Britain's Got Talent (2007) s11e04 Episode Script
Auditions 4
1 This is your three minutes to change your life.
# Oooooooh! # It was quite incredible.
What a wonderful thing.
To go on there, stand on that star, and then have your co-stars, Ant and Dec.
It was unbelievabl # This is a musical # And we're wearing our hats # # Throw me a lifeline, baby # What a talented young man you are.
A single colour.
You're thinking of the colour turquoise.
May I? Ladies and gentlemen, exactly the number - 717, The fantastic all-girl dance group Just Us won the nation's hearts on Saturday night.
How good was that moment? Amazing.
Stop.
And Issy Simpson joins me now.
You looked as though you weren't nervous at all.
I was a tiny bit nervous but very, very excited.
Tokio Myers stole the show on Britain's Got Talent over t I'm gonna say yes.
It was brilliant.
You guys are hot.
Oh, my! ANT: Unbelievable.
Welcome to Blackpool.
It's Britain's Got Talent 2017.
Hello, darling.
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
DAVID: Oh, hi.
Are you ready? Will they find the winner in Blackpool? I'm sure the Royal Family will love us.
God! Imagine if we have to perform in front of them.
Oh, we gonna win.
Don't worry.
# Celebrate good times, come on # Ladies and gentlemen, Ant and Dec! Give them a huge Blackpool welcome.
David Walliams.
Alesha Dixon! Amanda Holden.
The one and only Mr Simon Cowell.
It's amazing, isn't it? The variety.
Acrobats.
Jugglers.
Mediums.
How can you not be entertained watching Britain's Got Talent? Oh, dear.
Here we go.
(THUMPING RESONATES) Ermwhat's your name? Jay Wynn.
It doesn't sound very robot-y.
Just sounds like a guy.
I'm a support worker.
OK.
Where are you from? Gloucester.
You'd at least go (ROBOTIC VOICE) Gloucester! OK.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yeah? Yeah.
Give us a thumbs up.
He hasn't got a thumb.
Hi (AUDIENCE CLAPS TO MUSIC) # We're talking away # I don't know what I'm to say # I'll say it anyway It's too dance-y.
It needs to be a bit more Frigid.
# Take on me AUDIENCE: # Take on me! # Take me on # I'll be gone Oh, he got there! # In a day or two # (BUZZER) (BOOING) I don't get this.
The robot can't sing.
He's got a microchip on his shoulder.
(LAUGHS) I love you, Simon.
I'm joking.
I'm gonna kick this off with a no.
OK.
It's unique.
I'm gonna say yes.
(CHEERING) We're in Blackpool.
We're kicking off the show.
I am saying yes.
(CHEERING) I'm gonna say yes! # We'll always be together, however far it seems Well done, Jay.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
/fon Well, once again, you've raised the bar (!) Get ready.
Let's go.
Fellas, your time.
Enjoy it.
# We'll always be together, together in electric dreams # Oh, there is something for everybody in this line-up, isn't there? If you like the taller gent, if you like a ginger or if you like a little one.
There's one of each.
Ermwhat's your collective name? The Boyz.
I'm Matt and I'm 31.
I'm David.
I'm 34.
I'm Craig and I'm 42.
And I'm Richard and I'm 26.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) How long have you been together as a group? This line-up, we've been together for two years but I've been in it 22 years.
You see a gap in the market for what you're gonna do? We're different.
All right.
Well, listen, best of luck.
(THUNDERCLAP) # Everybody, yeah # Rock your body, yeah # Rock your body, yeah # Rock your body right # Backstreet's back, all right (RAPS) # Now throw your hands up in the air # Wave around like you just don't care # If you want to party let me hear you scream # (MUSIC CHANGES TO WE WILL ROCK YOU) Yes! I love this song! # We will, we will rock you # Gonna rock you, baby # We will, we will rock you # Gonna rock, gonna rock, gonna rock # Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! You guys are hot.
It's a little bit cheesy but who doesn't love cheese? What is there not to like about you guys? Thank you.
I love cheese.
Thank you.
It's a yes.
DAVID: Amanda.
It was really camp and it was very entertaining.
It's a yes.
Simon? I feel like I'm in some weird dream today.
It's like when you get a band back together again but the band's been put in a food mixer.
No.
Nobody cares because it's a yes from me.
# .
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now, now and hold on fast # Could this be the magic? # Look at them.
That was fun.
Hello, there.
Martin? Pleasure to meet you.
Faye.
Pleasure to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
You've got somebody behind you too.
The rest of the family.
This is the wife.
That was really one of the worst things we've had in my opinion.
AMANDA: It wasn't.
It was fun.
Oh, come on.
Have fun out there.
Enjoy it.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, look.
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
And who are you? I'm Martin.
And I'm Faye.
Anderthis is my daughter.
Awh.
How old are you, Faye? I'm 10.
And how old is your dad? She's not allowed to say.
Isn't she? And whose idea was this? We just found out Faye could sing so we thought we'd have a go.
OK.
What do you do for a living, Martin? I sing.
I've been singing since I can remember.
All right.
Good luck.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yeah.
# I pray you'll be our eyes # And watch us where we go # And help us to be wise # In times when we don't know-ow # Let this be our prayer # When we lose our way # Lead us to a place # Guard us with your grace # To a place where we'll be safe # Sognamo un mondo senza piu violenza # Un mondo di giustizia e di speranza Go on, you two! # Ognuno dia la mano al suo vicino # Simbolo di pace # Di fraternita # E la fede che # Hai acceso in noi # Sento che ci salve # .
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raaaaaaaaaaaa! # (WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely.
On paper, you might have thought, "A 10-year-old girl and her father singing opera together might not work.
" But it was absolutely lovely.
Thank you.
I love the fact you sing together and that's your daughter.
Beautiful.
10 years old, singing like that.
You're just wonderful.
Simon.
ErFaye, you started off the better.
Martin, you were good on the first chorus.
I'm slightly confused.
Because I don't know if it's the right or wrong thing that you two are still singing together.
(BOOING) Well, can I say, if you put her through, I'll go.
(AUDIENCE AWHS) I'm not No.
I don't want to get rid of either of you.
I just wonder if it's the right thing for both of you.
Yeah.
But, look, let me make this easy right now.
It's a yes.
Great.
I thought you were wonderful.
It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
Thank you.
Four yeses! Well done.
Thank you.
(WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Awh, I'm thrilled to bits.
So, girls, do you think you can win the competition? ALL: Ye One, two, three.
Perfect Pitch! (CHEERING) Let's do this.
Shall we do it? It's all yours.
(CHEERING) Good luck.
Ow! You hurt! Ow! Okey dokey, what have we got here? We are Perfect Pitch from Derbyshire.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Who's the youngest? Who's the oldest? Sophie's the youngest.
She's eight.
And the oldest is 14.
And what would you like to achieve if you were to win the show? Well, a choir has never won Britain's Got Talent before.
And it would be amazing to perform at the Royal Variety.
Bless 'em! I hope this goes well.
Good luck.
# I Wanna Be Like You # Ooh ooh ooh # Ooh ooh, ee ee # Now I'm the king of the swingers # The jungle VIP # I've reached the top and had to stop # And that's what bothering me # I wanna be a man, a man cub # And stroll right into town # And be just like the other men # I'm tired of monkeyin' around # Oh, oo bee doo, oo oo # I wanna be like you # Wha-be-be-bop # I wanna walk like you, talk like you too-oo-oo # You'll see it's true Doo be doo! Ha ha! I like it! # Wha-be-be-bop # Can learn to be hu-hu-hu-men too Ooh ooh! I like that bit.
# Look for the bare necessities They look good.
# The simple bare necessities # Forget about your worries and your strife # Yeah, yeah # I mean, the bare necessities # Old Mother Nature's recipes # That bring the bare necessities of life # Yes, they do # The bees are buzzin' in the trees # To make some honey just for me # You look under the rocks and plants # And take a glance at the fancy ants # And maybe try a few # The bare necessities of life # Will come to you # Ooh ooh, ee ee # Wha-be-be-bop! Yeah! # Yeah! How good was that? (CHEERING) Oh, that was so charming! It's kids singing the music that they love.
A bunch of gorgeous children.
I can tell you really enjoy what you're doing.
(CHEERING) I like the idea of this choir.
I think it's fun.
Going forward, there is a step up still you can go to.
But I like you, I love these guys.
Course, I love the songs.
I've now watched Jungle Book over a million times with Eric.
David, yes or no? I'm gonna say yes! (CHEERING) I'm saying yes.
It's a yes from me.
(CHEERING) Guess what? Four yeses.
Congratulations.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you.
Well done.
Congratulations.
Did you like that? I really loved that.
That was great.
# Let's go round again They're ready for you on stage.
Best of luck.
OK.
Off you go.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # One more time # Hello.
Hello.
What's your names? I'm Grace.
And I'm Ali.
And what's the name of the act? Grace and Ali.
(LAUGHTER) And how old are you both? I'm 17.
And I'm 16.
Where are you both from? I'm from Middlesbrough.
Hartlepool.
How did you two meet? We went to college to do performing arts and we met there.
And? We had to do a dance duet in our show.
Yeah.
(LAUGHTER) Andthings kind of went on from there.
What do you mean? (AUDIENCE WHOOP) Well, it's official! Aww! So you feel in love whilst you were dancing together? Yeah.
Aww! Who came up with the choreography? Us two.
You two.
Yeah.
Good.
I hope it goes well.
Good luck.
BOTH: Thank you.
(APPLAUSE) # SARA BAREILLES: Gravity # Something always brings me back to you # It never takes too long # No matter what I say or do # I still feel you here # Till the moment I'm gone # You hold me without touch # You keep me without chains # Set me free # Leave me be # I don't wanna fall another moment into your gravity # Here I am and I stand so tall # Just the way I'm supposed to be # But you're on to me # And all over me # I live here on my knees # As I try to make you see # That you're everything I think I need here on the ground # The one thing that I still know # Is that you're keeping me # Do-o-o-o-o-own # Woo ooh # You're on to me, on to me # And all over # Something always brings me back to you It never takes too long (CHEERING) (WHOOPING AND WHISTLING) Love that.
Really nice, that.
Really nice.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) That was pretty impressive.
(WHOOPING) Thank you very much, guys.
Let me go to Alesha.
You are two of the most talented dancers we have seen by a clear mile.
You are absolutely stunning together to watch.
(CHEERING) Skill level was insane.
You were so in synch, told a brilliant story.
I was in awe of your talent.
Thank you.
The choreography was stunning.
It was absolutely perfect.
(CHEERING) It was really, really moving.
I can't believe how young y It's incredible.
(CHEERING) You obviously are amazingly talented, and the song choice was sensational.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) We're going to vote now.
David.
I'm going to say yes.
(CHEERING) Alesha? It's a yes from me.
(CHEERING AND WHISTLING) Amanda.
Yes from me.
You've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # I'll give my all to you # You're my end and my beginning Well done! Well done.
Congratulations.
That was really good.
He was like Peter Pan.
Yeah.
So nimble.
So light on his feet.
Springy.
So good.
I thought they was great.
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Can you follow me, guys? It's a great day for you.
Fantastic day for me.
I just hope I don't get really nervous and freeze on the stage.
My name's Irshad Shaikh.
I'm 57 years old.
I'm from Ilford, Essex.
Irshad.
Hi.
We're ready for you.
Would you like to come with me? Yeah, sure.
I've been a sales person for 30 years, supplying machinery, spare parts.
How are you? Not bad.
Nervous, but font color="# The big dream for me is to perform and be a worldwide star.
That's it.
I think I could win Britain's Got Talent.
If I can impress the public and the judges, I could be a winner.
Let's do it! Let's see it.
All yours.
Good luck out.
Have fun.
Enjoy it.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello.
Who are you? My name's Irshad Shaikh.
I'm 57.
I'm from Ilford, Essex.
Brilliant.
Yes! Irshad, what brought you here? Fate, probably.
Fate? Fate.
So who filled the form out? I did.
OK.
(LAUGHTER) I won't ask what you're gonna do, but do you make a living from this? No, I'm a salesperson.
Brilliant.
Best of luck.
Thank you.
(AMERICAN ACCENT) Hi, everybody.
Stallone here.
I'm making my new movie: Rocky.
My movie is gonna have its premiere at the Royal Variety Performance .
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attended by Prince Charles, and the Queen.
(LAUGHS) What's this? (AS THE QUEEN) Oh, it was awfully nice That's the Queen now.
AUDIENCE: Off! I recognise that one.
(AS PRINCE PHILIP) A delightful treat and delightful to watch.
Mummy did enjoy the parachute jump.
(HIGH VOICE) Make sure I get on telly with EastEnders.
Ohh! (APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER) Oh David? I actually thought it was really funny.
(LAUGHTER) It was funny because it was the least accurate impressions I'd ever heard.
(LAUGHTER) So why the four buzzers? I didn't want to see you suffer.
I know what it's like if people aren't enjoying it.
I was enjoying it.
OK, well, carry on, then! Can I carry on? Yeah, carry on! AMANDA: Carry on! (LAUGHTER) ANT: Carry on! (MIMICS EASTENDERS THEME TUNE) (DAVID JOINS IN) There's theme tunes and everything! (COCKNEY) All right, Nick? (ALESHA GUFFAWS) Hello, Ma! (AS DOT COTTON) Oh, I say.
You're not my Nick.
My Nick was a good boy.
Go away! Peggy, tell him to go away! (AS PEGGY) 'Ere, get out of my pub! (LAUGHTER) I'll give you Simon Cowell.
Yes! Yes! Do it! AMANDA: Do your Simon Cowell! (OWN ACCENT) I like you in a funny sort of way.
Oh, bloody hell, not THAT funny sort of way! Is that you? Is it me? (LAUGHTER) I think that was you.
For my next act, put your hands like this.
Come on.
Come on.
(OFF-KEY) # Every night in my dreams # I see you, I feel you # They're actually doing it! (MIMICS BUZZER) Red buzzer.
(LAUGHTER) Louis, what do you say? (AS LOUIS WALSH) You look like a pop star, you sing like a you deserve to be in the final! (LAUGHTER) (CHEERING) Everybody.
You are, and I'm not kidding here, the worst impressionist we've ever had on this show in 11 years.
(LAUGHTER) I'm gonna say no.
I have to say, you were very, very funny.
Thank you.
And for that reason, I'm going to say yes.
(CHEERING) Thank you.
What? David? There is a market, I think, for the world's worst impressionist.
(LAUGHTER) You could be that! Thank you.
(LAUGHTER) Are you saying yes or no? Well, of course I'm saying yes! (CHEERING) He's gonna go through! He can't! He can't have four buzzers and go through! SIMON: Alesha? I mean # Come on, come on # Come on, come on # Come on, come on # Come on, come on I mean, I was howling with laughter! How can I not say yes? (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) What? He's done it! He's done it! A little less conversation Irshad, you are through to the next round! Thank you! Thank you very much.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you, thank you.
Four buzzers, three yeses.
I wasn't expecting that.
Nobody was.
Let's move it along.
The worst impressionist we've ever seen apparently.
Fantastic.
(LAUGHTER) I cannot wait to see what is next.
Angara Contortion group? We're ready for your audition now.
Come with me.
Let's go.
It's like a dream.
We were watching Britain's Got Talent on TV and we were always dreaming about performing.
And we are here today.
We want to share our talent.
It will be a big honour to perform for the Royal Family.
Meet Prince Harry.
Good luck, ladies.
Good luck.
(CHEERING) Oh, my gosh.
They look incredible.
Hello.
Hello.
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Thank you.
What is the name of your group? Angara Contortion Group.
Where are you from? Inside of Russia.
Wow.
Have you travelled all the way to come on this show? Yes.
How long did that take you? Six hours' flight to Moscow and then two or three hours to here.
Wow.
You've seen the show before? Yes, of course.
You think you can win? We hope so.
OK, well, good luck, girls.
Thank you.
(APPLAUSE) (CHEERING) (CHEERING) Oh, my.
Unbelievable.
# I got the eye of the tiger (CHEERING) Wow.
You girls are not human.
Unbelievable.
That was just a visual treat.
I am in awe.
Thank you.
That is one of the most stunning things I've ever seen on this show.
(CHEERING) I find it a bit uncomfortable to watch.
Because I'm not at all bendy and so when I see people bending like that, I get worried.
But this is incredible.
(CHEERING) It was absolutely brilliant.
Just other worldly.
And fabulous.
Well done.
I agree.
I agree with everything everybody has said.
The audience really liked it.
I have to tell you also, girls, you have amazing energy.
You put so much into this.
It was amazing.
Thank you.
(CHEERING) OK, so let me start with David.
It's a yes from me! (CHEERING) It's a yes from me, girls.
Yes from me.
Girls four yeses.
(CHEERING) And you're gonna hear me roar Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Come on, then.
There was an incredible atmosphere throughout.
I loved it.
That was fantastic! How was it for you? Scary.
Scary? Do you think the four of us could do that? Shall we try now? Brilliant.
Well done.
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Here we go.
(CHEERING) Are you ready to go out there? I think so.
This is the biggest audience I've ever played in front of.
Very scary.
I'm nervous.
We'll be OK.
I know we will.
We do this on a day-to-day basis.
Do you know why? Cos I'm your mum.
This is a massive deal being here.
We are used to small audiences but being here is truly amazing.
They're ready if you are.
OK.
Let's just do it.
Let's get you on.
Have fun.
To sing on such an iconic stage in front of so many people and obviously the judges is really a dream come true.
Hello.
What are your names? My name's Kim and this is my daughter, Lovely.
And we're called Maternal Instinct.
How old are you, Bethany? 43.
How long have you been singing together? Professionally about a year.
The club circuit or what? Hotels.
Weddings.
What is the big dream? Just the opportunity to sing in front of all these in our home town.
(CHEERING) Go for it.
(APPLAUSE) (ORGAN INTRO) # The higher you build your barriers # Away, away, away # The taller I become # The further you take my rights away # The faster I will run # You can deny me # You can decide to turn your face away # No matter, cos there's # Something inside so strong (CHEERING) # And I know that I can make it # Though you're doing me wrong, so wrong # You thought that my pride was gone # Oh, no # There's something inside so strong OK, girls # Whoa Something inside Thank you.
You actually do sound like not very good wedding singers if I'm being honest with you.
(JEERING) You do.
You've got so many bad habits and it's what I call karaoke, that's the truth.
David? We're looking for someone who can sing at the Royal Variety, perform in front of the Royal Family and it's hard to imagine that at the moment.
Amanda? I love the fact you are mother and daughter and I was getting ready to well up and go yay, and I just didn't feel anything.
Beth, I really liked your voice.
I think you should be doing something a bit more cool.
But as an act, honestly, girls, it wasn't strong enough.
I'm gonna go with my gut instinct here, I'm gonna say no.
It's a no from me.
Sorry, ladies, it's a no.
I'm so sorry it didn't work out for you.
Thank you.
Ah, ladies.
Sorry, girls.
No, it's all right.
It was just neither here nor there.
Hard though, innit? Scary.
Nervous, nervous, nervous.
The biggest audience I've ever performed to is in a school assembly.
And so it's quite a big step up coming here today.
It's quite scary.
Before you go on, I'm gonna ask you, is he any good? Yeah.
There was a little pause.
Are you ready to do it? Yeah.
All yours.
Today is definitely gonna be the biggest day of my life.
Four yeses from the judges would be the best thing ever.
(APPLAUSE) He's very tall.
Hello.
What is your name? My name is Harry Gardner.
How old are you? I'm 16.
Where are you from, Harry? I'm from Essex.
OK, so tell me why you decided to enter this show.
I just want to share my music with other people and see if they can relate.
OK.
(APPLAUSE) And Harry, what are you gonna sing for us today? The song I'm gonna sing is a song that I've written.
It's a song for my nan.
And it's a song called Not Alone.
My nan, she was diagnosed with Alzheimer's three years ago.
Oh.
This song is a tribute for her.
(APPLAUSE) Has she heard this song before, Harry? Yeah, I did play it to her.
She wasn't really aware of what was going on.
She looked happy which was nice.
OK, well, I can't wait to hear it.
Good luck.
Thanks very much.
# Open your eyes # And tell me what you see (CHEERING) # Am I among the forgotten? # Please say you remember me # We know you're there # Somewhere inside # I say a prayer # For you to smile # Looks like the angels # Owe me one today # But I stay strong # And I know it won't be long # Till I see the old days # Open your eyes and say hello # Open your mind and just let go # Tell me to get the remote # So we can watch your favourite show # And ruffle my hair and say it's bad # And tell me there's chocolate in your handbag # Tell me just how much I've grown # And let me know I'm not alone # We understand # Good things don't last # But I'd give anything # Just to hear you laugh # Looks like the angels owe me one today # But I stay strong and I know it won't be long # Till we see the old days # Open your eyes and say hello # Open your mind and just let go # Tell me to get the remote # So we can watch your favourite show # And ruffle my hair and say it's bad # And tell me there's chocolate in your handbag # Tell me just how much I've grown # And let me know I'm not alone # And let me know I'm not alone Thank you.
(CHEERING) Phwoar! (CHEERING CONTINUES) Thank you very much, Harry.
Thank you.
Amanda? Harry, that rea It really moved me.
I just wish your grandmother could see what you've done today, because I'm sure she'd be so proud of you.
(CHEERING) Thank you so much.
I really think it takes real courage to put your heart and soul and vulnerability into a song the way that you just did.
It was a fantastic audition.
(CHEERING) Writing a song about somebody that means so much to you, you did it with such emotion and passion.
It was just beautiful.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
(CHEERING) It's quite rare that I could remember an audition a month, or six months later.
This is one I'm gonna remember because it was very genuine, it absolutely showed your talent as a songwriter.
Yeah, I like you, Harry.
I think people are gonna get you.
(CHEERING) We're gonna vote.
David? I'm gonna say yes.
(CHEERING) Alesha? Easiest yes of the day.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a yes from me.
Well done.
Harry, guess what? Four yeses.
Get ready for the next round.
(CHEERING) Brilliant.
Well deserved.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
(WHISTLING) (ANT CHUCKLES) Well done, boss.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Amazing.
/ Oh! What are you doing to me, man? 'Ey! That really, really got me, that did.
What a wonderful song.
Just imagine if that was your child.
Your child had written a song like that about your parents.
I know.
I mean, it's incredible, isn't it? I know.
You've done so well.
So well.
So proud of you.
# LITTLE RICHARD: Tutti Frutti That was brilliant.
I'm not going.
I'm not going.
I found it highly erotic.
Mash it.
(LAUGHS) Are we ready, guys? Yes, John.
Thank you.
Love it.
Here we go.
Go on.
Good luck.
Have fun out there.
(CHEERING) Hello, sir.
Hi.
What's your name and where are you from? I'm John Parnell and I'm from Nuneaton in Warwickshire, the other side of Coventry, so it was a good drive down this morning.
(LAUGHTER) So tell me a little bit about yourself.
Well, I used to have a very stressful career, like a lot of I worked with computers all over the UK.
50,000 miles a year, travelling for 20 years.
Oh, bless you.
And, er, I was luckily made redundant and decided to go full-time with my hobby and I'm going to show you a little bit of that today.
Fantastic.
(CHEERING) So now What's the big dream for you now? To teach the world to hoop.
Yes! Fantastic.
OK, my name's John but, these days, most people know me as the Hoop Guy, cos, hey, I'm a guy and I hoop.
Hoop Guy.
I actually learned to hula hoop when I was 53.
A lady by the Mel came along one night with a big hoop on her shoulder.
She let me try it and I could do it.
I could do it there and then.
I was hooked.
When it comes to hooping, size matters.
Trying to find enough room.
I can't.
When I get out onto that stage today, I am going to show that audience what an old man can do with a hoop.
(CHEERING) All right, John, take it away.
Thank you.
# I was working through the back with my hoop # Then I saw this guy hooping (LAUGHTER) # And my heart broke the loop (CHEERING) # His tale was so true What is this song? # So I watch to see more Good hips, though.
# Orbiting round Good hips, though.
Yeah, good hips.
# Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy # He's my hoop guy # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy # Savour with Hoop Guy # Oh, how we'll learn (BUZZER) # And he says he loves my gyrations (WHISTLING) # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy # My hula hoop guy # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy That's it.
# He's mine # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy What a shot! # He's my hoop guy # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy # My favourite hoop guy # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy # My hula hoop guy # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy # He's my hoop guy # (CHEERING) Hoop Guy.
Hoop Guy.
Thanks, John.
Thank you, John.
John, I found it highly erotic.
(LAUGHTER) John, was that song written especially for you? No, can I be Can we share a secret, John? Go on.
Yes.
/f We've just had the premiere of Alesha's new single and I think it's one of your (LAUGHTER) I think it's one of the best records you've made.
I'm beings serious.
H to the double-O P, G-U-Y.
(CHEERING) Hoop Guy, my, my, my.
(AMANDA GIGGLES) If you are prepared, Alesha, to sing that song with John at the semi-finals, I'm gonna give him a yes.
(LAUGHTER) (CHEERING) Well, I see two people didn't like my hooping.
Maybe they'd like to come up and show us how good THEY are.
(CHEERING) Come on.
Up you go.
Come on.
Up you go.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm not going.
Come on.
I'm not going.
(LAUGHS) Eh? I'm not going.
(DAVID CONTINUES GIGGLING) (LAUGHS) Oh, I would pay good money to see Simon Cowell hula hoop.
Come on.
Come on.
Ow! Come on.
Come on.
But I want her to sing the song.
You sing and I'll hoop.
Can we have the music? I'm not singing it.
(LAUGHS) No, you sing it and I'll hoop it.
No, you sing it and I'll hoop it.
# Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy You sing it and I'll hoop it.
I'm not singing it.
# Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy I don't know how to do this.
Show me.
(CHEERING) ALESHA: Woo! # .
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my gyrations # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy # My hula hoop guy (LAUGHTER) # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy (WHISTLING) # He's mine # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy (BUZZER) (WHISTLING) I can't get that song out of my head.
(CHEERING) David? Yes or no? Obviously, yes! (CHEERING) John, I'm gonna do this on the assumption that Alesha will be - Oh, will you just - And I'm trying to help you have a hit single.
It's a second yes from me.
(CHEERING) # QUEEN: Don't Stop Me Now It's a yes from me, John.
(CHEERING) It's a yes from me.
Thank you! (CHEERING) Congratulations.
It's amazing.
Oh, well done, John.
Well done, Hula Hoop Guy.
If you enjoyed that, I mean, they've said yes for now If I get back, it won't just be this.
There will be Oh, stand by to be amazed.
Oh! I'm standing by, John.
Standing by.
Everyone is singing that song right now.
Would you buy that record if she put it out, by Alesha? No.
Hoop guy, hoop guy (GIGGLES) Christine, hello.
Hi.
Don't look so nervous.
Here we go, then, guys.
Moving on.
(CHEERING) This is it.
Me? Have fun.
Enjoy.
(CHEERING) (WHISTLING) Welcome.
Thank you.
How are you? A bit nervous.
Very nervous.
Are you? There's nothing to be nervous about.
Tell us about you.
My name is Christine Tew.
Yeah.
I'm 65 years of age.
65? I want what she's on.
(CHEERING) Oh, my God.
I want what she's on.
I retired five years ago, I was a registrar of births, deaths and marriages.
Before that, I was a nurse in various roles.
Oh.
(CHEERING) And, Christine, are you married? I am.
Happily? Happily, 44 years next month.
My God! Wow! (CHEERING) (CLASSICAL MUSIC) I have been doing this act since I retired, but my love of music, I've had since I was a little girl.
Through my childhood and growing-up years, I remember my father playing the piano and I was part of an orchestra.
I'm a member of a choir.
I'm in various walking groups.
So, yeah, I've got lots of hobbies.
If I had the opportunity to perform in front of the Royal Family, it would be a great honour and privilege.
Christine, what do you hope could come out of this audition, if you do well today? I hope to progress and to learn a lot more in this adventure.
Good.
Good luck.
(CHEERING) (CLASSICAL MUSIC) (CHEERING) (WOLF-WHISTLING) (RECORD SCRATCHES) # Eat, sleep, rave, repeat # Eat, sleep, rave, repeat Is she a DJ? # Eat, sleep, rave, repeat # Eat, sleep, rave, repeat, Eat, sleep, rave, repeat # Eat, sleep, rave, repeat # (CHEERING) (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) # Take a sip from a secret potion # I'll make you fall in love (CHEERING) # Boy, you belong to me # I've got the recipe # And it's called black magic # # Give me your love # I need it (GIGGLES) # Give me your love # I'm bleeding, ooh-ooh, yeah # Why don't you give me your love? (CHEERING) # Give me your love # Give me your love # # Let's dance # To the song they're playing # On the radio # Let's dance! # (CHEERING) (SILENCE) # I did it my way (WHISTLING) # Yes, there were times # I'm sure you knew # When I bit off # More than I could chew (CHEERING) What are they doing? What's Simon and David doing? # I stood tall # And did it my way # (CHEERING) Oh, that was fun.
I tell you what, if she can do that/fo So, are you? Is your DJ name DJ Dizzy? DJ Dizzy Twilight.
Go on, DJ Dizzy Twilight.
(GIGGLES) I love it.
If you ever need an MC, DJ Dizzy, I'm your girl.
Doesn't matter that you can't mix, that was brilliant.
(LAUGHTER) I was feeling the vibes that she was bringing 'pon the stage.
Go on, DJ Dizzy.
(GIGGLES) (CHEERING) Oh, my God, Christine.
I thought we were gonna get, like, 'The hills are alive with the sound of music' or something.
You're a little minx, aren't you? (LAUGHTER) Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop! OK, we're gonna vote.
David? (CLEARS THROAT) I'd like to get on down to some more from Christine, so I'm saying yes.
Thank you.
(CHEERING) DJ Dizzy on the decks, it's a yes from me.
(CHEERING) Thank you.
It's a yes from me, Christine Tew.
Thank you.
(CHEERING) Look, Christine, I think this show is all about finding people who are interesting and different, and that's why you have four yeses.
(CHEERING) (WHISTLING) (CHEERING) Well done, you.
Ooh! Talk about expect the unexpected! (GIGGLES) The whole place was rocking.
It was rocking, wasn't it? Yeah.
Oh! You know what? Kidding aside, it's a fantastic launch pad for the remix of Hula.
(GIGGLES) We'll get the exclusive.
I'm being serious.
Mash it.
(LAUGHS)
# Oooooooh! # It was quite incredible.
What a wonderful thing.
To go on there, stand on that star, and then have your co-stars, Ant and Dec.
It was unbelievabl # This is a musical # And we're wearing our hats # # Throw me a lifeline, baby # What a talented young man you are.
A single colour.
You're thinking of the colour turquoise.
May I? Ladies and gentlemen, exactly the number - 717, The fantastic all-girl dance group Just Us won the nation's hearts on Saturday night.
How good was that moment? Amazing.
Stop.
And Issy Simpson joins me now.
You looked as though you weren't nervous at all.
I was a tiny bit nervous but very, very excited.
Tokio Myers stole the show on Britain's Got Talent over t I'm gonna say yes.
It was brilliant.
You guys are hot.
Oh, my! ANT: Unbelievable.
Welcome to Blackpool.
It's Britain's Got Talent 2017.
Hello, darling.
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
DAVID: Oh, hi.
Are you ready? Will they find the winner in Blackpool? I'm sure the Royal Family will love us.
God! Imagine if we have to perform in front of them.
Oh, we gonna win.
Don't worry.
# Celebrate good times, come on # Ladies and gentlemen, Ant and Dec! Give them a huge Blackpool welcome.
David Walliams.
Alesha Dixon! Amanda Holden.
The one and only Mr Simon Cowell.
It's amazing, isn't it? The variety.
Acrobats.
Jugglers.
Mediums.
How can you not be entertained watching Britain's Got Talent? Oh, dear.
Here we go.
(THUMPING RESONATES) Ermwhat's your name? Jay Wynn.
It doesn't sound very robot-y.
Just sounds like a guy.
I'm a support worker.
OK.
Where are you from? Gloucester.
You'd at least go (ROBOTIC VOICE) Gloucester! OK.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yeah? Yeah.
Give us a thumbs up.
He hasn't got a thumb.
Hi (AUDIENCE CLAPS TO MUSIC) # We're talking away # I don't know what I'm to say # I'll say it anyway It's too dance-y.
It needs to be a bit more Frigid.
# Take on me AUDIENCE: # Take on me! # Take me on # I'll be gone Oh, he got there! # In a day or two # (BUZZER) (BOOING) I don't get this.
The robot can't sing.
He's got a microchip on his shoulder.
(LAUGHS) I love you, Simon.
I'm joking.
I'm gonna kick this off with a no.
OK.
It's unique.
I'm gonna say yes.
(CHEERING) We're in Blackpool.
We're kicking off the show.
I am saying yes.
(CHEERING) I'm gonna say yes! # We'll always be together, however far it seems Well done, Jay.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
/fon Well, once again, you've raised the bar (!) Get ready.
Let's go.
Fellas, your time.
Enjoy it.
# We'll always be together, together in electric dreams # Oh, there is something for everybody in this line-up, isn't there? If you like the taller gent, if you like a ginger or if you like a little one.
There's one of each.
Ermwhat's your collective name? The Boyz.
I'm Matt and I'm 31.
I'm David.
I'm 34.
I'm Craig and I'm 42.
And I'm Richard and I'm 26.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) How long have you been together as a group? This line-up, we've been together for two years but I've been in it 22 years.
You see a gap in the market for what you're gonna do? We're different.
All right.
Well, listen, best of luck.
(THUNDERCLAP) # Everybody, yeah # Rock your body, yeah # Rock your body, yeah # Rock your body right # Backstreet's back, all right (RAPS) # Now throw your hands up in the air # Wave around like you just don't care # If you want to party let me hear you scream # (MUSIC CHANGES TO WE WILL ROCK YOU) Yes! I love this song! # We will, we will rock you # Gonna rock you, baby # We will, we will rock you # Gonna rock, gonna rock, gonna rock # Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! You guys are hot.
It's a little bit cheesy but who doesn't love cheese? What is there not to like about you guys? Thank you.
I love cheese.
Thank you.
It's a yes.
DAVID: Amanda.
It was really camp and it was very entertaining.
It's a yes.
Simon? I feel like I'm in some weird dream today.
It's like when you get a band back together again but the band's been put in a food mixer.
No.
Nobody cares because it's a yes from me.
# .
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now, now and hold on fast # Could this be the magic? # Look at them.
That was fun.
Hello, there.
Martin? Pleasure to meet you.
Faye.
Pleasure to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
You've got somebody behind you too.
The rest of the family.
This is the wife.
That was really one of the worst things we've had in my opinion.
AMANDA: It wasn't.
It was fun.
Oh, come on.
Have fun out there.
Enjoy it.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, look.
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
And who are you? I'm Martin.
And I'm Faye.
Anderthis is my daughter.
Awh.
How old are you, Faye? I'm 10.
And how old is your dad? She's not allowed to say.
Isn't she? And whose idea was this? We just found out Faye could sing so we thought we'd have a go.
OK.
What do you do for a living, Martin? I sing.
I've been singing since I can remember.
All right.
Good luck.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yeah.
# I pray you'll be our eyes # And watch us where we go # And help us to be wise # In times when we don't know-ow # Let this be our prayer # When we lose our way # Lead us to a place # Guard us with your grace # To a place where we'll be safe # Sognamo un mondo senza piu violenza # Un mondo di giustizia e di speranza Go on, you two! # Ognuno dia la mano al suo vicino # Simbolo di pace # Di fraternita # E la fede che # Hai acceso in noi # Sento che ci salve # .
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raaaaaaaaaaaa! # (WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely.
On paper, you might have thought, "A 10-year-old girl and her father singing opera together might not work.
" But it was absolutely lovely.
Thank you.
I love the fact you sing together and that's your daughter.
Beautiful.
10 years old, singing like that.
You're just wonderful.
Simon.
ErFaye, you started off the better.
Martin, you were good on the first chorus.
I'm slightly confused.
Because I don't know if it's the right or wrong thing that you two are still singing together.
(BOOING) Well, can I say, if you put her through, I'll go.
(AUDIENCE AWHS) I'm not No.
I don't want to get rid of either of you.
I just wonder if it's the right thing for both of you.
Yeah.
But, look, let me make this easy right now.
It's a yes.
Great.
I thought you were wonderful.
It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
Thank you.
Four yeses! Well done.
Thank you.
(WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Awh, I'm thrilled to bits.
So, girls, do you think you can win the competition? ALL: Ye One, two, three.
Perfect Pitch! (CHEERING) Let's do this.
Shall we do it? It's all yours.
(CHEERING) Good luck.
Ow! You hurt! Ow! Okey dokey, what have we got here? We are Perfect Pitch from Derbyshire.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Who's the youngest? Who's the oldest? Sophie's the youngest.
She's eight.
And the oldest is 14.
And what would you like to achieve if you were to win the show? Well, a choir has never won Britain's Got Talent before.
And it would be amazing to perform at the Royal Variety.
Bless 'em! I hope this goes well.
Good luck.
# I Wanna Be Like You # Ooh ooh ooh # Ooh ooh, ee ee # Now I'm the king of the swingers # The jungle VIP # I've reached the top and had to stop # And that's what bothering me # I wanna be a man, a man cub # And stroll right into town # And be just like the other men # I'm tired of monkeyin' around # Oh, oo bee doo, oo oo # I wanna be like you # Wha-be-be-bop # I wanna walk like you, talk like you too-oo-oo # You'll see it's true Doo be doo! Ha ha! I like it! # Wha-be-be-bop # Can learn to be hu-hu-hu-men too Ooh ooh! I like that bit.
# Look for the bare necessities They look good.
# The simple bare necessities # Forget about your worries and your strife # Yeah, yeah # I mean, the bare necessities # Old Mother Nature's recipes # That bring the bare necessities of life # Yes, they do # The bees are buzzin' in the trees # To make some honey just for me # You look under the rocks and plants # And take a glance at the fancy ants # And maybe try a few # The bare necessities of life # Will come to you # Ooh ooh, ee ee # Wha-be-be-bop! Yeah! # Yeah! How good was that? (CHEERING) Oh, that was so charming! It's kids singing the music that they love.
A bunch of gorgeous children.
I can tell you really enjoy what you're doing.
(CHEERING) I like the idea of this choir.
I think it's fun.
Going forward, there is a step up still you can go to.
But I like you, I love these guys.
Course, I love the songs.
I've now watched Jungle Book over a million times with Eric.
David, yes or no? I'm gonna say yes! (CHEERING) I'm saying yes.
It's a yes from me.
(CHEERING) Guess what? Four yeses.
Congratulations.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you.
Well done.
Congratulations.
Did you like that? I really loved that.
That was great.
# Let's go round again They're ready for you on stage.
Best of luck.
OK.
Off you go.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # One more time # Hello.
Hello.
What's your names? I'm Grace.
And I'm Ali.
And what's the name of the act? Grace and Ali.
(LAUGHTER) And how old are you both? I'm 17.
And I'm 16.
Where are you both from? I'm from Middlesbrough.
Hartlepool.
How did you two meet? We went to college to do performing arts and we met there.
And? We had to do a dance duet in our show.
Yeah.
(LAUGHTER) Andthings kind of went on from there.
What do you mean? (AUDIENCE WHOOP) Well, it's official! Aww! So you feel in love whilst you were dancing together? Yeah.
Aww! Who came up with the choreography? Us two.
You two.
Yeah.
Good.
I hope it goes well.
Good luck.
BOTH: Thank you.
(APPLAUSE) # SARA BAREILLES: Gravity # Something always brings me back to you # It never takes too long # No matter what I say or do # I still feel you here # Till the moment I'm gone # You hold me without touch # You keep me without chains # Set me free # Leave me be # I don't wanna fall another moment into your gravity # Here I am and I stand so tall # Just the way I'm supposed to be # But you're on to me # And all over me # I live here on my knees # As I try to make you see # That you're everything I think I need here on the ground # The one thing that I still know # Is that you're keeping me # Do-o-o-o-o-own # Woo ooh # You're on to me, on to me # And all over # Something always brings me back to you It never takes too long (CHEERING) (WHOOPING AND WHISTLING) Love that.
Really nice, that.
Really nice.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) That was pretty impressive.
(WHOOPING) Thank you very much, guys.
Let me go to Alesha.
You are two of the most talented dancers we have seen by a clear mile.
You are absolutely stunning together to watch.
(CHEERING) Skill level was insane.
You were so in synch, told a brilliant story.
I was in awe of your talent.
Thank you.
The choreography was stunning.
It was absolutely perfect.
(CHEERING) It was really, really moving.
I can't believe how young y It's incredible.
(CHEERING) You obviously are amazingly talented, and the song choice was sensational.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) We're going to vote now.
David.
I'm going to say yes.
(CHEERING) Alesha? It's a yes from me.
(CHEERING AND WHISTLING) Amanda.
Yes from me.
You've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # I'll give my all to you # You're my end and my beginning Well done! Well done.
Congratulations.
That was really good.
He was like Peter Pan.
Yeah.
So nimble.
So light on his feet.
Springy.
So good.
I thought they was great.
It's competition time! Here's your chance to win a super prize.
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Can you follow me, guys? It's a great day for you.
Fantastic day for me.
I just hope I don't get really nervous and freeze on the stage.
My name's Irshad Shaikh.
I'm 57 years old.
I'm from Ilford, Essex.
Irshad.
Hi.
We're ready for you.
Would you like to come with me? Yeah, sure.
I've been a sales person for 30 years, supplying machinery, spare parts.
How are you? Not bad.
Nervous, but font color="# The big dream for me is to perform and be a worldwide star.
That's it.
I think I could win Britain's Got Talent.
If I can impress the public and the judges, I could be a winner.
Let's do it! Let's see it.
All yours.
Good luck out.
Have fun.
Enjoy it.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello.
Who are you? My name's Irshad Shaikh.
I'm 57.
I'm from Ilford, Essex.
Brilliant.
Yes! Irshad, what brought you here? Fate, probably.
Fate? Fate.
So who filled the form out? I did.
OK.
(LAUGHTER) I won't ask what you're gonna do, but do you make a living from this? No, I'm a salesperson.
Brilliant.
Best of luck.
Thank you.
(AMERICAN ACCENT) Hi, everybody.
Stallone here.
I'm making my new movie: Rocky.
My movie is gonna have its premiere at the Royal Variety Performance .
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attended by Prince Charles, and the Queen.
(LAUGHS) What's this? (AS THE QUEEN) Oh, it was awfully nice That's the Queen now.
AUDIENCE: Off! I recognise that one.
(AS PRINCE PHILIP) A delightful treat and delightful to watch.
Mummy did enjoy the parachute jump.
(HIGH VOICE) Make sure I get on telly with EastEnders.
Ohh! (APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER) Oh David? I actually thought it was really funny.
(LAUGHTER) It was funny because it was the least accurate impressions I'd ever heard.
(LAUGHTER) So why the four buzzers? I didn't want to see you suffer.
I know what it's like if people aren't enjoying it.
I was enjoying it.
OK, well, carry on, then! Can I carry on? Yeah, carry on! AMANDA: Carry on! (LAUGHTER) ANT: Carry on! (MIMICS EASTENDERS THEME TUNE) (DAVID JOINS IN) There's theme tunes and everything! (COCKNEY) All right, Nick? (ALESHA GUFFAWS) Hello, Ma! (AS DOT COTTON) Oh, I say.
You're not my Nick.
My Nick was a good boy.
Go away! Peggy, tell him to go away! (AS PEGGY) 'Ere, get out of my pub! (LAUGHTER) I'll give you Simon Cowell.
Yes! Yes! Do it! AMANDA: Do your Simon Cowell! (OWN ACCENT) I like you in a funny sort of way.
Oh, bloody hell, not THAT funny sort of way! Is that you? Is it me? (LAUGHTER) I think that was you.
For my next act, put your hands like this.
Come on.
Come on.
(OFF-KEY) # Every night in my dreams # I see you, I feel you # They're actually doing it! (MIMICS BUZZER) Red buzzer.
(LAUGHTER) Louis, what do you say? (AS LOUIS WALSH) You look like a pop star, you sing like a you deserve to be in the final! (LAUGHTER) (CHEERING) Everybody.
You are, and I'm not kidding here, the worst impressionist we've ever had on this show in 11 years.
(LAUGHTER) I'm gonna say no.
I have to say, you were very, very funny.
Thank you.
And for that reason, I'm going to say yes.
(CHEERING) Thank you.
What? David? There is a market, I think, for the world's worst impressionist.
(LAUGHTER) You could be that! Thank you.
(LAUGHTER) Are you saying yes or no? Well, of course I'm saying yes! (CHEERING) He's gonna go through! He can't! He can't have four buzzers and go through! SIMON: Alesha? I mean # Come on, come on # Come on, come on # Come on, come on # Come on, come on I mean, I was howling with laughter! How can I not say yes? (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) What? He's done it! He's done it! A little less conversation Irshad, you are through to the next round! Thank you! Thank you very much.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you, thank you.
Four buzzers, three yeses.
I wasn't expecting that.
Nobody was.
Let's move it along.
The worst impressionist we've ever seen apparently.
Fantastic.
(LAUGHTER) I cannot wait to see what is next.
Angara Contortion group? We're ready for your audition now.
Come with me.
Let's go.
It's like a dream.
We were watching Britain's Got Talent on TV and we were always dreaming about performing.
And we are here today.
We want to share our talent.
It will be a big honour to perform for the Royal Family.
Meet Prince Harry.
Good luck, ladies.
Good luck.
(CHEERING) Oh, my gosh.
They look incredible.
Hello.
Hello.
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Thank you.
What is the name of your group? Angara Contortion Group.
Where are you from? Inside of Russia.
Wow.
Have you travelled all the way to come on this show? Yes.
How long did that take you? Six hours' flight to Moscow and then two or three hours to here.
Wow.
You've seen the show before? Yes, of course.
You think you can win? We hope so.
OK, well, good luck, girls.
Thank you.
(APPLAUSE) (CHEERING) (CHEERING) Oh, my.
Unbelievable.
# I got the eye of the tiger (CHEERING) Wow.
You girls are not human.
Unbelievable.
That was just a visual treat.
I am in awe.
Thank you.
That is one of the most stunning things I've ever seen on this show.
(CHEERING) I find it a bit uncomfortable to watch.
Because I'm not at all bendy and so when I see people bending like that, I get worried.
But this is incredible.
(CHEERING) It was absolutely brilliant.
Just other worldly.
And fabulous.
Well done.
I agree.
I agree with everything everybody has said.
The audience really liked it.
I have to tell you also, girls, you have amazing energy.
You put so much into this.
It was amazing.
Thank you.
(CHEERING) OK, so let me start with David.
It's a yes from me! (CHEERING) It's a yes from me, girls.
Yes from me.
Girls four yeses.
(CHEERING) And you're gonna hear me roar Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Come on, then.
There was an incredible atmosphere throughout.
I loved it.
That was fantastic! How was it for you? Scary.
Scary? Do you think the four of us could do that? Shall we try now? Brilliant.
Well done.
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Here we go.
(CHEERING) Are you ready to go out there? I think so.
This is the biggest audience I've ever played in front of.
Very scary.
I'm nervous.
We'll be OK.
I know we will.
We do this on a day-to-day basis.
Do you know why? Cos I'm your mum.
This is a massive deal being here.
We are used to small audiences but being here is truly amazing.
They're ready if you are.
OK.
Let's just do it.
Let's get you on.
Have fun.
To sing on such an iconic stage in front of so many people and obviously the judges is really a dream come true.
Hello.
What are your names? My name's Kim and this is my daughter, Lovely.
And we're called Maternal Instinct.
How old are you, Bethany? 43.
How long have you been singing together? Professionally about a year.
The club circuit or what? Hotels.
Weddings.
What is the big dream? Just the opportunity to sing in front of all these in our home town.
(CHEERING) Go for it.
(APPLAUSE) (ORGAN INTRO) # The higher you build your barriers # Away, away, away # The taller I become # The further you take my rights away # The faster I will run # You can deny me # You can decide to turn your face away # No matter, cos there's # Something inside so strong (CHEERING) # And I know that I can make it # Though you're doing me wrong, so wrong # You thought that my pride was gone # Oh, no # There's something inside so strong OK, girls # Whoa Something inside Thank you.
You actually do sound like not very good wedding singers if I'm being honest with you.
(JEERING) You do.
You've got so many bad habits and it's what I call karaoke, that's the truth.
David? We're looking for someone who can sing at the Royal Variety, perform in front of the Royal Family and it's hard to imagine that at the moment.
Amanda? I love the fact you are mother and daughter and I was getting ready to well up and go yay, and I just didn't feel anything.
Beth, I really liked your voice.
I think you should be doing something a bit more cool.
But as an act, honestly, girls, it wasn't strong enough.
I'm gonna go with my gut instinct here, I'm gonna say no.
It's a no from me.
Sorry, ladies, it's a no.
I'm so sorry it didn't work out for you.
Thank you.
Ah, ladies.
Sorry, girls.
No, it's all right.
It was just neither here nor there.
Hard though, innit? Scary.
Nervous, nervous, nervous.
The biggest audience I've ever performed to is in a school assembly.
And so it's quite a big step up coming here today.
It's quite scary.
Before you go on, I'm gonna ask you, is he any good? Yeah.
There was a little pause.
Are you ready to do it? Yeah.
All yours.
Today is definitely gonna be the biggest day of my life.
Four yeses from the judges would be the best thing ever.
(APPLAUSE) He's very tall.
Hello.
What is your name? My name is Harry Gardner.
How old are you? I'm 16.
Where are you from, Harry? I'm from Essex.
OK, so tell me why you decided to enter this show.
I just want to share my music with other people and see if they can relate.
OK.
(APPLAUSE) And Harry, what are you gonna sing for us today? The song I'm gonna sing is a song that I've written.
It's a song for my nan.
And it's a song called Not Alone.
My nan, she was diagnosed with Alzheimer's three years ago.
Oh.
This song is a tribute for her.
(APPLAUSE) Has she heard this song before, Harry? Yeah, I did play it to her.
She wasn't really aware of what was going on.
She looked happy which was nice.
OK, well, I can't wait to hear it.
Good luck.
Thanks very much.
# Open your eyes # And tell me what you see (CHEERING) # Am I among the forgotten? # Please say you remember me # We know you're there # Somewhere inside # I say a prayer # For you to smile # Looks like the angels # Owe me one today # But I stay strong # And I know it won't be long # Till I see the old days # Open your eyes and say hello # Open your mind and just let go # Tell me to get the remote # So we can watch your favourite show # And ruffle my hair and say it's bad # And tell me there's chocolate in your handbag # Tell me just how much I've grown # And let me know I'm not alone # We understand # Good things don't last # But I'd give anything # Just to hear you laugh # Looks like the angels owe me one today # But I stay strong and I know it won't be long # Till we see the old days # Open your eyes and say hello # Open your mind and just let go # Tell me to get the remote # So we can watch your favourite show # And ruffle my hair and say it's bad # And tell me there's chocolate in your handbag # Tell me just how much I've grown # And let me know I'm not alone # And let me know I'm not alone Thank you.
(CHEERING) Phwoar! (CHEERING CONTINUES) Thank you very much, Harry.
Thank you.
Amanda? Harry, that rea It really moved me.
I just wish your grandmother could see what you've done today, because I'm sure she'd be so proud of you.
(CHEERING) Thank you so much.
I really think it takes real courage to put your heart and soul and vulnerability into a song the way that you just did.
It was a fantastic audition.
(CHEERING) Writing a song about somebody that means so much to you, you did it with such emotion and passion.
It was just beautiful.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
(CHEERING) It's quite rare that I could remember an audition a month, or six months later.
This is one I'm gonna remember because it was very genuine, it absolutely showed your talent as a songwriter.
Yeah, I like you, Harry.
I think people are gonna get you.
(CHEERING) We're gonna vote.
David? I'm gonna say yes.
(CHEERING) Alesha? Easiest yes of the day.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a yes from me.
Well done.
Harry, guess what? Four yeses.
Get ready for the next round.
(CHEERING) Brilliant.
Well deserved.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
(WHISTLING) (ANT CHUCKLES) Well done, boss.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Amazing.
/ Oh! What are you doing to me, man? 'Ey! That really, really got me, that did.
What a wonderful song.
Just imagine if that was your child.
Your child had written a song like that about your parents.
I know.
I mean, it's incredible, isn't it? I know.
You've done so well.
So well.
So proud of you.
# LITTLE RICHARD: Tutti Frutti That was brilliant.
I'm not going.
I'm not going.
I found it highly erotic.
Mash it.
(LAUGHS) Are we ready, guys? Yes, John.
Thank you.
Love it.
Here we go.
Go on.
Good luck.
Have fun out there.
(CHEERING) Hello, sir.
Hi.
What's your name and where are you from? I'm John Parnell and I'm from Nuneaton in Warwickshire, the other side of Coventry, so it was a good drive down this morning.
(LAUGHTER) So tell me a little bit about yourself.
Well, I used to have a very stressful career, like a lot of I worked with computers all over the UK.
50,000 miles a year, travelling for 20 years.
Oh, bless you.
And, er, I was luckily made redundant and decided to go full-time with my hobby and I'm going to show you a little bit of that today.
Fantastic.
(CHEERING) So now What's the big dream for you now? To teach the world to hoop.
Yes! Fantastic.
OK, my name's John but, these days, most people know me as the Hoop Guy, cos, hey, I'm a guy and I hoop.
Hoop Guy.
I actually learned to hula hoop when I was 53.
A lady by the Mel came along one night with a big hoop on her shoulder.
She let me try it and I could do it.
I could do it there and then.
I was hooked.
When it comes to hooping, size matters.
Trying to find enough room.
I can't.
When I get out onto that stage today, I am going to show that audience what an old man can do with a hoop.
(CHEERING) All right, John, take it away.
Thank you.
# I was working through the back with my hoop # Then I saw this guy hooping (LAUGHTER) # And my heart broke the loop (CHEERING) # His tale was so true What is this song? # So I watch to see more Good hips, though.
# Orbiting round Good hips, though.
Yeah, good hips.
# Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy # He's my hoop guy # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy # Savour with Hoop Guy # Oh, how we'll learn (BUZZER) # And he says he loves my gyrations (WHISTLING) # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy # My hula hoop guy # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy That's it.
# He's mine # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy What a shot! # He's my hoop guy # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy # My favourite hoop guy # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy # My hula hoop guy # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy # He's my hoop guy # (CHEERING) Hoop Guy.
Hoop Guy.
Thanks, John.
Thank you, John.
John, I found it highly erotic.
(LAUGHTER) John, was that song written especially for you? No, can I be Can we share a secret, John? Go on.
Yes.
/f We've just had the premiere of Alesha's new single and I think it's one of your (LAUGHTER) I think it's one of the best records you've made.
I'm beings serious.
H to the double-O P, G-U-Y.
(CHEERING) Hoop Guy, my, my, my.
(AMANDA GIGGLES) If you are prepared, Alesha, to sing that song with John at the semi-finals, I'm gonna give him a yes.
(LAUGHTER) (CHEERING) Well, I see two people didn't like my hooping.
Maybe they'd like to come up and show us how good THEY are.
(CHEERING) Come on.
Up you go.
Come on.
Up you go.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm not going.
Come on.
I'm not going.
(LAUGHS) Eh? I'm not going.
(DAVID CONTINUES GIGGLING) (LAUGHS) Oh, I would pay good money to see Simon Cowell hula hoop.
Come on.
Come on.
Ow! Come on.
Come on.
But I want her to sing the song.
You sing and I'll hoop.
Can we have the music? I'm not singing it.
(LAUGHS) No, you sing it and I'll hoop it.
No, you sing it and I'll hoop it.
# Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy You sing it and I'll hoop it.
I'm not singing it.
# Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy I don't know how to do this.
Show me.
(CHEERING) ALESHA: Woo! # .
.
my gyrations # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy # My hula hoop guy (LAUGHTER) # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy (WHISTLING) # He's mine # Hoop Guy, Hoop Guy (BUZZER) (WHISTLING) I can't get that song out of my head.
(CHEERING) David? Yes or no? Obviously, yes! (CHEERING) John, I'm gonna do this on the assumption that Alesha will be - Oh, will you just - And I'm trying to help you have a hit single.
It's a second yes from me.
(CHEERING) # QUEEN: Don't Stop Me Now It's a yes from me, John.
(CHEERING) It's a yes from me.
Thank you! (CHEERING) Congratulations.
It's amazing.
Oh, well done, John.
Well done, Hula Hoop Guy.
If you enjoyed that, I mean, they've said yes for now If I get back, it won't just be this.
There will be Oh, stand by to be amazed.
Oh! I'm standing by, John.
Standing by.
Everyone is singing that song right now.
Would you buy that record if she put it out, by Alesha? No.
Hoop guy, hoop guy (GIGGLES) Christine, hello.
Hi.
Don't look so nervous.
Here we go, then, guys.
Moving on.
(CHEERING) This is it.
Me? Have fun.
Enjoy.
(CHEERING) (WHISTLING) Welcome.
Thank you.
How are you? A bit nervous.
Very nervous.
Are you? There's nothing to be nervous about.
Tell us about you.
My name is Christine Tew.
Yeah.
I'm 65 years of age.
65? I want what she's on.
(CHEERING) Oh, my God.
I want what she's on.
I retired five years ago, I was a registrar of births, deaths and marriages.
Before that, I was a nurse in various roles.
Oh.
(CHEERING) And, Christine, are you married? I am.
Happily? Happily, 44 years next month.
My God! Wow! (CHEERING) (CLASSICAL MUSIC) I have been doing this act since I retired, but my love of music, I've had since I was a little girl.
Through my childhood and growing-up years, I remember my father playing the piano and I was part of an orchestra.
I'm a member of a choir.
I'm in various walking groups.
So, yeah, I've got lots of hobbies.
If I had the opportunity to perform in front of the Royal Family, it would be a great honour and privilege.
Christine, what do you hope could come out of this audition, if you do well today? I hope to progress and to learn a lot more in this adventure.
Good.
Good luck.
(CHEERING) (CLASSICAL MUSIC) (CHEERING) (WOLF-WHISTLING) (RECORD SCRATCHES) # Eat, sleep, rave, repeat # Eat, sleep, rave, repeat Is she a DJ? # Eat, sleep, rave, repeat # Eat, sleep, rave, repeat, Eat, sleep, rave, repeat # Eat, sleep, rave, repeat # (CHEERING) (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) # Take a sip from a secret potion # I'll make you fall in love (CHEERING) # Boy, you belong to me # I've got the recipe # And it's called black magic # # Give me your love # I need it (GIGGLES) # Give me your love # I'm bleeding, ooh-ooh, yeah # Why don't you give me your love? (CHEERING) # Give me your love # Give me your love # # Let's dance # To the song they're playing # On the radio # Let's dance! # (CHEERING) (SILENCE) # I did it my way (WHISTLING) # Yes, there were times # I'm sure you knew # When I bit off # More than I could chew (CHEERING) What are they doing? What's Simon and David doing? # I stood tall # And did it my way # (CHEERING) Oh, that was fun.
I tell you what, if she can do that/fo So, are you? Is your DJ name DJ Dizzy? DJ Dizzy Twilight.
Go on, DJ Dizzy Twilight.
(GIGGLES) I love it.
If you ever need an MC, DJ Dizzy, I'm your girl.
Doesn't matter that you can't mix, that was brilliant.
(LAUGHTER) I was feeling the vibes that she was bringing 'pon the stage.
Go on, DJ Dizzy.
(GIGGLES) (CHEERING) Oh, my God, Christine.
I thought we were gonna get, like, 'The hills are alive with the sound of music' or something.
You're a little minx, aren't you? (LAUGHTER) Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop! OK, we're gonna vote.
David? (CLEARS THROAT) I'd like to get on down to some more from Christine, so I'm saying yes.
Thank you.
(CHEERING) DJ Dizzy on the decks, it's a yes from me.
(CHEERING) Thank you.
It's a yes from me, Christine Tew.
Thank you.
(CHEERING) Look, Christine, I think this show is all about finding people who are interesting and different, and that's why you have four yeses.
(CHEERING) (WHISTLING) (CHEERING) Well done, you.
Ooh! Talk about expect the unexpected! (GIGGLES) The whole place was rocking.
It was rocking, wasn't it? Yeah.
Oh! You know what? Kidding aside, it's a fantastic launch pad for the remix of Hula.
(GIGGLES) We'll get the exclusive.
I'm being serious.
Mash it.
(LAUGHS)