow I love olives! Listen, guys.
Tomorrow we're going to give them what they expect.
Pure Gun.
How come we're on at midday? Get you home on time for bed.
It'll give you a chance to settle in.
There's a new crowd now.
You've got to let them get to know you.
They'll be throwing bus passes at us next.
And then Monday we can try a couple of the new songs.
Let's not.
Have you got a problem with that? It's your lyrics, man.
Listen to this, "As if waking from a dream, I'm looking in his dream" (LAUGHS) What's wrong with that? It's like bad Simon and Garfunkel.
We're a kick-ass blues band, man.
Always have been! (SQUEALS OUT A RIFF) Hear hear! This is my band! No, it's our band! I'm paying the bills! Oh, right.
So he who pays the piper, eh? COMMOTION Listen to me, please.
This has got to stop.
This is what broke you up before.
You're not the Floyd or Cream.
Wmebley's not holding its breath.
You've got something a small chance of rebuilding doing gigs like this.
But if you can't make it through Midsomer in one piece, then let's just forget it right now! Yeah, let's just forget it.
I'll drink to that! GUITAR AND DRUMS EASE IN It was going so well.
As if waking from a dream You should raid them.
Get out there and arrest the lot of them.
On what grounds would we be taking this intrusive action? Drugs, of course.
They're all on drugs.
Mr Harcourt, Gary Cooper got his MBE for spearheading this Say No To Drugs campaign.
PR nonsense! I don't think so.
Bull's-eye.
Sitting duck.
Knocking-off time.
Can I arrest the bongo player? If you promise to break his fingers.
Good grief! Owen! Is that you? By God, save us! Young DS Barnaby! Hey, you're looking great, boy.
And so do you, sir.
Jones, this is Detective Inspector Jenkins.
I was to him what you are to me.
Bloody useless.
Welsh? Born there, brought up here, sir.
Can't have everything.
So what are you doing here? Oh, my wife died and I was hopeless on my own.
I'm at the Cedars.
I'll be there till they carry me out, I reckon.
THRUM OF MOTORBIKE You know who they are, don't you, sir? Oh, I think I might have a clue.
Oh I'm sorry.
Oh, that's water under the bridge.
Anyway, come and see me soon.
I will.
Bye, Jones.
Da boch chi! Poor old Jenkins.
He had a cracking career.
A very good run.
So Ginger Foxton's disappearance and the media decided he was a little south of competent.
Drink? Pint? Please.
Pint, please.
And a scotch.
It's the colourful locals, Nicky.
Hey there, Mr Mckinley! You're recognising me.
I'm still famous! What? Famous! Oh, great.
Cheers.
Cheers.
That's never an orange juice, is it? As if, eh! That, my friend, is a triple voddie with a wee drop of orange for my health's sake.
Well, always good to have a hobby.
Oh, a humourist! Hey, Nicky, we've bumped into the local wit.
And what, pray tell, sir, are your interests? Well, as a matter of fact, music's one of them, Oh! Do go on! Well, I used to play a bit myself and we had a sort of group.
You hear that, Nicky? He had a group! Oh, God help us.
You know why this depresses my friend so much? Because everywhere we go, in this miserable world, some guy jumps up and says, "Hi.
I was in a group.
" I mean, do I come up to you and say, "Hey, I was an accountant!" or whatver you are.
No, I don't! So I suggest what you do is, you butt out and you take your group with you.
Come on, Nicky Leave it.
I can feel the tears welling up in my head.
And you shouldn't serve alcohol to people who are obviously drunk.
Orange juice.
Neat.
'So you can go backstage as well?' Oh, I don't think so.
Sorry.
Are you sure that's a good idea? What? Well, bands, musicians.
He's their manager.
Yeah, but it's so rock'n'roll.
Let it go.
Are you kidding? No, I'm not kidding.
Oh, so i's all right for you to be a right old rocker, but should I want to meet your precious hero That is right.
Look, Cul, I know these people.
I have an overall perspective.
You don't want to go mixing with - Dad! Dad, I am goingwith Simon.
I'll see you there.
Or not.
How do I look, eh? Lord Muck.
Definitely! It'd be for real if there was any justice.
Blahdy blahdy blah! Brain-dead old lush! Ringo! Oi! Don't you two start! Do you have everything you require? Yes, thank you, my man.
You may retire.
Thank you, sir.
No, thank you, ma'am.
(WHEEZE WITH LAUGHTER) I got the stone munchies! I'm a farmer.
Got a place on the coast.
Do a bit of session work, but er mostly I'm like something out the Archers, you know? Is everything all right, sir? You're full of it, Hobson, aren't you? Eh? Sir? All this er, Jeeves stuff.
Who do you think you're kidding, eh? You've got a man on a lead here.
Sit, Gary.
Beg, Gary.
Lick your own nuts, Gary.
I really haven't the first idea what you're talking about.
Sir.
Sir.
(CHUCKLES) Hey, darling Nighty night.
(HEARTY LAUGH) He always was the smart one.
CHEERING AND SHOUTING Somebody (SINGS JAZZ FUNK) BAND MUFFLED Do 'em good.
I will.
I've been having a bot of a rethink about the cottage.
I thought you might be.
She's OK.
Of course she is.
All right, all right, what should I do, then? Exercise your droit de seigneur.
My what? Tenants' tithes can always be paid in kind rather than cash.
Would you like the wardrobe door closed? Course.
Good night, Gary.
Sleep well.
GLASS SMASHES ANIMATED SHOUTING He all right? Oh, yeah.
UPBEAT JAZZ BLUES DRILLING DRILLING CONTINUES I can smell them.
30 years and they still haven't washed.
I'm gonna be sick.
Are you all right, guys? I can't open.
You always open.
They expect it.
Let's do Breaking Storm instead.
No way, man.
I'm not opening.
What a tosser.
Pick a number.
Any number.
Mimi.
OK, we'll start with Mimi.
Doll's House Blues.
Can you do it? Hey, I'm a pro! Get your new frock on, then, shall we, girl? Come on, Axe, it's gonna be great! (CHANT) H-H-Hired Gun! H-H-Hired Gun! H-H-Hired Gun! H-H-Hired Gun! You're looking great, girl.
Come on! Let's do it! Are you OK, Mimi? I'm a pro.
Everything working, Axe? Yeah, cool.
I wouldn't have thought this was your sort of music.
Anthropological interests, sir.
You're looking great, girl.
Hi, guys.
Hi, Simon.
Ready to roll? I think they're ready for us, Mike.
Fantastic.
OK, guys, have a good one, yeah? Stay cool.
Stay sober.
Let's do it.
CHANTING CONTINUES Hey, Gunners! It's been 30 years in the waiting.
Now is the time, the place, the hour.
Hired Gun are shooting to kill! CHEERING One of rock's great drummers, Nicky Harding! CHEERING Midsomer's own, Gary Cooper! CHEERING And the greatest Jack "The Axeman" McKinley! WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello, Midsomer! Let's hear it for the queen of rock! Back from the gates of hell! Mimi Clifton! You gotta rock it in the cradle Roll under the table Never take it easy Gotta live it nice and sleazy Party till you're drunk Ain't never gonna stop Got nothing to lose Sing the doll house blues with me Well, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah Waaaaaah CRIES AND SHOUTS Mimi! Don't touch her! Get a medic! Get a medic now! Nicky! Nicky! What? SILENCE DESCENDS Give us your torch.
And yours.
Thanks.
Any ideas? It's pretty ancient gear.
I suppose they cross-wired something.
I don't think so.
Come on.
What have we here? Woowdworm.
Or somebody's been drilling.
Do you suppose that someone might just have run a live wire through the hole along to the mike stand? Where is it now? It was terrible.
Just standing there.
I felt so helpless.
Yeah, I know.
Darling, are you all right, love? Yeah.
I don't want you people to leave Badgers.
And tell your colleagues I'll speak to them shortly.
Come on.
Thank you.
I told you.
Best to steer clear.
Derek! I thought you were supposed to be looking after me.
You're fine, Gary.
Fine? Fine! Ask Gary if he needs anything else.
Gary? The light! Of course.
(GROANS) Are you all right, darling? Fine.
Why wouldn't I be? I mean, yeah, sure, it's tragic.
Reallyloved her, but whoever done it was after me.
How do you work that out? I was supposed to open on the number one mike.
Oh, yeah, I see It's part of a pattern, see.
Someone's been trying to freak me for months.
In what way? Dead sheep on my tennis court.
Gutted pig in my trout stream.
Rabbit hanging in my garage.
But you haven't reported any of these incidents, have you? We considered the ensuing publicity might be detrimental to Mr Cooper's general well-being.
Oh, of course.
Gary is a sensitive artist.
Gary, have you got any idea who might be behind - Ginger.
Ginger Foxton? Right.
But nobody's seen Ginger Foxton for the last 30 years.
Oh, yes, they have.
Suivez moi, mate.
Right, cop this.
There.
That's Ginger.
Well, that could be anyone.
No, look.
Wait.
Watch.
Now, see his right hand? See the ring? That is a Hells Angel death's head ring.
He had that made specially.
That is a one-off ring.
Where did you get this tape? Anonymous package.
Illegible postmark.
I know this place, it's Winston Chadwick, isn't it? It is Winston Chadwick.
That's ten minutes from here.
Well, proves it even more then.
He's been stalking me and now he's trying to kill me.
But why would he do that, Gary? I thought you two werewere mates? Yeah, once.
Soon as we started getting anywhere, all he wanted to do was fight musical direction, money, women.
He was a nutter.
And then he disappeared.
Yeah.
Everybody said, after the crash, he'd just gone away and died somewhere, but I always knew He was planning something weird.
He took a long time getting round to it.
You don't believe me, do you? It's not a matter of belief Gary.
It's more about respect for the laws of probability.
That is Ginger! And where were YOU the day the music died? In the crowd.
Not far from you, actually How long have you worked for Gary? A couple of years.
Since he returned to his roots and advertised for a general factotum.
Are you local? Reasonably.
I worked for Lord Stanwell until he died and I was hastily set aside by his son and heir.
But you found yourself a comfy billet here, eh? Coping with the whims of a self-obsessed adolescent? Not everyone's idea of "comfy", Mr Barnaby.
So your job here is housekeeper- secretary, is that right? Is that suspicious? I hope not.
Do you enjoy it? It's a job.
All right, Miss Stanton, that's fine for now.
Thank you.
Will you be talking to Mrs Harcourt? She had a pretty intense discussion with Gary yesterday.
What about? Gary has asked the Harcourts to vacate the cottage.
Mrs Harcourt is taking steps to have the decision reversed.
What sort of steps? (PLAYS RIFF) You were an electrician, weren't you, as a young man? How did you find that out? Well, that's what I do.
That's my job.
When I'm not accounting.
Yeah, sorry about that.
I didn't realise you were the local man, you know.
Oh, that's perfectly all right.
See, I'm stuck with this loony doppelganger that pays the mortgage, you know.
So sometimes I have to be rude to perfectly nice fellow citizens.
I'm sorry.
Electrician? Yeah, yeah.
I'd know how to hammer the volts into a mike.
You'd just run a lead straight from the generator, bypass the transformer - massive volts.
But I didn't do it and I was on the stage.
I hadn't suggested you did.
Well, I was maybe getting ahead of you.
Mr Mckinley, do you have anything against Gary? Yes.
He's betrayed his musical and class roots.
There.
Where do you think Ginger Foxton is now? There's no way Ginger's alive.
What's he been doing for 30 years, living in a cave? Gary's got a bee in his bonnet.
He's crazy, man.
So what sort of stuff did you do? I'm sorry? In this group of yours? I think we ought to stick to the matter in hand.
Merseyside covers, eh? No, it was not.
No, it certainly was not! We followed the true blues path.
It was er, Johnson, Hopkins, John Lee Hooker Mr John Lee! My man, eh? (PLAYS RIFF) Hey, go on.
Here! I love the way you walk I love the way you talk I love the way you walk You're my baby, got my eyes on you I love the way you twitch I love the way you twitch No, no.
Listen.
Hang on.
This is a police investigation.
It's very serious.
Funky music white boy, eh? Yay! That was pretty dangerous in those days, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, life takes, you know, funny turns, doesn't it? Yeah, man.
Yes, well, I best be about my business.
But thank you for that.
Thank you.
Garden.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, Ginge could still be around.
Likely.
He was always weird.
Always banging on about pagans and sacrifices to the gods.
Really? It didn't mean a thing.
They were just little boys in search of a personality.
How did you get on with Gary? What? How did you get on with Gaz? The same way all mugs get on with the people who ripped 'em off.
Gary invested his earnings.
You blew yours out of the window.
You were blooming lucky to be in the group anyway.
Meaning? Meaning Gary only kept you on for your cheeky chappie image.
That is so not true! he always got a proper drummer for the recording sessions.
He did not! He did! He did not! He Oh, it doesn't matter.
Silly sausage.
Get off! Burns at point of contact, myocardial damage, tetanic muscle contractions.
The brain practically turned to soup.
Look for a heavy power source, Tom.
But I'm surprised she could even get to the microphone.
How so? Filter and carburettor.
Liver and kidneys.
(GAGS) Completely stuffed.
Wouldn't get you round the block.
Suggest immediate trade-in.
Different species.
Musicians? Pathologists.
Oh, Mother, leave this land Take me down to that promised land Serena Stanton, Gary's PA, says Finola Harcourt has promised to give Gary a good seeing-to if he lets them stay at the cottage.
Did she volunteer that information? Insisted I had it.
I wonder why? Well, probably because she fancies him.
That was a rhetorical question, Jones.
I'm au fait with the DNA of human motivation.
Course, sir.
Glory boys, brother Roger Chapman.
RogerChapman! Family? Oh We've got 15 minutes.
Take me down to that promised land Mimi Clifton was a huge talent who defined a certain era of music and will be not only be sorely missed but impossible to replace.
However, as a fitting memorial to Mimi, we shall still play on Monday.
Excuse me.
This is a crime scene.
So would you all clear the area? Now.
Thank you.
Catch you later Simon.
What do you think you're doing? We're a story now and I'm a manager.
You're going ahead without your singer? There's plenty of female singers.
Maybe Cully would like to audition? What? What?! What did you say to him? Nothing.
So, what do you think? Well, this looks recent, very recent.
And your Mr Axeman would have known how to rig it.
It's all very pre-meditated, isn't it? Sir? Musicians function in a more left brain, impulsive manner.
This is a right brain MO.
Somebody has thought this through very, very carefully.
John, this socket here.
Oh, God, what's he been saying? Nothing, he's cool.
Just being a dad.
Never be an only child.
I am.
My mum left when I was three, so it was just me and dad for years.
How did he die? The curse of the untalented.
Those who can't play become managers, take on everyone else's ulcers and end up with cancer.
Sowhy are YOU doing it? I guess I'm owed.
What? My dad's.
Mine now.
Do you want to come aboard? Why did you sell Badgers? Desmond, being workshy as well as stupid, had lost us all of our money.
I did a very good deal with Gary.
What was that good deal? If he paid us top dollar and let us have the lodge for a peppercorn rent, I promised to be his er Professor Higgins.
Ah! Men always pretend to despise what they want to become a part of, so I teach him how to talk properly, which fork to use and how to address a duchess during sex.
Would you like me to teach YOU? (COCKNEY) No, thanks, ma'am.
I knows me place.
I doubt that.
But Gary has reneged on his deal, hasn't he? He wants to throw you out of the lodge.
Below stairs is a place for uninformed gossip.
Especially when that gossip comes from a jumped-up little slapper.
No names, of course.
Oh, of course.
Spaghetti Junction this.
Sir? This place.
It's a meeting place for complex and cleverly interwoven motives.
But which one gets us to the heart of Birmingham, eh? Right Come on, little flower.
Get a move on.
Come on, Willow! Get a move on, darling.
I had to find Doggy.
All right, darling.
Willow, isn't it? And where's your mummy? Where's my mummy? Do you think I'm simple or something? No, no, of course I don't.
So why talk to me like that? I do apologise.
I just thought What? Nothing.
How old are you? Hello, Mr Policeman, somebody's trying to murder me.
Or it's poor maintenance on your part.
Not a chance.
I've nurtured and suckled that bike since it was a wee thing.
I reckon the pipe from the tank to the carburettor was punctured.
No, it had BEEN punctured! Which would have caused a major leak.
It only needed a spark and - Yeah, and we would have ended up like Mimi.
So listen, could you get this bloke before he gets us? Or ruins us.
Listen, pal, I need this gig.
Cash money.
Know what I mean? I don't know what you're moaning about.
Calm down! They don't really get the respect thing, do they? No, they don't.
No.
It's Ginger! Ginger's back for God's sake.
He's got us all here and now he's gonna kill us, one by one.
Could I speak to you alone, please? Mr Cooper prefers me to be present.
Let me rephrase that.
Could I speak to you alone, please? Either here or at the station, I'm not fussed.
So? So, where's the money? What money? The royalties.
We haven't recorded nothing - anything - for years.
Back catalogue? A few airtime payments, goes straight to the accountants.
You see, Gary, you seem to be doing all right.
Well, I done good.
I put away when we was big.
Property, shares.
I was smart.
Call my accountants.
According to his accountants, Gary and Ginger's songwriting royalties went into an offshore trust which either of them could borrow from at 0% interest.
And Gary appears to have borrowed the lot.
No wonder he's worried about Ginger turning up.
However, if Gary died, then his estate would have to pay back the loans to the trust which would then be dissolved and the proceeds split between Gary and Ginger's heirs.
And if there are no heirs? Any residual monies are to be divided equally among surviving members of the band.
So everything goes to the last man standing! Yes.
Who are they? I don't know.
Are they groupies? What are they doing in the file? Why them in particular? Now I know this is a sensitive area for you.
Not at all, not at all.
Long time ago.
And once you take your foot off the treadmill, it all seems a bityesterday.
But you do remember the case, don't you? Just about.
Ginger's car goes into the quarry.
There's no sign of Ginger, but a lot of his blood.
So it's assumed that Ginger has survived and stumbled off into legend.
Right.
"Rock star vanishes!" If it had been Joe Blow the butcher, nobody could have given a toss.
But as it was a bloody celeb, I had to come up with the daft begger.
Owen This was in your old file.
Do you remember why you kept that particular photograph? Are you kidding? I can't even remember what I had for breakfast.
Nowadays all I think about is cricketand death.
As one prepares you for the other! I would really appreciate your help with this.
Oh, you would, would you? Course I would.
You were one of the best.
Oh, that's true.
BAND: # She saw my new blue jeans Oh, here we go.
Aya ye.
Big smile, eh? No? Wee kiss? A knee trembler? No fun, that fella, eh? Sorry.
Where are you off to? Landlord-tenant discussions.
Unless you have any better ideas.
Fine Died as she lived.
Falling down.
Mimi.
This is pathetic.
Let's have some proper drinks.
No, I don't do that any more, Nicky.
Mimi only dies once.
No, man, I have one drink, I don't stop for months.
Even better.
Go on, Si, go and get us a bottle of vodka, go on! Yes! This is not a good idea.
She's here.
Finola.
I know.
They're having supper together.
I suggested he invite her.
Why? Better he should eat at home where his friends can keep an eye on him.
But if she Have faith, child.
One knows what one's doing.
Mimi.
Mimi.
How come your dad, Roly Poly, the worst manager we ever had, how come that fat no-mark put me on such a naff contract? Don't you ever say a word against my dad! Touchy.
It was Gary that dictated the deals anyway.
Gaz said it was out of his hands.
Nothing was ever out of Gary's hands.
Mimi.
Mimi.
Mimi.
MOBILE RINGS I'm just popping out.
Where are you going? Simon's asked me to join him at the pub.
No, don't go there, Dad.
See you later.
Have fun.
Why didn't you stop her? She's not a teenager, Tom.
Leave the poor girl alone.
(WITH GUSTO) Mimi! Mimi! You know what? What? I hate Gary.
No, you don't.
I do.
He's always preyed on me.
Do you remember that bird? What bird? All the birds! I'd bring them in, cos I'm a nice guy, and he'd get off with 'em because he's the rich guy! Nicky, that's life, man! That's trash, man.
I'm going to kill him.
He thinks it's all over.
Well, it is now, because II'm gonna kill him.
Oh, Jeeze! Come on.
We better look after him.
Let's go.
I've got a date.
Can you take him? Oh, thanks, man (!) Hello.
Had a drink, have we? No, I'm just tired of being a nanny 24-7.
Ah! Do you work this hard at everything in your life? Yeah.
GRUNTING AND GASPING So OK, was it? Gary, an English gentlemen never asks if it was OK.
He assumes his mere presence in the bed is enough to satisfy any wife, servant or Labrador.
(LAUGHS) Class traitor you are! It was great.
And was it just to pay the rent? Why, what else would it be for? Just thought there might be something more.
How much more? Well, this place don't seem right without a bit of posh ordering everyone about.
He wants to marry the bitch.
And he thinks it's his idea.
She's already married.
Oh, come on.
Alpha male.
Big loser.
What's to choose? I know how to handle the situation.
You'd better, you bloody better.
BOTH: (SLURRED) We hate Gary! Gary is a muppet! He's a muppet! He's a wee muppet! (LAUGHS) We hate Gary! We hate Gary! We do! We hate Gary! Shh! Nickster, is Jeannie like like she was before? Eh? You know, is she like Goes ape if you're pissed in the bedroom? Oh, ruddy hell! She'll kill me.
I'll sleep in the Caddy.
Good idea, my man.
(SNIGGERS) Whoa! Whoa! Shh! Here you go.
Here you go, darling! A wee blinky blanket for the wee man, eh? I love you, Axe.
Get out of here! Where is he? He's asleep in the Caddy.
How many? Enough to stun a horse.
Do you fancy a wee nightcap? Oh, forget it! (RESOLUTE) No.
(Daddy? Can I get in with you?) Shh! It's all right, darling.
It's only your Auntie Jeannie.
Your daddy and I are old friends.
Rock and roll.
(SIGHS) What have you got? Jack McKinley's got about 500 hundred county court judgements against him.
Mainly traffic, but there's a couple of offensive behaviours and one forassaulting a parking attendant.
He bit him.
He bit him? Yeah! Hobson? No form.
And strangely there's no record of him before about 30 years ago.
Serena Stanton? Said she was local and knew about Causton High School, but there's no listing of her having been there.
Yeah, well, you keep digging.
What's that? This, Jones, is something I nicked from an art dealer.
It highlights things you can't see with the naked eye.
Pentimento Ah! Like that.
TerryHailey? Terry Hailey.
He was a hotshot photographer in the '70s.
They always keep a record of who they snap, else they can't sell them to the glossies.
Right, well, see if you can track down this Terry Hailey and find out the names of those girls.
They must be in the file for some reason.
Terry Hailey married a model who'd lived with one of the Eagles after they backed Linda Ronstadt but before they were big in 1972, with ermoh, er .
.
Desperado! (HUMS SONG) That should crack it wide open, then.
FAINT BIRDSONG Nick? Urgh Now where's he gone? Oh, no! (SIGHS) Oh! Oh, no! No! Idiot.
Stupid idiot.
You were right.
He was five times over the limit.
But there was no water in his lungs, so he was dead well before someone sank his vehicle.
Now, look at this.
In his mouth, two small threads.
From? Ah, that was the tricky one.
You see, this is totally organic.
No chemicals, no bleach, nothing, which is pretty rare.
If we could cut to the chase? So I asked myself, what sort of people use untreated cotton? And what do you reply? Well, I had an idea so I rang a pal of mine at the BTS.
What? The British Thoracic Society.
And he confirmed my suspicions.
Which were? Allergy sufferers.
So these two threads probably came from one of those pillow cases used by allergy sufferers.
Thank you.
Course I use them.
I get asthma, don't I? It's pure cotton.
Fine weave stops all the dust mites and the stuff that sets me off.
And I presume you have other similarly covered pillows, do you? Yeah, all over the house, in case I go walkabout in the night.
Why would you do that? Cos I can.
Where were you last night? Here.
Alone? Yeah.
I think what Gary means to say is that he was alone for some of the time.
But for most of time he had company.
Would you like to speak for yourself, Gary? Yeah, all right.
I had a lady here.
Does the lady have a name? Finola.
Mrs Harcourt.
Sir The blanket in the back of the Caddy.
Yeah? There were fibres from it on your Mr Axeman's jeans.
Where is he? In there.
So? Fibres? I didn't kill him! Mr Mckinley, can we please calm down? Why? Somebody's knocking us off left, right and centre and you're saying calm down? Man, this IS calm! You don't want to see me when I'm angry.
No, I don't.
Last night when you left the pub, you were legless by all accounts.
No, no, no! I was putting my stuff in thethethe thingwee.
Nicky was hammered.
Jeannie gives him hell when he's like that, so I tucked him up in the Caddy.
Right? Rug, fibres, duuuh! I left him sleeping like a baby.
And you didn't give him a pillow? No! I'm not the nanny.
And then you went to bed? Yeah.
No witnesses.
So sorry.
Daddy! What is it, darling? You had Jeannie in your bed! She might be a slut, but at least she's a witness.
Yeah It'd be nice if that didn't get into the tabloids.
We've got him putting Nicky in the Cadillac and banging his wife.
Not bad for starters.
"Banging his wife"? That latter, Jones, may just be, you know, the rock'n'roll lifestyle.
You don't think that maybe you're What? Well, I know you sort of rate the guy, so maybe your Well, silly idea.
Yes.
Forget it.
Yes.
Check the manager.
Yes, sir.
I wasn't at Badgers.
I was keeping an eye on Axe and Nicky at the pub, then I went and stayed on my narrowboat.
Can anyone verify that? Is that essential? Yeah.
I was with a friend.
Name? Oh, hey, Ben.
Hiya.
You're kidding? I'm leaving town.
Well, very tragic.
Anyone's death, but, well, you know, you reap as you sow.
You mean, if you're a musician, you should be murdered? You're wilfully misunderstanding me.
Why are you here, Mr Barnaby? Well, I really want to talk to Mrs Harcourt, if I may? I'll leave you to it, then.
Thanks.
No.
I'd rather you stayed.
No, I really think it would be better if - No, it wouldn't.
Fire away.
Come on.
Ask your obvious question.
Um Well, I was talking to Gary and he said that you could vouch for his whereabouts for some part of last night.
Yes.
For most of last night I was in bed with Gary.
Oh, woman! What's the matter, Desmond? Don't you like being a pimp? DOOR SLAMS SHUT Sorry about that.
No, no, it's fine.
Thank you for corroborating.
Mr Barnaby, I was born to be lady of the manor.
It's all I'm equipped for.
I want my job back.
Do you actually like Gary? Yes, fortunately.
Very much.
And ummy father had an affair with his mother, so er, he could be my brother for all I know! You're winding me up.
Country ways, Mr Barnaby.
Country ways.
Oh, please Terry Hailey had copies of all his old files.
The girls were called Jane Cameron and Ingrid Petersen.
Jane Cameron runs a model agency in Australia and Ingrid Petersen supposedly lives at this address.
Simon Dixon? On his narrowboat.
With anyone? A mate.
A mate (!) (CHUCKLES) Check it.
Yeah.
Confirmed.
Yeah.
She's been with us for nearly a year now, very little community response.
I'm afraid she may have suffered irreparable brain damage.
Through here.
Ingrid? It is Ingrid, isn't it? I'm Tom Barnaby.
Can I show you something? Yes.
That's you, isn't it? Andlook.
Gary.
No, this one.
Gary.
Do you remember Gary? 'So I've asked them to confirm it.
' Really, Jones? Well done.
I knew there'd be something if we dug deep enough.
OK, leave the photo and the documents on my desk and come and get me at Badgers in an hour's time.
We have to be somewhere at five o'clock.
I'm just going on a little detour.
Owen.
God almighty, man.
You could have given me a heart attack.
I'm so sorry.
So you should be.
What do you want? Owen, you taught me three things.
Number one.
Always keep your bloody eyes open.
So when I see a strange white van lurking about all over the place, I'm going to trace it back to you, aren't I, in about ten seconds flat.
And two? Number two.
Never trust a coincidence.
Like you and Hired Gun turning up at exactly the same time.
Good, good.
Well, I'm glad you were paying attention.
So, sir, how's it going? So what else did I always tell you? Follow the money.
And that's what it is here.
The money! Gary and the old manager, Roly Dixon, screwed Ginger out of his songwriting royalties.
That's not my information.
Hear me out.
The band all hated Ginger cos he was such a head case, so Gary had a good excuse to fire him.
Ginger fakes the quarry accident.
Leaves his own blood on the vehicle.
An awful lot of his own blood.
Yeah, so people think he got out of the wreck, badly injured, crawled off and died somewhere, and the stupid police couldn't find the body.
But actually he went into hiding and he's now come back and is having his revenge by killing them all off one by one.
And now DI Owen Jenkins is going to nail that bastard and show the world I was as good as I always said I was.
Oh, Owen You think I'm nuts? No, no, I don't think you're nuts.
I think that youyou have faith.
Faith? The thing that helps you make the quantum leap from facts to fiction.
Facts.
Oh, I'll show you facts, boyo.
Just you watch me.
Do you want to know what Jones has got? Later.
I've been 30 years waiting for this.
This way.
CLINKING OF SNOOKER BALLS Everybody, this is Detective Inspector Jenkins who was in charge of the - Yeah, we know.
We were there.
Here, if it's not the ghost of failures past! How's it going, Mr Jenks? Oh, what a good memory.
Still as useless as ever? Well, if you must know, Mr Cooper, Mr McKinley, I think I might have solved it.
Solved what? The disappearance of the rock legend himself.
I knowwhere Ginger is.
For God's sake! Is he alive? Oh, yes.
Very much so.
See! In fact, he's not very far from here.
Come on.
Stop jerking us about.
Mr Hobson, would you mind sitting down, please? Owen! Not now! What the hell are you doing? Exposing you for who you really are.
Welcome back, Mr Ginger Foxton! Well, am I right or am I right? That ain't Ginge.
Yes, it is.
Nah.
Vague similarity, but - It's him.
Look at the hair.
Right colour.
Look at the eyes, you dipstick.
Wrong colour.
Contact lenses.
(GIGGLES) I am right.
It all adds up.
I've been watching you.
I saw you skinning that rabbit! Owen.
Sir Sir, you are almost right.
What? Mr Hobson is not Ginger Foxton.
But he isGinger's brother.
- What? - Get out of here.
James Hobson was James Foxton.
He changed his name not long after his famous brother disappeared.
Aye, come on, man.
Enlighten us.
Gary, Mr Hobson has not only taken over the entire running of your life, he has also induced in you a state of extreme paranoia and dependency.
What are you talking about? The Ginger tape.
I wonder where that came from, eh? The slaughtered sheep, the gutted pig, the skinned rabbit.
Hm? But why? Control, Gary, that's why.
Control.
Create enough fear and offer salvation and you have the soul of your man in the palm of your hand, don't you? And then of coursethere was Mr Hobson's niece.
Don't leave now, miss.
Niece? Niece, Gary.
Causton High School leavers.
Look, there's your Serena, fourth row back, see? But what was the name of that girl? Was it Serena Stanton? Well, no, apparently not, because the headmistress says that that was Phoebe Foxton.
- Little Phoebe? - Ginger's wee Phoebe! And what was she after, I wonder? I presume her rightful inheritance which you so kindly have spent for her.
Right.
But I didn't know.
You went off with your mum.
We forgot about you.
Wasn't that handy? Well, I'd have helped.
I'd have done anything.
And you, Jim, why all this? I don't get it.
You killed my brother! I never touched him! You chucked him out the band.
That was his life! I was with him the day it happened.
Slow down! I tried to stop him.
(SCREAMS) I pulled him out the wreckage.
He was already dead.
I buried him a hundred miles away.
I loved my brother.
But why Mimi? Why Axe? Why Nicky? Sir? Oh, yes Er, gentlemen, there will now be a short intermission, but I'll be back.
Owen, um, shall we? Are you sure you don't want to come along? No, no, no.
It's No, it's your case.
You carry on.
I'm retired now.
See you.
Thanks for your help, sir.
Aren't we in a hurry, sir? Yes and no.
Do you want to tell me what we're doing? Another thing Owen taught me.
Never expose yourself until you've confirmed the relative positions of your arse and your elbow Right.
We'll be fine now.
Call if you need me.
Thank you.
Ingrid? It's me again.
Tom Barnaby.
And this is Ben Jones.
H The synapses The little bridges that connect the important parts of the brain.
Very few are still standing.
Now, Ingrid, we're going to be behind those screens just over there, all right? OK, Jones.
(HUMS THE BLUES) In there.
(WHISTLES BLUES TUNE THROUGH TEETH) That's really irritating, sir.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Years of practice.
What are we waiting for? Five o'clock.
Visiting time.
It's two minutes past.
Shh.
MAN WHISTLES, DOOR BANGS Mummy? How lovely to see you! (KISSES MOTHER) No! I made you another dolly.
Mr McKinley? How the hell did you get here? Maybe we should step outside for a moment.
Daddy? I'm just going outside for a second, pet.
(You stay with your mum, OK?) 'It's all too much, isn't it?' I tried looking after her on the farm, but .
.
she just drifted further and further away.
So the Axeman broke the cardinal rule of rock and roll, eh? Fell in love with a groupie.
Yeah.
Man, she was beautiful.
So very, very beautiful.
Yeah, but before she got round to you, she'd already been damaged, hadn't she? By your "friends".
Gary had dumped her.
Mimi had got her onto acid.
Nicky had got her onto even harder stuff.
And then you came along.
I loved her, man.
Yeah, and you stuck with her, didn't you? You cleaned her up.
And she had your child.
It was fine Then Willow started to .
.
lose the plot.
Ingers blamed herself and her drugs.
So she retreated somewhere where they wouldn't point the finger.
So, here you are, the two people you love most in the world irreparably damaged, eh? See there has to be some sort of retribution.
(SOBS) Becauseif there isn't, none of thos - nothing - makes any sense! Now, you know that because you're one of us.
No, no, no, I'm not.
I'm just a copper, plain and simple, whatever I may wish.
And you, sir, are a murderer, equally plain and simple.
You planned it meticulously.
'You installed the wiring the night before.
You connected the wire to the mike stand just before the set started and then you triggered the electric current by stamping on your wah wah pedal.
' Got nothing to lose Sing the doll house blues with me Well, yay yay yay yay Waaaargh Somebody get an ambulance! 'And in the ensuing confusion, you disappeared the wire.
' Then to deflect suspicion, you pulled the bike stunt.
(SCREAMS) Daddy! So, please, could you get this bloke before he gets us? I should have been onto that.
You were, weren't you? But I had a naively idealistic view of musicians.
And thenthere was Nicky.
'It's all too easy, really.
Nicky in his last pool.
' You don't change.
None of us do.
'And then you concoct an alibi as sublime as it is malevolent.
' Daddy? Can I get in with you? It's only your Auntie Jean.
And Gary What suitable solution did you have lined up for him, eh? A stonking great drug overdose, man.
(CHUCKLES) Boy, that would have ruined his goody-two-shoes image as well as killing the bastard.
Hey, come on.
They deserve it.
They crash through life destroying people they don't even notice, they don't even care.
Like you don't care.
Morality, redemption Nah, not on your beat, huh? Not on your beat.
Shall we go? Under the bramble bush There was a (HUMS) Doll's House Blues Hello, Midsomer! Do the doll house blues! Let's do the doll house blues Yeah, let's do the doll house blues The doll house blues with me, yeah Give me a drink, will you?