Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s10e11 Episode Script
Temple of Mars
1 [QUACKING.]
[WARBLE, ZAP!.]
[ROARS.]
"Adventure Time" Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's "Adventure Time" [GRUNTS.]
Hmm? Ugh! Boiled eggs in the fridge.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Jake! You're back! I've missed you so mu Oh.
Uh, hi, Finn.
It's just me.
Jermaine! You and Jake both have sort of a grapefruit nature to you.
I came to your playhouse because I'm worried about Jake.
Don't worry.
He's fine.
He left a note.
How long ago did he leave that? Uh, I dunno.
Maybe five weeks? [GROANS.]
[EXHALES SHARPLY.]
Whoo.
Finn, you know you can call me if you're in trouble, right? Our brother's missing, and I come here finding you doing a lazy man's load with a hundred boiled eggs.
It's all they have at the store.
I'm just worried, 'cause I had a dream about Jake a vision.
I think he's all alone in outer space.
I don't think he can come home, and he's running out of birthday cake and cocktail hot dogs.
Jake's in space?! I know! It's chilling! Hmm.
Oh! So, this cosmic stuff, planets and space [MUFFLED.]
This is Normal Man-type subjects.
We're going to Mars! Mars?! [GRUNTS.]
Is it too much to hope that "Mars" is the name of some bookstore you like? [BIRDS CHIRPING.]
Is that a boat? I haven't seen a boat in years.
[MUSIC PLAYS.]
Ah, this is a pretty old house.
What's that on the shelf? A little Pegasus? Into the basement.
Sure is lots of broken glass and decay down here.
I'll be honest I was just talking a lot because I'm nervous.
I know.
Jake.
[WHIRRING.]
[SCREAMING.]
[SCREAMING CONTINUES.]
[WHIMPERS, PANTING, COUGHS.]
[HOARSELY.]
Mars.
Dang.
Looking real prosperous around here.
Who's the statues, do you think? Maybe Margles? But I've only seen a photo of her.
Wait! Betty?! Oh, Finn.
- Uh how is - I haven't seen you, Betty, since you double-crossed everyone.
- I - Ya slopped up! Finn! Empathy! Normal Man.
Nay! King-man! Finn, Betty is tormented.
Just look at her.
FINN: Oh.
I'm trying to get better.
I'm filling this hole with sand grain by grain.
We're going to cure Betty's obsession with the Ice King and the magical madness inflicted upon her.
G-G-G-G-Gah.
If you inflicted it on her, shouldn't you be filling the hole? Empathy, Finn.
Aah! NORMAL MAN: Okay, so, Jake's in space.
JERMAINE: Yeah.
And you don't know where in space.
Yeah.
And you don't know where in space, even though literally every single place in this dimension is "in space.
" Again, yeah! You are a real cutie.
Okay, here we are.
To locate Jake, you will need to retrieve our space telemetry capsule deep within Mars, at the end of a deadly three-part mind maze.
[WHIMPERS.]
Don't fret, cowardly dog.
Betty will go with you.
I should really get back to my sand.
Nah.
You should come with us.
Now, only Martians may enter the maze, so you'll need hats to fool the guard over there.
Okay, cool.
Where are the hats? Space.
Wha Aw, come on, man! [TINK!.]
[GROANS.]
Eeh! FINN: Um Door Man? I'm Guard Man.
Well, I am Boy Man.
Uh, and I'm Jer Man.
Sure.
[WHISPERING.]
"Jer Man" was really funny.
JERMAINE: Thanks, Finn.
[LOUD THUD.]
Hey, Jermaine, get a load of these frogs.
What do you think's going on with all these frogs, Jermaine? Jermaine? What? I don't know.
Oh, whoa.
That one looks different kinda special.
[HISSES.]
Yip! Remember.
Whew! Finn! I'm okay.
These guys mean business, though.
If you look them in the eyes, they get outraged.
You got all that, Betty? Betty! Hup! Oh! There's more on this side.
[GROWLS.]
Hyup! Guys, I think I figured out the frog puzzle.
[MUFFLED.]
It's really quite simple.
BETTY: I found the next challenge! I think maybe if I solve this equation, we'll be able to pass through to the next chamber.
And if we mess up, that guy pecks our tummies open, right? No.
See, the work is already full of errors.
I just need to correct them.
Um, I'm not trying to complain or anything, - but none of these puzzles have anything - Look, see? - to do with me.
- This quadronomial has been improperly factored.
He forgot to double cube root the bottom partialnominator.
There we go.
I'll have us out of here in no time.
Well, just let me know if you need any help with anything besides these math problems.
X plus square, hypotenuse cubed plus Y minus 3 [MUTTERING.]
[GASPS.]
[CHUCKLES.]
Hey! He's jukin' the stats! What? He's changing the dang numbers around! He's changing.
Oh, no.
- Come on, Jermaine! - Up there? You're gonna break your neck! [GRUNTING.]
[LAUGHS.]
Hey! [CRACK.]
[SCREAMS.]
[GROANS.]
If anyone else feels like solving any of these puzzles, just jump right in, you know? JERMAINE: Hey! Over here! - [WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY.]
- I hear something.
if you water them once a week, they'll totally be fine.
No! I know! Six months studying ancient petroglyphs in the Outback?! [SQUEALS.]
I can't believe it! [LAUGHS.]
That's me.
Uh-doy! You look so happy.
And sane.
[SIGHS.]
I was.
But I never took that trip.
I met Simon the next day, and he was just so amazing.
I put everything on hold to help him search for the Enchiridion.
Listen, Betty, I may not be a psychiatrist or a life coach or even know what you're talking about, but maybe you should try focusing on yourself a little more, you know? Can I, though? I spent so much time dedicated to Simon, I'm not sure there's even any "me" left anymore.
YOUNG BETTY: Good point, Future Betty! Maybe it is too late to save you, but with your power and my joie de viv-ray, maybe the two of us could save Simon together! Think about it.
Oh, come on, Betty! Get it together! Even if you are a lost cause, she Or whatever she represents is not.
Or am I? No.
Finn's right.
You'll thank me for this later, Past Betty.
Hmph.
[STATIC.]
And don't forget to water my plants.
Okay, got to go! My flight leaves in an hour! [TELEPHONE BEEPS.]
[POP!.]
Good job, Betty.
Thanks, Finn.
Sorry I couldn't be more help.
I was a little preoccupied.
Oh, really? Anyway, where's the space thingy? [CHANTING.]
Space thingy! Space thingy! JAKE: Space what-ie? - BOTH: Jake! - Hey, everybody.
Hey, long time no see, brudda! [LAUGHS.]
Hey, what's with the hair, brudda? Man, you're lucky you missed it.
I had lice crazy-bad! I think I got them from Marceline who got them from Ice King.
[LAUGHS.]
Nice.
Anyway, how'd you even get here? - Eugggh! - Beats me.
I was just eating a sausage on some stupid planet, then all of a sudden, there was a beautiful rainbow explosion and a loud noise sort of like a space telemetry capsule activating.
Then here I was, standing next to this Mars door.
[INHALES.]
[NOISEMAKER HONKS.]
Congratulations, everybody.
Now, who's ready for a nice boiled egg? BOTH: Me! Wait a minute.
What even happened in there? Where's the telemetry capsule? Don't you see, Jermaine? You were inside the capsule all along, learning valuable lessons while you programmed its Jake-extracting telemetry with your minds.
Of course.
And you, Betty finally, you've learned that most pressing of lessons that sometimes, for our own good, we must accept the loss of that which we hold most dear.
[IMITATES BUZZER.]
I've learned that I just got to work even harder to get it back.
What?! Like, did you see Finn in there? He was indomitable! Yeah, I guess, but So, as I stared into that endless white void, I came up with a plan.
A plan? For me to save my Simon.
And for you to finally pull Margles back from the maw of GOLB.
[GULPS.]
Marg
[WARBLE, ZAP!.]
[ROARS.]
"Adventure Time" Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's "Adventure Time" [GRUNTS.]
Hmm? Ugh! Boiled eggs in the fridge.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Jake! You're back! I've missed you so mu Oh.
Uh, hi, Finn.
It's just me.
Jermaine! You and Jake both have sort of a grapefruit nature to you.
I came to your playhouse because I'm worried about Jake.
Don't worry.
He's fine.
He left a note.
How long ago did he leave that? Uh, I dunno.
Maybe five weeks? [GROANS.]
[EXHALES SHARPLY.]
Whoo.
Finn, you know you can call me if you're in trouble, right? Our brother's missing, and I come here finding you doing a lazy man's load with a hundred boiled eggs.
It's all they have at the store.
I'm just worried, 'cause I had a dream about Jake a vision.
I think he's all alone in outer space.
I don't think he can come home, and he's running out of birthday cake and cocktail hot dogs.
Jake's in space?! I know! It's chilling! Hmm.
Oh! So, this cosmic stuff, planets and space [MUFFLED.]
This is Normal Man-type subjects.
We're going to Mars! Mars?! [GRUNTS.]
Is it too much to hope that "Mars" is the name of some bookstore you like? [BIRDS CHIRPING.]
Is that a boat? I haven't seen a boat in years.
[MUSIC PLAYS.]
Ah, this is a pretty old house.
What's that on the shelf? A little Pegasus? Into the basement.
Sure is lots of broken glass and decay down here.
I'll be honest I was just talking a lot because I'm nervous.
I know.
Jake.
[WHIRRING.]
[SCREAMING.]
[SCREAMING CONTINUES.]
[WHIMPERS, PANTING, COUGHS.]
[HOARSELY.]
Mars.
Dang.
Looking real prosperous around here.
Who's the statues, do you think? Maybe Margles? But I've only seen a photo of her.
Wait! Betty?! Oh, Finn.
- Uh how is - I haven't seen you, Betty, since you double-crossed everyone.
- I - Ya slopped up! Finn! Empathy! Normal Man.
Nay! King-man! Finn, Betty is tormented.
Just look at her.
FINN: Oh.
I'm trying to get better.
I'm filling this hole with sand grain by grain.
We're going to cure Betty's obsession with the Ice King and the magical madness inflicted upon her.
G-G-G-G-Gah.
If you inflicted it on her, shouldn't you be filling the hole? Empathy, Finn.
Aah! NORMAL MAN: Okay, so, Jake's in space.
JERMAINE: Yeah.
And you don't know where in space.
Yeah.
And you don't know where in space, even though literally every single place in this dimension is "in space.
" Again, yeah! You are a real cutie.
Okay, here we are.
To locate Jake, you will need to retrieve our space telemetry capsule deep within Mars, at the end of a deadly three-part mind maze.
[WHIMPERS.]
Don't fret, cowardly dog.
Betty will go with you.
I should really get back to my sand.
Nah.
You should come with us.
Now, only Martians may enter the maze, so you'll need hats to fool the guard over there.
Okay, cool.
Where are the hats? Space.
Wha Aw, come on, man! [TINK!.]
[GROANS.]
Eeh! FINN: Um Door Man? I'm Guard Man.
Well, I am Boy Man.
Uh, and I'm Jer Man.
Sure.
[WHISPERING.]
"Jer Man" was really funny.
JERMAINE: Thanks, Finn.
[LOUD THUD.]
Hey, Jermaine, get a load of these frogs.
What do you think's going on with all these frogs, Jermaine? Jermaine? What? I don't know.
Oh, whoa.
That one looks different kinda special.
[HISSES.]
Yip! Remember.
Whew! Finn! I'm okay.
These guys mean business, though.
If you look them in the eyes, they get outraged.
You got all that, Betty? Betty! Hup! Oh! There's more on this side.
[GROWLS.]
Hyup! Guys, I think I figured out the frog puzzle.
[MUFFLED.]
It's really quite simple.
BETTY: I found the next challenge! I think maybe if I solve this equation, we'll be able to pass through to the next chamber.
And if we mess up, that guy pecks our tummies open, right? No.
See, the work is already full of errors.
I just need to correct them.
Um, I'm not trying to complain or anything, - but none of these puzzles have anything - Look, see? - to do with me.
- This quadronomial has been improperly factored.
He forgot to double cube root the bottom partialnominator.
There we go.
I'll have us out of here in no time.
Well, just let me know if you need any help with anything besides these math problems.
X plus square, hypotenuse cubed plus Y minus 3 [MUTTERING.]
[GASPS.]
[CHUCKLES.]
Hey! He's jukin' the stats! What? He's changing the dang numbers around! He's changing.
Oh, no.
- Come on, Jermaine! - Up there? You're gonna break your neck! [GRUNTING.]
[LAUGHS.]
Hey! [CRACK.]
[SCREAMS.]
[GROANS.]
If anyone else feels like solving any of these puzzles, just jump right in, you know? JERMAINE: Hey! Over here! - [WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY.]
- I hear something.
if you water them once a week, they'll totally be fine.
No! I know! Six months studying ancient petroglyphs in the Outback?! [SQUEALS.]
I can't believe it! [LAUGHS.]
That's me.
Uh-doy! You look so happy.
And sane.
[SIGHS.]
I was.
But I never took that trip.
I met Simon the next day, and he was just so amazing.
I put everything on hold to help him search for the Enchiridion.
Listen, Betty, I may not be a psychiatrist or a life coach or even know what you're talking about, but maybe you should try focusing on yourself a little more, you know? Can I, though? I spent so much time dedicated to Simon, I'm not sure there's even any "me" left anymore.
YOUNG BETTY: Good point, Future Betty! Maybe it is too late to save you, but with your power and my joie de viv-ray, maybe the two of us could save Simon together! Think about it.
Oh, come on, Betty! Get it together! Even if you are a lost cause, she Or whatever she represents is not.
Or am I? No.
Finn's right.
You'll thank me for this later, Past Betty.
Hmph.
[STATIC.]
And don't forget to water my plants.
Okay, got to go! My flight leaves in an hour! [TELEPHONE BEEPS.]
[POP!.]
Good job, Betty.
Thanks, Finn.
Sorry I couldn't be more help.
I was a little preoccupied.
Oh, really? Anyway, where's the space thingy? [CHANTING.]
Space thingy! Space thingy! JAKE: Space what-ie? - BOTH: Jake! - Hey, everybody.
Hey, long time no see, brudda! [LAUGHS.]
Hey, what's with the hair, brudda? Man, you're lucky you missed it.
I had lice crazy-bad! I think I got them from Marceline who got them from Ice King.
[LAUGHS.]
Nice.
Anyway, how'd you even get here? - Eugggh! - Beats me.
I was just eating a sausage on some stupid planet, then all of a sudden, there was a beautiful rainbow explosion and a loud noise sort of like a space telemetry capsule activating.
Then here I was, standing next to this Mars door.
[INHALES.]
[NOISEMAKER HONKS.]
Congratulations, everybody.
Now, who's ready for a nice boiled egg? BOTH: Me! Wait a minute.
What even happened in there? Where's the telemetry capsule? Don't you see, Jermaine? You were inside the capsule all along, learning valuable lessons while you programmed its Jake-extracting telemetry with your minds.
Of course.
And you, Betty finally, you've learned that most pressing of lessons that sometimes, for our own good, we must accept the loss of that which we hold most dear.
[IMITATES BUZZER.]
I've learned that I just got to work even harder to get it back.
What?! Like, did you see Finn in there? He was indomitable! Yeah, I guess, but So, as I stared into that endless white void, I came up with a plan.
A plan? For me to save my Simon.
And for you to finally pull Margles back from the maw of GOLB.
[GULPS.]
Marg