Britain's Got Talent (2007) s11e02 Episode Script
Auditions 2
1 Welcome to Britain's Got Talent! The show that searches the nation not only to find a superstar, but an act fit for royalty.
And this is where it all begins.
We've had the glorious, the gobsmacking, and we've had the golden.
Incredible.
A superstar.
Why were people so excited about the talking dog on Britain's Got Talent? Amanda Holden's been on it for years.
You're very cheeky, and that's why I like you.
That was amazing.
You sang that song beautifully.
I was so touched.
It's a yes from me! But only one can be this year's winner.
And we've still got lots more in store .
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right here, on this very stage.
No way! Stop! My heart was in my mouth! Sisters are doing it for themselves.
So, with judges all ready .
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the audience all ready .
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it's time to find out BOTH:.
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if Britain's Got Talent! Britain's Got Talent, here in brilliant Blackpool! Do you think Simon will like our outfits? I think he'll love them.
Hello! Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
This is a fun start.
The gang's back together! We're in Blackpool! Everyone's favourite! And there's no David! Where IS David? Good point.
I just noticed.
So happy Britain's Got Talent came here! It's the home of UK entertainment.
It is, it is! There is no one in this town.
They're all in the theatre.
I hope so, Ant.
But this is not looking great.
Going to make the northwest proud? ALL: Yes! We're back! No.
Nothing.
Anything? Go on.
He can hardly contain himself.
Oh my goodness.
There's David! The donkey! Ha ha ha! That donkey's got its work cut out.
Why wasn't I allowed on the bus? What are you like? We have so much talent here in Blackpool, I'm just hoping some of it comes today.
So are we! Blackpool is the home of entertainment.
Definitely.
People come from all over the world for Britain's Got Talent.
That just shows what type of show it is.
Hello Blackpool! Welcome to Britain's Got Talent 2017! Baby you're a firework A one-man band! I presume you're him? Yes! You're on next! Let's get you round.
I'm so excited Thank you very much.
Have fun! I'm 55.
This is the biggest musical day in my life.
I love Britain's Got Talent, and to perform in front of royalty - wow! Good morning.
Hello! What's your name, sir? Tony Allen, they call me.
And how old are you, Tony? Do you have a day job? I do.
I'm a bus driver, ladies and gentlemen.
Are you married, Tony? No, but I've been with the same lady for 40 years.
We've got three lovely children and grandchildren now.
My two eldest boys are here somewhere.
Where are you? They've disowned you by the looks of it! Good luck, Tony.
Right.
Thank you.
# I've got a brand-new combine harvester # I'll give you the key # Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony # I've got 20 acres # I've got a brand-new combine harvester I'll give you the key I did my best.
It just wasn't my day.
I think we should just leave it at that.
Cheers, guys.
I'll have a milk chocolate Malteser.
David? Sorry, another of my books to sign.
Thanks.
Sorry, Simon.
I'd love to chat.
Did everybody get a buzzer? Not if you're good.
Are you missing me? I'm all the way over there.
No.
Thank you.
Go on.
Best of luck.
Have fun.
Look! Charley Chaplin! It would be fantastic to appear before the royal family, especially at the London Palladium.
It's always been an ambition.
Hello.
Hello.
And what's your name? Lynda McMurray.
Oh, you're a girl? An old girl.
How old are you, Linda? What do you do for a living? I've been an entertainer all my life.
Where are you from? I've lived in the Blackpool area since 1982.
Are you married? I've been married three times.
Five fiances, but I decided on the third one and stuck with him.
OK.
Good luck.
Thank you.
# Smile though your heart is aching # Smile even though it's breaking # It's not about the money, money, money # I don't need your money, money, money I wanna make the world dance Forget about the price tag It's not about the money! Guys! David, did you like Lynda? I I I did It was just disturbing You still had the moustache on.
It was absolutely hysterical, to go from Charley to acougar.
We're celebrating variety in the home of variety, and I think this does that.
OK.
David? If she keeps the moustache on, yes.
Alesha? I'm sorry, it's a no.
What? No! I'm going to say no, but nice to meet you, Lynda.
OK.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Oh dear.
Bonkers in Blackpool, isn't it? It hasn't been groundbreaking, but it's been entertaining.
What's your name? Simon Cowell.
Ha ha ha ha! Is it? It is.
Brilliant! Simon Cowell? Simon Cowell's ready for you.
Simon Cowell.
Good luck.
Ha ha! I love this.
I think it's the first time my act's been seen on Britain's Got Talent, so it'll be interesting to see how the judges take to it.
Hello.
Hi.
What's your name? It's Simon Cowell.
Really? Simon Cowell? Simon Cowell.
Is it? It is.
What do you do, Simon? Do you terrorise people as well? No, nothing as glamorous.
I work in IT.
How old are you? I'm 47.
Is what you're doing today something you've recently discovered, or something you've always done? I've been doing this a few years.
Good luck.
Thank you.
# ELGAR: Enigma Variation # ELVIS PRESLEY: Stuck on You # You can shake an apple off an apple tree # I'm gonna stick like glue # Stick, because I'm # Stuck on you I'm gonna run my fingers through your long black hair Oh, Simon! Ahlook, Simon, it wasrubbish.
I like you.
Um It works in a group! The problem was, the spoons kept falling off your face.
So it didn't really work.
I'm going to start with a no, Simon.
David? I never thought I'd say no to Simon Cowell, but I'm saying it now.
It's a no.
Thank you for coming.
OK.
Ah! Thanks, Simon.
We've definitely seen the variety.
I'd expect no less in Blackpool.
Ready? Yeah.
All yours! Good luck.
We've been dancing for nine years together.
Today we really want four yeses.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
What are your names? My name is Liu Xin.
My name is Goa Lin.
Welcome to the show.
Where are you from? We are from Beijing, China.
Are you a couple? Yeah.
Husband and wife.
Thank you so much for coming all the way from China to see us.
Thank you! Thank you! Why have you come to Britain's Got Talent? Because it is the biggest and the best in the world.
Good luck.
BOTH: Thank you.
# GABRIELLE APLIN: The Power of Love # I'm so in love with you # Make love your goal # The power of love # Cleaning my soul # I'll protect you from the hooded claw # Keep the vampires from your door # When the chips are down I'll be around # Rushing in rushing inside of me # Ooh # The power of love # The power of love No! That was extraordinary.
Simon? You made everything that was really difficult look easy.
BOTH: Thank you! It was absolutely beautiful.
That was a faultless audition.
It was so elegant.
Beautiful.
Quite simply, that was world class.
Well done.
You made it look effortless.
You're like a doll.
I could watch you both all day.
We're going to vote.
David? It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
Yes.
That's four yeses.
Congratulations.
That was amazing.
Unbelievable.
Who are you excited to see? If Simon Cowell's there, I'd be excited to see him.
Are you excited for the audition? Yeah.
I'm excited too but a tiny bit nervous.
If you win, you get like loads of money.
I'd buy the whole of Toys 'R Us.
Let's find out if Britain's Got Talent.
They're ready for you.
Off you go.
Hi! What's your name? Charley.
Nice to meet you, Charley.
Where are you from? Barnsley.
OK.
Charley, how old are you? Nine years old.
ALL: Oh! So tell us why you decided to come on Britain's Got Talent this year.
Because I think I'm really good on a scooter, and I think I should show it off.
Do you think you can win? Yeah.
The correct answer! Last question - what would you do with the 250 grand if you won? Uh Spend it on Dad! Spend it on my family.
There you go! He's a good boy.
OK.
Best of luck, Charley.
Are you more nervous now you're going on stage? Yes, a lot.
Go on, sunshine! I didn't think you could do things like that on these! He's got a standing ovation! All the judges are up! He's very cool! We've never had anyone your age doing this.
When you went off at the top, my heart was in my mouth! Well done! David? I'm going to say yes! I'm saying yes.
It's a yes from me.
Charley Dyson, you've got four yeses.
Amazing.
Brilliant! Well done! Only one audition, and they're getting her hair done already.
How do you feel about that? I'm excited to meet them.
Ah! ALL: Hello! They're right there.
Hello! ALL: Hi! You do look very cute, I have to say.
Good luck! Enjoy.
Hello, girls.
ALL: Hi! What's the name of your group? QT Crew.
What does the QT stand for? Cutie! Do you guys think you can win? ALL: Yes! What would you do with the money? We'd take a holiday.
That sounds fun.
With no mums or dads.
Have fun out there, girls.
# MILLIE: My Boy Lollipop # You make my heart go giddy-up Oh, oh, my boy lollipop No way! # I whip my hair back and forth # Don't tell me nothin' I'm just tryn'a have fun # Fun Fun Fun I was actually sitting here losing the will to live when I heard "My Boy Lollipop".
And then you fooled us.
You're like mini ninjas, all of you! We're going to take a vote.
David.
Well, obviously I'm going to say yes! Amanda? It's a yes from me.
OK.
I am going to say yes.
That's four yeses.
Well done! This is like Little Britain's Got Talent! I can't believe I'm here.
'Cue for the next act.
' Hi! Hello.
Are you well? Yeah.
Ow! You're very strong! Yeah.
Have fun.
Ah.
Another little sausage.
She's so cute.
Oh.
There's going to be something in that box.
Hello.
Hello.
What's your name? Issy Simpson.
Nice to meet you, Issy.
How old are you? Eight.
ALL: Ah! Where are you from? Blackpool.
Issy, tell us a little bit about yourself.
I'm going to be doing some magic.
My grandpa teaches me.
So your grandfather is a wizard? Yes.
Right.
I've got it.
My name is Issy Simpson.
I'm eight.
I'm going to be doing some magic.
I live in Blackpool with my brother, my mum and my dad.
I think I was born to do magic.
What do you like best about magic? What I like best is, I can make everyone gasp and go, "Wow!" When I grow up, I'd like to be Hermione Grainger from Harry Potter, because she's a wizard.
A - a witch.
I thought that was Dumbledore.
He does look like him.
The judge I want to impress is Simon, cos he's the boss.
If I get through, I will be pretty excited.
One of the best days ever.
All right! Best of luck.
Thank you.
# THEME: Harry Potter Can I come down and join you? You can.
I'm going to show you two of my favourite things, magic and reading, using my three favourite books.
My first favourite author is Colin Davies, Mathemagical.
Amanda, could you look through the book and see if each page is different? Yes, darling.
My second favourite is Enid Blyton, The Magical Faraway Tree.
Alesha, could you look through the book and see if each page is different? OK.
My third favourite is David Walliams, The Midnight Gang.
David, could you look through the book and see if each page is different? It will be a pleasure.
While studying that, Simon, could you pick up my box and put it on the floor for me, please? Where? Over there.
She's very bossy! Down here? Yes.
I can't lift it.
David, would you go and help him? I literally can't lift it! Shall we try together? Go on.
To me, to you.
To me, to you It won't lift.
Oh, wait a minute.
Could you sit back down, please? Go and sit down.
No, you as well.
"Do as you're told!" Right, I'm back.
What happened? Simon, I want to show you a card trick.
Hang on, I'm still a bit scared after that.
Give me five seconds.
OK.
As you can see, all the cards are different.
Yeah, I can.
I'm going to turn them face down, and I want you to touch the back of any card.
All right.
That one.
Thank you.
I want you to look at your card.
Remember, don't let anyone else see.
I won't.
OK.
Now, Simon, you're the boss.
I want you to pick any book, Amanda's, Alesha's or David's.
Alesha's, please.
Alesha's book has about 600 pages.
Could you name a number between 1 and 600? It's77.
Alesha, could you turn to page 77, please, and check if all the words are different? Yes, all the words are different.
Now, could you pick any word and tell us what it is? Kettle.
Kettle.
Remember, Simon, you could have picked any book, And Alesha, you could have chosen any word.
But you chose kettle.
Yes.
See this board? Before the show, I wrote a word on the board.
Watch.
No way! No way.
I've been Issy Simpson, and thank you tonight! Wow! Well done! Stop! Simon, you chose a card.
What was it? It's the four of diamonds.
OMG! How did she do that? Simon.
What is a female wizard? A witch.
Is it bad for me to call you a witch? Well, not in Harry Potter.
No, that's what I'm thinking, because this is like real-life Harry Potter.
Oh! Just amazing.
You really are.
Honestly, you're extraordinary.
You're eight years old, and you'd put a lot of big grown-up magicians to shame.
It was fantastic.
David? It was brilliant.
And your presentation was absolutely fantastic.
Absolutely incredible.
I can't underestimate how brilliant this is, for someone of your age.
Your confidence is incredible.
David? Issy-wissy-woo, it's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me, Issy.
Definitely yes from me.
Well done.
I'm going to say, yes.
Thank you! Well done! That was incredible.
Amazing.
How was it? You are seriously spooky! Good.
We could not lift the box! That was unreal! How did you do that? A magician never tells a secret.
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Who do you think is the grumpiest? Simon or your father? My father.
Eric, are you going to sit in Daddy's seat today? I think you'd be a really good judge.
I am.
Are you? Yes.
What's his job? I am Daddy's job now.
I just feel like Dad should be here.
Yeah.
I'm glad I'm here with you.
Yeah? We can do it.
Ready, David? Yeah.
Simon's replacement is here.
That's stupid.
He said, 'That's stupid.
' How are you? Good, thank you.
How are you? Father and son? That's right.
Great.
Give me a kiss.
Love you.
That was a head butt.
All yours.
Have fun out there.
Hi, guys.
And who we got here? My name's Brandon Pohlhammer and this is my dad, John.
Father and son.
John, how old are you? Uhold enough to be his dad.
Similar to you, I would say.
OK.
35.
And you? And you, Brandon? I just turned 12.
AUDIENCE: Aww! OK.
Good luck.
Thank you.
# INTRO: Me And My Shadow Aww! Oh, yes! # We're closer than pages that stickin a book # Me and my shadow # We're closer than ripples that play in a brook # We're alone but far from blue Here we go.
# He's my little shadow # Daddy And me Wow! Very good.
They loved them here.
I'm in absolute heaven.
What an amazing double act you make.
Oh, thank you very much.
Your tapping is fantastic.
Well done.
I tell you why I liked it, Brandon, because you liked it.
You and Eric could do that.
I was thinking it could be you and Eric one day.
Could just see you up there doing a little jig.
Yeah.
We're gonna vote.
David? I am, of course, going to say yes.
It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
Guysyou've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, everybody.
Thank you.
Well done! Brilliant.
Well done.
Well done, gentlemen.
Good work.
Did you like that? Did you like it? Listen, you're lovely to watch together, and go and celebrate together.
You deserve it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Not the buzzer.
It's loud.
How are you? I'm very well.
Good.
What's your name? Reuben.
Nice to meet you, Reuben.
What you gonna do for us? I'm gonna be singing one of my songs.
No more.
No more.
Oh, God.
Go on, pal.
Very best of luck out there, yeah? It's all yours.
Onto the star.
Have a chat.
Good luck.
Hi.
Hi.
What's your name? My name's Reuben Gray.
And where are you from? I'm from Guildford.
Nice to meet you, Reuben.
Nice to meet you, too.
My name's Reuben.
I'm 16.
And I'm a singer-songwriter.
I'm currently doing my GCSEs at school.
They're really hard.
I live with my mum, dad, twin sister and my little brother and my big sister.
I started playing piano when I was seven.
And then writing songs when I was ten.
My biggest fans will my dad.
He's heard the song I'm going to sing.
He says he likes it.
But that's cos he's my dad.
# I belong with you, you belong with me He's away working, so he can't be here today.
I don'tI don't feel like it's right without him being here.
He'll be rooting for you from afar.
He used to be in the army and he did multiple tours of Afghanistan and Iraq.
And now he works in the same sorts of places doing security for pipelines.
He only comes back three months of the year.
I'm really close to him.
The first thing I'm gonna do if I do well, I'm just gonna give him a call.
And who are you here with? I'm with my mum and my girlfriend.
AUDIENCE: Oooooh! And who's your biggest fan, your biggest supporter? My dad, definitely.
Is he? Yeah.
What, more than your mum? Yes, I am.
I'm your biggest fan! I didn't think he was here.
You didn't know he was here? I thought he was working.
Oh, he's gone to bits now.
He works away from home a lot and whenever I play anywhere, he'll always come.
Oh, he's surprised him.
All right, Reuben.
Well, look It's now a family occasion.
Now tell me what you're gonna sing.
I'm gonna sing my own song called Lifeline.
I wrote it about a year ago and it's about my girlfriend, who I didn't really treat right, and it's an apology, really.
Wow.
So did you dump her? Simon! I don't know.
No, she dumped me.
OK, so you got her back, and this song is to her? This song's to her.
Good luck.
Thank you very much.
What a wise soul.
# I didn't mean to bruise your heart # I'm so sorry it drove us this far apart # Drowning in a sea full of tears # I thought we could have lasted for years # And I still do # Wanna live my life with you # And so throw me # Throw me a lifeline, baby # Say that I'm really sorry # Pick up the phone # And show me # Show me you really want me # Hold me, love me, need me # I don't wanna make this time # People change and I can try # Expectations I will defy # Girl, I'm begging on my knees # Come on, come on, baby, please # So throw me # Throw me a lifeline, baby # Say that I'm really sorry # Pick up the phone # And show me # Show me you really want me # Hold me, love me, need me # Don't wanna make this time # On my Own Really good.
Very good.
They love it! All the judges on their feet.
Thank you.
SIMON: Good for you.
Thank you very much.
OK.
David? What a talented young man you are.
I mean .
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it's incredible to write such a beautiful song at your tender age, and sing it so beautifully.
And it was incredible.
ANT: Well done, pal! Reuben, I've so much admiration for you.
You're up there bearing your heart and soul, and that makes you really vulnerable.
And you've shared a piece of your life story with us.
I'm sure your dad was proud.
Well done.
That was a great audition, Reuben.
You come on and be authentic, be original, take risks.
I really, really liked the song.
You've got talent, you really have.
Thank you very much.
We're gonna vote.
David? I'm gonna say yes.
Thank you very much.
It's a yes from me, Reuben.
I really loved the song.
It's definitely yes from me.
Guess what, Reuben? You've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
Good.
# This ain't no time to be alone Awwww! Here's dad.
Congratulations, guys.
Well done.
How are you? Good, thanks.
Good.
Brilliant.
Come over here.
He's great.
He's really cool.
People are gonna remember him.
What an audition! Congratulations.
Well done, well done.
And you were a bit of a surprise.
Surprised us all.
I didn't know you were here.
I'm his number one fan.
I couldn't miss it.
The judge we'd like to impress most is Alesha, isn't it? As a dancer, she knows her stuff.
The judges are ready for you now.
Would you like to come with me? Thank you.
It has been a fun day.
Been a very fun day.
Go on, give it everything.
All yours.
Best of luck.
Hi, girls.
ALL: Hi.
And who are you? We're Just Us.
No, I said, 'Who are you?' Oh, I'm Julia.
I'm Annie.
I'm Alice.
I'm Poppy.
I'm Becky.
Now tell me the name of the group.
ALL: Just Us! Where are you all from? The Wirral.
The Wirral.
I've watched Britain's Got Talent, like, all my life and I've always, like, dreamt of being on it, so, like, sitting here, is, like, pretty amazing.
I'm shaking.
Just Us was actually made a couple of years ago.
We were all at Poppy's house.
We was dancing in the garden, and that's when we decided to make a group.
No-one's ever gonna come between our friendship, so it's Just Us.
We've been practising for weeks now, night after night, hour after hour.
We were practising in our garden for our dance and it was like midnight and Mum had to scream at us to get us in.
It was like, 'Stop dancing!' We just wanna get the dance right for each other and for ourselves and for all our family who have come to watch today.
And just everyone.
Fingers crossed, guys.
Tell me a little bit about you guys, how you met.
Well, we met at dancing, cos we've been dancing together since we were about five.
But this group came together because I've got Scoliosis so Sorry, darling, what is that? Scoliosis is like a curvature of the spine.
Right.
My one's quite rare because it's more common to have an accident and get it, but I was born with it.
So I have to have surgery soon, and after surgery, I won't be able to dance so this is my last chance, cos I've always wanted to do it.
Are you serious? Yeah.
You've got an amazing attitude.
Thank you.
You really have.
Good luck.
ALL: Thank you so much.
Oh, bless her.
# RACHEL PLATTEN: Fight Song # Like a small boat # On the ocean # Sending big waves # Into motion # Like how a single word # Can make a heart open # I might only have one match # But I can make an explosion # And all those things I didn't say # Were wrecking balls inside my brain # I will scream them loud tonight # Can you hear my voice this time? # This is my fight song # Take back my life song # Prove I'm all right song # My power's turned on # Starting right now I'll be strong # I'll play my fight song # And I don't really care if nobody else believes # Cos I've still got a lot of fight left in me # Like a small boat # On the ocean # Sending big waves # Into motion # Like how a single word # Can make a heart open # I might only have one match # But I can make an explosion # This is my fight song # Take back my life song # Prove I'm all right song # My power's turned on # Starting right now I'll be strong # I'll play my fight song # And I don't really care if nobody else believes # Cos I've still got a lot of fight left in me No, I still got a lot of fight left in me Standing ovation from the whole crowd.
And the judges.
Us.
David? That was an absolutely stunning performance.
Obviously, when you told us that story, we were all hoping and praying it would be fantastic, but it so far exceeded all our expectations.
Beautiful story about friendship, and a stunning performance.
ALL: Thank you so much.
Yeah, absolutely.
And your friendship and strength together is just fantastic.
It's lovely to watch, and it was an amazing dance routine.
Alesha? I have so much admiration for you girls right now, I can't tell you.
And just seeing how you all come together with this beautiful friendship you've got.
And when you're passionate about something, I could not imagine not being able to ever do that again.
I really couldn't.
And, you know, that's that's why we all live, for the things we love to do.
It really touched me.
So much so that I'm gonna Well picked.
Yeah, it felt right.
Of course.
Amazing.
Really, really, really clever.
He loves golden buzzers.
Loves them! I do.
He loves them! I can't help it.
I know what it means to have something that means more than anything in the world.
And I couldn't imagine if I couldn't do that ever again.
Well done, well done.
Absolutely brilliant.
Well done.
Could not be more deserved.
I think you're the kind of person who's got determination regardless of what happens.
It's not gonna stop me.
See you in the finals.
Yay-hey! Amazing.
Brilliant.
Well done.
I felt really emotional after that.
We'll see you in the live semifinals, girls.
Go and celebrate.
Well done, well done.
I can't believe it! Really happy.
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You need to make sure that you really trust each other.
I know Simon loves danger, so I've got a lot of danger in store for him.
This is gonna be probably the biggest thing I've ever done in my life.
Really? Yeah.
Is this dangerous? Very.
My name's Kieran Beattie, I'm 22, and I'm here today to be a danger performer.
The stunt I'm gonna be performing today needs to be done with complete precision.
If it's not, it could seriously hurt me or anyone else around me.
One wrong move and that's it.
It's game over.
Hello.
What's your name? My name's Kieran.
I'm 22.
I'm a marketing manager and I'm from South Wales.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Well, anyway, ladies and gentlemen, what I'm about to do for you is very, very dangerous.
Ooh, you like that, Simon.
AMANDA: Oh, dear me.
Well done.
You're through to the next round.
Kieran, was that it? Yeah.
OK.
So what was supposed to happen? Basically, it's a 10ft ladder on fire Yeah.
And then what? And it's free-balancing it.
But didn't you sort of do that? I did, yeah.
I still don't get it.
It's the best ladder-burning act we've seen today.
But I'm sorry, it's a no.
For me, the fire extinguisher bit at the end was the best bit.
This is a big moment.
This needs to be more of a polished act.
It's a no from me.
I'm sorry, it's a no.
I'm saying no.
Thank you very much.
What even was that? Got two minutes to go out there and show them what we can do.
Make sure you sparkle and smile.
We're gonna go on there and give them the best show we've ever done.
ALL: Yeah! CHANT: Make the dream! We're ready for you now.
If you'd like to come with me.
I'm very ready.
Let's do it.
Come on, come on.
It's the last one.
It's the last act.
All right! All the best.
Good luck.
Hello.
Hello.
How are you? ErmI'm good, thank you.
I've been very well looked after.
Oh, that's good.
And what's your name? My name is Jonny Awsum.
Come on, Jonny.
Be awesome.
I'm 39.
I'm from Derby, but I live in Croydon.
OK.
And are you married? Yeah, I'm married and I've got two small children.
And what do you do for a living? I'm a full-time comedian.
So tell me, Jonny, what's missing, what has been missing.
I wanted to come and play on a big stage to a theatre full of people.
I'm here and I'm very excited about doing it.
What is that break you need? I'll be totally honest, I need the chance to play to a big audience.
Yeah.
Such as Britain's Got Talent.
OK.
In the early days I was gigging, like, almost every night of the week, you know, to get good at it.
There were nights when I first did it and it didn't go well, so, you know, it can be quite tough at times.
But lovely to go back home and see the family.
I'm married, I've got two small kids.
My wife is very supportive.
She helped me believe in myself.
And she said, 'You can do this.
' And that's a pretty amazing thing to have from your other half, so I'm very lucky.
Britain's Got Talent could change everything.
The thought of getting bigger and playing a theatre, that just blows my mind.
If they like it, if it goes well, or when I hear that laugh, it'll make my day.
Maybe my year.
Maybe my life.
But the ultimate thing would be to make my kids proud of me.
I'm really hoping this is gonna go well, Jonny.
Thank you.
In fact, just before I start, are Ant and Dec still there? Can you just pop out here for one second? Sorry.
Ant, if I put you there.
Stand next to me.
There? And Dec, if you just go there.
Yeah, sure.
I know this is crazy but I just want to see if you can do something.
When I go down, guys, you stay there.
When I come back up again, I want to see if you guys can go down.
So, look, here we go.
I'm going down.
Then I'm coming back up and you're going down.
Can we get a rhythm going? Is there any rhythm? Oh, look at them go, look at them go.
Yes! I like this.
Let me just ask you one quick question.
Have you boys ever been so see a musical in the West End? Yeah, yeah.
Which one did you see? Oh, I've seen loads.
Wicked.
Wicked.
Yeah, that's a good one.
What makes me laugh, though, is # When you go and see a musical # Some guy will just start belting out a song # Start belting out a song # Apparently it's not unusual # In fact the band will start to play along # And then the music swells up # And the lights will change # This is a musical # And we're doing the dance # Thank God it's not Chicago or we'd pee in our pants # This is a musical # We're talk of the town # Our choreographer has made us bob up and down # This is a musical featuring # Ant and Dec # So boys, when you're starring in a musical, # It's important that you can sing # Whoa, whoa, whoa # But, guys, that ain't the only thing # No, no # You've gotta dress up right # For the opening night # And with the costume you'll feel like a king # Like a king # This is a musical # And we're wearing our hats # Because this is a musical, we don't look like prats # This is a musical featuring Ant and Dec Now audience, double claps, come on! Oh, look, even Simon Cowell is doing it.
That's great, that's Whoa, boys.
Oh, no! Yes! Put your arms around me.
I think we're about to be part of a chorus line.
Let's go that way.
# This is a musical # And I'm changing the key # I don't know why we did that # Now it's too high for me # We'll do whatever # Our director directs # We're all grinning like idiots # We're doing jazz hands # This is a musical featuring # Ant and Dec Yeah Loved it! Well done.
Well done.
Ohhhh! Jonny Awsum! Thank you very much.
Jonny.
You are awesome.
Everything about it was really, really polished.
The lyrics were brilliant.
And you are the most likeable guy.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Jonny, that was brilliantly inventive.
The amount of people we give two or three minutes on this show to, and you think, oh, is that it? Well, you went to town! We couldn't want for anything more.
Thank you very much.
Well, thank you.
You did a full-scale show for us.
And you featured Ant and Dec.
OBE.
It's a yes from me.
It was absolutely brilliant.
Thank you.
Jonny, it was so smart.
I think this whole kind of musical thing, singing, it really works, because it makes you stand out.
Thank you, Simon.
I like you a lot.
We're gonna vote.
David? Well, obviously I'm gonna say yes! Thank you, David.
I'm saying yes.
Thank you very much.
It's a yes from me.
Thank you.
Jonny Awsum .
.
you deserve, and you got four yeses.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, guys.
OhmyGod.
We did it! We did it, Jonny! We're gonna tour.
Next stop America! What a treat! What a treat! Awesome, Jonny Awsum.
Thank you so much for doing it.
What we doing next time? Are we in? Leave it with me, boys.
I've got plenty of ideas.
It was the best ending to a show ever.
Good night, guys.
Right, let's find out if Britain's got talent.
My heart was in my mouth.
You don't want this to go too mad.
I'll follow Go on, guys, let's see ya! It's really good! Hello.
It's a yes from me! I'm gonna give you a little treat.
Take a picture.
My God! Aaagh! # You're unbelievable # That, actually, has just happened.
And this is where it all begins.
We've had the glorious, the gobsmacking, and we've had the golden.
Incredible.
A superstar.
Why were people so excited about the talking dog on Britain's Got Talent? Amanda Holden's been on it for years.
You're very cheeky, and that's why I like you.
That was amazing.
You sang that song beautifully.
I was so touched.
It's a yes from me! But only one can be this year's winner.
And we've still got lots more in store .
.
right here, on this very stage.
No way! Stop! My heart was in my mouth! Sisters are doing it for themselves.
So, with judges all ready .
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the audience all ready .
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it's time to find out BOTH:.
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if Britain's Got Talent! Britain's Got Talent, here in brilliant Blackpool! Do you think Simon will like our outfits? I think he'll love them.
Hello! Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
This is a fun start.
The gang's back together! We're in Blackpool! Everyone's favourite! And there's no David! Where IS David? Good point.
I just noticed.
So happy Britain's Got Talent came here! It's the home of UK entertainment.
It is, it is! There is no one in this town.
They're all in the theatre.
I hope so, Ant.
But this is not looking great.
Going to make the northwest proud? ALL: Yes! We're back! No.
Nothing.
Anything? Go on.
He can hardly contain himself.
Oh my goodness.
There's David! The donkey! Ha ha ha! That donkey's got its work cut out.
Why wasn't I allowed on the bus? What are you like? We have so much talent here in Blackpool, I'm just hoping some of it comes today.
So are we! Blackpool is the home of entertainment.
Definitely.
People come from all over the world for Britain's Got Talent.
That just shows what type of show it is.
Hello Blackpool! Welcome to Britain's Got Talent 2017! Baby you're a firework A one-man band! I presume you're him? Yes! You're on next! Let's get you round.
I'm so excited Thank you very much.
Have fun! I'm 55.
This is the biggest musical day in my life.
I love Britain's Got Talent, and to perform in front of royalty - wow! Good morning.
Hello! What's your name, sir? Tony Allen, they call me.
And how old are you, Tony? Do you have a day job? I do.
I'm a bus driver, ladies and gentlemen.
Are you married, Tony? No, but I've been with the same lady for 40 years.
We've got three lovely children and grandchildren now.
My two eldest boys are here somewhere.
Where are you? They've disowned you by the looks of it! Good luck, Tony.
Right.
Thank you.
# I've got a brand-new combine harvester # I'll give you the key # Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony # I've got 20 acres # I've got a brand-new combine harvester I'll give you the key I did my best.
It just wasn't my day.
I think we should just leave it at that.
Cheers, guys.
I'll have a milk chocolate Malteser.
David? Sorry, another of my books to sign.
Thanks.
Sorry, Simon.
I'd love to chat.
Did everybody get a buzzer? Not if you're good.
Are you missing me? I'm all the way over there.
No.
Thank you.
Go on.
Best of luck.
Have fun.
Look! Charley Chaplin! It would be fantastic to appear before the royal family, especially at the London Palladium.
It's always been an ambition.
Hello.
Hello.
And what's your name? Lynda McMurray.
Oh, you're a girl? An old girl.
How old are you, Linda? What do you do for a living? I've been an entertainer all my life.
Where are you from? I've lived in the Blackpool area since 1982.
Are you married? I've been married three times.
Five fiances, but I decided on the third one and stuck with him.
OK.
Good luck.
Thank you.
# Smile though your heart is aching # Smile even though it's breaking # It's not about the money, money, money # I don't need your money, money, money I wanna make the world dance Forget about the price tag It's not about the money! Guys! David, did you like Lynda? I I I did It was just disturbing You still had the moustache on.
It was absolutely hysterical, to go from Charley to acougar.
We're celebrating variety in the home of variety, and I think this does that.
OK.
David? If she keeps the moustache on, yes.
Alesha? I'm sorry, it's a no.
What? No! I'm going to say no, but nice to meet you, Lynda.
OK.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Oh dear.
Bonkers in Blackpool, isn't it? It hasn't been groundbreaking, but it's been entertaining.
What's your name? Simon Cowell.
Ha ha ha ha! Is it? It is.
Brilliant! Simon Cowell? Simon Cowell's ready for you.
Simon Cowell.
Good luck.
Ha ha! I love this.
I think it's the first time my act's been seen on Britain's Got Talent, so it'll be interesting to see how the judges take to it.
Hello.
Hi.
What's your name? It's Simon Cowell.
Really? Simon Cowell? Simon Cowell.
Is it? It is.
What do you do, Simon? Do you terrorise people as well? No, nothing as glamorous.
I work in IT.
How old are you? I'm 47.
Is what you're doing today something you've recently discovered, or something you've always done? I've been doing this a few years.
Good luck.
Thank you.
# ELGAR: Enigma Variation # ELVIS PRESLEY: Stuck on You # You can shake an apple off an apple tree # I'm gonna stick like glue # Stick, because I'm # Stuck on you I'm gonna run my fingers through your long black hair Oh, Simon! Ahlook, Simon, it wasrubbish.
I like you.
Um It works in a group! The problem was, the spoons kept falling off your face.
So it didn't really work.
I'm going to start with a no, Simon.
David? I never thought I'd say no to Simon Cowell, but I'm saying it now.
It's a no.
Thank you for coming.
OK.
Ah! Thanks, Simon.
We've definitely seen the variety.
I'd expect no less in Blackpool.
Ready? Yeah.
All yours! Good luck.
We've been dancing for nine years together.
Today we really want four yeses.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
What are your names? My name is Liu Xin.
My name is Goa Lin.
Welcome to the show.
Where are you from? We are from Beijing, China.
Are you a couple? Yeah.
Husband and wife.
Thank you so much for coming all the way from China to see us.
Thank you! Thank you! Why have you come to Britain's Got Talent? Because it is the biggest and the best in the world.
Good luck.
BOTH: Thank you.
# GABRIELLE APLIN: The Power of Love # I'm so in love with you # Make love your goal # The power of love # Cleaning my soul # I'll protect you from the hooded claw # Keep the vampires from your door # When the chips are down I'll be around # Rushing in rushing inside of me # Ooh # The power of love # The power of love No! That was extraordinary.
Simon? You made everything that was really difficult look easy.
BOTH: Thank you! It was absolutely beautiful.
That was a faultless audition.
It was so elegant.
Beautiful.
Quite simply, that was world class.
Well done.
You made it look effortless.
You're like a doll.
I could watch you both all day.
We're going to vote.
David? It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
Yes.
That's four yeses.
Congratulations.
That was amazing.
Unbelievable.
Who are you excited to see? If Simon Cowell's there, I'd be excited to see him.
Are you excited for the audition? Yeah.
I'm excited too but a tiny bit nervous.
If you win, you get like loads of money.
I'd buy the whole of Toys 'R Us.
Let's find out if Britain's Got Talent.
They're ready for you.
Off you go.
Hi! What's your name? Charley.
Nice to meet you, Charley.
Where are you from? Barnsley.
OK.
Charley, how old are you? Nine years old.
ALL: Oh! So tell us why you decided to come on Britain's Got Talent this year.
Because I think I'm really good on a scooter, and I think I should show it off.
Do you think you can win? Yeah.
The correct answer! Last question - what would you do with the 250 grand if you won? Uh Spend it on Dad! Spend it on my family.
There you go! He's a good boy.
OK.
Best of luck, Charley.
Are you more nervous now you're going on stage? Yes, a lot.
Go on, sunshine! I didn't think you could do things like that on these! He's got a standing ovation! All the judges are up! He's very cool! We've never had anyone your age doing this.
When you went off at the top, my heart was in my mouth! Well done! David? I'm going to say yes! I'm saying yes.
It's a yes from me.
Charley Dyson, you've got four yeses.
Amazing.
Brilliant! Well done! Only one audition, and they're getting her hair done already.
How do you feel about that? I'm excited to meet them.
Ah! ALL: Hello! They're right there.
Hello! ALL: Hi! You do look very cute, I have to say.
Good luck! Enjoy.
Hello, girls.
ALL: Hi! What's the name of your group? QT Crew.
What does the QT stand for? Cutie! Do you guys think you can win? ALL: Yes! What would you do with the money? We'd take a holiday.
That sounds fun.
With no mums or dads.
Have fun out there, girls.
# MILLIE: My Boy Lollipop # You make my heart go giddy-up Oh, oh, my boy lollipop No way! # I whip my hair back and forth # Don't tell me nothin' I'm just tryn'a have fun # Fun Fun Fun I was actually sitting here losing the will to live when I heard "My Boy Lollipop".
And then you fooled us.
You're like mini ninjas, all of you! We're going to take a vote.
David.
Well, obviously I'm going to say yes! Amanda? It's a yes from me.
OK.
I am going to say yes.
That's four yeses.
Well done! This is like Little Britain's Got Talent! I can't believe I'm here.
'Cue for the next act.
' Hi! Hello.
Are you well? Yeah.
Ow! You're very strong! Yeah.
Have fun.
Ah.
Another little sausage.
She's so cute.
Oh.
There's going to be something in that box.
Hello.
Hello.
What's your name? Issy Simpson.
Nice to meet you, Issy.
How old are you? Eight.
ALL: Ah! Where are you from? Blackpool.
Issy, tell us a little bit about yourself.
I'm going to be doing some magic.
My grandpa teaches me.
So your grandfather is a wizard? Yes.
Right.
I've got it.
My name is Issy Simpson.
I'm eight.
I'm going to be doing some magic.
I live in Blackpool with my brother, my mum and my dad.
I think I was born to do magic.
What do you like best about magic? What I like best is, I can make everyone gasp and go, "Wow!" When I grow up, I'd like to be Hermione Grainger from Harry Potter, because she's a wizard.
A - a witch.
I thought that was Dumbledore.
He does look like him.
The judge I want to impress is Simon, cos he's the boss.
If I get through, I will be pretty excited.
One of the best days ever.
All right! Best of luck.
Thank you.
# THEME: Harry Potter Can I come down and join you? You can.
I'm going to show you two of my favourite things, magic and reading, using my three favourite books.
My first favourite author is Colin Davies, Mathemagical.
Amanda, could you look through the book and see if each page is different? Yes, darling.
My second favourite is Enid Blyton, The Magical Faraway Tree.
Alesha, could you look through the book and see if each page is different? OK.
My third favourite is David Walliams, The Midnight Gang.
David, could you look through the book and see if each page is different? It will be a pleasure.
While studying that, Simon, could you pick up my box and put it on the floor for me, please? Where? Over there.
She's very bossy! Down here? Yes.
I can't lift it.
David, would you go and help him? I literally can't lift it! Shall we try together? Go on.
To me, to you.
To me, to you It won't lift.
Oh, wait a minute.
Could you sit back down, please? Go and sit down.
No, you as well.
"Do as you're told!" Right, I'm back.
What happened? Simon, I want to show you a card trick.
Hang on, I'm still a bit scared after that.
Give me five seconds.
OK.
As you can see, all the cards are different.
Yeah, I can.
I'm going to turn them face down, and I want you to touch the back of any card.
All right.
That one.
Thank you.
I want you to look at your card.
Remember, don't let anyone else see.
I won't.
OK.
Now, Simon, you're the boss.
I want you to pick any book, Amanda's, Alesha's or David's.
Alesha's, please.
Alesha's book has about 600 pages.
Could you name a number between 1 and 600? It's77.
Alesha, could you turn to page 77, please, and check if all the words are different? Yes, all the words are different.
Now, could you pick any word and tell us what it is? Kettle.
Kettle.
Remember, Simon, you could have picked any book, And Alesha, you could have chosen any word.
But you chose kettle.
Yes.
See this board? Before the show, I wrote a word on the board.
Watch.
No way! No way.
I've been Issy Simpson, and thank you tonight! Wow! Well done! Stop! Simon, you chose a card.
What was it? It's the four of diamonds.
OMG! How did she do that? Simon.
What is a female wizard? A witch.
Is it bad for me to call you a witch? Well, not in Harry Potter.
No, that's what I'm thinking, because this is like real-life Harry Potter.
Oh! Just amazing.
You really are.
Honestly, you're extraordinary.
You're eight years old, and you'd put a lot of big grown-up magicians to shame.
It was fantastic.
David? It was brilliant.
And your presentation was absolutely fantastic.
Absolutely incredible.
I can't underestimate how brilliant this is, for someone of your age.
Your confidence is incredible.
David? Issy-wissy-woo, it's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me, Issy.
Definitely yes from me.
Well done.
I'm going to say, yes.
Thank you! Well done! That was incredible.
Amazing.
How was it? You are seriously spooky! Good.
We could not lift the box! That was unreal! How did you do that? A magician never tells a secret.
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Who do you think is the grumpiest? Simon or your father? My father.
Eric, are you going to sit in Daddy's seat today? I think you'd be a really good judge.
I am.
Are you? Yes.
What's his job? I am Daddy's job now.
I just feel like Dad should be here.
Yeah.
I'm glad I'm here with you.
Yeah? We can do it.
Ready, David? Yeah.
Simon's replacement is here.
That's stupid.
He said, 'That's stupid.
' How are you? Good, thank you.
How are you? Father and son? That's right.
Great.
Give me a kiss.
Love you.
That was a head butt.
All yours.
Have fun out there.
Hi, guys.
And who we got here? My name's Brandon Pohlhammer and this is my dad, John.
Father and son.
John, how old are you? Uhold enough to be his dad.
Similar to you, I would say.
OK.
35.
And you? And you, Brandon? I just turned 12.
AUDIENCE: Aww! OK.
Good luck.
Thank you.
# INTRO: Me And My Shadow Aww! Oh, yes! # We're closer than pages that stickin a book # Me and my shadow # We're closer than ripples that play in a brook # We're alone but far from blue Here we go.
# He's my little shadow # Daddy And me Wow! Very good.
They loved them here.
I'm in absolute heaven.
What an amazing double act you make.
Oh, thank you very much.
Your tapping is fantastic.
Well done.
I tell you why I liked it, Brandon, because you liked it.
You and Eric could do that.
I was thinking it could be you and Eric one day.
Could just see you up there doing a little jig.
Yeah.
We're gonna vote.
David? I am, of course, going to say yes.
It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
Guysyou've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, everybody.
Thank you.
Well done! Brilliant.
Well done.
Well done, gentlemen.
Good work.
Did you like that? Did you like it? Listen, you're lovely to watch together, and go and celebrate together.
You deserve it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Not the buzzer.
It's loud.
How are you? I'm very well.
Good.
What's your name? Reuben.
Nice to meet you, Reuben.
What you gonna do for us? I'm gonna be singing one of my songs.
No more.
No more.
Oh, God.
Go on, pal.
Very best of luck out there, yeah? It's all yours.
Onto the star.
Have a chat.
Good luck.
Hi.
Hi.
What's your name? My name's Reuben Gray.
And where are you from? I'm from Guildford.
Nice to meet you, Reuben.
Nice to meet you, too.
My name's Reuben.
I'm 16.
And I'm a singer-songwriter.
I'm currently doing my GCSEs at school.
They're really hard.
I live with my mum, dad, twin sister and my little brother and my big sister.
I started playing piano when I was seven.
And then writing songs when I was ten.
My biggest fans will my dad.
He's heard the song I'm going to sing.
He says he likes it.
But that's cos he's my dad.
# I belong with you, you belong with me He's away working, so he can't be here today.
I don'tI don't feel like it's right without him being here.
He'll be rooting for you from afar.
He used to be in the army and he did multiple tours of Afghanistan and Iraq.
And now he works in the same sorts of places doing security for pipelines.
He only comes back three months of the year.
I'm really close to him.
The first thing I'm gonna do if I do well, I'm just gonna give him a call.
And who are you here with? I'm with my mum and my girlfriend.
AUDIENCE: Oooooh! And who's your biggest fan, your biggest supporter? My dad, definitely.
Is he? Yeah.
What, more than your mum? Yes, I am.
I'm your biggest fan! I didn't think he was here.
You didn't know he was here? I thought he was working.
Oh, he's gone to bits now.
He works away from home a lot and whenever I play anywhere, he'll always come.
Oh, he's surprised him.
All right, Reuben.
Well, look It's now a family occasion.
Now tell me what you're gonna sing.
I'm gonna sing my own song called Lifeline.
I wrote it about a year ago and it's about my girlfriend, who I didn't really treat right, and it's an apology, really.
Wow.
So did you dump her? Simon! I don't know.
No, she dumped me.
OK, so you got her back, and this song is to her? This song's to her.
Good luck.
Thank you very much.
What a wise soul.
# I didn't mean to bruise your heart # I'm so sorry it drove us this far apart # Drowning in a sea full of tears # I thought we could have lasted for years # And I still do # Wanna live my life with you # And so throw me # Throw me a lifeline, baby # Say that I'm really sorry # Pick up the phone # And show me # Show me you really want me # Hold me, love me, need me # I don't wanna make this time # People change and I can try # Expectations I will defy # Girl, I'm begging on my knees # Come on, come on, baby, please # So throw me # Throw me a lifeline, baby # Say that I'm really sorry # Pick up the phone # And show me # Show me you really want me # Hold me, love me, need me # Don't wanna make this time # On my Own Really good.
Very good.
They love it! All the judges on their feet.
Thank you.
SIMON: Good for you.
Thank you very much.
OK.
David? What a talented young man you are.
I mean .
.
it's incredible to write such a beautiful song at your tender age, and sing it so beautifully.
And it was incredible.
ANT: Well done, pal! Reuben, I've so much admiration for you.
You're up there bearing your heart and soul, and that makes you really vulnerable.
And you've shared a piece of your life story with us.
I'm sure your dad was proud.
Well done.
That was a great audition, Reuben.
You come on and be authentic, be original, take risks.
I really, really liked the song.
You've got talent, you really have.
Thank you very much.
We're gonna vote.
David? I'm gonna say yes.
Thank you very much.
It's a yes from me, Reuben.
I really loved the song.
It's definitely yes from me.
Guess what, Reuben? You've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
Good.
# This ain't no time to be alone Awwww! Here's dad.
Congratulations, guys.
Well done.
How are you? Good, thanks.
Good.
Brilliant.
Come over here.
He's great.
He's really cool.
People are gonna remember him.
What an audition! Congratulations.
Well done, well done.
And you were a bit of a surprise.
Surprised us all.
I didn't know you were here.
I'm his number one fan.
I couldn't miss it.
The judge we'd like to impress most is Alesha, isn't it? As a dancer, she knows her stuff.
The judges are ready for you now.
Would you like to come with me? Thank you.
It has been a fun day.
Been a very fun day.
Go on, give it everything.
All yours.
Best of luck.
Hi, girls.
ALL: Hi.
And who are you? We're Just Us.
No, I said, 'Who are you?' Oh, I'm Julia.
I'm Annie.
I'm Alice.
I'm Poppy.
I'm Becky.
Now tell me the name of the group.
ALL: Just Us! Where are you all from? The Wirral.
The Wirral.
I've watched Britain's Got Talent, like, all my life and I've always, like, dreamt of being on it, so, like, sitting here, is, like, pretty amazing.
I'm shaking.
Just Us was actually made a couple of years ago.
We were all at Poppy's house.
We was dancing in the garden, and that's when we decided to make a group.
No-one's ever gonna come between our friendship, so it's Just Us.
We've been practising for weeks now, night after night, hour after hour.
We were practising in our garden for our dance and it was like midnight and Mum had to scream at us to get us in.
It was like, 'Stop dancing!' We just wanna get the dance right for each other and for ourselves and for all our family who have come to watch today.
And just everyone.
Fingers crossed, guys.
Tell me a little bit about you guys, how you met.
Well, we met at dancing, cos we've been dancing together since we were about five.
But this group came together because I've got Scoliosis so Sorry, darling, what is that? Scoliosis is like a curvature of the spine.
Right.
My one's quite rare because it's more common to have an accident and get it, but I was born with it.
So I have to have surgery soon, and after surgery, I won't be able to dance so this is my last chance, cos I've always wanted to do it.
Are you serious? Yeah.
You've got an amazing attitude.
Thank you.
You really have.
Good luck.
ALL: Thank you so much.
Oh, bless her.
# RACHEL PLATTEN: Fight Song # Like a small boat # On the ocean # Sending big waves # Into motion # Like how a single word # Can make a heart open # I might only have one match # But I can make an explosion # And all those things I didn't say # Were wrecking balls inside my brain # I will scream them loud tonight # Can you hear my voice this time? # This is my fight song # Take back my life song # Prove I'm all right song # My power's turned on # Starting right now I'll be strong # I'll play my fight song # And I don't really care if nobody else believes # Cos I've still got a lot of fight left in me # Like a small boat # On the ocean # Sending big waves # Into motion # Like how a single word # Can make a heart open # I might only have one match # But I can make an explosion # This is my fight song # Take back my life song # Prove I'm all right song # My power's turned on # Starting right now I'll be strong # I'll play my fight song # And I don't really care if nobody else believes # Cos I've still got a lot of fight left in me No, I still got a lot of fight left in me Standing ovation from the whole crowd.
And the judges.
Us.
David? That was an absolutely stunning performance.
Obviously, when you told us that story, we were all hoping and praying it would be fantastic, but it so far exceeded all our expectations.
Beautiful story about friendship, and a stunning performance.
ALL: Thank you so much.
Yeah, absolutely.
And your friendship and strength together is just fantastic.
It's lovely to watch, and it was an amazing dance routine.
Alesha? I have so much admiration for you girls right now, I can't tell you.
And just seeing how you all come together with this beautiful friendship you've got.
And when you're passionate about something, I could not imagine not being able to ever do that again.
I really couldn't.
And, you know, that's that's why we all live, for the things we love to do.
It really touched me.
So much so that I'm gonna Well picked.
Yeah, it felt right.
Of course.
Amazing.
Really, really, really clever.
He loves golden buzzers.
Loves them! I do.
He loves them! I can't help it.
I know what it means to have something that means more than anything in the world.
And I couldn't imagine if I couldn't do that ever again.
Well done, well done.
Absolutely brilliant.
Well done.
Could not be more deserved.
I think you're the kind of person who's got determination regardless of what happens.
It's not gonna stop me.
See you in the finals.
Yay-hey! Amazing.
Brilliant.
Well done.
I felt really emotional after that.
We'll see you in the live semifinals, girls.
Go and celebrate.
Well done, well done.
I can't believe it! Really happy.
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You need to make sure that you really trust each other.
I know Simon loves danger, so I've got a lot of danger in store for him.
This is gonna be probably the biggest thing I've ever done in my life.
Really? Yeah.
Is this dangerous? Very.
My name's Kieran Beattie, I'm 22, and I'm here today to be a danger performer.
The stunt I'm gonna be performing today needs to be done with complete precision.
If it's not, it could seriously hurt me or anyone else around me.
One wrong move and that's it.
It's game over.
Hello.
What's your name? My name's Kieran.
I'm 22.
I'm a marketing manager and I'm from South Wales.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Well, anyway, ladies and gentlemen, what I'm about to do for you is very, very dangerous.
Ooh, you like that, Simon.
AMANDA: Oh, dear me.
Well done.
You're through to the next round.
Kieran, was that it? Yeah.
OK.
So what was supposed to happen? Basically, it's a 10ft ladder on fire Yeah.
And then what? And it's free-balancing it.
But didn't you sort of do that? I did, yeah.
I still don't get it.
It's the best ladder-burning act we've seen today.
But I'm sorry, it's a no.
For me, the fire extinguisher bit at the end was the best bit.
This is a big moment.
This needs to be more of a polished act.
It's a no from me.
I'm sorry, it's a no.
I'm saying no.
Thank you very much.
What even was that? Got two minutes to go out there and show them what we can do.
Make sure you sparkle and smile.
We're gonna go on there and give them the best show we've ever done.
ALL: Yeah! CHANT: Make the dream! We're ready for you now.
If you'd like to come with me.
I'm very ready.
Let's do it.
Come on, come on.
It's the last one.
It's the last act.
All right! All the best.
Good luck.
Hello.
Hello.
How are you? ErmI'm good, thank you.
I've been very well looked after.
Oh, that's good.
And what's your name? My name is Jonny Awsum.
Come on, Jonny.
Be awesome.
I'm 39.
I'm from Derby, but I live in Croydon.
OK.
And are you married? Yeah, I'm married and I've got two small children.
And what do you do for a living? I'm a full-time comedian.
So tell me, Jonny, what's missing, what has been missing.
I wanted to come and play on a big stage to a theatre full of people.
I'm here and I'm very excited about doing it.
What is that break you need? I'll be totally honest, I need the chance to play to a big audience.
Yeah.
Such as Britain's Got Talent.
OK.
In the early days I was gigging, like, almost every night of the week, you know, to get good at it.
There were nights when I first did it and it didn't go well, so, you know, it can be quite tough at times.
But lovely to go back home and see the family.
I'm married, I've got two small kids.
My wife is very supportive.
She helped me believe in myself.
And she said, 'You can do this.
' And that's a pretty amazing thing to have from your other half, so I'm very lucky.
Britain's Got Talent could change everything.
The thought of getting bigger and playing a theatre, that just blows my mind.
If they like it, if it goes well, or when I hear that laugh, it'll make my day.
Maybe my year.
Maybe my life.
But the ultimate thing would be to make my kids proud of me.
I'm really hoping this is gonna go well, Jonny.
Thank you.
In fact, just before I start, are Ant and Dec still there? Can you just pop out here for one second? Sorry.
Ant, if I put you there.
Stand next to me.
There? And Dec, if you just go there.
Yeah, sure.
I know this is crazy but I just want to see if you can do something.
When I go down, guys, you stay there.
When I come back up again, I want to see if you guys can go down.
So, look, here we go.
I'm going down.
Then I'm coming back up and you're going down.
Can we get a rhythm going? Is there any rhythm? Oh, look at them go, look at them go.
Yes! I like this.
Let me just ask you one quick question.
Have you boys ever been so see a musical in the West End? Yeah, yeah.
Which one did you see? Oh, I've seen loads.
Wicked.
Wicked.
Yeah, that's a good one.
What makes me laugh, though, is # When you go and see a musical # Some guy will just start belting out a song # Start belting out a song # Apparently it's not unusual # In fact the band will start to play along # And then the music swells up # And the lights will change # This is a musical # And we're doing the dance # Thank God it's not Chicago or we'd pee in our pants # This is a musical # We're talk of the town # Our choreographer has made us bob up and down # This is a musical featuring # Ant and Dec # So boys, when you're starring in a musical, # It's important that you can sing # Whoa, whoa, whoa # But, guys, that ain't the only thing # No, no # You've gotta dress up right # For the opening night # And with the costume you'll feel like a king # Like a king # This is a musical # And we're wearing our hats # Because this is a musical, we don't look like prats # This is a musical featuring Ant and Dec Now audience, double claps, come on! Oh, look, even Simon Cowell is doing it.
That's great, that's Whoa, boys.
Oh, no! Yes! Put your arms around me.
I think we're about to be part of a chorus line.
Let's go that way.
# This is a musical # And I'm changing the key # I don't know why we did that # Now it's too high for me # We'll do whatever # Our director directs # We're all grinning like idiots # We're doing jazz hands # This is a musical featuring # Ant and Dec Yeah Loved it! Well done.
Well done.
Ohhhh! Jonny Awsum! Thank you very much.
Jonny.
You are awesome.
Everything about it was really, really polished.
The lyrics were brilliant.
And you are the most likeable guy.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Jonny, that was brilliantly inventive.
The amount of people we give two or three minutes on this show to, and you think, oh, is that it? Well, you went to town! We couldn't want for anything more.
Thank you very much.
Well, thank you.
You did a full-scale show for us.
And you featured Ant and Dec.
OBE.
It's a yes from me.
It was absolutely brilliant.
Thank you.
Jonny, it was so smart.
I think this whole kind of musical thing, singing, it really works, because it makes you stand out.
Thank you, Simon.
I like you a lot.
We're gonna vote.
David? Well, obviously I'm gonna say yes! Thank you, David.
I'm saying yes.
Thank you very much.
It's a yes from me.
Thank you.
Jonny Awsum .
.
you deserve, and you got four yeses.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, guys.
OhmyGod.
We did it! We did it, Jonny! We're gonna tour.
Next stop America! What a treat! What a treat! Awesome, Jonny Awsum.
Thank you so much for doing it.
What we doing next time? Are we in? Leave it with me, boys.
I've got plenty of ideas.
It was the best ending to a show ever.
Good night, guys.
Right, let's find out if Britain's got talent.
My heart was in my mouth.
You don't want this to go too mad.
I'll follow Go on, guys, let's see ya! It's really good! Hello.
It's a yes from me! I'm gonna give you a little treat.
Take a picture.
My God! Aaagh! # You're unbelievable # That, actually, has just happened.