Britain's Got Talent (2007) s11e01 Episode Script
Auditions 1
1 # FANFARE Hello! Thank you very much.
People of Britain, here is our campaign promise.
In these turbulent times, we promise to put a smile on your face and a spring in your step.
You sound very masterful.
In 2017, this glorious nation needs entertainment.
And for that, we require your help.
Now, you might have been keeping your talent hidden for years.
Some people have kept it hidden for 25 years! Sorry? Nothing.
You might be an incredible dancer, an amazing comedian or a Cocker Spaniel who can bark the National Anthem.
But no matter who you are or where you're from, there is one thing that we all love.
Me.
No, no, no.
The one thing we all love is TALENT.
Isn't that right? Yes! You, me, him, them, EVERYBODY! # I need you, you and you # I need Every single one of you .
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will be competing for the prize of a lifetime - a place on the bill of the coveted Royal Variety Performance.
Throughout this campaign, we shall ask that one important question.
Has Britain got talent? CROWD: Yes, we have! Bring it on! # Everybody needs somebody Well, let's get this show on the road, then! # BIG-BAND FINALE This is it, Frank.
Britain's Got Talent.
It's your big day.
Let's go and smash it.
Oh, my gosh! Britain's Got Talent! # Go! Go, Johnny, go Hello, and welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
How long have you all been singing together? Since we were really little.
We're not late, are we? Oh, no, I think we're right on time.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Where are we off to? Can we go to the Palladium, please? Thank you very much.
We're back.
Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Are we excited, guys? I'm excited, yeah.
It's the first of the auditions.
Hurray! So here we go in London.
We've got the red carpet.
So excited.
Come on, guys.
Glad to be here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
They're fighting already! Mr Simon Cowell! Hello, guys.
# Jump # For my love # Jump in # And feel my touch Jump for my love Can you just imagine if we won? We could be singing on the Royal Variety Show.
Imagine that.
A quarter of a million pounds.
Hey, now, then.
I'd get a racehorse.
Hair transplant.
Look at it.
Buy sweeties! # For my love, jump in Oh, my God, Ant and Dec are like the funniest people ever.
They got an OBE this year.
Did they? They used to be in Byker Grove.
What was Prince Charles like? You mean when he gave us these? Oh, these? Oh, these? Where did you get those? Very nice.
Ooh! Yes! OBE earrings.
You know what? I'm honestly more pleased that you got something rather than me.
Shut up! He couldn't even finish the sentence! London, please welcome the biggest stars in British television.
Do they mean me? Ant and Dec! Ohh! Hello, London! It's David Walliams, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Simon Cowell, and here they come! There is a golden buzzer in the middle of the desk here.
If the judges really like an act, they can hit that golden buzzer.
That act then goes straight through to the live semi-finals.
All right, then, here we go.
It's Britain's Got Talent 2017.
Enjoy.
Right, I'm looking at THIS fella.
Hello, there.
Hi.
How are you? Good.
Fancy going on stage? Eryes.
Great.
What's your name? Ned.
Come on, Ned.
Come on, Ned.
Let's get you on.
Onto the star, and give it your best shot.
Good luck, Ned.
Good luck, Ned.
AUDIENCE: Ooh! Oh, look! Oh, little man.
Is that you, Dec? Please, sir, tell us your name.
I'm Ned.
How old are you, Ned? I'm eight.
AUDIENCE: Aww! Where are you from? Maidstone.
Aw! Who's here with you today? Well, I'm with my mum, my dad, my step-mum, my sister, my other sister and my brother.
Fantastic.
Do you perform for friends and family? Do you get up in school and do shows? Yeah.
I think it was probably about two years ago that I started and I practised on my dad and mum with hairbrushes as microphones.
My whole school knows that I'm on Britain's Got Talent today.
And when I told my friends, they all went If I got through, I'd be like, 'Yes!' forever.
It's like a smiley face times a million.
The stage is yours, sir.
Good luck.
Oh, I love him already.
Come on, Ned.
Why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain's Got Talent? Amanda Holden's been on it for years.
Aw! # I wanna start a fight Savage! It was really fun meeting Ant and Dec backstage, but I'm never quite sure which one's supposed to be the funny one.
He's killing us all.
Alesha Oh, no! Al-esha laughing Oh, no! At least you're not dancing! That was good.
Simon Go on, son! .
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reminds me a lot of my dad.
He's a cross-dresser.
He gets especially cross when he can't find his socks.
I was really worried for David Walliams when he swam in the River Thames for charity because of all that garbage going in his mouth.
But since I've been watching BGT, I'm relieved it's all coming out again.
Well done, Ned.
Ned, I loved the way that you took the mickey out of us.
It was really quite savage.
Erm I loved you the minute you walked out on stage.
Hilarious.
Well done.
Thank you.
I think the way you delivered those jokes, your timing, was brilliant.
Ned, you look sort of nice and sweet.
But you're very cheeky, and that's why I like you, Ned.
I'd like to kick this off with a bigfatyes.
It's a woof from me! Ned, I would love to hear you again.
It's a yes from me.
Yes! Come back and destroy us all for good next time.
Well done.
You've got four yeses, Ned.
Yes! # Why does it feel so good, but hurt so bad? Troublemaker He's funny.
Now, then, do I hug your or what? I'm not quite sure.
Yes, we do! He looks so sweet and innocent.
I know! Did you enjoy it out there? Yeah.
Did you? It's Britain's Got Talent, we're back.
Here we go! # Nothing I can see but you # When you dance dance dance Can't stop the feeling Are you an actual policeman? I am.
Are you, genuinely? Genuinely.
It's a yes from me! So what's your name? Hi.
I'm Dan Graham.
And what do you do for a living? I'm a policeman.
You are? I'm based at Kingston Police, which is part of the Met.
Good luck.
Oh, he's off! # I say y'all having a good time out there Ha-ha-ha! # I say y'all having a good time out there Oh, PC Dan, you are a brilliant entertainer, and the audience loved you.
And I like you too.
Well done.
I just want to let everyone know that there's a human behind the uniform.
We all like to have fun.
I think that was smart.
It was wonderful to see you dance in the uniform.
Don't be afraid to take it off.
Thank you very much, David Now the important part.
Alesha? It's a yes from me.
Amanda? Yes from me.
David? Ooh, yes! PC Dan, you've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
Forgot to give him his hat back.
Dan! Woo-hoo! # Don't stop the music Are they going to dance? Erm, who are you? Erm, where are you from? Barking.
Ha-ha-ha! Do you think the Royal Family would like what you're going to do for us? Good luck.
# Tonight Wicked! # I just want to take you higher # Throw your hands up in the sky # Let's set this party off right # Players, put your pinkie rings up to the moon # Girls, what y'all trying to do? # 24 karat magic in the air # Head to toe so player # Look out! # Pop, pop, it's show time # Show time # Show time # Show time # Guess who's back again # Oh, they don't know? # Go on, tell 'em # I bet they know as soon as we walk in # Wearing Cuban links # Yeah! # Designer minks # Yeah! # Finest shoes # Whoop, whoop! # Don't look too hard, might hurt yourself # Put your pinkie rings up to the moon # Girls, what y'all trying to do? Now, watch me break it down like new They were awesome! I absolutely love you guys.
That was so exciting.
That was brilliant.
I just think you've captured what Britain's Got Talent's all about.
David? Yes! Alesha? A massive yes from me, guys.
It's a yes from me.
You've got four yeses.
# Nothing I can see but you # When you dance, dance, dance Good vibes today in London.
Let's get you on, then.
I don't want to go.
You've got to go.
100% right now? Yes, right now.
Am I going on? Onto the star.
Have fun.
Enjoy.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
And who are you? I'm Jess Robinson.
I am 33.
I'm from North London.
And what do you do as a day job? So I'm trying to be a full-time performer, but during the week I work with kids that have special needs.
Great.
Tell me why you decided to enter Britain's Got Talent.
I've wanted to enter for a few years now, but I've always chickened out.
But But quite a lot has changed for me in the last year.
So, give it a go.
What's happened? Oh, fun things like moving house, getting divorced, you know, good things! Exciting, fun things.
What's the act you're going to do today? I'm going to be doing some impressions.
Oh, yes! Er.
OK, well, good luck.
I'm so nervous it's stupid! Deep breath.
Deep breath.
Oh.
I hope nerves don't get the better of her.
I hope she's good.
# Goldfinger # He's the man, the man with the Midas touch A spider's touch # The hills are alive with the sound of music # With songs they have sung She's good.
For a thousand years # I'm not a girl # Ay-ay-ay-ya # Not yet a woman # Ay-ay-ay-ya Oh-oh Simon, Mrs O has a fabulous new game for you.
It's called Snog, Marry, Kill.
You have to choose between me, Katherine Jenkins # O mio babbino caro Mi piace, e bello Wow! .
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or your BFF.
# We've gotta fight, fight, fight for this love We've gotta fight, fight Well, yous wouldn't recognise my voice if I sang.
# Life is a cabaret, old chum You know it is.
# And I love A cabare-e-e-e-et! Wow! We like her.
Look at that! Oh, thank you.
What is there not to love about you? That was fantastic.
Really witty act.
We all loved you.
Yeah, we do.
Alesha.
Jess, this is one of the rare moments that we sit back, relax and enjoy the show.
Oh, thank you.
That was a stunning audition.
Well done.
Thank you so much.
Honestly, Jess, that was amazing.
You're a really, really talented girl.
I have to tell you, Jess, it is so hard to do what you've just done.
The way that you combined the songs was great.
You've conquered the nerves.
Gone through the divorce.
Well done.
David.
I'm gonna say yes.
I'm gonna say yes.
Thank you.
It's a yes .
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from me! OK, Jess.
You know where this is going.
Get ready, it's four yeses.
# Hey, look at me now I'm all the way up, I swear you'll never bring me down Yes! She's great.
I love her.
I've never know anything like that before.
Want to do it again? Not right now.
Not right now.
It's an amazing theatre.
It's a beautiful theatre.
It's the home of ALL:.
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variety.
# I got faith in you, baby Absolutely fabulous.
Isn't it great? It's like us! # And you've been such-a, such-a good friend to me I'm ready to do it.
With who? BOTH: Britain's Got Talent.
# Hallelujah, I got faith Best of luck, Jim.
Thank you.
Enjoy it.
# In you, baby # Baby, I got faith in you now I got faith And what's your name? Jim The Dancer.
Do you have a day job, or is this what you do full-time? This is a hobby and I do painting and decorating during the week.
OK.
We're intrigued so take it away.
By the way, I've got four acts all in one.
Is that OK? Whatever you wanna do.
This is your three minutes to change your life.
OK.
Hit it! # What's new pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa # What's new pussycat? Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa # Pussycat, pussycat, I've got flowers # And lots of hours To spend with you Reel him in.
Reel him in.
Well done, Jim.
So that was the first act, cos he's got four acts.
Brilliant, I can't wait It's very hot in here, Jim, innit? How long? It's worth waiting for.
I've just got a night bus to get.
Hello.
Hiya.
Hello.
Who are you? We are Strokes Of Madness.
Obviously, you're twins.
Yes.
Yes.
And how did you meet? Right.
Best of luck.
# BONNIE TYLER: Holding Out For A Hero # Oohhhhhh! # Yaaahh! # Where have all the good men gone? # And where are all the gods? # Late at night I toss and I turn # And I dream of what I need # I need a hero # I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night # He's gotta be strong # And he's gotta be fast # And he's gotta be larger than life Larger than life Look, apart from the end, which was sensational, it was the dancing with the mad faces.
I mean, it was, like, crazy.
And my nose is too big.
It looks like Gerard Depardieu.
You've made him look far too handsome.
I'm gonna say no.
Tonight's a no, but thank you.
Thank you.
Here we go.
What? Here we go.
Ooh! # Rock the boat # Don't rock the boat, baby # Rock the boat, # Don't tip the boat over # Rock the boat! # Don't rock the boat, baby Rock the bo-o-o-o-at! Ooh, here's the next one.
Here's the next one.
No, he's going Oh, no, no, no, no! Two down, two to go! Hello.
What's your name and where are you from? I'm Richard.
I live in Bridgend in South Wales.
Do you have a day job? I do.
I'm an environment officer.
Sounds good.
I'm here cos I have a talent and I thought it was time to showcase it.
All right.
Good luck.
Thank you.
# HOT BUTTER: POPCORN Oh, I wanted to know what was next.
He was warming up.
I honestly thought you were gonna do something like Nessun Dorma.
Instead, you made those weird noises so Don't give up the day job? You said it.
Stall them, Dec.
Stall them.
What? Two seconds! No more? No, David! What's the matter with you people? Don't you know entertainment? He could turn it around with this one.
# I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien # I'm an Englishman in New York Whoa-oh, I'm alien Awwhhhh! Give him a round of applause.
What did you think? I thought it was the best papier-mache dance act we've seen tonight.
We've got to vote.
Alesha.
ErmJimbo, it's a no.
It's a no from me, Jim.
David? I'm saying yes.
ErJim, it's three no's.
Thank you very much.
Thanks, Jim.
It's good fun, though.
DAVID: That is a good act.
Oh, dear.
The next thing you know the show is just going bonkers.
Good luck.
Have fun out there.
Ooh! Who's this man? Hello.
Hi, there.
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Thank you.
I'm Andrew.
I'm from London and I'm a double act called DNA.
Hi, I'm Darren.
Hello.
And I'm the other half.
I'm Andrew.
I'm 43.
I'm Darren.
I'm 29.
We are DNA.
And we are mind readers.
We can steal people's thoughts in seconds.
It's something that is unique to Andrew and myself and there's no-one else in the world doing it.
We both have alpha male syndrome.
It's quite difficult in a double act sometimes.
We worked hard to get to this stage.
Well, I've worked hard.
You haven't so much.
We're the only act in the world doing what we do, so we're the best at what we do.
A bit arrogant.
Is that too arrogant? I think so.
I feel that we're ready to perform.
Being out there with my best mate's gonna be the best thing ever.
I appreciate that.
So Sweaty palms.
Yeah.
We are mind readers.
In fact, Andrew and I are so in tune with each other, even though we went shopping separately for today's audition, we both ended up buying the same camouflage T- shirts.
Let's show you what we do.
Amanda, I take it you have your phone on you.
Yes, I do, actually.
If you stand here for me.
Amanda, scroll through your contact list and stop on somebody at random.
OK.
Look at this person's last three digits of their phone number.
Once you've go that in your mind, lock the phone and put it on the desk.
Just say this person's name over and over again in your mind.
I really hope we get this and even though you picked this person, you had a free choice.
Is that right? Andrew? Amanda, in a loud, clear voice, what are the three numbers you're thinking of? 4-1-5.
4-1-5? That's exactly what I've got.
Thank you.
Of course, Amanda, this is a contact in your phone.
In a loud, clear voice, whose number is this? My sister, Debbie.
Debbie? That's what I've got.
Amanda, thank you so much.
Please take a seat.
Thank you.
How did you? Simon, please join us on stage.
I'm sure everyone will give you a really big hand.
Simon! Yay! Good luck, Simon! Love you, Simon! Go to this side of the stage for us.
Simon, would you hold that, please? We're going to go on an imaginary journey in your mind.
Oh, don't! Oh, God, don't go there! Don't go there! I'd like you to imagine that you're standing outside a house.
You look at the door and you see a number on the door.
Any number you like.
Please write it down.
Just try to say that number over and over again in your mind.
You now go into this imaginary house and you go into a living room.
You look at the wall of the living room and you see a colour painted on the walls.
Please write it down.
Just imagine that colour all around us now.
You're focused on it, right? And you could have had any colour.
You now go into the kitchen.
You look over at the wall and you see a celebrity calendar.
It could be anyone you like, Simon.
Although you picked this person, that was a free choice.
You know that, right? Even though you picked this person, you had a choice of thousands.
Andrew? I- I am getting something Simon was asked to imagine he was standing in front of a house.
He imagined a door and a number.
Simon, you then walked into the house.
You looked at a room that was in a single colour.
Then you were asked to think of a celebrity.
Anyone in the world.
Simon, I believe you're thinking 717, you're thinking of the colour turquoise, you're thinking of Sir Roger Moore.
May I? Ladies and gentlemen, exactly the number 717, he thought of turquoise, you chose Roger Moore.
Simon, thank you so much.
How did they do that? Thank you so much.
Many of you may be wondering how we read minds.
What you should be wondering is how we started off this performance wearing camouflage T-shirts .
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and ended up wearing black.
We are DNA.
Thank you.
# How do you like me now? # How do you like me now? They're good! Is everyone OK? Well, you know what - we're all really spooked out.
Yes.
It was incredible.
They did actually read each other's minds.
I don't know how you do that.
It's creepy, but good.
I love it.
So, it's a yes from me.
Without a doubt, it's a yes from me.
I can't wait to watch this back on TV, and figure out the T-shirt.
It's a yes.
Thank you.
I just fast-forward to my bit, so I probably won't see that.
Of course I'm gonna say yes! That's four yeses, guys! # How do you like me now? How do you like me now? That was brilliant! How did they do it? Have you downloaded the brand-new Britain's Got Talent app? It's all-singing, all-dancing and all things, well, BGT.
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Download for free on your tablet or smartphone now! It's a really strange feeling, though, isn't it, to be here? It'll be just wonderful to get out on stage and do what we're gonna do.
Good luck.
Enjoy.
Hello! Hello, Simon.
How are you? Excited and slightly nervous.
Nothing to be nervous about.
Tell me who you are, please.
We are the Missing People Choir, and that's made up of a number of people who have children and other loved ones who have been missing.
In my case, my son's been missing since 1988.
What? Oh, God, how do you live with that? When my son Lee went missing, he was 15.
He'd now be 41.
I just want to find him.
But we're not the only ones going through this.
We're all in this together and we can all stand by each other.
My son Quentin went missing when he was 18.
He just walked away from the family home one afternoon after school and was never seen again.
My son Charles went missing when he was 20 years old.
He was backpacking 27 years ago.
There isn't a minute when your mind is free from the pain and heartache.
Having the support of each other makes us stronger.
Sitting here together makes us stronger.
And singing together makes us super strong.
It's inspirational.
It's good for the soul.
To get a big audience like this is such a fabulous opportunity to get our message across.
Hopefully, some of the youngsters who have gone missing, their photographs will be shown on the screen behind us, and maybe somebody will come forward and tell us what's happened to them.
# This could be the end of everything It only takes one person to recognise a face.
We all have to live in hope.
If there's no hope, what will we have to live for? There'd be nothing.
We all have a common goal - to find our missing loved ones and bring them home, where they belong.
Somewhere only we know Are you all in the same boat here? Are all of the choir members in a similar Quite a few of the choir have got missing family.
Other members of the choir are either workers with the charity or supporters of the charity.
What a brilliant idea.
Good luck.
# In my dreams # I see your face # Walk with you # Hold you safe # Close my eyes # I think of you # Until the day # I see you again # Maybe tomorrow I'll wake up # To find you # I miss you Bloody hell # Calling # Calling # Searching # Searching # Searching # Calling # In my dreams # I see your face # Walk with you # Hold you safe # Close my eyes # I think of you # Until the day # I see you again # I never thought I'd be without you # I always thought you'd be here safe with me # Maybe tomorrow I'll wake up to find you I miss you Oh, my gosh.
Oh # We'll rise up # High like the waves we'll rise up # In spite of the ache, we'll rise up # And we'll do it a thousand times again For you I thought that was an extraordinary song and it must echo how many of you feel.
But I'm glad you've all got each other and I'm glad that you've turned such a dreadful thing into something so massively positive, which hopefully will help other people who've got family members who are lost I thought it was a really gorgeous audition and you did yourselves proud.
Thank you very much.
I have so much admiration for you.
This is really serious stuff, and you sang that song beautifully.
I was so touched.
I can't imagine how you got through it.
It was so emotional for us watching it.
It was beautifully done.
Well done.
Er, look, guys, first of all, I have to pay you absolute respect for what you've just done.
Sometimes I think awareness is as important as anything else.
So, it's incredible.
OK.
David.
I'm gonna kick this off with a yes.
Alesha? It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
Four yeses, congratulations.
# We'll rise up in spite of the ache # We'll rise up And we'll do it a thousand times again Well done.
Well done.
That was beautiful.
I think we all enjoyed singing that and giving our best and getting all that emotion out to the audience.
And, hopefully, we'll get some results from that.
Let's hope so.
# I'll rise up, rise like the day # I'll rise up A thousand times again # FRANK WILSON: Do I Love You # I lay my heart down at your feet # Do I love you? Here we go.
Sit.
Sit.
Paw.
Good boy.
Other paw.
Good boy.
High five.
Good boy.
David, any tricks? He does do tricks, actually.
Go on, Bertie.
So good.
Paw.
Right, Squiddly, on the furniture.
Where is she? Thank you.
Eat the treat.
Eat the treat? Yes.
That's not a trick.
Yes, it is.
The winner The winner Of Pup Idol No, Dog Factor.
Is Is There's not one of them, there's two of them, Squiddly and Diddly.
Hello, welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Hello.
I'm Mahny.
This is Robbie.
I'm 43, Robbie is four and a half.
And we do "doga".
Doga is human yoga and it incorporates a dog.
It's come very natural so it's an untrained thing.
O- mmmm 'It's real.
It's not forced.
' It's mutual and symbiotic and organic.
We want the whole world to see this act, and if we can meet the Queen and show her how to do this act at home with her corgi I'll be more than happy.
It's all yours.
Now? Yeah, have fun.
Hello.
Hi.
Who are you? I'm Mahny.
And this is Robbie.
And what make is Robbie? He's a Maltese terrier.
Why have you entered this show? What are you gonna do? Doga.
I teach doga.
Doga? What's that? Doga is yoga for you and your dog.
Wicked.
Oh.
You've got to watch the act.
That's a good boy.
Watch the act.
I've got to see this.
Right, OK.
Wow.
Breathe deeply.
In and out through your nose.
Connect with your dog.
And bow.
Place your dog on the top of your thighs.
I can't place my dog on my thighs.
Seen the size of him? And rise up.
Into boat.
Your dog is the sailor.
And you are the vessel.
We're gonna finish in hot dog.
Place your dog on the top of your thighs.
What do you think? Rise up.
What do you think of that? And squeeze.
Thank you very much.
Look how relaxed he is.
Oh, Robbie.
Did you like that? They're good.
That's Ant's dog.
Come on.
I think he wants to say hello.
Hello.
Hello.
They've all got their dogs as well.
Come up on stage.
Are they here? Come on, let's do doga.
Hello.
Oh, my God! You've got to take your shoes off.
And your socks.
Did he wee? He's weeing now.
I'm not Er Is that your dog? Yeah.
I think I'll let the little dogs carry on and we'll go back to the side of the stage.
Wellthat's what you thought of the act, huh? OK, let's do the upper paw pose.
All of them rise up.
Extend.
Extend Extend, now, ready, gently fold forward in loose dog position.
Just gently fold forward.
Hold your dog, support your dog.
And relax.
There you go.
Very nice.
Breathe.
Don't forget to breathe.
And bring him back into the centre.
Well done, everybody.
I think that's enough doga for one day.
No! Oh, my God.
He's peed on your shoes! He's peed on your shoes.
Robbie, that was so unyoga'd.
There is literally wee everywhere.
I think someone needs to get a mop.
Whose dog was it? Agh! Daddy will carry you.
As you can see, we all love our dogs on this show.
And that was fantastic.
Whether it's an act or not, I'm not sure.
Let's vote.
It's a no from me.
It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
What do you think? Did you enjoy it? Yes, I did.
OK, you've got three yeses.
Well done.
Yay! Right, Bertie, you're gonna go now.
Next time, make it Simon's shoes, OK? How do you follow that? You don't know what's coming, right? Oh, my God! Hello.
Hello.
Who are you? My name is Niels Harder.
Niels.
Yes, baby.
Ooh.
Where are you from, Niels? I'm from Amsterdam.
Why Britain's Got Talent? I think it's the biggest talent show in the world.
That's right! Ha-ha, grr, little tiger.
OK.
Do you have a love in your life? You.
# Does he wash up? He never washes up # Does he clean up? # He never cleans up # He does nothing, the boy does nothing I'm Niels Harder, I'm 26 years old.
I'm from Amsterdam and I'm a magician.
I am here to make the British audience and the judges to go cra-zee! Hey! Sa! I got my first magic box when I was eight from my parents and I directly fell in love.
I think I'm different because of the new style of magic.
My personality, the energy, the craziness.
Rahr! Sa! Britain's Got Talent, watch out.
Good luck, Niels.
Here we go.
Britain, are you ready? # You better play that sax! # FLEUR EAST: Sax Empty.
Yeah, Simon.
Yeah! # Hold tight, lean back # Play one on one with that sax Yes! I want more craziness! OK, clap your hands.
Can you check this rope for me? Check the rope.
Hey! It's normal? Normal.
Normal.
Magic.
This is magic! Come on! And you, baby.
# BEYONCE: Crazy In Love Hey! Stop! OK, and now I need one of you, Ant or Dec.
He'll do it.
There was no way I was going on there with him.
I bring today the guillotine of death! What? No, no, no.
A guillotine? Sharp.
Sharp! Sharp.
Bye.
Bye.
Sharp knife.
# Niels, Niels, Niels On your knees, please.
With your face on this.
# It gets better, Niels goes hotter and the magic gets better Really? What a way to go.
Please.
Yeah.
And this is how it ends.
Perfect.
Oh, baby.
You're doing it great.
I bring two cucumber.
Magic! And power.
Where the hell are you sticking that? Good.
Cucumber number two.
Where are you putting that? Just there? Good.
OK, good.
Britain, are you ready? Argh! Thank you very much! What the hey? Wow.
Oh, well, Niels Harder.
David.
I loved that so much.
I was so entertained.
The magic is all right but it didn't matter.
Because you were dancing around doing Beyonce and being hilarious and being sexy.
Alesha? You are mad, bonkers, crazy.
I love you.
That was brilliant.
When you've got two or three minutes to take your moment, you took every second you could on stage.
AMANDA: We're gonna vote.
David, yes or no? Well, obviously I'm gonna say yes.
Alesha? Niels the diva, it's a yes from me.
Thank you.
Simon? You've got a yes from me.
It's four yeses.
Well done.
I love you, Britain! I love you! I love you! # BEYONCE: Crazy In Love Oh, my God! Ooh! Thank you.
Well done.
You were so great.
It was all down to me, wasn't it? It was all down to me.
He would've been a perfect golden buzzer for you.
I was thinking about it.
Oh, David! I'll use you at the next one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it a dangerous act the next time? Yeah.
More dangerous.
Anger! Ha-ha! It's competition time.
Here's your chance to win a prize worth over Yes.
Courtesy of Warner Bros, to mark the upcoming cinema release of King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword So what happens now? You're quickly becoming a legend.
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one lucky winner will get to drive away in this.
A BMW X5 M Sport worth With 20" alloy wheels, sports leather seats and in your choice of colour.
And that's just the start.
You and three pals can take a step back in time to the 16th century with a five-night stay at Thornbury Castle.
Plus you'll get a champagne screening of the movie and a two-night stopover in And to top it all off, there's a massive .
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tax-free cash up for grabs.
For your chance to win this amazing prize Good luck! # ANNIE LENNOX: No More 'I Love You's' # Do-be-do-be do-do-do, ah # Do-be-do-be do-do-do Ah # Somewhere Beyond the sea BEYONCE: Crazy In Love # Oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh # Oh-oh-oh whoa-oh-oh Oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh # Stop! Whoa, yes # Wait a minute, Mr Postman Wait! Wai-i-i-it, Mr Postman # You raise me up Till I can stand on mountains # Hit me with your rhythm stick # Hit me slowly, hit me quick Hit me, hit me, hit me Hit me, baby, one more time Thank you.
Well done, Adam.
David, what did you think? The only way really to judge comedy is: was it funny? It was beautifully funny.
Thank you.
Let me be the first to tell you it's a yes.
It's a yes from me, Adam.
Thank you.
I loved it, Adam.
It's a yes.
Thank you.
It's really, really clever.
Adam, you've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you.
# Don't you forget about me When you walk away That was fun.
So fun.
That was really nice.
That's nearly one of my favourite acts today.
Who's next? Feeling good? Nervous.
Are you? Really nervous.
# LILY ALLEN: Ldn My name is Sarah Ikumu and I'm 15 years old.
I'm in year 11, so I'm studying for my GCSEs.
I live with my mum and dad.
My mum's a carer.
My dad's an HGV driver.
This is Britain's Got Talent.
People who come here, they've got talent.
You have talent.
OK, feel it.
Spare beat.
Come on out.
Very best of luck.
Got to keep positive and I'm hoping for the best.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
How are you? I'm good.
You? What's your name? Sarah Ikumu.
OK, Sarah.
Where are you from? Milton Keynes.
OK.
And how old are you, Sarah? I'm 15.
Wow.
OK.
Tell me the song you think Come on.
Pick a good one.
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is the right one for you and why you've chosen it.
I think And I'm Telling You is the best song for me .
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because it shows my vocal ability the best.
One of the biggest songs in the world.
Yes.
And you want to take that one on? Let's do it.
# And I am telling you # I'm not going # You're the best man # I'll ever know # There's no way I can ever go # No, no, no, no way # No, no, no # No way I'm living without you # Yes, I'm not living without you # I don't wanna be free # I'm staying, I'm staying # And you, and you # You're gonna love m-e-e-e-e-e-e # Oh, whoa-whoa-oh # You're gonna love me # And I am telling you # I'm not going away # Even though the rough times are showing # There's just no way # There's no way # We're part of the same place # We're part of the same time # We both share the same blood # We both have the same mind # And time to time # We've had so much to share # No, no, no, no, no way # I'm not a-waking up tomorrow morning # And finding that there's nobody there # Darling, there's no way # No, no, no, no way # I'm living without you Wow! # I'm not living without you # There's just no way # There's no way # Please don't go # Away from me # Stay with me, stay with me # Stay, stay and hold me, aah # Stay, stay and hold me # Woo-hoo # Please stay and hold me, Mr Man # Try, mister # Try, mister, I know # I know, I know you ca-a-a-a-n # Tear down the mountains # Yell, scream and shout # You can say what you want, but I ain't walking out # Stop all the rivers # Push, strike and kill # I'm not gonna leave you # There's no way # I will # And I am # Telling you # I'm not going Good girl! # You're the best man # I'll ever know # But there's no way I can ever, ever go # No, no, no, no way # No, no, no, no way I'm living without you # I'm not living without you # Not living without you # I don't want to be free # I'm staying, I'm staying # And you, and you, and you # You're gonna love me # Oh-oh-oh-oh # Yes, you're gonna love me # Yes # Yes # Oooooh! # Love # Love me, love me # Lo-o-o-o-o-o Yeah! #.
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o-o-o-o-o-ove # You're gonna # Lo-o-o-o-o-ove Me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e! # DIANA ROSS & THE SUPREMES: Ain't No Mountain High Enough Go on! Thank you.
# Ain't no mountain high enough # Ain't no valley low enough Yeah! # Ain't no river wide enough # To keep me from you # Ain't no mountain high enough # Nothing can keep me, keep me from you # Ain't no mountain high enough # Ain't no valley low enough # Ain't no river wide enough # To keep me from you # Oh-oh-oh-oh! Ooh Come here.
Oh, wow! Look, Sarah, I've heard this song a lot.
It started off really well.
I thought, 'Yeah, this girl's great.
' And then it's like you became possessed halfway through.
It was quite incredible.
And for someone of your age, to stand on this stage with all the nerves and all the pressure, to absolutely not just nail the song, you made it your song.
Thank you.
That's what you wanna hear.
I'm absolutely thrilled that you got a Golden Buzzer.
I mean, it was mind-blowing.
I couldn't believe that you're only 15.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
You are not allowed to have that much talent at your age It's insane and I didn't press that Golden Buzzer because I wanted Simon to press that Golden Buzzer.
Cos I want you to go far and I think Simon can help you, because you are a superstar.
Thank you so much.
Yes! David? Yeah, it was all right.
OK, it was fantastic, Sarah.
Well done.
Thank you so much.
Most importantly, enjoy this.
I'm thrilled for you and your family.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
# SIGMA & RITA ORA: Coming Home # Oh, yeah, yes # I'm coming home # Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Thank you.
# And all of this time # I've been living it up # And all I've got left Is rubble and dust Oh, well done! You've really been an amazing audience.
Thank you very much.
Simon Cowell's Golden Buzzer act.
How do you feel about that? That's a dream come true.
Is it? He was the one.
Yes.
There we are.
Switch over now to ITV2 for What a treat.
People of Britain, here is our campaign promise.
In these turbulent times, we promise to put a smile on your face and a spring in your step.
You sound very masterful.
In 2017, this glorious nation needs entertainment.
And for that, we require your help.
Now, you might have been keeping your talent hidden for years.
Some people have kept it hidden for 25 years! Sorry? Nothing.
You might be an incredible dancer, an amazing comedian or a Cocker Spaniel who can bark the National Anthem.
But no matter who you are or where you're from, there is one thing that we all love.
Me.
No, no, no.
The one thing we all love is TALENT.
Isn't that right? Yes! You, me, him, them, EVERYBODY! # I need you, you and you # I need Every single one of you .
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will be competing for the prize of a lifetime - a place on the bill of the coveted Royal Variety Performance.
Throughout this campaign, we shall ask that one important question.
Has Britain got talent? CROWD: Yes, we have! Bring it on! # Everybody needs somebody Well, let's get this show on the road, then! # BIG-BAND FINALE This is it, Frank.
Britain's Got Talent.
It's your big day.
Let's go and smash it.
Oh, my gosh! Britain's Got Talent! # Go! Go, Johnny, go Hello, and welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
How long have you all been singing together? Since we were really little.
We're not late, are we? Oh, no, I think we're right on time.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Where are we off to? Can we go to the Palladium, please? Thank you very much.
We're back.
Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Are we excited, guys? I'm excited, yeah.
It's the first of the auditions.
Hurray! So here we go in London.
We've got the red carpet.
So excited.
Come on, guys.
Glad to be here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
They're fighting already! Mr Simon Cowell! Hello, guys.
# Jump # For my love # Jump in # And feel my touch Jump for my love Can you just imagine if we won? We could be singing on the Royal Variety Show.
Imagine that.
A quarter of a million pounds.
Hey, now, then.
I'd get a racehorse.
Hair transplant.
Look at it.
Buy sweeties! # For my love, jump in Oh, my God, Ant and Dec are like the funniest people ever.
They got an OBE this year.
Did they? They used to be in Byker Grove.
What was Prince Charles like? You mean when he gave us these? Oh, these? Oh, these? Where did you get those? Very nice.
Ooh! Yes! OBE earrings.
You know what? I'm honestly more pleased that you got something rather than me.
Shut up! He couldn't even finish the sentence! London, please welcome the biggest stars in British television.
Do they mean me? Ant and Dec! Ohh! Hello, London! It's David Walliams, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Simon Cowell, and here they come! There is a golden buzzer in the middle of the desk here.
If the judges really like an act, they can hit that golden buzzer.
That act then goes straight through to the live semi-finals.
All right, then, here we go.
It's Britain's Got Talent 2017.
Enjoy.
Right, I'm looking at THIS fella.
Hello, there.
Hi.
How are you? Good.
Fancy going on stage? Eryes.
Great.
What's your name? Ned.
Come on, Ned.
Come on, Ned.
Let's get you on.
Onto the star, and give it your best shot.
Good luck, Ned.
Good luck, Ned.
AUDIENCE: Ooh! Oh, look! Oh, little man.
Is that you, Dec? Please, sir, tell us your name.
I'm Ned.
How old are you, Ned? I'm eight.
AUDIENCE: Aww! Where are you from? Maidstone.
Aw! Who's here with you today? Well, I'm with my mum, my dad, my step-mum, my sister, my other sister and my brother.
Fantastic.
Do you perform for friends and family? Do you get up in school and do shows? Yeah.
I think it was probably about two years ago that I started and I practised on my dad and mum with hairbrushes as microphones.
My whole school knows that I'm on Britain's Got Talent today.
And when I told my friends, they all went If I got through, I'd be like, 'Yes!' forever.
It's like a smiley face times a million.
The stage is yours, sir.
Good luck.
Oh, I love him already.
Come on, Ned.
Why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain's Got Talent? Amanda Holden's been on it for years.
Aw! # I wanna start a fight Savage! It was really fun meeting Ant and Dec backstage, but I'm never quite sure which one's supposed to be the funny one.
He's killing us all.
Alesha Oh, no! Al-esha laughing Oh, no! At least you're not dancing! That was good.
Simon Go on, son! .
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reminds me a lot of my dad.
He's a cross-dresser.
He gets especially cross when he can't find his socks.
I was really worried for David Walliams when he swam in the River Thames for charity because of all that garbage going in his mouth.
But since I've been watching BGT, I'm relieved it's all coming out again.
Well done, Ned.
Ned, I loved the way that you took the mickey out of us.
It was really quite savage.
Erm I loved you the minute you walked out on stage.
Hilarious.
Well done.
Thank you.
I think the way you delivered those jokes, your timing, was brilliant.
Ned, you look sort of nice and sweet.
But you're very cheeky, and that's why I like you, Ned.
I'd like to kick this off with a bigfatyes.
It's a woof from me! Ned, I would love to hear you again.
It's a yes from me.
Yes! Come back and destroy us all for good next time.
Well done.
You've got four yeses, Ned.
Yes! # Why does it feel so good, but hurt so bad? Troublemaker He's funny.
Now, then, do I hug your or what? I'm not quite sure.
Yes, we do! He looks so sweet and innocent.
I know! Did you enjoy it out there? Yeah.
Did you? It's Britain's Got Talent, we're back.
Here we go! # Nothing I can see but you # When you dance dance dance Can't stop the feeling Are you an actual policeman? I am.
Are you, genuinely? Genuinely.
It's a yes from me! So what's your name? Hi.
I'm Dan Graham.
And what do you do for a living? I'm a policeman.
You are? I'm based at Kingston Police, which is part of the Met.
Good luck.
Oh, he's off! # I say y'all having a good time out there Ha-ha-ha! # I say y'all having a good time out there Oh, PC Dan, you are a brilliant entertainer, and the audience loved you.
And I like you too.
Well done.
I just want to let everyone know that there's a human behind the uniform.
We all like to have fun.
I think that was smart.
It was wonderful to see you dance in the uniform.
Don't be afraid to take it off.
Thank you very much, David Now the important part.
Alesha? It's a yes from me.
Amanda? Yes from me.
David? Ooh, yes! PC Dan, you've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
Forgot to give him his hat back.
Dan! Woo-hoo! # Don't stop the music Are they going to dance? Erm, who are you? Erm, where are you from? Barking.
Ha-ha-ha! Do you think the Royal Family would like what you're going to do for us? Good luck.
# Tonight Wicked! # I just want to take you higher # Throw your hands up in the sky # Let's set this party off right # Players, put your pinkie rings up to the moon # Girls, what y'all trying to do? # 24 karat magic in the air # Head to toe so player # Look out! # Pop, pop, it's show time # Show time # Show time # Show time # Guess who's back again # Oh, they don't know? # Go on, tell 'em # I bet they know as soon as we walk in # Wearing Cuban links # Yeah! # Designer minks # Yeah! # Finest shoes # Whoop, whoop! # Don't look too hard, might hurt yourself # Put your pinkie rings up to the moon # Girls, what y'all trying to do? Now, watch me break it down like new They were awesome! I absolutely love you guys.
That was so exciting.
That was brilliant.
I just think you've captured what Britain's Got Talent's all about.
David? Yes! Alesha? A massive yes from me, guys.
It's a yes from me.
You've got four yeses.
# Nothing I can see but you # When you dance, dance, dance Good vibes today in London.
Let's get you on, then.
I don't want to go.
You've got to go.
100% right now? Yes, right now.
Am I going on? Onto the star.
Have fun.
Enjoy.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
And who are you? I'm Jess Robinson.
I am 33.
I'm from North London.
And what do you do as a day job? So I'm trying to be a full-time performer, but during the week I work with kids that have special needs.
Great.
Tell me why you decided to enter Britain's Got Talent.
I've wanted to enter for a few years now, but I've always chickened out.
But But quite a lot has changed for me in the last year.
So, give it a go.
What's happened? Oh, fun things like moving house, getting divorced, you know, good things! Exciting, fun things.
What's the act you're going to do today? I'm going to be doing some impressions.
Oh, yes! Er.
OK, well, good luck.
I'm so nervous it's stupid! Deep breath.
Deep breath.
Oh.
I hope nerves don't get the better of her.
I hope she's good.
# Goldfinger # He's the man, the man with the Midas touch A spider's touch # The hills are alive with the sound of music # With songs they have sung She's good.
For a thousand years # I'm not a girl # Ay-ay-ay-ya # Not yet a woman # Ay-ay-ay-ya Oh-oh Simon, Mrs O has a fabulous new game for you.
It's called Snog, Marry, Kill.
You have to choose between me, Katherine Jenkins # O mio babbino caro Mi piace, e bello Wow! .
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or your BFF.
# We've gotta fight, fight, fight for this love We've gotta fight, fight Well, yous wouldn't recognise my voice if I sang.
# Life is a cabaret, old chum You know it is.
# And I love A cabare-e-e-e-et! Wow! We like her.
Look at that! Oh, thank you.
What is there not to love about you? That was fantastic.
Really witty act.
We all loved you.
Yeah, we do.
Alesha.
Jess, this is one of the rare moments that we sit back, relax and enjoy the show.
Oh, thank you.
That was a stunning audition.
Well done.
Thank you so much.
Honestly, Jess, that was amazing.
You're a really, really talented girl.
I have to tell you, Jess, it is so hard to do what you've just done.
The way that you combined the songs was great.
You've conquered the nerves.
Gone through the divorce.
Well done.
David.
I'm gonna say yes.
I'm gonna say yes.
Thank you.
It's a yes .
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from me! OK, Jess.
You know where this is going.
Get ready, it's four yeses.
# Hey, look at me now I'm all the way up, I swear you'll never bring me down Yes! She's great.
I love her.
I've never know anything like that before.
Want to do it again? Not right now.
Not right now.
It's an amazing theatre.
It's a beautiful theatre.
It's the home of ALL:.
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variety.
# I got faith in you, baby Absolutely fabulous.
Isn't it great? It's like us! # And you've been such-a, such-a good friend to me I'm ready to do it.
With who? BOTH: Britain's Got Talent.
# Hallelujah, I got faith Best of luck, Jim.
Thank you.
Enjoy it.
# In you, baby # Baby, I got faith in you now I got faith And what's your name? Jim The Dancer.
Do you have a day job, or is this what you do full-time? This is a hobby and I do painting and decorating during the week.
OK.
We're intrigued so take it away.
By the way, I've got four acts all in one.
Is that OK? Whatever you wanna do.
This is your three minutes to change your life.
OK.
Hit it! # What's new pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa # What's new pussycat? Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa # Pussycat, pussycat, I've got flowers # And lots of hours To spend with you Reel him in.
Reel him in.
Well done, Jim.
So that was the first act, cos he's got four acts.
Brilliant, I can't wait It's very hot in here, Jim, innit? How long? It's worth waiting for.
I've just got a night bus to get.
Hello.
Hiya.
Hello.
Who are you? We are Strokes Of Madness.
Obviously, you're twins.
Yes.
Yes.
And how did you meet? Right.
Best of luck.
# BONNIE TYLER: Holding Out For A Hero # Oohhhhhh! # Yaaahh! # Where have all the good men gone? # And where are all the gods? # Late at night I toss and I turn # And I dream of what I need # I need a hero # I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night # He's gotta be strong # And he's gotta be fast # And he's gotta be larger than life Larger than life Look, apart from the end, which was sensational, it was the dancing with the mad faces.
I mean, it was, like, crazy.
And my nose is too big.
It looks like Gerard Depardieu.
You've made him look far too handsome.
I'm gonna say no.
Tonight's a no, but thank you.
Thank you.
Here we go.
What? Here we go.
Ooh! # Rock the boat # Don't rock the boat, baby # Rock the boat, # Don't tip the boat over # Rock the boat! # Don't rock the boat, baby Rock the bo-o-o-o-at! Ooh, here's the next one.
Here's the next one.
No, he's going Oh, no, no, no, no! Two down, two to go! Hello.
What's your name and where are you from? I'm Richard.
I live in Bridgend in South Wales.
Do you have a day job? I do.
I'm an environment officer.
Sounds good.
I'm here cos I have a talent and I thought it was time to showcase it.
All right.
Good luck.
Thank you.
# HOT BUTTER: POPCORN Oh, I wanted to know what was next.
He was warming up.
I honestly thought you were gonna do something like Nessun Dorma.
Instead, you made those weird noises so Don't give up the day job? You said it.
Stall them, Dec.
Stall them.
What? Two seconds! No more? No, David! What's the matter with you people? Don't you know entertainment? He could turn it around with this one.
# I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien # I'm an Englishman in New York Whoa-oh, I'm alien Awwhhhh! Give him a round of applause.
What did you think? I thought it was the best papier-mache dance act we've seen tonight.
We've got to vote.
Alesha.
ErmJimbo, it's a no.
It's a no from me, Jim.
David? I'm saying yes.
ErJim, it's three no's.
Thank you very much.
Thanks, Jim.
It's good fun, though.
DAVID: That is a good act.
Oh, dear.
The next thing you know the show is just going bonkers.
Good luck.
Have fun out there.
Ooh! Who's this man? Hello.
Hi, there.
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Thank you.
I'm Andrew.
I'm from London and I'm a double act called DNA.
Hi, I'm Darren.
Hello.
And I'm the other half.
I'm Andrew.
I'm 43.
I'm Darren.
I'm 29.
We are DNA.
And we are mind readers.
We can steal people's thoughts in seconds.
It's something that is unique to Andrew and myself and there's no-one else in the world doing it.
We both have alpha male syndrome.
It's quite difficult in a double act sometimes.
We worked hard to get to this stage.
Well, I've worked hard.
You haven't so much.
We're the only act in the world doing what we do, so we're the best at what we do.
A bit arrogant.
Is that too arrogant? I think so.
I feel that we're ready to perform.
Being out there with my best mate's gonna be the best thing ever.
I appreciate that.
So Sweaty palms.
Yeah.
We are mind readers.
In fact, Andrew and I are so in tune with each other, even though we went shopping separately for today's audition, we both ended up buying the same camouflage T- shirts.
Let's show you what we do.
Amanda, I take it you have your phone on you.
Yes, I do, actually.
If you stand here for me.
Amanda, scroll through your contact list and stop on somebody at random.
OK.
Look at this person's last three digits of their phone number.
Once you've go that in your mind, lock the phone and put it on the desk.
Just say this person's name over and over again in your mind.
I really hope we get this and even though you picked this person, you had a free choice.
Is that right? Andrew? Amanda, in a loud, clear voice, what are the three numbers you're thinking of? 4-1-5.
4-1-5? That's exactly what I've got.
Thank you.
Of course, Amanda, this is a contact in your phone.
In a loud, clear voice, whose number is this? My sister, Debbie.
Debbie? That's what I've got.
Amanda, thank you so much.
Please take a seat.
Thank you.
How did you? Simon, please join us on stage.
I'm sure everyone will give you a really big hand.
Simon! Yay! Good luck, Simon! Love you, Simon! Go to this side of the stage for us.
Simon, would you hold that, please? We're going to go on an imaginary journey in your mind.
Oh, don't! Oh, God, don't go there! Don't go there! I'd like you to imagine that you're standing outside a house.
You look at the door and you see a number on the door.
Any number you like.
Please write it down.
Just try to say that number over and over again in your mind.
You now go into this imaginary house and you go into a living room.
You look at the wall of the living room and you see a colour painted on the walls.
Please write it down.
Just imagine that colour all around us now.
You're focused on it, right? And you could have had any colour.
You now go into the kitchen.
You look over at the wall and you see a celebrity calendar.
It could be anyone you like, Simon.
Although you picked this person, that was a free choice.
You know that, right? Even though you picked this person, you had a choice of thousands.
Andrew? I- I am getting something Simon was asked to imagine he was standing in front of a house.
He imagined a door and a number.
Simon, you then walked into the house.
You looked at a room that was in a single colour.
Then you were asked to think of a celebrity.
Anyone in the world.
Simon, I believe you're thinking 717, you're thinking of the colour turquoise, you're thinking of Sir Roger Moore.
May I? Ladies and gentlemen, exactly the number 717, he thought of turquoise, you chose Roger Moore.
Simon, thank you so much.
How did they do that? Thank you so much.
Many of you may be wondering how we read minds.
What you should be wondering is how we started off this performance wearing camouflage T-shirts .
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and ended up wearing black.
We are DNA.
Thank you.
# How do you like me now? # How do you like me now? They're good! Is everyone OK? Well, you know what - we're all really spooked out.
Yes.
It was incredible.
They did actually read each other's minds.
I don't know how you do that.
It's creepy, but good.
I love it.
So, it's a yes from me.
Without a doubt, it's a yes from me.
I can't wait to watch this back on TV, and figure out the T-shirt.
It's a yes.
Thank you.
I just fast-forward to my bit, so I probably won't see that.
Of course I'm gonna say yes! That's four yeses, guys! # How do you like me now? How do you like me now? That was brilliant! How did they do it? Have you downloaded the brand-new Britain's Got Talent app? It's all-singing, all-dancing and all things, well, BGT.
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Hello! Hello, Simon.
How are you? Excited and slightly nervous.
Nothing to be nervous about.
Tell me who you are, please.
We are the Missing People Choir, and that's made up of a number of people who have children and other loved ones who have been missing.
In my case, my son's been missing since 1988.
What? Oh, God, how do you live with that? When my son Lee went missing, he was 15.
He'd now be 41.
I just want to find him.
But we're not the only ones going through this.
We're all in this together and we can all stand by each other.
My son Quentin went missing when he was 18.
He just walked away from the family home one afternoon after school and was never seen again.
My son Charles went missing when he was 20 years old.
He was backpacking 27 years ago.
There isn't a minute when your mind is free from the pain and heartache.
Having the support of each other makes us stronger.
Sitting here together makes us stronger.
And singing together makes us super strong.
It's inspirational.
It's good for the soul.
To get a big audience like this is such a fabulous opportunity to get our message across.
Hopefully, some of the youngsters who have gone missing, their photographs will be shown on the screen behind us, and maybe somebody will come forward and tell us what's happened to them.
# This could be the end of everything It only takes one person to recognise a face.
We all have to live in hope.
If there's no hope, what will we have to live for? There'd be nothing.
We all have a common goal - to find our missing loved ones and bring them home, where they belong.
Somewhere only we know Are you all in the same boat here? Are all of the choir members in a similar Quite a few of the choir have got missing family.
Other members of the choir are either workers with the charity or supporters of the charity.
What a brilliant idea.
Good luck.
# In my dreams # I see your face # Walk with you # Hold you safe # Close my eyes # I think of you # Until the day # I see you again # Maybe tomorrow I'll wake up # To find you # I miss you Bloody hell # Calling # Calling # Searching # Searching # Searching # Calling # In my dreams # I see your face # Walk with you # Hold you safe # Close my eyes # I think of you # Until the day # I see you again # I never thought I'd be without you # I always thought you'd be here safe with me # Maybe tomorrow I'll wake up to find you I miss you Oh, my gosh.
Oh # We'll rise up # High like the waves we'll rise up # In spite of the ache, we'll rise up # And we'll do it a thousand times again For you I thought that was an extraordinary song and it must echo how many of you feel.
But I'm glad you've all got each other and I'm glad that you've turned such a dreadful thing into something so massively positive, which hopefully will help other people who've got family members who are lost I thought it was a really gorgeous audition and you did yourselves proud.
Thank you very much.
I have so much admiration for you.
This is really serious stuff, and you sang that song beautifully.
I was so touched.
I can't imagine how you got through it.
It was so emotional for us watching it.
It was beautifully done.
Well done.
Er, look, guys, first of all, I have to pay you absolute respect for what you've just done.
Sometimes I think awareness is as important as anything else.
So, it's incredible.
OK.
David.
I'm gonna kick this off with a yes.
Alesha? It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
Four yeses, congratulations.
# We'll rise up in spite of the ache # We'll rise up And we'll do it a thousand times again Well done.
Well done.
That was beautiful.
I think we all enjoyed singing that and giving our best and getting all that emotion out to the audience.
And, hopefully, we'll get some results from that.
Let's hope so.
# I'll rise up, rise like the day # I'll rise up A thousand times again # FRANK WILSON: Do I Love You # I lay my heart down at your feet # Do I love you? Here we go.
Sit.
Sit.
Paw.
Good boy.
Other paw.
Good boy.
High five.
Good boy.
David, any tricks? He does do tricks, actually.
Go on, Bertie.
So good.
Paw.
Right, Squiddly, on the furniture.
Where is she? Thank you.
Eat the treat.
Eat the treat? Yes.
That's not a trick.
Yes, it is.
The winner The winner Of Pup Idol No, Dog Factor.
Is Is There's not one of them, there's two of them, Squiddly and Diddly.
Hello, welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Hello.
I'm Mahny.
This is Robbie.
I'm 43, Robbie is four and a half.
And we do "doga".
Doga is human yoga and it incorporates a dog.
It's come very natural so it's an untrained thing.
O- mmmm 'It's real.
It's not forced.
' It's mutual and symbiotic and organic.
We want the whole world to see this act, and if we can meet the Queen and show her how to do this act at home with her corgi I'll be more than happy.
It's all yours.
Now? Yeah, have fun.
Hello.
Hi.
Who are you? I'm Mahny.
And this is Robbie.
And what make is Robbie? He's a Maltese terrier.
Why have you entered this show? What are you gonna do? Doga.
I teach doga.
Doga? What's that? Doga is yoga for you and your dog.
Wicked.
Oh.
You've got to watch the act.
That's a good boy.
Watch the act.
I've got to see this.
Right, OK.
Wow.
Breathe deeply.
In and out through your nose.
Connect with your dog.
And bow.
Place your dog on the top of your thighs.
I can't place my dog on my thighs.
Seen the size of him? And rise up.
Into boat.
Your dog is the sailor.
And you are the vessel.
We're gonna finish in hot dog.
Place your dog on the top of your thighs.
What do you think? Rise up.
What do you think of that? And squeeze.
Thank you very much.
Look how relaxed he is.
Oh, Robbie.
Did you like that? They're good.
That's Ant's dog.
Come on.
I think he wants to say hello.
Hello.
Hello.
They've all got their dogs as well.
Come up on stage.
Are they here? Come on, let's do doga.
Hello.
Oh, my God! You've got to take your shoes off.
And your socks.
Did he wee? He's weeing now.
I'm not Er Is that your dog? Yeah.
I think I'll let the little dogs carry on and we'll go back to the side of the stage.
Wellthat's what you thought of the act, huh? OK, let's do the upper paw pose.
All of them rise up.
Extend.
Extend Extend, now, ready, gently fold forward in loose dog position.
Just gently fold forward.
Hold your dog, support your dog.
And relax.
There you go.
Very nice.
Breathe.
Don't forget to breathe.
And bring him back into the centre.
Well done, everybody.
I think that's enough doga for one day.
No! Oh, my God.
He's peed on your shoes! He's peed on your shoes.
Robbie, that was so unyoga'd.
There is literally wee everywhere.
I think someone needs to get a mop.
Whose dog was it? Agh! Daddy will carry you.
As you can see, we all love our dogs on this show.
And that was fantastic.
Whether it's an act or not, I'm not sure.
Let's vote.
It's a no from me.
It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
What do you think? Did you enjoy it? Yes, I did.
OK, you've got three yeses.
Well done.
Yay! Right, Bertie, you're gonna go now.
Next time, make it Simon's shoes, OK? How do you follow that? You don't know what's coming, right? Oh, my God! Hello.
Hello.
Who are you? My name is Niels Harder.
Niels.
Yes, baby.
Ooh.
Where are you from, Niels? I'm from Amsterdam.
Why Britain's Got Talent? I think it's the biggest talent show in the world.
That's right! Ha-ha, grr, little tiger.
OK.
Do you have a love in your life? You.
# Does he wash up? He never washes up # Does he clean up? # He never cleans up # He does nothing, the boy does nothing I'm Niels Harder, I'm 26 years old.
I'm from Amsterdam and I'm a magician.
I am here to make the British audience and the judges to go cra-zee! Hey! Sa! I got my first magic box when I was eight from my parents and I directly fell in love.
I think I'm different because of the new style of magic.
My personality, the energy, the craziness.
Rahr! Sa! Britain's Got Talent, watch out.
Good luck, Niels.
Here we go.
Britain, are you ready? # You better play that sax! # FLEUR EAST: Sax Empty.
Yeah, Simon.
Yeah! # Hold tight, lean back # Play one on one with that sax Yes! I want more craziness! OK, clap your hands.
Can you check this rope for me? Check the rope.
Hey! It's normal? Normal.
Normal.
Magic.
This is magic! Come on! And you, baby.
# BEYONCE: Crazy In Love Hey! Stop! OK, and now I need one of you, Ant or Dec.
He'll do it.
There was no way I was going on there with him.
I bring today the guillotine of death! What? No, no, no.
A guillotine? Sharp.
Sharp! Sharp.
Bye.
Bye.
Sharp knife.
# Niels, Niels, Niels On your knees, please.
With your face on this.
# It gets better, Niels goes hotter and the magic gets better Really? What a way to go.
Please.
Yeah.
And this is how it ends.
Perfect.
Oh, baby.
You're doing it great.
I bring two cucumber.
Magic! And power.
Where the hell are you sticking that? Good.
Cucumber number two.
Where are you putting that? Just there? Good.
OK, good.
Britain, are you ready? Argh! Thank you very much! What the hey? Wow.
Oh, well, Niels Harder.
David.
I loved that so much.
I was so entertained.
The magic is all right but it didn't matter.
Because you were dancing around doing Beyonce and being hilarious and being sexy.
Alesha? You are mad, bonkers, crazy.
I love you.
That was brilliant.
When you've got two or three minutes to take your moment, you took every second you could on stage.
AMANDA: We're gonna vote.
David, yes or no? Well, obviously I'm gonna say yes.
Alesha? Niels the diva, it's a yes from me.
Thank you.
Simon? You've got a yes from me.
It's four yeses.
Well done.
I love you, Britain! I love you! I love you! # BEYONCE: Crazy In Love Oh, my God! Ooh! Thank you.
Well done.
You were so great.
It was all down to me, wasn't it? It was all down to me.
He would've been a perfect golden buzzer for you.
I was thinking about it.
Oh, David! I'll use you at the next one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it a dangerous act the next time? Yeah.
More dangerous.
Anger! Ha-ha! It's competition time.
Here's your chance to win a prize worth over Yes.
Courtesy of Warner Bros, to mark the upcoming cinema release of King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword So what happens now? You're quickly becoming a legend.
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one lucky winner will get to drive away in this.
A BMW X5 M Sport worth With 20" alloy wheels, sports leather seats and in your choice of colour.
And that's just the start.
You and three pals can take a step back in time to the 16th century with a five-night stay at Thornbury Castle.
Plus you'll get a champagne screening of the movie and a two-night stopover in And to top it all off, there's a massive .
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tax-free cash up for grabs.
For your chance to win this amazing prize Good luck! # ANNIE LENNOX: No More 'I Love You's' # Do-be-do-be do-do-do, ah # Do-be-do-be do-do-do Ah # Somewhere Beyond the sea BEYONCE: Crazy In Love # Oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh # Oh-oh-oh whoa-oh-oh Oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh # Stop! Whoa, yes # Wait a minute, Mr Postman Wait! Wai-i-i-it, Mr Postman # You raise me up Till I can stand on mountains # Hit me with your rhythm stick # Hit me slowly, hit me quick Hit me, hit me, hit me Hit me, baby, one more time Thank you.
Well done, Adam.
David, what did you think? The only way really to judge comedy is: was it funny? It was beautifully funny.
Thank you.
Let me be the first to tell you it's a yes.
It's a yes from me, Adam.
Thank you.
I loved it, Adam.
It's a yes.
Thank you.
It's really, really clever.
Adam, you've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you.
# Don't you forget about me When you walk away That was fun.
So fun.
That was really nice.
That's nearly one of my favourite acts today.
Who's next? Feeling good? Nervous.
Are you? Really nervous.
# LILY ALLEN: Ldn My name is Sarah Ikumu and I'm 15 years old.
I'm in year 11, so I'm studying for my GCSEs.
I live with my mum and dad.
My mum's a carer.
My dad's an HGV driver.
This is Britain's Got Talent.
People who come here, they've got talent.
You have talent.
OK, feel it.
Spare beat.
Come on out.
Very best of luck.
Got to keep positive and I'm hoping for the best.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
How are you? I'm good.
You? What's your name? Sarah Ikumu.
OK, Sarah.
Where are you from? Milton Keynes.
OK.
And how old are you, Sarah? I'm 15.
Wow.
OK.
Tell me the song you think Come on.
Pick a good one.
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is the right one for you and why you've chosen it.
I think And I'm Telling You is the best song for me .
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because it shows my vocal ability the best.
One of the biggest songs in the world.
Yes.
And you want to take that one on? Let's do it.
# And I am telling you # I'm not going # You're the best man # I'll ever know # There's no way I can ever go # No, no, no, no way # No, no, no # No way I'm living without you # Yes, I'm not living without you # I don't wanna be free # I'm staying, I'm staying # And you, and you # You're gonna love m-e-e-e-e-e-e # Oh, whoa-whoa-oh # You're gonna love me # And I am telling you # I'm not going away # Even though the rough times are showing # There's just no way # There's no way # We're part of the same place # We're part of the same time # We both share the same blood # We both have the same mind # And time to time # We've had so much to share # No, no, no, no, no way # I'm not a-waking up tomorrow morning # And finding that there's nobody there # Darling, there's no way # No, no, no, no way # I'm living without you Wow! # I'm not living without you # There's just no way # There's no way # Please don't go # Away from me # Stay with me, stay with me # Stay, stay and hold me, aah # Stay, stay and hold me # Woo-hoo # Please stay and hold me, Mr Man # Try, mister # Try, mister, I know # I know, I know you ca-a-a-a-n # Tear down the mountains # Yell, scream and shout # You can say what you want, but I ain't walking out # Stop all the rivers # Push, strike and kill # I'm not gonna leave you # There's no way # I will # And I am # Telling you # I'm not going Good girl! # You're the best man # I'll ever know # But there's no way I can ever, ever go # No, no, no, no way # No, no, no, no way I'm living without you # I'm not living without you # Not living without you # I don't want to be free # I'm staying, I'm staying # And you, and you, and you # You're gonna love me # Oh-oh-oh-oh # Yes, you're gonna love me # Yes # Yes # Oooooh! # Love # Love me, love me # Lo-o-o-o-o-o Yeah! #.
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o-o-o-o-o-ove # You're gonna # Lo-o-o-o-o-ove Me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e! # DIANA ROSS & THE SUPREMES: Ain't No Mountain High Enough Go on! Thank you.
# Ain't no mountain high enough # Ain't no valley low enough Yeah! # Ain't no river wide enough # To keep me from you # Ain't no mountain high enough # Nothing can keep me, keep me from you # Ain't no mountain high enough # Ain't no valley low enough # Ain't no river wide enough # To keep me from you # Oh-oh-oh-oh! Ooh Come here.
Oh, wow! Look, Sarah, I've heard this song a lot.
It started off really well.
I thought, 'Yeah, this girl's great.
' And then it's like you became possessed halfway through.
It was quite incredible.
And for someone of your age, to stand on this stage with all the nerves and all the pressure, to absolutely not just nail the song, you made it your song.
Thank you.
That's what you wanna hear.
I'm absolutely thrilled that you got a Golden Buzzer.
I mean, it was mind-blowing.
I couldn't believe that you're only 15.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
You are not allowed to have that much talent at your age It's insane and I didn't press that Golden Buzzer because I wanted Simon to press that Golden Buzzer.
Cos I want you to go far and I think Simon can help you, because you are a superstar.
Thank you so much.
Yes! David? Yeah, it was all right.
OK, it was fantastic, Sarah.
Well done.
Thank you so much.
Most importantly, enjoy this.
I'm thrilled for you and your family.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
# SIGMA & RITA ORA: Coming Home # Oh, yeah, yes # I'm coming home # Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Thank you.
# And all of this time # I've been living it up # And all I've got left Is rubble and dust Oh, well done! You've really been an amazing audience.
Thank you very much.
Simon Cowell's Golden Buzzer act.
How do you feel about that? That's a dream come true.
Is it? He was the one.
Yes.
There we are.
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