Britain's Got Talent (2007) s11e05 Episode Script
Auditions 5
1 # Don't stop me # Cos I'm having a good time # Having a good time # You would only get this on this bonkers show, wouldn't you? I love you.
Just fantastic.
# No, no way I'm living without you # Place your dog on the top of your thigh.
Exactly the number 717.
You know you've got a financial crisis when India starts opening call centres here.
# It's a musical and we're wearing our hats # It was amazing.
Get ready, it's four yeses.
# Don't stop me, don't stop me don't stop me # Hey, hey, hey # Don't stop me SIMON: It was incredible.
I wasn't expecting that.
AMANDA: I thought it was a stunning performance.
Oh, no! Chua-wah-wah! Hi, guys! Britain's Got Talent, look.
Whoo! Oh, hello.
Who have we got here? Poppy.
Hello, Poppy.
We're at BGT Manchester.
We're doing our hair and makeup for our Britain's Got Talent audition.
Hopefully I'll see Simon.
Let's go.
You are sitting in the same room as Susan Boyle sat, Diversity sat (CHEERING) All set backstage and we're ready for auditions to begin.
Hello, Manchester! (CHEERING) You are our fifth judge.
Speaking of judges, are you ready to meet your judges for this evening? (CHEERING) It's David Walliams, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Simon Cowell.
Simon, I was just saying to the crowd you do a good Manchester accent, don't you? (MANC ACCENT) Yeah, I do.
I'll tell you why.
Cos I just found out my family is from Manchester, so we are related.
(CHEERING) You liked the Storm Troopers last year? Yeah.
What did you like about them? Street dancing things and I like street dancing.
Susan Boyle, she was really old and her singing was amazing.
There was Pudsey.
Pudsey was a dog, you know.
There's a chance for you, then.
(THEY LAUGH RAUCOUSLY) Let's find out if Britain's got talent.
Enjoy the show, everybody.
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) Let's judge some talent.
SIMON: Let's do it.
It's all yours.
Have fun.
Thank you.
Hi.
Hello.
Hi.
How are you? I'm very well.
How are you? I'm fine, thank you, yeah.
Excited.
Excited to be here.
Good.
What's your name? I'm Natalie.
Natalie.
Where are you from? I'm from Leeds.
Lovely.
(CHEERING) What's the big dream for you? Well, I would absolutely love to get through to the live shows.
I've got the ultimate dog act.
Oh! (CHEERING) I've watched before and Simon, you've said that your ultimate dog act is a dog act that can sing.
Yes.
/fo So I have been training my dog, Lumb, since he was a puppy.
Are you serious? Yes.
And he's gonna come out and do a few basic tricks and then we'll do a song at the end.
The dog's gonna sing? Yes.
OK.
I can't wait.
(CHEERING) Yay! Whoo! Simon's gonna love this.
OK.
OK.
OK.
(2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY THEME MUSIC) Come on, then.
Come on, Lumb.
Here he is! There's a good boy.
(LAUGHTER) Ohh! # Everybody hurtssometimes Look at Simon's face.
Honestly? (BUZZER) (BUZZER) (BUZZER) (BUZZER) (EXHALES) Awkward! I'm really disappointed, you little con artist.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Ooh, you got our hopes up there.
What did you think, David? Well, I just think we couldn't get over the disappointment.
Because Simon has waited his whole life for a dog that can sing, and I just think we were so gutted.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I am a bit.
(AUDIENCE GROANS SYMPATHETICALLY) Oh, are you OK? No.
I'm a bit disappointed, Natalie.
Right, I'm gonna kick this off with a big, fat no.
A ginormous no.
Amanda? No from me.
Simon? I didn't like it .
.
I hated it.
Four no's.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
(APPLAUSE) Hello.
DAVID: Hello.
Hello.
Welcome.
Thank you.
What's your name? Jo.
How old are you, Jo? Do you want my stage age or my real age? Stage age.
Real age? (LAUGHTER) And, um, do you have a full-time job or is this what you do for a living? I'm a full-time mum.
OK.
But I play in bands and things and at the minute I'm just rehearsing to do acoustic stuff.
DAVID: OK.
Good luck.
ALESHA: Good luck.
Thank you.
(INTRO) # Alone I have cried # Silent tears full of pride # In a world made of steel # Made of stone Let me see your hands in the air! # Well, I hear the music (BUZZER) # Close my eyes, feel the rhythm # Wrap around # Take a hold of my heart # What a feeling (LAUGHS) What's she doing?! # Being's believing # I can have it all (BUZZER) # Now I'm dancing for my life (BUZZER) # Take your passion # (BUZZER) Don't make it happen? Oh, Jo.
What's your friend's name? Joanne.
Joanne.
Jo and Joanne.
Um, you know what? It was a bit (BLEEP), I've got to be honest with you.
(LAUGHTER AND CHEERING) So, I'm sorry, it's a no.
Sorry, girls, it's a no today.
It's a no from me.
Well, thank you very much anyway for your comments.
We were thinking it, he said it.
Yeah.
I was actually thinking it can't get any worse.
(LAUGHS)/f We managed it.
Honest to God.
(APPLAUSE) Hello.
Hello.
How are you, sir? Really great.
How are you? Very well.
What's your name? My name's Andrew Wood.
And where are you from, Andrew? Originally from Blackpool, but now I live in Brighton.
Lovely.
How old are you? I'm 49.
49.
And do you have a day job? I do.
I'm an adult tap dance teacher.
(CHEERING) So tell us, why now? I used to be a professional dancer, and I gave up dancing 20 years ago.
And I thought if you want to do something, go for it.
So I thought: Britain's Got Talent - biggest stage in the world - why not give it a go and see what happens? (CHEERING) Right, well, we wish you the best of luck.
Thank you very m (INTRO) (CHEERING) Oh, yes! It IS Stepping Out! They practised weeks for this.
(BUZZER) No! (BUZZER) Whoa! No! I'm sorry.
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) Yes! Two red buzzers, two standing ovations.
Ha-ha! Could not have split the judges further.
AMANDA: Oh, I bloody love you all! And all of you just meet, what, every Wednesday? Tuesday night.
Tuesday night.
Honestly, you really did yourselves proud.
Brilliant.
Thank you.
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) Well, look, it's tomaytoes, tomatoes - whatever.
We all have different taste.
I don't think it is good enough to progress on the show this year.
Aww! I loved that! It made me think of things like Calendar Girls.
It's girls getting up and having a go, right? I think you've got great appeal to people.
I'm quite surprised you got two buzzers! SIMON: Now we've got to vote.
I'm gonna kick this off with a yes.
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) Love you! It's a yes from me.
(CHEERING) I'm gonna say no.
(JEERING) I would like to remove the red buzzer.
(CHEERING) David's right, it is Hang on.
What made you change your mind? A few things.
What? One, I appreciate how much work goes into something like this.
Got that.
What's the next? And I am a fan of tap.
I'm open-minded.
I'm not stubborn.
DAVID: Thank God for that.
And I appreciate you, so I'm changing my mind.
AMANDA: Well done! I'm saying yes.
(CHEERING) You're tapping your way through to the next round.
(CHEERING) Well done, ladies.
Well done.
Congratulations.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
# Now if there's a smile on my face # It's only there trying to fool the public - # When it comes down to fooling you # Now honey, that's quite - # Now there's some sad things known to man - # The tears of a clown # (THUNDERCLAP) (RUMBLE OF THUNDER) Simon, you must be happy cos I know you love clowns.
Are you frightened? Are you gonna be OK? This is disturbing.
Are you all right? Do you want me to sit next to you? No.
/f (SCREAMS) Oh, that's good.
# NE-YO: Beautiful Monster # She's a monster # Beautiful monster # Beautiful monster # But I don't mind # Oh # And I need her # Said I need her # Beautiful monster # No, I don't mind # (SCREAM) (MUSIC STOPS) (CHEERING) Well done.
You scared the living daylights out of us.
David, what did you think? Well, I was very scared at the st I'll be honest with you.
I was not expecting that at all.
But I liked that.
It was very imaginative.
You're gonna stand out.
Well done.
Amanda? It was horrible but in a really, really good way.
Simon? I was two feet away.
Whoever it was, you really scared me.
The idea to come out like this was brilliant.
I'm excited to see what happens next with you guys.
Well done.
David? Do you want to see these guys again? Yes.
I'm gonna say yes.
It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
Congratulations.
Oh, my God! (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) I felt absolutely sick at the beginning of that.
Hello, guys.
What's your name? Tyrone.
I am Mina.
And where are you guys from? I'm from Spain.
Where are you from? From Argentina.
Lovely.
Are you a real life couple? Yes.
Is that a scar? Yes.
It's because we like to do dangerous (AUDIENCE FALLS SILENT) I am Tyrone.
I am Mina.
We are a knife-throwing act.
I am from a circus family and my father introduced me to knife throwing.
The first time I saw Tyrone, I thought he was a crazy man.
Yeah.
The act we're gonna present is something very dangerous.
Never step back, OK? Always forward.
The knife will hit you.
It will be A disaster.
Yeah, disaster.
When we get out on the stage, we need to concentrate becauseershe will risk her life.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how dangerous is this act? DAVID: OK.
We wanna see it.
Can't wait.
Good luck.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (SCARY DRAMATIC MUSIC) (AUDIENCE GASPS) Chua-wah-wah! Oh, no! Oh, my God! Oh! Oh! Oh, myGod! (WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, that's right.
Here we go.
If it's not dangerous enough (!) Oh, and blindfolded! No! Oh, no! No! Oh, my God! (WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # PULP FICTION'S MISIRLOU Wow.
That was amazing.
David, what do you think? Incredible skill.
Liked the presen I still don't understand why you've got a scar.
You're the knife thrower! (LAUGHS) So many people promise us so much danger and death-defying stuff and it just fizzles out and it had everything.
I could totally see this in the semi-finals of Britain's Got Talent.
I thought it was brilliant.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) It was dangerously seductive.
You're risking a lot and I appreciate it.
Brilliant.
Well done.
Simon? Well, I personally found it very uncomfortable to wat I've actually seen these things go a bit wrong.
My gut feeling is you have an amazing chemistry together.
If you want to do well, your whole production has got to get better.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
We have something special.
/fo Yeah.
(LAUGHS) ALESHA: Let's take a vote.
Would you like to see them again, Simon? I'm gonna say yes.
A definite yes from me.
Well done.
It's a yes from me.
Four yeses.
Well done.
Well done, guys.
That was great.
It was exhausting.
AMANDA: I am worn out.
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Any guesses for what we're having for lunch? Fish and chips.
Fish and chips.
Amanda's got a good recommendation for us.
No, she hasn't.
She said it.
Will Simon ever fall in love with me? He already does love you.
(LAUGHTER) Are you from Blackpool? Originally from Birmingham.
But for the last 25 years, I've been in Blackpool.
Lived and in Blackpool.
And it's great.
WOMAN: Love you, Simon! DAVID: Oh, shut up.
Sit down and shut up.
I love you.
I really do love you.
(LAUGHTER) You'd get a lot of gigs here.
Would we? See? Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a lot of hotels would have you, mate.
Why do you point at him? Do you mean both of us? Both of you.
OK.
Thanks.
Thanks.
I mean, unless it's cheaper.
He's cheaper on his own.
Definitely.
Mal, are you ready? It's all yours.
Go out there.
Get a good Blackpool reception and knock 'em dead.
Ta-ra, pal.
Good man.
Hello.
Hello.
What's your name? My name is Mal Ford.
Mal Ford.
How old are you? (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Good lad.
Where are you from? Well, originally from Birmingham.
/fon Right.
But, now, for the last 25 years, the best place on Blackpool.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) And if you won Britain's Got Talent what would be more important - the dosh or the Royal Family? I'd like to meet the Royal Family.
You know, cos I think they are lovely people.
I mean, the Queen especially.
I think she's brilliant.
She is wonderful.
You've met her, haven't you? Yeah.
I can't remember how many times but I've met her a lot.
Mal, shall we just get on with it? Thank you, Mal.
Good luck.
Good luck, Mal.
Thank you very much.
Very nice of you.
(JAUNTY MUSIC HALL INTRO) There it is.
Oh, I feel like I'm in Blackpool now.
(DISCO BEAT) Come on.
Whoa.
Man's on the move.
Yeaahhh-ooooh! AUDIENCE: Yeeeahhh-oooh! Yeahhhhhh-oooh! ANT & DEC: Yeahhhhh-ooh! # La-la bam ba Your turn! ANT & DEC: La-la bam-ba! # As I walk along, I wonder # what went wrong # Our love, a love that was so strong Mal! Mal! What? Go off.
What do you want? What do you want? Altogether.
# I'm a-walking in the rain Hang on.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Welcome to Blackpool, folks.
Here we are.
# To end this misery # Best fish and chips in Blackpool? Trying to find a good chippy.
Oh, on the front.
No.
2 Central Promenade.
Are you having fish and chips? Yep.
(CHORTLES) Hello, Blackpool.
Hey-hey! Blackpool.
Hello.
Can you hear me at the back? Yeah? Can you hear? Hello.
Hello, Blackpool! Hello.
Hello! Now, he is Mr Blackpool, isn't he? Blackpool.
Hi, what is your name, please? My name's Will Oldfield.
I'm 38.
I'm from Blackpool.
(CHEERING) Do you have a day job? I make coffee during the day and what I'm gonna try and do is a bit of a comedy routine.
Great.
I'm gonna let you start.
True love is a wonderful thing.
I used to like the thrill of the chase.
But the wife would always turn over and watch Pointless.
(COUNTDOWN MUSIC) I said Pointless not Countdown.
I met my wife in a pub.
I asked her if she wanted a drink.
She replied (UPBEAT MUSIC) # .
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tequila! # I guess it makes her happy.
On the second date, I asked her if she wanted David, you're the comedy expert.
Stand up is one of the hardest things to do on this show.
You just proved that.
Nice to meet you.
Bye-bye.
You too.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.
Bye, Blackpool.
# Give it up, baby, give it up # Everybody from Blackpool say, "Yeah!" Whoa now.
Whoa.
Whoa.
# Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside Come on.
# Oh, I do like # .
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where the brass band plays # Basically, what's gonna happen when you're on stage There's a star in the middle.
It's where you'll stand and chat.
She had a hip op or something? She's struggling, isn't she? I'm really bad at talking.
I don't want to mess it up before I sing.
Welcome.
What's your name, sir? Des Dillon.
And who have you brought along with you today? Peggy, my gr And do you think you can win Britain's Got Talent? My puppets can win it.
OK.
We're ready to see what you're (JAUNTY ACCORDION MUSIC) (JAUNTY SEAFARING MUSIC) I don't know how I can say this in a polite way.
But it was just awful.
# Give it up # It wasn't great, Des.
I don't know what the act was supposed to be.
It was like Amanda before botox! (AMANDA ROARS WITH LAUGHTER) Thank you very much.
Thanks.
Goodbye.
Come on! # (OOMPAH MUSIC) (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) (AUDIENCE CLAPS IN TIME) I quite like it, though! # Blackpool Belle was a getaway train # That went from northern stations # What a beautiful sight on a Saturday night # Blackpool illuminations # You say, "I remember" (I remember!) # "Very well!" Very well! # All the happy gang aboard the Blackpool Belle # I remember those pals of mine # When I ride the Blackpool line # And the songs we sang together on the Blackpool Belle # Come on! Come on! (CHEERING) # TOM JONES: Help Yourself # To my lips, to my arms Just say the word and they'll be yours Judges, if you just judge him on that song, shall we vote yes or no? (WILD CHEERING) I'm going to say yes! Ah! OK - yes! It's a yes! (CHEERING) Come on now! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE) A thank you, and then off.
Yeah? Thank you and get off! (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) We're going to regret that on deliberations.
(LAUGHTER) Jamie? It's time.
Good! Nice to meet you.
Where are you from? Newcastle! Ah! Listen, we've had a very bonkers day.
It's been mad.
And he's just said he's got a list of chippies and on the list one comes out top, five out of five It's all yours.
I've got to go now? Yes.
Have fun.
Enjoy it out there.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hi.
Hello.
You all right? I am.
How are you? Good! Where are you from? I'm from Newcastle.
(CHEERING) And what's your name? Jamie Lee Harrison.
How old are you, Jamie? I'm 24.
Do you have a normal job? I just sing in pubs and clubs in Newcastle.
OK.
Brilliant.
I just really hope I can I can go up to the next level.
But recently I got to a brick wall, and I thought maybe it was time to give it up.
What happened? Um, a lot of people were telling me that I don't have it in me.
But it's all I've ever known, it's all I've ever wanted to do.
Jamie, who was the person at that point who kept you going? Probably my mam.
(CHEERING) She's not here, but .
.
um, she's like waiting by the phone.
So she's been my rock.
All right.
Well, good luck.
Thank you.
(CLEARS THROAT) # When the day is long (CHEERING) # And the night # The night is yours alone # When you're sure you've had enough # Of this life # Hang on # Don't let yourself go # Everybody cries # Don't throw your hand # If you feel like you're alone # No, no, no, you're not alone (CHEERING) # And everybody hurts # Sometimes # (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Look at that! Look at him! Thank you! (DROWNED BY APPLAUSE) Thank you! Jamie, how do you give up on a passion? You just don't.
I'm so glad you didn't.
I'm so glad you came here today.
Thank you! That was really soulful, and just a beautiful vocal, and really honest.
Thank you.
/ A great audition.
Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) As soon as you started singing, it was really moving.
You're the first act I've seen today that I thought could genuinely become a star beyond this show.
Wow! (CHEERING) The main thing we're trying to say here is that we really cared about you.
Your heart and your warmth just oozes out, and that makes your talent even better.
(CHEERING) Simon.
This is what I've been waiting for today, Jamie.
Wow!/fon Jamie saved Blackpool! Here's the great news.
I think we have just scratched the surface.
You have a great voice, and there's something about you.
I was drawn to you the minute you started singing.
I heard real soul.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're exactly the kind of person I want to find when we make these shows.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much! Thank you.
Thank you so much.
So we're going to take a vote.
David, yes or no? It's a yes from me.
Thank you! Jamie, it's a yes from me.
Thank you! It's a yes from me.
Thank you.
Jamie Lee Harrison, with four yeses, you're on your way.
Thank you so much! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I done it! You bloody well did! Oh, God! How did that feel? Brilliant! I'm speechless! Well, don't be! Oh my God.
I loved that.
Mam, I got four yeses.
I'm through! 'Oh, that's great, pet! I'm proud of you!' Ah! 'I wish I'd been there.
' Ah! Hello! We are so excited to be back here in Birmingham! What's up, Birmingham? (CHEERING) We've got talent backstage ready to come out and show you what they have got.
I can't wait! It's so exciting! OK! Here we go! Enjoy the show, everybody.
Let's try and stay off the phones for a bit, shall we? What if she was doing social media for the show? Yeah!/fo You're in a feisty mood today! Shall we do it? Yeah! It's all yours! Thank you! Have fun out there! Enjoy it.
Good luck.
(CHEERING) Hi, girls! Hello! How are you all doing? We're fine, thank you.
Just a little nervous.
That's understandable.
ALL: Ahh!/f What's your name? My name's Holly.
Holly.
What's the name of your choir? How do you know they're a choir? I presume they're a choir, because they look like they're about to sing.
We're called Angelicus.
Tell me a little bit about your choir.
We're schoolgirls, from Llanelli, in south Wales, aged 12 and up.
How long have you been together? Just a bit less than a year.
And do you think you can win? We'll try our best.
ALL: Ah! (CHEERING) We left South Wales this morning, and came up with family and friends.
We all became friends from being in the choir.
Some of us are in the same schools.
We'll try our best, and we can do it! Yeah.
We can do it! As a group, we're always singing.
We never stop, really.
We've always watched Britain's Got Talent, and it feels surreal just to be here.
I'm so excited.
Hello! ALL: Hello! (SQUEAKS) This is the biggest performance we've done, so we just want it to go great! A lot of hard work has gone into our performance.
On that stage today, we just want to do our best.
(APPLAUSE) Who, or what, inspires your choir? Our inspiration is our teacher, Mr Williams.
He's our hero.
ALL: Ah! Is Mr Williams here? Yes.
What's special about him? He's over there.
He's a great teacher, and he brings out the best in all of us.
He's had a difficult year.
Really? Mr Williams was in a terrible car crash.
I'm sorry to hea He was badly injured, but he fought back to be there for us, and make Angelicus happen.
(WARM APPLAUSE) We wish you the best of luck.
I hope it goes well.
We're all rooting for you.
(APPLAUSE) # Nessun dorma # Nessun dorma # Il nome suo nessun sapra # E noi dovrem, ahime, morir, morir # Sulla tue bocca # Lo diro # Quando la luce # Splendera # Ed il mio bacio sciogliera # Il silenzio # Che ti fa mia # Il nome suo nessun sapra # E noi dovrem, ahime, morir, morir # Dilegua, oh notte # Tramontate, stelle # Tramontate, stelle # All'alba vincero # Vincero # Vincero # (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # Vincero # (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I want to say - and I've heard this song a lot - this was, in my opinion, the most beautiful, incredible version.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) It really, really touched me.
I thought it was sensational.
I'm very excited for your future.
You are the most lovely bunch of girls.
It was so beautiful, the harmonising was gorgeous.
I thought it was a stunning performance.
Really.
You did well.
(CHEERING) It was mind-blowing to think that you're schoolgirls, from Wales, and not all professional singers, because it just sounded so perfect and beautiful.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) The sound that came out was just heavenly.
I think everyone here felt it.
There's something special about you.
We're really excited for you, and I can't wait to see what you guys do next.
Well done.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Votes.
David? Yes! Yes from me! Yes from me! Four big fat yeses.
Well done.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hang on a second - I'd like Mr Williams to come up to the stage.
(CHEERING) How are you feeling? Great.
Yeah? That was quite incredible.
Well done.
Congratulations.
Wow.
Wowsers.
I loved that.
I really, really loved it.
I loved it so much.
I know.
I'm so proud! (ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY) It's competition time! And here's another chance to win a prize worth over - Yes, courtesy of Warner Bros, to mark the upcoming cinema release of King Arthur: Legend Of The font color="#F So what happens now? You're quickly becoming a legend.
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one lucky winner will get to drive away in this - A BMW X5 M Sport worth £56,000.
With 20-inch alloy wheels, sports leather seats and in your choice of colour.
And that's just the start.
You and three pals can take a step back in time to the 16th century with a five-night stay at Thornbury Castle.
Plus, you'll get a champagne screening of the movie and a two-night stopover in London.
And to top it all off, there's a massive £35,000 tax-free cash up for grabs.
For your chance to win this amazing prize BOTH: Good luck! You're gonna be fine.
You'll be brilliant.
Just be you.
I'm gonna go up there and bare all, try my hardest and if I make them smile, then I make them smile.
And if not, I always get to come home to you, don't I? Are you Nu-Vybe? ALL: Yes.
Please to meet you.
Martin.
Nice to meet you, Martin.
I'm Matt.
It's all yours.
Enjoy.
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(CHEERING) Wow.
Hello, girls.
ALL: Hi! Where are you from? Burnley! (MIMICKING ACCENT) Burnley! (CHEERING) What are you called? We're Nu-Vybe And who's the oldest, who's the youngest? I'm the oldest.
I'm the youngest, 15.
OK.
Well, listen, good luck.
Thank you! (CHEERING) I'd wear those leggings.
WOMAN: Let's go, girls.
Ooh! # THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS: Don't Cha # Have you just come on your own or? I've brought my wife with me today.
The hardest judge.
BRITNEY SPEARS: Toxic That looks good.
(CHEERING) Very good.
I think you're a really great dance group.
Alesha? Girls, I think we're a little bit tougher on danc because our expectations are so high.
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" (BOOING) We're gonna take a vote.
David? I'm gonna kick this off with a yes! (CHEERING) I'm saying yes.
Simon? I'd love to impress Simon Cowell, obviously.
It would change my world forever.
I'm saying no.
(BOOING) WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: Come on, Amanda! Ooh, God Girls, today it's gonna be a no from me.
What?! Oh.
What? I'm so sorry.
(BOOING) Thank you very much.
Thank you.
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) What?! Really surprised.
Well, that's It's tough on this show.
I felt sorry for them.
Are you Matt? Hello, it's me.
Come on, Matt.
Come on over here.
Come out.
Hang on (LAUGHS) Nicely done! How are you? Nice to meet you.
You're on next, Matt.
Ant or Dec? Dec.
Brilliant.
ANNOUNCER: Here we go.
Last act, everyone.
Last one of the day.
Straight on, Matt? What, straight on? BOTH: Yes.
That's it? That's it.
Oh, don't Good luck.
It's all yours.
Have fun.
Go on.
Good luck.
(CHEERING) Is he here by accident? Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
What's your name? My name is Matt Edwards.
Hi, Matt.
Hello.
Where are you from? Where are you from, Matt? I'm from Suffolk.
Suffolk, great.
And how old are you? I'm 34.
And do you have a day job? (LAUGHTER) Erm, I - Why are you so shocked? Do I look young? I'm a magician is what I do for my day job.
Lovely.
So tell us something about you that makes you different from other magicians that we may have seen on the show.
(GI (LAUGHTER) I think what makes me different from other magicians is erm, the type of magic I perform isn't necessarily sleight-of-hand.
It's a little bit er, crazy.
A little bit variety, I would say.
Mm AUDIENCE: Ooh! I like the sound of that.
All right, we look forward to your act.
Shall I do it now? Yeah.
It's lovely to meet you all.
My name is Matt, what's your name? Brilliant, that's enough.
Now, I've only got a minute to show you what I can do, so I'd like to perform a trick, but before I do my trick, I'm gonna propose a toast.
I want to say cheers to everybody.
So when I say cheers, everybody in the audience shouts ALL: Cheers! Perfect.
Amazing.
Now because I've only got a minute I'm gonna give this a big build up in the hope everyone claps loudly and then all the ladies take off their bras and throw them in my font color="# I'm looking at you, Alesha! Worth a try.
(ANT LAUGHING) Ladies and gentlemen, senors and signores - (SPEAKS SPANISH) (APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER) 180! (LAUGHS) # Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba-ba-ba, # Ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-bah, bah! # (LION ROARS) It's as if Lee Evans did magic.
THE CHAMPS: Tequila Song (RHYTHMIC CLAPPING) (CHEERING) (LAUGHS) I like him.
I do.
Tequila! I might as well.
(LAUGHTER) I forgot the salt! Gotta have salt.
Oohtequila! (LAUGHTER) Forgot the salt! Hup! Aagh! I'm fine, I'm fine That's enough salt.
It's gone! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (LAUGHS) Tequila! Sorry.
You got a broom? A broom? (LAUGHTER) Sorry! No, I'm fine Sorry.
Wait, wait Watch this.
(CHEERING) Tequila! (MUSIC ENDS) (WILD CHEERING) Ladies and gentlemen, everybody, cheers! ALL: Cheers! (LAUGHS) Thank you.
Thanks.
That is it.
David? Well, what a brilliant way to present a magic trick.
He's good.
I love when people push jokes as far as possibly they can go until they almost break.
It was very funny, very entertaining.
It was brilliant.
Well done.
Thank you.
Amanda? Yeah, I mean, I really loved it.
(APPLAUSE) It was sort of silly, how Tommy Cooper used to do it.
You know, you're so distracted by you clowning and messing about that we're not paying attention to what you're actually doing, therefore it's even more magical.
I really love you.
I think you're charming, I think you're funny, and you're kind of old school with a twist which is absolutely perfect for Britain's Got Talent.
Well done.
Thank you.
Simon? I've gotta be honest with you, Matthew, when you started with that voice I thought this was gonna be really annoying .
.
but actually, you are brilliant.
I mean, really, really funny.
How old are you? 34, did you say? I'm surprised you haven't had a break yet, Matthew, because you're really likeable, and nuts.
Erm, you've just got something about you, your energy, this is what we look for on these shows, people who've got star quality.
I've just got a feeling about you.
Thank you so much.
He's good.
He is good.
Really good.
I agree, Matthew.
Love your passion and enthusiasm.
We're going to take a vote.
David? Oh, they've got the vote.
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I'm going to say yes.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Excuse me.
(WILD CHEERING) We're gonna vote.
He's too good.
He's too good.
(CROWD CHANTING) Hit the buzzer! Hit the buzzer! Hit the buzzer! Hit the buzzer! He's too good.
Should we do it? Yeah.
Ready? (WILD CHEERING) COLDPLAY: Fix You Take a bow! Take a bow! Well done, pal.
Very good.
Very good.
Thank you so much.
It's a pleasure.
I wasn't expecting that.
Honestly, we were laughing so much I thought I was gonna pee myself.
(LAUGHTER) Really funny.
No, but honestly, we loved the act and then, Simon, you said it.
He's 34 years old, and for some reason he hasn't been given the break up until now.
And so we just wanted toto be there and do it.
Honestly, well done.
Well done.
It was funny.
Really good.
Really good.
Really good.
Love it.
Yes! Aw, yeah! That's a good one.
We picked a good one! We like him.
I've got to tell you, Matt, they were absolutely on the money.
This is what it's all about, dreams come true.
Good for you.
Thank you so much.
(WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you.
He deserved it, man.
Look at that, look at that.
Thank you so much.
(LAUGHING) Loved it, honestly.
That was just Oh, man I haven't seen energy in a routine like that for years.
There we go.
Wow.
Please tell us you've got loads more material, though.
(LAUGHS) It's not just the sand thing, is it? I've got so much I'm ready to show the world.
Good.
/fon Thank you so much for the opportunity.
You're welcome, mate.
You're straight through to the semi-finals.
Aagh! Oh, my God! (SHRIEKS) (LAUGHING) I knew you'd do it.
I knew you'd do it.
(SHRIEKS) Hello.
Your stage presence was just fantastic.
I don't think you can put that in front of the Queen! Horrible, horrible, horrible (PLAYS OUT-OF-TUNE NOTE) You've ruined it.
I thought it was really good! (SINGS NOTE) You are clearly born to sing.
Thank you.
I actually don't know what to say.
I didn't like it.
It repulsed me.
Oh, God It's all about ITV2! Who knows what's gonna happen?/font Switch over now to ITV2 for Britain's Got More Talent.
What? (LION ROARS) Really? EMF -Unbelievable ITV viewers have now gone, "What?"
Just fantastic.
# No, no way I'm living without you # Place your dog on the top of your thigh.
Exactly the number 717.
You know you've got a financial crisis when India starts opening call centres here.
# It's a musical and we're wearing our hats # It was amazing.
Get ready, it's four yeses.
# Don't stop me, don't stop me don't stop me # Hey, hey, hey # Don't stop me SIMON: It was incredible.
I wasn't expecting that.
AMANDA: I thought it was a stunning performance.
Oh, no! Chua-wah-wah! Hi, guys! Britain's Got Talent, look.
Whoo! Oh, hello.
Who have we got here? Poppy.
Hello, Poppy.
We're at BGT Manchester.
We're doing our hair and makeup for our Britain's Got Talent audition.
Hopefully I'll see Simon.
Let's go.
You are sitting in the same room as Susan Boyle sat, Diversity sat (CHEERING) All set backstage and we're ready for auditions to begin.
Hello, Manchester! (CHEERING) You are our fifth judge.
Speaking of judges, are you ready to meet your judges for this evening? (CHEERING) It's David Walliams, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Simon Cowell.
Simon, I was just saying to the crowd you do a good Manchester accent, don't you? (MANC ACCENT) Yeah, I do.
I'll tell you why.
Cos I just found out my family is from Manchester, so we are related.
(CHEERING) You liked the Storm Troopers last year? Yeah.
What did you like about them? Street dancing things and I like street dancing.
Susan Boyle, she was really old and her singing was amazing.
There was Pudsey.
Pudsey was a dog, you know.
There's a chance for you, then.
(THEY LAUGH RAUCOUSLY) Let's find out if Britain's got talent.
Enjoy the show, everybody.
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) Let's judge some talent.
SIMON: Let's do it.
It's all yours.
Have fun.
Thank you.
Hi.
Hello.
Hi.
How are you? I'm very well.
How are you? I'm fine, thank you, yeah.
Excited.
Excited to be here.
Good.
What's your name? I'm Natalie.
Natalie.
Where are you from? I'm from Leeds.
Lovely.
(CHEERING) What's the big dream for you? Well, I would absolutely love to get through to the live shows.
I've got the ultimate dog act.
Oh! (CHEERING) I've watched before and Simon, you've said that your ultimate dog act is a dog act that can sing.
Yes.
/fo So I have been training my dog, Lumb, since he was a puppy.
Are you serious? Yes.
And he's gonna come out and do a few basic tricks and then we'll do a song at the end.
The dog's gonna sing? Yes.
OK.
I can't wait.
(CHEERING) Yay! Whoo! Simon's gonna love this.
OK.
OK.
OK.
(2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY THEME MUSIC) Come on, then.
Come on, Lumb.
Here he is! There's a good boy.
(LAUGHTER) Ohh! # Everybody hurtssometimes Look at Simon's face.
Honestly? (BUZZER) (BUZZER) (BUZZER) (BUZZER) (EXHALES) Awkward! I'm really disappointed, you little con artist.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Ooh, you got our hopes up there.
What did you think, David? Well, I just think we couldn't get over the disappointment.
Because Simon has waited his whole life for a dog that can sing, and I just think we were so gutted.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I am a bit.
(AUDIENCE GROANS SYMPATHETICALLY) Oh, are you OK? No.
I'm a bit disappointed, Natalie.
Right, I'm gonna kick this off with a big, fat no.
A ginormous no.
Amanda? No from me.
Simon? I didn't like it .
.
I hated it.
Four no's.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
(APPLAUSE) Hello.
DAVID: Hello.
Hello.
Welcome.
Thank you.
What's your name? Jo.
How old are you, Jo? Do you want my stage age or my real age? Stage age.
Real age? (LAUGHTER) And, um, do you have a full-time job or is this what you do for a living? I'm a full-time mum.
OK.
But I play in bands and things and at the minute I'm just rehearsing to do acoustic stuff.
DAVID: OK.
Good luck.
ALESHA: Good luck.
Thank you.
(INTRO) # Alone I have cried # Silent tears full of pride # In a world made of steel # Made of stone Let me see your hands in the air! # Well, I hear the music (BUZZER) # Close my eyes, feel the rhythm # Wrap around # Take a hold of my heart # What a feeling (LAUGHS) What's she doing?! # Being's believing # I can have it all (BUZZER) # Now I'm dancing for my life (BUZZER) # Take your passion # (BUZZER) Don't make it happen? Oh, Jo.
What's your friend's name? Joanne.
Joanne.
Jo and Joanne.
Um, you know what? It was a bit (BLEEP), I've got to be honest with you.
(LAUGHTER AND CHEERING) So, I'm sorry, it's a no.
Sorry, girls, it's a no today.
It's a no from me.
Well, thank you very much anyway for your comments.
We were thinking it, he said it.
Yeah.
I was actually thinking it can't get any worse.
(LAUGHS)/f We managed it.
Honest to God.
(APPLAUSE) Hello.
Hello.
How are you, sir? Really great.
How are you? Very well.
What's your name? My name's Andrew Wood.
And where are you from, Andrew? Originally from Blackpool, but now I live in Brighton.
Lovely.
How old are you? I'm 49.
49.
And do you have a day job? I do.
I'm an adult tap dance teacher.
(CHEERING) So tell us, why now? I used to be a professional dancer, and I gave up dancing 20 years ago.
And I thought if you want to do something, go for it.
So I thought: Britain's Got Talent - biggest stage in the world - why not give it a go and see what happens? (CHEERING) Right, well, we wish you the best of luck.
Thank you very m (INTRO) (CHEERING) Oh, yes! It IS Stepping Out! They practised weeks for this.
(BUZZER) No! (BUZZER) Whoa! No! I'm sorry.
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) Yes! Two red buzzers, two standing ovations.
Ha-ha! Could not have split the judges further.
AMANDA: Oh, I bloody love you all! And all of you just meet, what, every Wednesday? Tuesday night.
Tuesday night.
Honestly, you really did yourselves proud.
Brilliant.
Thank you.
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) Well, look, it's tomaytoes, tomatoes - whatever.
We all have different taste.
I don't think it is good enough to progress on the show this year.
Aww! I loved that! It made me think of things like Calendar Girls.
It's girls getting up and having a go, right? I think you've got great appeal to people.
I'm quite surprised you got two buzzers! SIMON: Now we've got to vote.
I'm gonna kick this off with a yes.
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) Love you! It's a yes from me.
(CHEERING) I'm gonna say no.
(JEERING) I would like to remove the red buzzer.
(CHEERING) David's right, it is Hang on.
What made you change your mind? A few things.
What? One, I appreciate how much work goes into something like this.
Got that.
What's the next? And I am a fan of tap.
I'm open-minded.
I'm not stubborn.
DAVID: Thank God for that.
And I appreciate you, so I'm changing my mind.
AMANDA: Well done! I'm saying yes.
(CHEERING) You're tapping your way through to the next round.
(CHEERING) Well done, ladies.
Well done.
Congratulations.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
# Now if there's a smile on my face # It's only there trying to fool the public - # When it comes down to fooling you # Now honey, that's quite - # Now there's some sad things known to man - # The tears of a clown # (THUNDERCLAP) (RUMBLE OF THUNDER) Simon, you must be happy cos I know you love clowns.
Are you frightened? Are you gonna be OK? This is disturbing.
Are you all right? Do you want me to sit next to you? No.
/f (SCREAMS) Oh, that's good.
# NE-YO: Beautiful Monster # She's a monster # Beautiful monster # Beautiful monster # But I don't mind # Oh # And I need her # Said I need her # Beautiful monster # No, I don't mind # (SCREAM) (MUSIC STOPS) (CHEERING) Well done.
You scared the living daylights out of us.
David, what did you think? Well, I was very scared at the st I'll be honest with you.
I was not expecting that at all.
But I liked that.
It was very imaginative.
You're gonna stand out.
Well done.
Amanda? It was horrible but in a really, really good way.
Simon? I was two feet away.
Whoever it was, you really scared me.
The idea to come out like this was brilliant.
I'm excited to see what happens next with you guys.
Well done.
David? Do you want to see these guys again? Yes.
I'm gonna say yes.
It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
Congratulations.
Oh, my God! (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) I felt absolutely sick at the beginning of that.
Hello, guys.
What's your name? Tyrone.
I am Mina.
And where are you guys from? I'm from Spain.
Where are you from? From Argentina.
Lovely.
Are you a real life couple? Yes.
Is that a scar? Yes.
It's because we like to do dangerous (AUDIENCE FALLS SILENT) I am Tyrone.
I am Mina.
We are a knife-throwing act.
I am from a circus family and my father introduced me to knife throwing.
The first time I saw Tyrone, I thought he was a crazy man.
Yeah.
The act we're gonna present is something very dangerous.
Never step back, OK? Always forward.
The knife will hit you.
It will be A disaster.
Yeah, disaster.
When we get out on the stage, we need to concentrate becauseershe will risk her life.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how dangerous is this act? DAVID: OK.
We wanna see it.
Can't wait.
Good luck.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (SCARY DRAMATIC MUSIC) (AUDIENCE GASPS) Chua-wah-wah! Oh, no! Oh, my God! Oh! Oh! Oh, myGod! (WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, that's right.
Here we go.
If it's not dangerous enough (!) Oh, and blindfolded! No! Oh, no! No! Oh, my God! (WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # PULP FICTION'S MISIRLOU Wow.
That was amazing.
David, what do you think? Incredible skill.
Liked the presen I still don't understand why you've got a scar.
You're the knife thrower! (LAUGHS) So many people promise us so much danger and death-defying stuff and it just fizzles out and it had everything.
I could totally see this in the semi-finals of Britain's Got Talent.
I thought it was brilliant.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) It was dangerously seductive.
You're risking a lot and I appreciate it.
Brilliant.
Well done.
Simon? Well, I personally found it very uncomfortable to wat I've actually seen these things go a bit wrong.
My gut feeling is you have an amazing chemistry together.
If you want to do well, your whole production has got to get better.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
We have something special.
/fo Yeah.
(LAUGHS) ALESHA: Let's take a vote.
Would you like to see them again, Simon? I'm gonna say yes.
A definite yes from me.
Well done.
It's a yes from me.
Four yeses.
Well done.
Well done, guys.
That was great.
It was exhausting.
AMANDA: I am worn out.
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Any guesses for what we're having for lunch? Fish and chips.
Fish and chips.
Amanda's got a good recommendation for us.
No, she hasn't.
She said it.
Will Simon ever fall in love with me? He already does love you.
(LAUGHTER) Are you from Blackpool? Originally from Birmingham.
But for the last 25 years, I've been in Blackpool.
Lived and in Blackpool.
And it's great.
WOMAN: Love you, Simon! DAVID: Oh, shut up.
Sit down and shut up.
I love you.
I really do love you.
(LAUGHTER) You'd get a lot of gigs here.
Would we? See? Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a lot of hotels would have you, mate.
Why do you point at him? Do you mean both of us? Both of you.
OK.
Thanks.
Thanks.
I mean, unless it's cheaper.
He's cheaper on his own.
Definitely.
Mal, are you ready? It's all yours.
Go out there.
Get a good Blackpool reception and knock 'em dead.
Ta-ra, pal.
Good man.
Hello.
Hello.
What's your name? My name is Mal Ford.
Mal Ford.
How old are you? (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Good lad.
Where are you from? Well, originally from Birmingham.
/fon Right.
But, now, for the last 25 years, the best place on Blackpool.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) And if you won Britain's Got Talent what would be more important - the dosh or the Royal Family? I'd like to meet the Royal Family.
You know, cos I think they are lovely people.
I mean, the Queen especially.
I think she's brilliant.
She is wonderful.
You've met her, haven't you? Yeah.
I can't remember how many times but I've met her a lot.
Mal, shall we just get on with it? Thank you, Mal.
Good luck.
Good luck, Mal.
Thank you very much.
Very nice of you.
(JAUNTY MUSIC HALL INTRO) There it is.
Oh, I feel like I'm in Blackpool now.
(DISCO BEAT) Come on.
Whoa.
Man's on the move.
Yeaahhh-ooooh! AUDIENCE: Yeeeahhh-oooh! Yeahhhhhh-oooh! ANT & DEC: Yeahhhhh-ooh! # La-la bam ba Your turn! ANT & DEC: La-la bam-ba! # As I walk along, I wonder # what went wrong # Our love, a love that was so strong Mal! Mal! What? Go off.
What do you want? What do you want? Altogether.
# I'm a-walking in the rain Hang on.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Welcome to Blackpool, folks.
Here we are.
# To end this misery # Best fish and chips in Blackpool? Trying to find a good chippy.
Oh, on the front.
No.
2 Central Promenade.
Are you having fish and chips? Yep.
(CHORTLES) Hello, Blackpool.
Hey-hey! Blackpool.
Hello.
Can you hear me at the back? Yeah? Can you hear? Hello.
Hello, Blackpool! Hello.
Hello! Now, he is Mr Blackpool, isn't he? Blackpool.
Hi, what is your name, please? My name's Will Oldfield.
I'm 38.
I'm from Blackpool.
(CHEERING) Do you have a day job? I make coffee during the day and what I'm gonna try and do is a bit of a comedy routine.
Great.
I'm gonna let you start.
True love is a wonderful thing.
I used to like the thrill of the chase.
But the wife would always turn over and watch Pointless.
(COUNTDOWN MUSIC) I said Pointless not Countdown.
I met my wife in a pub.
I asked her if she wanted a drink.
She replied (UPBEAT MUSIC) # .
.
tequila! # I guess it makes her happy.
On the second date, I asked her if she wanted David, you're the comedy expert.
Stand up is one of the hardest things to do on this show.
You just proved that.
Nice to meet you.
Bye-bye.
You too.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.
Bye, Blackpool.
# Give it up, baby, give it up # Everybody from Blackpool say, "Yeah!" Whoa now.
Whoa.
Whoa.
# Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside Come on.
# Oh, I do like # .
.
where the brass band plays # Basically, what's gonna happen when you're on stage There's a star in the middle.
It's where you'll stand and chat.
She had a hip op or something? She's struggling, isn't she? I'm really bad at talking.
I don't want to mess it up before I sing.
Welcome.
What's your name, sir? Des Dillon.
And who have you brought along with you today? Peggy, my gr And do you think you can win Britain's Got Talent? My puppets can win it.
OK.
We're ready to see what you're (JAUNTY ACCORDION MUSIC) (JAUNTY SEAFARING MUSIC) I don't know how I can say this in a polite way.
But it was just awful.
# Give it up # It wasn't great, Des.
I don't know what the act was supposed to be.
It was like Amanda before botox! (AMANDA ROARS WITH LAUGHTER) Thank you very much.
Thanks.
Goodbye.
Come on! # (OOMPAH MUSIC) (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) (AUDIENCE CLAPS IN TIME) I quite like it, though! # Blackpool Belle was a getaway train # That went from northern stations # What a beautiful sight on a Saturday night # Blackpool illuminations # You say, "I remember" (I remember!) # "Very well!" Very well! # All the happy gang aboard the Blackpool Belle # I remember those pals of mine # When I ride the Blackpool line # And the songs we sang together on the Blackpool Belle # Come on! Come on! (CHEERING) # TOM JONES: Help Yourself # To my lips, to my arms Just say the word and they'll be yours Judges, if you just judge him on that song, shall we vote yes or no? (WILD CHEERING) I'm going to say yes! Ah! OK - yes! It's a yes! (CHEERING) Come on now! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE) A thank you, and then off.
Yeah? Thank you and get off! (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) We're going to regret that on deliberations.
(LAUGHTER) Jamie? It's time.
Good! Nice to meet you.
Where are you from? Newcastle! Ah! Listen, we've had a very bonkers day.
It's been mad.
And he's just said he's got a list of chippies and on the list one comes out top, five out of five It's all yours.
I've got to go now? Yes.
Have fun.
Enjoy it out there.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hi.
Hello.
You all right? I am.
How are you? Good! Where are you from? I'm from Newcastle.
(CHEERING) And what's your name? Jamie Lee Harrison.
How old are you, Jamie? I'm 24.
Do you have a normal job? I just sing in pubs and clubs in Newcastle.
OK.
Brilliant.
I just really hope I can I can go up to the next level.
But recently I got to a brick wall, and I thought maybe it was time to give it up.
What happened? Um, a lot of people were telling me that I don't have it in me.
But it's all I've ever known, it's all I've ever wanted to do.
Jamie, who was the person at that point who kept you going? Probably my mam.
(CHEERING) She's not here, but .
.
um, she's like waiting by the phone.
So she's been my rock.
All right.
Well, good luck.
Thank you.
(CLEARS THROAT) # When the day is long (CHEERING) # And the night # The night is yours alone # When you're sure you've had enough # Of this life # Hang on # Don't let yourself go # Everybody cries # Don't throw your hand # If you feel like you're alone # No, no, no, you're not alone (CHEERING) # And everybody hurts # Sometimes # (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Look at that! Look at him! Thank you! (DROWNED BY APPLAUSE) Thank you! Jamie, how do you give up on a passion? You just don't.
I'm so glad you didn't.
I'm so glad you came here today.
Thank you! That was really soulful, and just a beautiful vocal, and really honest.
Thank you.
/ A great audition.
Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) As soon as you started singing, it was really moving.
You're the first act I've seen today that I thought could genuinely become a star beyond this show.
Wow! (CHEERING) The main thing we're trying to say here is that we really cared about you.
Your heart and your warmth just oozes out, and that makes your talent even better.
(CHEERING) Simon.
This is what I've been waiting for today, Jamie.
Wow!/fon Jamie saved Blackpool! Here's the great news.
I think we have just scratched the surface.
You have a great voice, and there's something about you.
I was drawn to you the minute you started singing.
I heard real soul.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're exactly the kind of person I want to find when we make these shows.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much! Thank you.
Thank you so much.
So we're going to take a vote.
David, yes or no? It's a yes from me.
Thank you! Jamie, it's a yes from me.
Thank you! It's a yes from me.
Thank you.
Jamie Lee Harrison, with four yeses, you're on your way.
Thank you so much! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I done it! You bloody well did! Oh, God! How did that feel? Brilliant! I'm speechless! Well, don't be! Oh my God.
I loved that.
Mam, I got four yeses.
I'm through! 'Oh, that's great, pet! I'm proud of you!' Ah! 'I wish I'd been there.
' Ah! Hello! We are so excited to be back here in Birmingham! What's up, Birmingham? (CHEERING) We've got talent backstage ready to come out and show you what they have got.
I can't wait! It's so exciting! OK! Here we go! Enjoy the show, everybody.
Let's try and stay off the phones for a bit, shall we? What if she was doing social media for the show? Yeah!/fo You're in a feisty mood today! Shall we do it? Yeah! It's all yours! Thank you! Have fun out there! Enjoy it.
Good luck.
(CHEERING) Hi, girls! Hello! How are you all doing? We're fine, thank you.
Just a little nervous.
That's understandable.
ALL: Ahh!/f What's your name? My name's Holly.
Holly.
What's the name of your choir? How do you know they're a choir? I presume they're a choir, because they look like they're about to sing.
We're called Angelicus.
Tell me a little bit about your choir.
We're schoolgirls, from Llanelli, in south Wales, aged 12 and up.
How long have you been together? Just a bit less than a year.
And do you think you can win? We'll try our best.
ALL: Ah! (CHEERING) We left South Wales this morning, and came up with family and friends.
We all became friends from being in the choir.
Some of us are in the same schools.
We'll try our best, and we can do it! Yeah.
We can do it! As a group, we're always singing.
We never stop, really.
We've always watched Britain's Got Talent, and it feels surreal just to be here.
I'm so excited.
Hello! ALL: Hello! (SQUEAKS) This is the biggest performance we've done, so we just want it to go great! A lot of hard work has gone into our performance.
On that stage today, we just want to do our best.
(APPLAUSE) Who, or what, inspires your choir? Our inspiration is our teacher, Mr Williams.
He's our hero.
ALL: Ah! Is Mr Williams here? Yes.
What's special about him? He's over there.
He's a great teacher, and he brings out the best in all of us.
He's had a difficult year.
Really? Mr Williams was in a terrible car crash.
I'm sorry to hea He was badly injured, but he fought back to be there for us, and make Angelicus happen.
(WARM APPLAUSE) We wish you the best of luck.
I hope it goes well.
We're all rooting for you.
(APPLAUSE) # Nessun dorma # Nessun dorma # Il nome suo nessun sapra # E noi dovrem, ahime, morir, morir # Sulla tue bocca # Lo diro # Quando la luce # Splendera # Ed il mio bacio sciogliera # Il silenzio # Che ti fa mia # Il nome suo nessun sapra # E noi dovrem, ahime, morir, morir # Dilegua, oh notte # Tramontate, stelle # Tramontate, stelle # All'alba vincero # Vincero # Vincero # (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # Vincero # (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I want to say - and I've heard this song a lot - this was, in my opinion, the most beautiful, incredible version.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) It really, really touched me.
I thought it was sensational.
I'm very excited for your future.
You are the most lovely bunch of girls.
It was so beautiful, the harmonising was gorgeous.
I thought it was a stunning performance.
Really.
You did well.
(CHEERING) It was mind-blowing to think that you're schoolgirls, from Wales, and not all professional singers, because it just sounded so perfect and beautiful.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) The sound that came out was just heavenly.
I think everyone here felt it.
There's something special about you.
We're really excited for you, and I can't wait to see what you guys do next.
Well done.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Votes.
David? Yes! Yes from me! Yes from me! Four big fat yeses.
Well done.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hang on a second - I'd like Mr Williams to come up to the stage.
(CHEERING) How are you feeling? Great.
Yeah? That was quite incredible.
Well done.
Congratulations.
Wow.
Wowsers.
I loved that.
I really, really loved it.
I loved it so much.
I know.
I'm so proud! (ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY) It's competition time! And here's another chance to win a prize worth over - Yes, courtesy of Warner Bros, to mark the upcoming cinema release of King Arthur: Legend Of The font color="#F So what happens now? You're quickly becoming a legend.
.
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one lucky winner will get to drive away in this - A BMW X5 M Sport worth £56,000.
With 20-inch alloy wheels, sports leather seats and in your choice of colour.
And that's just the start.
You and three pals can take a step back in time to the 16th century with a five-night stay at Thornbury Castle.
Plus, you'll get a champagne screening of the movie and a two-night stopover in London.
And to top it all off, there's a massive £35,000 tax-free cash up for grabs.
For your chance to win this amazing prize BOTH: Good luck! You're gonna be fine.
You'll be brilliant.
Just be you.
I'm gonna go up there and bare all, try my hardest and if I make them smile, then I make them smile.
And if not, I always get to come home to you, don't I? Are you Nu-Vybe? ALL: Yes.
Please to meet you.
Martin.
Nice to meet you, Martin.
I'm Matt.
It's all yours.
Enjoy.
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(CHEERING) Wow.
Hello, girls.
ALL: Hi! Where are you from? Burnley! (MIMICKING ACCENT) Burnley! (CHEERING) What are you called? We're Nu-Vybe And who's the oldest, who's the youngest? I'm the oldest.
I'm the youngest, 15.
OK.
Well, listen, good luck.
Thank you! (CHEERING) I'd wear those leggings.
WOMAN: Let's go, girls.
Ooh! # THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS: Don't Cha # Have you just come on your own or? I've brought my wife with me today.
The hardest judge.
BRITNEY SPEARS: Toxic That looks good.
(CHEERING) Very good.
I think you're a really great dance group.
Alesha? Girls, I think we're a little bit tougher on danc because our expectations are so high.
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" (BOOING) We're gonna take a vote.
David? I'm gonna kick this off with a yes! (CHEERING) I'm saying yes.
Simon? I'd love to impress Simon Cowell, obviously.
It would change my world forever.
I'm saying no.
(BOOING) WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: Come on, Amanda! Ooh, God Girls, today it's gonna be a no from me.
What?! Oh.
What? I'm so sorry.
(BOOING) Thank you very much.
Thank you.
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) What?! Really surprised.
Well, that's It's tough on this show.
I felt sorry for them.
Are you Matt? Hello, it's me.
Come on, Matt.
Come on over here.
Come out.
Hang on (LAUGHS) Nicely done! How are you? Nice to meet you.
You're on next, Matt.
Ant or Dec? Dec.
Brilliant.
ANNOUNCER: Here we go.
Last act, everyone.
Last one of the day.
Straight on, Matt? What, straight on? BOTH: Yes.
That's it? That's it.
Oh, don't Good luck.
It's all yours.
Have fun.
Go on.
Good luck.
(CHEERING) Is he here by accident? Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
What's your name? My name is Matt Edwards.
Hi, Matt.
Hello.
Where are you from? Where are you from, Matt? I'm from Suffolk.
Suffolk, great.
And how old are you? I'm 34.
And do you have a day job? (LAUGHTER) Erm, I - Why are you so shocked? Do I look young? I'm a magician is what I do for my day job.
Lovely.
So tell us something about you that makes you different from other magicians that we may have seen on the show.
(GI (LAUGHTER) I think what makes me different from other magicians is erm, the type of magic I perform isn't necessarily sleight-of-hand.
It's a little bit er, crazy.
A little bit variety, I would say.
Mm AUDIENCE: Ooh! I like the sound of that.
All right, we look forward to your act.
Shall I do it now? Yeah.
It's lovely to meet you all.
My name is Matt, what's your name? Brilliant, that's enough.
Now, I've only got a minute to show you what I can do, so I'd like to perform a trick, but before I do my trick, I'm gonna propose a toast.
I want to say cheers to everybody.
So when I say cheers, everybody in the audience shouts ALL: Cheers! Perfect.
Amazing.
Now because I've only got a minute I'm gonna give this a big build up in the hope everyone claps loudly and then all the ladies take off their bras and throw them in my font color="# I'm looking at you, Alesha! Worth a try.
(ANT LAUGHING) Ladies and gentlemen, senors and signores - (SPEAKS SPANISH) (APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER) 180! (LAUGHS) # Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba-ba-ba, # Ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-bah, bah! # (LION ROARS) It's as if Lee Evans did magic.
THE CHAMPS: Tequila Song (RHYTHMIC CLAPPING) (CHEERING) (LAUGHS) I like him.
I do.
Tequila! I might as well.
(LAUGHTER) I forgot the salt! Gotta have salt.
Oohtequila! (LAUGHTER) Forgot the salt! Hup! Aagh! I'm fine, I'm fine That's enough salt.
It's gone! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (LAUGHS) Tequila! Sorry.
You got a broom? A broom? (LAUGHTER) Sorry! No, I'm fine Sorry.
Wait, wait Watch this.
(CHEERING) Tequila! (MUSIC ENDS) (WILD CHEERING) Ladies and gentlemen, everybody, cheers! ALL: Cheers! (LAUGHS) Thank you.
Thanks.
That is it.
David? Well, what a brilliant way to present a magic trick.
He's good.
I love when people push jokes as far as possibly they can go until they almost break.
It was very funny, very entertaining.
It was brilliant.
Well done.
Thank you.
Amanda? Yeah, I mean, I really loved it.
(APPLAUSE) It was sort of silly, how Tommy Cooper used to do it.
You know, you're so distracted by you clowning and messing about that we're not paying attention to what you're actually doing, therefore it's even more magical.
I really love you.
I think you're charming, I think you're funny, and you're kind of old school with a twist which is absolutely perfect for Britain's Got Talent.
Well done.
Thank you.
Simon? I've gotta be honest with you, Matthew, when you started with that voice I thought this was gonna be really annoying .
.
but actually, you are brilliant.
I mean, really, really funny.
How old are you? 34, did you say? I'm surprised you haven't had a break yet, Matthew, because you're really likeable, and nuts.
Erm, you've just got something about you, your energy, this is what we look for on these shows, people who've got star quality.
I've just got a feeling about you.
Thank you so much.
He's good.
He is good.
Really good.
I agree, Matthew.
Love your passion and enthusiasm.
We're going to take a vote.
David? Oh, they've got the vote.
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I'm going to say yes.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Excuse me.
(WILD CHEERING) We're gonna vote.
He's too good.
He's too good.
(CROWD CHANTING) Hit the buzzer! Hit the buzzer! Hit the buzzer! Hit the buzzer! He's too good.
Should we do it? Yeah.
Ready? (WILD CHEERING) COLDPLAY: Fix You Take a bow! Take a bow! Well done, pal.
Very good.
Very good.
Thank you so much.
It's a pleasure.
I wasn't expecting that.
Honestly, we were laughing so much I thought I was gonna pee myself.
(LAUGHTER) Really funny.
No, but honestly, we loved the act and then, Simon, you said it.
He's 34 years old, and for some reason he hasn't been given the break up until now.
And so we just wanted toto be there and do it.
Honestly, well done.
Well done.
It was funny.
Really good.
Really good.
Really good.
Love it.
Yes! Aw, yeah! That's a good one.
We picked a good one! We like him.
I've got to tell you, Matt, they were absolutely on the money.
This is what it's all about, dreams come true.
Good for you.
Thank you so much.
(WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you.
He deserved it, man.
Look at that, look at that.
Thank you so much.
(LAUGHING) Loved it, honestly.
That was just Oh, man I haven't seen energy in a routine like that for years.
There we go.
Wow.
Please tell us you've got loads more material, though.
(LAUGHS) It's not just the sand thing, is it? I've got so much I'm ready to show the world.
Good.
/fon Thank you so much for the opportunity.
You're welcome, mate.
You're straight through to the semi-finals.
Aagh! Oh, my God! (SHRIEKS) (LAUGHING) I knew you'd do it.
I knew you'd do it.
(SHRIEKS) Hello.
Your stage presence was just fantastic.
I don't think you can put that in front of the Queen! Horrible, horrible, horrible (PLAYS OUT-OF-TUNE NOTE) You've ruined it.
I thought it was really good! (SINGS NOTE) You are clearly born to sing.
Thank you.
I actually don't know what to say.
I didn't like it.
It repulsed me.
Oh, God It's all about ITV2! Who knows what's gonna happen?/font Switch over now to ITV2 for Britain's Got More Talent.
What? (LION ROARS) Really? EMF -Unbelievable ITV viewers have now gone, "What?"