Britain's Got Talent (2007) s11e03 Episode Script
Auditions 3
1 Men, women and children across this great nation will be competing for the prize of a lifetime.
That coveted spot on the legendary Royal Variety Performance.
We really have to think about what we want to put in front of the Royal Family and what we think is good enough to potentially win this show.
This is the only show on TV where you can have this kind of variety.
We like to see things we've never seen before.
Come on! It's a yes from me! # No, no, no! I'm here without you! Yeah! It was quite incredible.
Stop! Extraordinary.
A fake, a fake, a fake, a fake! Get ready.
It's four yeses.
That was amazing.
Incredible.
I absolutely love you guys.
This is a musical and we're wearing our hats! You are a brilliant entertainer.
Just amazing! You would only get this on this bonkers show, wouldn't you? I am saying yes! Girls, boys, let's just go for it.
Yeah? I'm really excited about going to the Royal Variety.
If I get there, of course.
# All through my city # All through my home We're flying up, no ceiling, when we're in our zone The best of luck, everybody.
The best of luck.
OK? CHILDREN: Yeah.
Hello, London! Welcome to Britain's Got Talent 2017! I can't believe you've done this.
Can't be real.
Are you ready to meet your judges for this evening? They are! David Walliams, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Mr Simon Cowell, here they come! # I can't stop the feeling # Nothing I can see but you when you dance, dance, dance # I can't stop the feeling # Feeling good creeping up on you, so just dance, dance, dance, come on # I can't stop the feeling # All these things I shouldn't do, but you dance, dance, dance # And ain't nobody leaving soon, so keep dancing # I can't stop the feeling # Got this feeling in my body # I can't stop the feeling # Got this feeling Hello, judges! Hello.
There is a Golden Buzzer in the middle of the desk here.
If the judges like an act, they can hit that Golden Buzzer.
Don't do it yet, Amanda! Don't press it.
And they will go straight through to the live semi-finals.
I've never done anything like this on stage before, never even come close to it.
So excited.
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I can't stop the feeling # Got this feeling in my body Come on! Ooh-ooh-ooh If we won this show, we get to perform at the Royal Variety.
It would be nice to meet the Queen.
Cos now she is 90 years old.
Yeah? Yeah.
Ohh! # GOD SAVE THE QUEEN Oh, my Hello, ma'am.
Well, good luck, Your Majesty.
Here we go.
# I like the way you move! One, two, three, four! # Get up # Get on up # Get up # Get on up # Get up # Get on up # Shake your body # Shake your body # Looking for some hot stuff, baby, this evening # I need some some hot stuff, baby, tonight # I want some hot stuff, baby, this evening # Gotta have some hot stuff, gotta have some love tonight I've got the power! Well, I wasn't expecting to see that this evening.
David? You would only get this on this bonkers show, wouldn't you? It was a great spin on a dance act.
Yeah, this was fun.
David, yes or no? Yes! Hurrah! Alesha? Yes, Your Majesty.
Simon? You've got a third yes from me.
Ma'am, you have four yeses.
You're through to the next round! Thank you very much.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
Congratulations, Your Majesty.
Britain's Got Talent.
London School Of Bollywood? Yes.
Hi.
We're ready for your audition now.
Straight on there.
The best of luck.
Thank you.
All yours.
# Celebrate good times, come on Oh, fabulous! Celebrate good times, come on! Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Hello, everyone.
Hello! Hi! What is the name of your crew? We are the London School Of Bollywood.
So, we're actually just a group of youngsters.
We're around 18 to 26 years old.
And we are a Bollywood dance act.
Er, sorry, there's not time.
That's why I want to ask you a question.
Because I have seen, we've seen a lot of these groups before.
It's pretty much the same thing.
Wait till after the performance.
But you understand what I'm saying? We don't think there's anyone quite like us.
OK.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Good luck.
Thank you.
No! Cut, cut, cut! It's always the same story.
Boy meets girl.
Girl meets boy.
It's too much.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to a new star! Very good.
Did you see the surprise, Simon? Yes.
We all love surprises and I think it showed that you had a sense of humour.
And you're fun and I think you're the kind of act we're looking for on this show.
I think it's really refreshing and it's just a huge example to everybody out there to show them they can be themselves.
It was beautiful to see this fantastic celebration of difference.
Thank you.
It was gorgeous.
Well done.
Thank you.
So, we're going to vote.
You've got a yes from me.
Thank you! Oh, without a doubt, it's a yes from me.
Well done.
It's a yes from me.
Guess what.
You've got four yeses! Good job! Good.
Very good.
Well done, guys.
Well done.
Thank you.
Come here, you, the big surprise! Come on! So sweet.
That was fun.
That was really nice.
I liked their personalities.
Yeah.
A breath of fresh air.
Hello, The Miss Treats.
Hello! How are you? We're all right.
All right? Yeah.
Good.
You look great.
Oh, thank you.
It's Ant and Dec! We're real! We're real, we're real, we're real! Do you want a salty nut? I'm fine, darling.
The best of luck.
Enjoy it out there.
Hi, girls.
GIRLS: Hiya! How are you? GIRLS: Good, thank you.
What is the name of your group? GIRLS: The Miss Treats.
OK.
So tell us a bit about yourselves.
How old are you all? I'm Lavelle, I'm 22.
I'm Jeanette, I'm 24.
I'm Moesha and I'm 19.
I'm Bambi and I'm 22.
Bambi? That's a cool name! And where are you from, girls? I'm from Sheffield.
South London.
I'm from Swindon.
Birmingham! Birmingham! And I know you.
Right? Yeah, I think so.
From? X Factor four years ago.
As a solo artist or in a group? I auditioned as a solo artist, but they put me in a girl band.
OK.
So And this feels better? It honestly feels so much better because we've been together for a year.
So I feel like the chemistry is so much better.
We're like an old-school band with like a new-school twist.
If that makes sense.
Mm-hm.
This is our first ever performance.
Wow.
Ever? Ever? As a band, yeah.
Well, good luck, girls.
The stage is yours.
Thank you.
Come on, ladies, be brilliant.
Come on.
Be brilliant # I got loving # By the hundred # I give it # By the pint # Make me do James Brown every time I get home # Yeah Sing it to me! ALL: # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # A mighty, mighty good man # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # Listen to me now # Ooh! # Let me put it on your mind # Let me put it on your mind, yeah # He thrills me, he kills me # He's a loving kind # Ooh! # Another ounce of his love # And I think I'm a-gonna slip # Ooh! # Lose my grip # Got me doing back-over flips # Listen to me now # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # Sing it again now # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # A mighty, mighty good man! # Ooh! # Flying everywhere # A mighty, mighty good man # What a good man # And deep inside I know it # Ooh! # What a good man # Ooh! # And I'm not afraid to show it # No-o-o! # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # Everybody, sing! # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # Sing it to me now! # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # What a mighty good man # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # Yes, my man # What a, what a # Yes, what a man # What a, what a Man! Great.
Yes, girls, you're really likeable.
And I thought all of you stood out.
That was a very strong audition.
Well done.
Thank you very much.
David, what did you think? Well, I loved it.
This was like a fully formed performance from an already really famous girl band, right? You've all got star quality.
I liked that.
Amanda? I think there's still a little bit of naivety about you.
And it's not quite polished which I really found endearing.
So well done.
Simon? I have to tell you, girls, particularly at the start of the track, you know, when it was more stripped back, I thought you sounded amazing.
Thank you.
What I loved was the chemistry, the sense of fun and the humour which is so important in groups like this.
Of all the groups, particularly the girl bands who've come on this show over the years, I think you could be the best ones we've had on this show, on Britain's Got Talent.
Thank you.
I do.
I really think there's something special here.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
David? Well, I'm gonna say yes.
It's a yes from me, girls.
It's a yes from me.
Guess what.
Four yeses.
You're through to the next round.
Thank you so much.
Well done.
Off you get! You did it! Well done.
Well done.
See you next time.
Well done.
We love The Miss Treats! Well done.
The Miss Treats! Hello, Birmingham! # Baby, baby, I've been waiting for someone to blow my mind Oh, no.
NO! Stop it.
That's going too far.
You always take it too far, don't you? Give it to me! Wow! Who's this guy? Look at this! Here we go.
It's all yours, Ryan.
Good luck, Ryan! Hello.
Hi, how are you? I'm good.
Thank you very much.
Nice to meet you and your name is? My name is Ryan Tracey.
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Whoooooo! This is actually my first time on stage.
So it's a really good experience for me.
Thank you.
Wow! Sorry.
And where are you from? I'm from a little town called Omagh.
Northern Ireland.
I know.
And how old are you? I am 35 years young.
And what's your normal job? Performance Improvement Officer for local government.
OK.
Tell me why you've come on this show this year.
I'm gonna attempt the Guinness World Record for five balloon models.
The fastest time.
The current record is 63.
6 seconds.
Wow I'm gonna do all of that whilst wearing a blindfold.
OK.
And who holds the world record right now? It's a man from Australia.
So it's stood for the last seven years.
So if I could bring on Vicky from the Guinness World Records.
Hi, there.
I am Vicky.
And I'm the official Guinness World Records adjudicator.
She's a barrel of laughs So, as you are aware, today, Ryan is going to do the official Guinness World Record attempt for the fastest time to model five balloon structures blindfolded.
He has to do a dog, a sword, a flower, a snail and a caterpillar.
Got it.
If the designs he does during the attempt do not match the pre-approved designs I will have to disqualify it.
AUDIENCE: Awh! OK.
Well, listen, I love world records on this show.
Good luck.
Ryan, when you're ready, I will count you in.
Three, two, one, go.
I will start my stopwatch on go and it will not stop until you confirm, with a stop signal, that you have finished your attempt.
She's getting right involved.
Oh, she's LOVING it.
# LED ZEPPELIN: Kashmir That's amazing.
Can I just double check that, please? Yeah, that's marvellous.
Are you ready? Three, two, onego! He ain't gonna do it.
AMANDA: I don't think he's gonna do it.
He's done one.
He's not gonna do it.
Come on now.
This is where it can get fast.
A doggy.
Come on, Ryan.
Come on, Ryan! Come on, Ryan.
You can do it! Come on! Yeaaaaahhhhhh! # NENA: 99 Red Balloons Oh, we've got to verify that they look like a slug and snail.
Oh, yes.
She has to confirm that they look like it first.
She takes it very seriously.
OK.
Let's not be too picky.
This is a world record.
We do have to check.
You got told! You got told.
The record to beat was 1 minute 3.
6 seconds.
I can confirm that the balloons are correct.
It was a valid attempt.
The time you set today .
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was 1 minute .
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1.
3 Yeeeahhhhh! A new Guinness World Records title.
# QUEEN: We Are The Champions # And we'll keep on fighting # Till the end # We are ANT: Well done! Well done, Ryan.
Good work.
Yes! Breaking records every day.
Amazing.
Amazing.
In the last ten seconds.
You did it.
We've just clobbered the Aussies! Yeeeahhhhhh! You smashed it.
I couldn't be happier.
I was rooting for you.
You have got the most loveliest smiley face.
Awh.
David, yes or no? I'm sorry, Vicky.
I made that comment.
I take that back.
That's quite all right.
Thank you.
We have to check.
Otherwise it's not official.
No, no.
David, yes or no? Vicky's scaring me.
I can't I just want a yes or a no.
It's a yes from me.
Yeahhhh! Alesha? It's a yes from me.
Amanda? Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes! OK.
Ryan Tracey, you are officially a hero and a world breaker and I'm gonna remember I was here on the day you did it.
You've got four yeses.
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we are the champions # We are the champions # No time for losers Cos we are the champions Congratulations.
Well done.
And well done you.
Well done, pal.
Talent.
That's what you get on this show.
Talent! Best of luck, pal.
Enjoy.
So I just walk on? Yep.
Hello.
Hello, how are you? You look happy.
I am.
I'm quite delighted.
Hello! And what's your name? My name is Daliso.
Daliso Chaponda.
That's an amazing name.
That's a Malawian name.
Malawian? So I'm from Malawi but I live in Manchester.
Why have you come on Britain's Got Talent? I've come to make you laugh.
I am a comedian.
Oh, yes! I'm a comedy writer.
I would love the winner of Britain's Got Talent to be a comedian.
Oh, no pressure No pressure! Who are you here with? So I'm here just alone.
My brother No, no.
He wanted to come.
He's a doctor.
He was, like, "Either I should save lives or come with you.
" Were your parents disappointed that one was a comedian and one was a doctor? They were absolutely horrified.
I was studying computer programming so I had a future.
And I just decided, 'No, let me be a clown.
' So, we shall see.
Oh, darling, good luck.
OK.
Excellent.
Well, I'm at that age where all my friends are getting married.
And married people forget how horrible it is being single.
They love to call me and complain about their coupley problems.
I always get, 'You're so lucky being single.
I get home my wife just starts nagging.
Nag.
Nag.
Nag.
' I'm, like, 'Hey, I have to nag myself.
' I get home, I'm, like, 'What time do I call this?' Why don't I ever do the dishes? Sometimes I think I don't appreciate myself.
I haven't always been a comedian.
I did some weird jobs.
I used to clean houses and I admit I was tempted to steal.
I didn't steal cos the Bible says Thou Shalt Not Steal.
But nowhere does it say Thou Shalt Not Swap! I took a stereo and left a Walkman.
Took a plasma screen and left an Etch A Sketch.
As I mentioned, I am from Africa.
I moved here ten years ago.
And immediately I moved here, I heard a lot of people talking about the financial crisis, the recession.
I'm from Africa.
What are you maniacs talking about? You call that a crisis? If that's a crisis, where's UNICEF? Where is Bono? I have not seen one Save The UK Concert.
You can tell me it's a financial crisis when there are planes flying over Birmingham tossing fish and chips out of the window.
It will be a financial crisis when there are ads on television saying, 'This chav has to walk five miles a day .
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to get a bottle of WKD Blue.
' And 100%, you have got a financial crisis when India starts opening call centres here.
Can you imagine some poor guy in Mumbai calls his bank and ends up talking to a Brummie? Thank you so much, Birmingham.
AMANDA: Oh, wow.
Thank you.
Well done.
Well done, you.
Very good.
We liked him a lot.
Yeah, he's great.
AUDIENCE: Press the ball! Press the ball! Press the ball! Press the ball! Press the ball! Press the ball! #.
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hurt me # Not like it's hurt me before # For once I have someone I know won't desert me # I'm not alone any more I'm so happy.
Whooo-oooooh! Thank you.
Thank you.
I just want to say, I think you're bloody hilarious.
Thank you.
Self-deprecating, funny, relevant.
I mean, laugh after laugh after laugh.
It just kept on coming.
And I really want you to win the entire series.
Yes, so do I! I think you could.
And I think you have a golden future.
Oh, thank you so much.
I do, honestly.
I'm shocked and delighted.
So am I! My face is hurting from laughing.
I am so pleased that Amanda pressed her golden buzzer for you.
You are brilliant and I cannot wait to hear more from you.
Well done.
Thank you very much.
You should be a comedy superstar.
All the jokes were original.
And you are incredibly likeable.
I couldn't fault it.
Well done.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Well Not only do I think you're an undiscovered little star, I could see you owning your own show.
Thank you.
What you did was so funny and naughty.
And unique.
This is why we make shows like this to find people like you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Ha-ha! How about that? That wasawesome.
Just a bit.
He's so So funny.
We were crying.
The whole UNICEF thing and throwing fish and chips out of the window.
Well done, fella.
Thank you so much.
Brilliant.
We'll see you live in the studio for the semi-finals.
Thank you so much.
Congratulations.
Off you go.
Celebrate.
Thank you so much.
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Are we good? Yeah.
Oh.
Really scared.
Yeah.
Don't be really scared.
Are you looking forward to this? A little bit nervous but Excited nervous.
You know? What's the worst that can happen? I get buzzed.
I'm sure you won't.
Get out there and get it going.
Come on.
You'll feel better when you're out there.
On to the star.
Have fun.
Enjoy.
Hello.
Hi.
Your name is? Sian.
OK.
How old are you? I'm 31.
And where are you from? I'm originally from Nuneaton in Warwickshire.
And do you work, Sian? Yes.
I'm an accounts manager.
You got kids? Yeah, three.
They're all here as well somewhere.
OK.
So Why have you left it till now to come on a show like this? Ermif I'm honest, I just get really scared.
Just It just Yeah, it scares me a bit.
And you're scared of what? Someone saying you're not very good? Yeah.
Yeah.
OK.
Well, you've come to the right place, then! I mean, if you're at all worried about someone saying, 'I didn't like your singing.
' I didn't put myself here.
Right.
Who did? My daughter applied on my behalf.
So, not much pressure, then Yeah.
Erwell, I'm looking forward to it.
Good luck.
# She was lost # In so many different ways # Out in the darkness With no guide Right, OK.
Sian.
It was so jolly and happy and horrible that it wasn't emotional.
With You.
Can you sing that? Yeah.
Yeah.
Please.
I'll try.
# I picked up your I think I've missed the beginning.
Sorry.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Start again.
Start again.
Start again.
It's OK.
She's proper nervous.
# I picked # Up your shirt # This morning # I don't know why # I don't know why # Every place # We ever walked # And everywhere we talked # I miss you # You never leave my mind # So much of you # Is left behind # You # Took my hopes # With you # Took my dreams # With you # Ooh-ooh # I keep thinking that you'll be calling # Everyone says it's all in my head # I can't accept it yet # I'm not ready to just give in # I know that I can't live with this pain # These feelings of regret # Every place I want to be # I want to see you there # You # You took my love With you Ha ha! Brilliant.
Bless her.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for your support.
That was lovely.
First of all, congratulations on what you just did.
Why I really liked that second song, apart from the fact that I loved the song, is that you weren't prepared for it.
And it was just the fact that you were actually so much more relaxed and I really felt that we were listening to who you really are.
I thought it was great.
Really, really, really good.
It was really, really moving.
Your children will be very proud.
Yeah.
You're very lucky she signed the application form for you.
So, now we have the real moment of truth.
David? It was like watching a caterpillar turning into a butterfly.
I'm going to say yes.
It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
You've got four yeses.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Well done.
Aw! Well done, Ebony.
Well done, Ebony.
Well done, you.
Well done.
That was brilliant.
She was great.
Some of them just freeze, don't they? They come out like - what's the saying - rabbit in the headlights? They're setting up a piano out there.
I take it that's yours.
It's mine.
It's not rabbit in the headlights.
It is! Deer in the headlights.
No, it's rabbit.
Badger? Badger in the? Come on.
Let's do it.
Best of luck, Tokio.
Just stand on the star.
Have a good one.
All the best, pal.
Hello.
Hello.
How are you? I'm very well, thanks.
A bit nervous.
That's all good.
Right, what's your name? My name is Tokio.
Tokio.
Very nice.
Where are you from? I'm from London.
Yeah.
And how old are you? I'm 32.
You can tell he's nervous.
What would it mean to you to win a show like Britain's Got Talent? It would mean the world, just from all I've been up to to this day.
I grew up in a really rough estate in London.
North West.
That definitely played a role in, you know, sticking at music because it was a way of releasing any kind of negative energy and putting it into something positive.
You know, it sounds really cliched, but playing piano for me kept me out of a lot of trouble.
When I was about nine years old, my dad came home one day with a keyboard in a box.
And I remember just playing for hours and hours that same night.
I'm really lucky to have been in a situation where I had something else to channel my energy.
# Some people got the real problems As a kid, I used to go to the Royal College Of Music, try and sneak into some shows.
I would even sneak in and have a little play in the rehearsal room.
# I'm only human after all I just remember being in this place and it looked like Hogwarts for music, or something.
I knew I couldn't afford to study there.
It was so expensive.
So I really made an effort to just work.
You know, I worked and worked, really, really hard.
Then I was offered a full scholarship.
If I was to get a yes from the judges today, that would be the best moment of my life, for sure.
# I'm only human after all # Don't put the blame on me That would be life-changing.
So this is your moment.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I like this.
This is brilliant.
He's proper talented, man.
Loved that.
Tremendous.
I loved that.
Absolutely tremendous.
Thank you, Tokio.
Thank you.
David? You had us from the first moment.
You could have heard a pin drop.
It was really, really fantastic.
Thank you very much.
It was literally like a film score.
It just inspired my imagination when I was listening to it.
Absolutely beautiful.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I think you're really edgy and really refreshing.
That couldn't have gone any more brilliantly, so well done.
Tokio, what was the song? The first piece was Debussy.
It's called Clair De Lune.
And then it blended into Ed Sheeran, Bloodstream.
Very clever.
We've never really had an act like you on the show before.
Was there someone who was, like, your mentor, or who inspired you? Yeah, Mr Morgan.
He was the guy who I kind of looked up to as a kid.
He was my music teacher.
Yeah.
And if it wasn't for him, guiding me and showing me where I could go, I probably wouldn't be here, or doing what I'm doing today, so, yeah.
I absolutely loved that audition.
Thank you.
Take a vote.
David? It's a yes from me! Amanda? Oh, yeah, without doubt, a yes from me.
Thank you.
It's a yes from me too.
Simon? 100%, Tokio.
You've got four yeses.
# I'm only human after all # I'm only human after all # Don't put the blame on me I like him a lot.
I like his energy.
He was great.
Thank you very much.
Brilliant, mate.
Brilliant.
Well done.
Thank you very much.
Four yeses.
Pleased? I mean, I wasn't expecting that.
Really? You just never know what to expect, if they're gonna like it.
That was amazing.
Don't put your blame on me Whoa-ho! Whoa! I did not buzz you.
I thought that was wonderfully entertaining and I think the audience agreed with me.
Is that right? Sanita, where do you live? Who? You.
Where do you live, darling? Excuse me.
Why do you want to know where I live? I'm just curious.
You ain't going to my house where I'm living.
No, no, it's not for me.
I don't care who you are.
You ain't finding out where I'm living.
Right, let's have a vote.
Absolutely no.
It's a no from me, darling.
It's a no from me.
It's a yes from me, and you know what? You have won the hearts of all these people here.
SHE BANGS - Ricky Martin Bye, darling.
Thanks, Sanita.
Thank you! She is terrifying.
Wasn't she lovely? Highlight of your day, wasn't it, Simon? Whoa Hello.
Hello.
And what's your name? My name's Josephine.
How old are you? Where are you from, Josephine? From London.
From London.
And what do you do? I'm gonna perform some magic for you today.
Ooh! I'm Josephine, I'm 29.
I started as a magician's assistant but decided to take the stage for myself and here I am today as a magician.
Being a magician can be really, really dangerous.
You never know what's gonna happen, but that's the adrenaline.
This is a magic act that's created entirely for Britain's Got Talent.
No-one's ever done anything like this.
Have you got a male assistant? No.
Just me, just me.
I'm not letting the men on the stage this time.
Excellent! It would be such an amazing thing for women in magic to have a female magician win Britain's Got Talent.
Gotta have faith.
Gotta have faith.
So this is your dream, yeah? It is.
All right.
Well, good luck.
Thank you very much.
So far, so good.
Well done so far.
Good luck.
How'd she do that? # I put a spell on you Because you're mine That was mind-blowing.
Wow.
David? I really loved that.
Beautifully visual.
I thought it was wonderful.
Alesha? Until that end part there I wasn't 100% sold but you just completely blew me away.
Thank you.
I thought it was fantastic.
I loved how beautiful it was and how elegant it was.
And you're hot.
So that helps.
Josephine, what I liked about your act is it was different and you're nervous enough to be likeable.
Is that good? ALESHA AND AMANDA: Yes! OK! That was amazing.
Thank you so much.
OK.
David? It's a yes from me.
Alesha? It's a yes from me.
Yes.
Josephine, you've got four yeses, congratulations.
Yeah! How did she do it? I'm not gonna ask how you done it.
It was amazing! It looked brilliant.
Magic.
It's magic.
She was on the board and then she was under the thing.
That's amazing.
See you next time.
Go and celebrate.
Well done.
See you next time.
Bye.
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ALL: Hi! Can I take down your act name, please? ALL: We are St Patrick's Junior Choir.
We got a plane from Ireland this morning and my friend beside me was a wee bit scared cos it was her first time.
It's just so overwhelming being here.
It's really, really exciting.
In our local area, everyone knows we're going to Britain's Got Talent.
So what have you got to remember then when you go on stage? ALL: To smile.
Yeah, smile.
In the shopping centres we sometimes get stopped by people saying, "Good luck on Britain's Got Talent.
Give it all you've got.
" What about you, Robbie? What are you going to do? Sing.
Normally I watch the telly and I see the panel and Ant and Dec on telly.
But today I'm gonna see them up front and it's just gonna be wow! Where are you all from? Where are you from? Northern Ireland.
County Down? Yeah.
Is that good? County Down! Yes! Is that good? "County Down in Norn Iron" Today I just want to impress everyone that's in the audience and make Northern Ireland proud.
Oh, yes, good lad! Come on If I met the Queen I would say, "Well, what's the craic?" Can you imagine if you were at school and the teacher said, "Right, you're gonna go on Britain's Got Talent"? I would have loved it.
Me, too.
Right? But I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing, I know that.
Hello.
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Thank you.
So I'm guessing this is a school choir.
What school are you? We are the choir of St Patrick's Junior Choir.
And whereabouts is St Patrick's school? It's in County Down in Northern Ireland.
Fantastic.
Welcome.
Thank you for making the journey to see us.
So are you their music teacher? Yes, I am.
My name's Patricia McCahey.
Is she a nice teacher? ALL: Yes.
You've got them well trained.
Can I ask you why is your choir different from everything else we've seen before? What do you think? We are unique because we have powerful voices and we make a very lovely tune.
AUDIENCE: Aw.
OK, guys, we're ready to be wowed.
Take it away.
Thank you.
Rightbeautiful, OK? SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW - Keane # I walked across an empty land # I knew the pathway like the back of my hand # I felt the earth beneath my feet # Sat by the river and it made me complete # Oh, simple thing, where have you gone? # I'm getting tired # I need someone to rely on # I came across a fallen tree # I felt the branches of it looking at me # Is this the place we used to love? Aw.
# Is this the place that I've been dreaming of? # Oh, simple thing, where have you gone? # I'm getting tired and I need someone to rely on # And if you have a minute, why don't we go? # Talk about it somewhere only we know # This could be the end of everything # So why don't we go # Somewhere only we know? Somewhere only we know-ow-ow Loved that.
Love it.
Loved it.
All of it.
Every single one of them.
That was brilliant.
Aw.
Yeah! Yes, that's it! Well done! Take another bow! Take another bow! Take another bow! Take another bow! Have another one! Do another one! They deserve it.
They deserved that.
What an incredible reaction.
Let's see what our judges think.
Every single one of you sang with so much passion and that was lovely to see and I found it quite emotional.
You've done a wonderful job with them and you should all be so proud of yourselves.
Well done.
Loved it, loved it, loved it.
This is a beautiful song.
I really liked the arrangement and you know what? You are having a good time and that's the most important thing.
You've got to love what you're doing.
That was a great audition.
The harmonising and the arrangement was absolutely stunning.
You've worked so hard and it really, really shone.
Well done.
So we are going to vote.
I am thrilled to start this off with a yes.
It's a yes from me! It's a yes from me! You guys have just got four yeses! # Somewhere # Over the rainbow Love it! Well done, guys.
Yes! Come on! Can you imagine the excitement in their little village.
What did it feel like when they said four yeses? I nearly started crying! Did you? Nearly started crying? I nearly fainted! You nearly fainted? Well, I'm glad you didn't faint.
I'm glad you're all well.
Listen, well done.
Come true I can hear that barrel being scraped.
I'm in.
Oh, yeah! Unbeliev.
.
able.
I'm gonna kill you later.
I'm gonna kill you.
That coveted spot on the legendary Royal Variety Performance.
We really have to think about what we want to put in front of the Royal Family and what we think is good enough to potentially win this show.
This is the only show on TV where you can have this kind of variety.
We like to see things we've never seen before.
Come on! It's a yes from me! # No, no, no! I'm here without you! Yeah! It was quite incredible.
Stop! Extraordinary.
A fake, a fake, a fake, a fake! Get ready.
It's four yeses.
That was amazing.
Incredible.
I absolutely love you guys.
This is a musical and we're wearing our hats! You are a brilliant entertainer.
Just amazing! You would only get this on this bonkers show, wouldn't you? I am saying yes! Girls, boys, let's just go for it.
Yeah? I'm really excited about going to the Royal Variety.
If I get there, of course.
# All through my city # All through my home We're flying up, no ceiling, when we're in our zone The best of luck, everybody.
The best of luck.
OK? CHILDREN: Yeah.
Hello, London! Welcome to Britain's Got Talent 2017! I can't believe you've done this.
Can't be real.
Are you ready to meet your judges for this evening? They are! David Walliams, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Mr Simon Cowell, here they come! # I can't stop the feeling # Nothing I can see but you when you dance, dance, dance # I can't stop the feeling # Feeling good creeping up on you, so just dance, dance, dance, come on # I can't stop the feeling # All these things I shouldn't do, but you dance, dance, dance # And ain't nobody leaving soon, so keep dancing # I can't stop the feeling # Got this feeling in my body # I can't stop the feeling # Got this feeling Hello, judges! Hello.
There is a Golden Buzzer in the middle of the desk here.
If the judges like an act, they can hit that Golden Buzzer.
Don't do it yet, Amanda! Don't press it.
And they will go straight through to the live semi-finals.
I've never done anything like this on stage before, never even come close to it.
So excited.
#.
.
I can't stop the feeling # Got this feeling in my body Come on! Ooh-ooh-ooh If we won this show, we get to perform at the Royal Variety.
It would be nice to meet the Queen.
Cos now she is 90 years old.
Yeah? Yeah.
Ohh! # GOD SAVE THE QUEEN Oh, my Hello, ma'am.
Well, good luck, Your Majesty.
Here we go.
# I like the way you move! One, two, three, four! # Get up # Get on up # Get up # Get on up # Get up # Get on up # Shake your body # Shake your body # Looking for some hot stuff, baby, this evening # I need some some hot stuff, baby, tonight # I want some hot stuff, baby, this evening # Gotta have some hot stuff, gotta have some love tonight I've got the power! Well, I wasn't expecting to see that this evening.
David? You would only get this on this bonkers show, wouldn't you? It was a great spin on a dance act.
Yeah, this was fun.
David, yes or no? Yes! Hurrah! Alesha? Yes, Your Majesty.
Simon? You've got a third yes from me.
Ma'am, you have four yeses.
You're through to the next round! Thank you very much.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
Congratulations, Your Majesty.
Britain's Got Talent.
London School Of Bollywood? Yes.
Hi.
We're ready for your audition now.
Straight on there.
The best of luck.
Thank you.
All yours.
# Celebrate good times, come on Oh, fabulous! Celebrate good times, come on! Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Hello, everyone.
Hello! Hi! What is the name of your crew? We are the London School Of Bollywood.
So, we're actually just a group of youngsters.
We're around 18 to 26 years old.
And we are a Bollywood dance act.
Er, sorry, there's not time.
That's why I want to ask you a question.
Because I have seen, we've seen a lot of these groups before.
It's pretty much the same thing.
Wait till after the performance.
But you understand what I'm saying? We don't think there's anyone quite like us.
OK.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Good luck.
Thank you.
No! Cut, cut, cut! It's always the same story.
Boy meets girl.
Girl meets boy.
It's too much.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to a new star! Very good.
Did you see the surprise, Simon? Yes.
We all love surprises and I think it showed that you had a sense of humour.
And you're fun and I think you're the kind of act we're looking for on this show.
I think it's really refreshing and it's just a huge example to everybody out there to show them they can be themselves.
It was beautiful to see this fantastic celebration of difference.
Thank you.
It was gorgeous.
Well done.
Thank you.
So, we're going to vote.
You've got a yes from me.
Thank you! Oh, without a doubt, it's a yes from me.
Well done.
It's a yes from me.
Guess what.
You've got four yeses! Good job! Good.
Very good.
Well done, guys.
Well done.
Thank you.
Come here, you, the big surprise! Come on! So sweet.
That was fun.
That was really nice.
I liked their personalities.
Yeah.
A breath of fresh air.
Hello, The Miss Treats.
Hello! How are you? We're all right.
All right? Yeah.
Good.
You look great.
Oh, thank you.
It's Ant and Dec! We're real! We're real, we're real, we're real! Do you want a salty nut? I'm fine, darling.
The best of luck.
Enjoy it out there.
Hi, girls.
GIRLS: Hiya! How are you? GIRLS: Good, thank you.
What is the name of your group? GIRLS: The Miss Treats.
OK.
So tell us a bit about yourselves.
How old are you all? I'm Lavelle, I'm 22.
I'm Jeanette, I'm 24.
I'm Moesha and I'm 19.
I'm Bambi and I'm 22.
Bambi? That's a cool name! And where are you from, girls? I'm from Sheffield.
South London.
I'm from Swindon.
Birmingham! Birmingham! And I know you.
Right? Yeah, I think so.
From? X Factor four years ago.
As a solo artist or in a group? I auditioned as a solo artist, but they put me in a girl band.
OK.
So And this feels better? It honestly feels so much better because we've been together for a year.
So I feel like the chemistry is so much better.
We're like an old-school band with like a new-school twist.
If that makes sense.
Mm-hm.
This is our first ever performance.
Wow.
Ever? Ever? As a band, yeah.
Well, good luck, girls.
The stage is yours.
Thank you.
Come on, ladies, be brilliant.
Come on.
Be brilliant # I got loving # By the hundred # I give it # By the pint # Make me do James Brown every time I get home # Yeah Sing it to me! ALL: # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # A mighty, mighty good man # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # Listen to me now # Ooh! # Let me put it on your mind # Let me put it on your mind, yeah # He thrills me, he kills me # He's a loving kind # Ooh! # Another ounce of his love # And I think I'm a-gonna slip # Ooh! # Lose my grip # Got me doing back-over flips # Listen to me now # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # Sing it again now # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # A mighty, mighty good man! # Ooh! # Flying everywhere # A mighty, mighty good man # What a good man # And deep inside I know it # Ooh! # What a good man # Ooh! # And I'm not afraid to show it # No-o-o! # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # Everybody, sing! # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # Sing it to me now! # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # What a mighty good man # What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # Yes, my man # What a, what a # Yes, what a man # What a, what a Man! Great.
Yes, girls, you're really likeable.
And I thought all of you stood out.
That was a very strong audition.
Well done.
Thank you very much.
David, what did you think? Well, I loved it.
This was like a fully formed performance from an already really famous girl band, right? You've all got star quality.
I liked that.
Amanda? I think there's still a little bit of naivety about you.
And it's not quite polished which I really found endearing.
So well done.
Simon? I have to tell you, girls, particularly at the start of the track, you know, when it was more stripped back, I thought you sounded amazing.
Thank you.
What I loved was the chemistry, the sense of fun and the humour which is so important in groups like this.
Of all the groups, particularly the girl bands who've come on this show over the years, I think you could be the best ones we've had on this show, on Britain's Got Talent.
Thank you.
I do.
I really think there's something special here.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
David? Well, I'm gonna say yes.
It's a yes from me, girls.
It's a yes from me.
Guess what.
Four yeses.
You're through to the next round.
Thank you so much.
Well done.
Off you get! You did it! Well done.
Well done.
See you next time.
Well done.
We love The Miss Treats! Well done.
The Miss Treats! Hello, Birmingham! # Baby, baby, I've been waiting for someone to blow my mind Oh, no.
NO! Stop it.
That's going too far.
You always take it too far, don't you? Give it to me! Wow! Who's this guy? Look at this! Here we go.
It's all yours, Ryan.
Good luck, Ryan! Hello.
Hi, how are you? I'm good.
Thank you very much.
Nice to meet you and your name is? My name is Ryan Tracey.
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Whoooooo! This is actually my first time on stage.
So it's a really good experience for me.
Thank you.
Wow! Sorry.
And where are you from? I'm from a little town called Omagh.
Northern Ireland.
I know.
And how old are you? I am 35 years young.
And what's your normal job? Performance Improvement Officer for local government.
OK.
Tell me why you've come on this show this year.
I'm gonna attempt the Guinness World Record for five balloon models.
The fastest time.
The current record is 63.
6 seconds.
Wow I'm gonna do all of that whilst wearing a blindfold.
OK.
And who holds the world record right now? It's a man from Australia.
So it's stood for the last seven years.
So if I could bring on Vicky from the Guinness World Records.
Hi, there.
I am Vicky.
And I'm the official Guinness World Records adjudicator.
She's a barrel of laughs So, as you are aware, today, Ryan is going to do the official Guinness World Record attempt for the fastest time to model five balloon structures blindfolded.
He has to do a dog, a sword, a flower, a snail and a caterpillar.
Got it.
If the designs he does during the attempt do not match the pre-approved designs I will have to disqualify it.
AUDIENCE: Awh! OK.
Well, listen, I love world records on this show.
Good luck.
Ryan, when you're ready, I will count you in.
Three, two, one, go.
I will start my stopwatch on go and it will not stop until you confirm, with a stop signal, that you have finished your attempt.
She's getting right involved.
Oh, she's LOVING it.
# LED ZEPPELIN: Kashmir That's amazing.
Can I just double check that, please? Yeah, that's marvellous.
Are you ready? Three, two, onego! He ain't gonna do it.
AMANDA: I don't think he's gonna do it.
He's done one.
He's not gonna do it.
Come on now.
This is where it can get fast.
A doggy.
Come on, Ryan.
Come on, Ryan! Come on, Ryan.
You can do it! Come on! Yeaaaaahhhhhh! # NENA: 99 Red Balloons Oh, we've got to verify that they look like a slug and snail.
Oh, yes.
She has to confirm that they look like it first.
She takes it very seriously.
OK.
Let's not be too picky.
This is a world record.
We do have to check.
You got told! You got told.
The record to beat was 1 minute 3.
6 seconds.
I can confirm that the balloons are correct.
It was a valid attempt.
The time you set today .
.
was 1 minute .
.
1.
3 Yeeeahhhhh! A new Guinness World Records title.
# QUEEN: We Are The Champions # And we'll keep on fighting # Till the end # We are ANT: Well done! Well done, Ryan.
Good work.
Yes! Breaking records every day.
Amazing.
Amazing.
In the last ten seconds.
You did it.
We've just clobbered the Aussies! Yeeeahhhhhh! You smashed it.
I couldn't be happier.
I was rooting for you.
You have got the most loveliest smiley face.
Awh.
David, yes or no? I'm sorry, Vicky.
I made that comment.
I take that back.
That's quite all right.
Thank you.
We have to check.
Otherwise it's not official.
No, no.
David, yes or no? Vicky's scaring me.
I can't I just want a yes or a no.
It's a yes from me.
Yeahhhh! Alesha? It's a yes from me.
Amanda? Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes! OK.
Ryan Tracey, you are officially a hero and a world breaker and I'm gonna remember I was here on the day you did it.
You've got four yeses.
#.
.
we are the champions # We are the champions # No time for losers Cos we are the champions Congratulations.
Well done.
And well done you.
Well done, pal.
Talent.
That's what you get on this show.
Talent! Best of luck, pal.
Enjoy.
So I just walk on? Yep.
Hello.
Hello, how are you? You look happy.
I am.
I'm quite delighted.
Hello! And what's your name? My name is Daliso.
Daliso Chaponda.
That's an amazing name.
That's a Malawian name.
Malawian? So I'm from Malawi but I live in Manchester.
Why have you come on Britain's Got Talent? I've come to make you laugh.
I am a comedian.
Oh, yes! I'm a comedy writer.
I would love the winner of Britain's Got Talent to be a comedian.
Oh, no pressure No pressure! Who are you here with? So I'm here just alone.
My brother No, no.
He wanted to come.
He's a doctor.
He was, like, "Either I should save lives or come with you.
" Were your parents disappointed that one was a comedian and one was a doctor? They were absolutely horrified.
I was studying computer programming so I had a future.
And I just decided, 'No, let me be a clown.
' So, we shall see.
Oh, darling, good luck.
OK.
Excellent.
Well, I'm at that age where all my friends are getting married.
And married people forget how horrible it is being single.
They love to call me and complain about their coupley problems.
I always get, 'You're so lucky being single.
I get home my wife just starts nagging.
Nag.
Nag.
Nag.
' I'm, like, 'Hey, I have to nag myself.
' I get home, I'm, like, 'What time do I call this?' Why don't I ever do the dishes? Sometimes I think I don't appreciate myself.
I haven't always been a comedian.
I did some weird jobs.
I used to clean houses and I admit I was tempted to steal.
I didn't steal cos the Bible says Thou Shalt Not Steal.
But nowhere does it say Thou Shalt Not Swap! I took a stereo and left a Walkman.
Took a plasma screen and left an Etch A Sketch.
As I mentioned, I am from Africa.
I moved here ten years ago.
And immediately I moved here, I heard a lot of people talking about the financial crisis, the recession.
I'm from Africa.
What are you maniacs talking about? You call that a crisis? If that's a crisis, where's UNICEF? Where is Bono? I have not seen one Save The UK Concert.
You can tell me it's a financial crisis when there are planes flying over Birmingham tossing fish and chips out of the window.
It will be a financial crisis when there are ads on television saying, 'This chav has to walk five miles a day .
.
to get a bottle of WKD Blue.
' And 100%, you have got a financial crisis when India starts opening call centres here.
Can you imagine some poor guy in Mumbai calls his bank and ends up talking to a Brummie? Thank you so much, Birmingham.
AMANDA: Oh, wow.
Thank you.
Well done.
Well done, you.
Very good.
We liked him a lot.
Yeah, he's great.
AUDIENCE: Press the ball! Press the ball! Press the ball! Press the ball! Press the ball! Press the ball! #.
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hurt me # Not like it's hurt me before # For once I have someone I know won't desert me # I'm not alone any more I'm so happy.
Whooo-oooooh! Thank you.
Thank you.
I just want to say, I think you're bloody hilarious.
Thank you.
Self-deprecating, funny, relevant.
I mean, laugh after laugh after laugh.
It just kept on coming.
And I really want you to win the entire series.
Yes, so do I! I think you could.
And I think you have a golden future.
Oh, thank you so much.
I do, honestly.
I'm shocked and delighted.
So am I! My face is hurting from laughing.
I am so pleased that Amanda pressed her golden buzzer for you.
You are brilliant and I cannot wait to hear more from you.
Well done.
Thank you very much.
You should be a comedy superstar.
All the jokes were original.
And you are incredibly likeable.
I couldn't fault it.
Well done.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Well Not only do I think you're an undiscovered little star, I could see you owning your own show.
Thank you.
What you did was so funny and naughty.
And unique.
This is why we make shows like this to find people like you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Ha-ha! How about that? That wasawesome.
Just a bit.
He's so So funny.
We were crying.
The whole UNICEF thing and throwing fish and chips out of the window.
Well done, fella.
Thank you so much.
Brilliant.
We'll see you live in the studio for the semi-finals.
Thank you so much.
Congratulations.
Off you go.
Celebrate.
Thank you so much.
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Are we good? Yeah.
Oh.
Really scared.
Yeah.
Don't be really scared.
Are you looking forward to this? A little bit nervous but Excited nervous.
You know? What's the worst that can happen? I get buzzed.
I'm sure you won't.
Get out there and get it going.
Come on.
You'll feel better when you're out there.
On to the star.
Have fun.
Enjoy.
Hello.
Hi.
Your name is? Sian.
OK.
How old are you? I'm 31.
And where are you from? I'm originally from Nuneaton in Warwickshire.
And do you work, Sian? Yes.
I'm an accounts manager.
You got kids? Yeah, three.
They're all here as well somewhere.
OK.
So Why have you left it till now to come on a show like this? Ermif I'm honest, I just get really scared.
Just It just Yeah, it scares me a bit.
And you're scared of what? Someone saying you're not very good? Yeah.
Yeah.
OK.
Well, you've come to the right place, then! I mean, if you're at all worried about someone saying, 'I didn't like your singing.
' I didn't put myself here.
Right.
Who did? My daughter applied on my behalf.
So, not much pressure, then Yeah.
Erwell, I'm looking forward to it.
Good luck.
# She was lost # In so many different ways # Out in the darkness With no guide Right, OK.
Sian.
It was so jolly and happy and horrible that it wasn't emotional.
With You.
Can you sing that? Yeah.
Yeah.
Please.
I'll try.
# I picked up your I think I've missed the beginning.
Sorry.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Start again.
Start again.
Start again.
It's OK.
She's proper nervous.
# I picked # Up your shirt # This morning # I don't know why # I don't know why # Every place # We ever walked # And everywhere we talked # I miss you # You never leave my mind # So much of you # Is left behind # You # Took my hopes # With you # Took my dreams # With you # Ooh-ooh # I keep thinking that you'll be calling # Everyone says it's all in my head # I can't accept it yet # I'm not ready to just give in # I know that I can't live with this pain # These feelings of regret # Every place I want to be # I want to see you there # You # You took my love With you Ha ha! Brilliant.
Bless her.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for your support.
That was lovely.
First of all, congratulations on what you just did.
Why I really liked that second song, apart from the fact that I loved the song, is that you weren't prepared for it.
And it was just the fact that you were actually so much more relaxed and I really felt that we were listening to who you really are.
I thought it was great.
Really, really, really good.
It was really, really moving.
Your children will be very proud.
Yeah.
You're very lucky she signed the application form for you.
So, now we have the real moment of truth.
David? It was like watching a caterpillar turning into a butterfly.
I'm going to say yes.
It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
You've got four yeses.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Well done.
Aw! Well done, Ebony.
Well done, Ebony.
Well done, you.
Well done.
That was brilliant.
She was great.
Some of them just freeze, don't they? They come out like - what's the saying - rabbit in the headlights? They're setting up a piano out there.
I take it that's yours.
It's mine.
It's not rabbit in the headlights.
It is! Deer in the headlights.
No, it's rabbit.
Badger? Badger in the? Come on.
Let's do it.
Best of luck, Tokio.
Just stand on the star.
Have a good one.
All the best, pal.
Hello.
Hello.
How are you? I'm very well, thanks.
A bit nervous.
That's all good.
Right, what's your name? My name is Tokio.
Tokio.
Very nice.
Where are you from? I'm from London.
Yeah.
And how old are you? I'm 32.
You can tell he's nervous.
What would it mean to you to win a show like Britain's Got Talent? It would mean the world, just from all I've been up to to this day.
I grew up in a really rough estate in London.
North West.
That definitely played a role in, you know, sticking at music because it was a way of releasing any kind of negative energy and putting it into something positive.
You know, it sounds really cliched, but playing piano for me kept me out of a lot of trouble.
When I was about nine years old, my dad came home one day with a keyboard in a box.
And I remember just playing for hours and hours that same night.
I'm really lucky to have been in a situation where I had something else to channel my energy.
# Some people got the real problems As a kid, I used to go to the Royal College Of Music, try and sneak into some shows.
I would even sneak in and have a little play in the rehearsal room.
# I'm only human after all I just remember being in this place and it looked like Hogwarts for music, or something.
I knew I couldn't afford to study there.
It was so expensive.
So I really made an effort to just work.
You know, I worked and worked, really, really hard.
Then I was offered a full scholarship.
If I was to get a yes from the judges today, that would be the best moment of my life, for sure.
# I'm only human after all # Don't put the blame on me That would be life-changing.
So this is your moment.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I like this.
This is brilliant.
He's proper talented, man.
Loved that.
Tremendous.
I loved that.
Absolutely tremendous.
Thank you, Tokio.
Thank you.
David? You had us from the first moment.
You could have heard a pin drop.
It was really, really fantastic.
Thank you very much.
It was literally like a film score.
It just inspired my imagination when I was listening to it.
Absolutely beautiful.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I think you're really edgy and really refreshing.
That couldn't have gone any more brilliantly, so well done.
Tokio, what was the song? The first piece was Debussy.
It's called Clair De Lune.
And then it blended into Ed Sheeran, Bloodstream.
Very clever.
We've never really had an act like you on the show before.
Was there someone who was, like, your mentor, or who inspired you? Yeah, Mr Morgan.
He was the guy who I kind of looked up to as a kid.
He was my music teacher.
Yeah.
And if it wasn't for him, guiding me and showing me where I could go, I probably wouldn't be here, or doing what I'm doing today, so, yeah.
I absolutely loved that audition.
Thank you.
Take a vote.
David? It's a yes from me! Amanda? Oh, yeah, without doubt, a yes from me.
Thank you.
It's a yes from me too.
Simon? 100%, Tokio.
You've got four yeses.
# I'm only human after all # I'm only human after all # Don't put the blame on me I like him a lot.
I like his energy.
He was great.
Thank you very much.
Brilliant, mate.
Brilliant.
Well done.
Thank you very much.
Four yeses.
Pleased? I mean, I wasn't expecting that.
Really? You just never know what to expect, if they're gonna like it.
That was amazing.
Don't put your blame on me Whoa-ho! Whoa! I did not buzz you.
I thought that was wonderfully entertaining and I think the audience agreed with me.
Is that right? Sanita, where do you live? Who? You.
Where do you live, darling? Excuse me.
Why do you want to know where I live? I'm just curious.
You ain't going to my house where I'm living.
No, no, it's not for me.
I don't care who you are.
You ain't finding out where I'm living.
Right, let's have a vote.
Absolutely no.
It's a no from me, darling.
It's a no from me.
It's a yes from me, and you know what? You have won the hearts of all these people here.
SHE BANGS - Ricky Martin Bye, darling.
Thanks, Sanita.
Thank you! She is terrifying.
Wasn't she lovely? Highlight of your day, wasn't it, Simon? Whoa Hello.
Hello.
And what's your name? My name's Josephine.
How old are you? Where are you from, Josephine? From London.
From London.
And what do you do? I'm gonna perform some magic for you today.
Ooh! I'm Josephine, I'm 29.
I started as a magician's assistant but decided to take the stage for myself and here I am today as a magician.
Being a magician can be really, really dangerous.
You never know what's gonna happen, but that's the adrenaline.
This is a magic act that's created entirely for Britain's Got Talent.
No-one's ever done anything like this.
Have you got a male assistant? No.
Just me, just me.
I'm not letting the men on the stage this time.
Excellent! It would be such an amazing thing for women in magic to have a female magician win Britain's Got Talent.
Gotta have faith.
Gotta have faith.
So this is your dream, yeah? It is.
All right.
Well, good luck.
Thank you very much.
So far, so good.
Well done so far.
Good luck.
How'd she do that? # I put a spell on you Because you're mine That was mind-blowing.
Wow.
David? I really loved that.
Beautifully visual.
I thought it was wonderful.
Alesha? Until that end part there I wasn't 100% sold but you just completely blew me away.
Thank you.
I thought it was fantastic.
I loved how beautiful it was and how elegant it was.
And you're hot.
So that helps.
Josephine, what I liked about your act is it was different and you're nervous enough to be likeable.
Is that good? ALESHA AND AMANDA: Yes! OK! That was amazing.
Thank you so much.
OK.
David? It's a yes from me.
Alesha? It's a yes from me.
Yes.
Josephine, you've got four yeses, congratulations.
Yeah! How did she do it? I'm not gonna ask how you done it.
It was amazing! It looked brilliant.
Magic.
It's magic.
She was on the board and then she was under the thing.
That's amazing.
See you next time.
Go and celebrate.
Well done.
See you next time.
Bye.
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ALL: Hi! Can I take down your act name, please? ALL: We are St Patrick's Junior Choir.
We got a plane from Ireland this morning and my friend beside me was a wee bit scared cos it was her first time.
It's just so overwhelming being here.
It's really, really exciting.
In our local area, everyone knows we're going to Britain's Got Talent.
So what have you got to remember then when you go on stage? ALL: To smile.
Yeah, smile.
In the shopping centres we sometimes get stopped by people saying, "Good luck on Britain's Got Talent.
Give it all you've got.
" What about you, Robbie? What are you going to do? Sing.
Normally I watch the telly and I see the panel and Ant and Dec on telly.
But today I'm gonna see them up front and it's just gonna be wow! Where are you all from? Where are you from? Northern Ireland.
County Down? Yeah.
Is that good? County Down! Yes! Is that good? "County Down in Norn Iron" Today I just want to impress everyone that's in the audience and make Northern Ireland proud.
Oh, yes, good lad! Come on If I met the Queen I would say, "Well, what's the craic?" Can you imagine if you were at school and the teacher said, "Right, you're gonna go on Britain's Got Talent"? I would have loved it.
Me, too.
Right? But I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing, I know that.
Hello.
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Thank you.
So I'm guessing this is a school choir.
What school are you? We are the choir of St Patrick's Junior Choir.
And whereabouts is St Patrick's school? It's in County Down in Northern Ireland.
Fantastic.
Welcome.
Thank you for making the journey to see us.
So are you their music teacher? Yes, I am.
My name's Patricia McCahey.
Is she a nice teacher? ALL: Yes.
You've got them well trained.
Can I ask you why is your choir different from everything else we've seen before? What do you think? We are unique because we have powerful voices and we make a very lovely tune.
AUDIENCE: Aw.
OK, guys, we're ready to be wowed.
Take it away.
Thank you.
Rightbeautiful, OK? SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW - Keane # I walked across an empty land # I knew the pathway like the back of my hand # I felt the earth beneath my feet # Sat by the river and it made me complete # Oh, simple thing, where have you gone? # I'm getting tired # I need someone to rely on # I came across a fallen tree # I felt the branches of it looking at me # Is this the place we used to love? Aw.
# Is this the place that I've been dreaming of? # Oh, simple thing, where have you gone? # I'm getting tired and I need someone to rely on # And if you have a minute, why don't we go? # Talk about it somewhere only we know # This could be the end of everything # So why don't we go # Somewhere only we know? Somewhere only we know-ow-ow Loved that.
Love it.
Loved it.
All of it.
Every single one of them.
That was brilliant.
Aw.
Yeah! Yes, that's it! Well done! Take another bow! Take another bow! Take another bow! Take another bow! Have another one! Do another one! They deserve it.
They deserved that.
What an incredible reaction.
Let's see what our judges think.
Every single one of you sang with so much passion and that was lovely to see and I found it quite emotional.
You've done a wonderful job with them and you should all be so proud of yourselves.
Well done.
Loved it, loved it, loved it.
This is a beautiful song.
I really liked the arrangement and you know what? You are having a good time and that's the most important thing.
You've got to love what you're doing.
That was a great audition.
The harmonising and the arrangement was absolutely stunning.
You've worked so hard and it really, really shone.
Well done.
So we are going to vote.
I am thrilled to start this off with a yes.
It's a yes from me! It's a yes from me! You guys have just got four yeses! # Somewhere # Over the rainbow Love it! Well done, guys.
Yes! Come on! Can you imagine the excitement in their little village.
What did it feel like when they said four yeses? I nearly started crying! Did you? Nearly started crying? I nearly fainted! You nearly fainted? Well, I'm glad you didn't faint.
I'm glad you're all well.
Listen, well done.
Come true I can hear that barrel being scraped.
I'm in.
Oh, yeah! Unbeliev.
.
able.
I'm gonna kill you later.
I'm gonna kill you.