Britain's Got Talent (2007) s11e06 Episode Script
Auditions 6
1 Oh, yes! This is what it's all about.
Dreams come true.
Good for you.
# Left a good job in the city Savage.
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working for the man every night and day Simon! # .
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and I never lost one minute of sleep # # Oh, simple thing, where have you gone? # Stop! Extraordinary.
I'm gonna say yes! That was brilliant.
(CHEERING) Ah! Knockout! Incredible.
(BUZZER) Yes! They're all up on their feet, as well! For some acts, their whole life has been building up to this moment.
Success isn't something that comes overnight.
You have to put font color="#11FF If you want to do well, we've got to see something we've never seen before.
The time for rehearsals is over.
This is when it really counts.
I think the theatre is this way.
Why the hell have we come over here then? I can't believe I'm going to Britain's Got Talent! Let's do this! You've been working so hard for this.
It's your time to shine.
# Legend! # I wonder what time t'judges arrive.
Do you know? (CHEERING) Gonna win that Golden Buzzer? KIDS: Yeah! To perform at the Royal Variety, that is the biggest dream of all.
We did the small talk yesterday.
We don't have to do it every day.
(LAUGHTER) Why don't you just sit on the stairs on your own? (MORE LAUGHTER) We're such good friends.
Look.
The adrenaline will kick in.
Will it kick in? You might even start dancing.
Oh, my God.
# Keep on lifting Shall we get this show on the road? Ready to rumble? # .
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higher and higher Right.
Let's find an act to get on stage.
Come on! This is gonna be the biggest moment of our lives.
Here we go.
You don't know what's coming, right? Hello, gang.
ALL: Hi! Ooh, they're loud! Oh, look at this! Whoo! Yes! I love this.
ALL: Yeah! # .
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higher! # (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hi, guys.
Who are you? We're the Coventry Dynamite Cheerleaders.
(CHEERING) So, how hard have you worked for this? We've worked so hard.
We've been in the gym from seven o'clock in the font col Well, there's about 20 of you? 30? 24.
24.
Would you split the money equally if you win? Yes.
(LAUGHTER) Where can this go, if you do well on the show? That's why I'm curious.
The big fight for cheerleading is to be recognised as a sport.
We know this is our chance to show the nation what cheerleading can font color=" (CHEERING) Let's do it.
Five, six, seven, eight! (DRAMATIC MUSIC) Wow! They're very close to the exit, aren't they? Ohh! That's too close.
(CHEERING) Puts me on edge.
I know.
No accidents.
Everybody is safe.
Phew! David, what did you think? Well, I feel exhausted just watching it! (LAUGHTER) It was really, really stunning, guys.
Well done.
Your skill level is insanely impressive.
I mean, one of you went so high you nearly hit Amanda's sign! (LAUGHTER) A great audition.
(MORE CHEERING) This is one of the best prepared acts we've seen on this show for a long time, I gotta hand it to you.
(APPLAUSE) David, do you want to see them in the next round? Yes, I do.
They were wonderful.
Alesha? It's a massive yes from me, guys.
Love you! Definitely yes from me.
Well done.
Guys, you've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Well done.
Well done.
Thank you.
Four yeses.
Yes! (CHEERING) AUDIENCE: Simon! Oh, shut up! (LAUGHTER) Good luck.
Straight on.
Straight on.
Good luck.
Thank you.
(CHEERING) Hi.
Hi.
I'm Annette from Germany.
Annette from Germany? Yes.
Me and my partner, Yannick, we would like to show you our performance.
And, Annette, are you gonna do something that you think could win the show? I hope! I hope.
All right.
Good luck.
(CHEERING) (WOLF WHISTLE) (MUSIC STARTS) (DESCENDING SCALE ON PIANO) (SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Mwah! (RECORD SQUEAKS) # Say live and let die # Live and let die # Look at that! That's impressive! (ALL GASP) Oh No way.
BOTH: Ohh! (GIBBERS) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Well done, guys.
Amanda, what did you think? I absolutely loved that.
It was very entertaining.
It was a really good, solid audition.
Well font color="# (MORE CHEERING) Simon, what did you think? My issue isis that we've seen this kind of act before.
So, as much as I liked it, I'm gonna be honest with you, I got a bit bored halfway through.
(AUDIENCE BOOS) OK.
David? I thought it was really thrilling and also really charming, as well.
And, you know, that stuff is hard to do.
Yeah, I mean, you guys did some tricks and skills there that I font color="#11FF and they were so impressive.
So, well done.
Let's take a vote.
David? I'm gonna say yes.
I'm gonna say yes.
I'm gonna say no.
(AUDIENCE BOOS) I'm saying yes.
You're through to the next round.
Well done.
Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yes to the abs! You must be Destiny.
Yeah.
How are you? I'm fine.
Fine? excited? Feeling good? I'm excited.
I'm nervous.
Where are you from, Destiny? I'm from Malta.
Malta? Oh, fantastic.
I came to Britain's Got Talent, because I would love to perform for font color="# It would be an honour for me.
The very best of luck.
Onto the star.
Good luck.
Have fun out there.
'My dream is to win.
Who knows? Maybe it might change my life.
' Hi.
Hi.
How are you? I'm excited and I'm nervous.
AUDIENCE: Aw! What's your name? My name is Destiny.
I'm from Malta and I'm 14 years old.
14? Yeah.
What? How did you end up here? Because I won the Junior Eurovision in 2015.
I didn't know there was one.
And now I came to Britain's Got Talent, because I'm a big fan of font color="# And That's all.
Who are you here with, Destiny? I'm here with my grandma.
Aw! We like Destiny.
She's a nice girl, isn't she? Destiny, what other singers inspire you? (NERVOUS GIGGLE) I love Beyonce and Aretha Franklin.
Oh, a good choice.
In fact, today I'm going to sing one of her covers.
Which one? Think.
A big song.
Are you confident? Now, no.
But when I start singing I'm a different person.
OK.
Well, we are rooting for you.
Thank you.
Good luck.
Thank you.
(MUSIC STARTS) # Think, think # Think, think # You think, think about it, think about it # Hey! You'd better think # Think about what you're trying to do to me Yes! Go on, Destiny! # Let your mind go, let yourself be free # Oh, freedom # Freedom, freedom # Whoa, freedom, yeah # Think about it, you think about it # There ain't nothing you could ask, I could answer you, but I won't # But I was gonna change my mind if you keep doing things I don't # Yeah! Think about what you're trying to do to me # Yeah, let your mind go, let yourself be free # Hey! People walking around every day playing games, taking scores # Trying to make other people lose their minds, be careful that you font color=" # Oh, think, think about what you're trying to do to me # Yeah, yeah, yeah, let your mind go, let yourself be free # Oh, freedom # Freedom, freedom # Whoa, freedom # Freedom, freedom # Freedom # Freedom # Yeah, you # There ain't nothing you could ask, I could answer you, but I won't # But I was gonna change my mind if you keep doing things I don't # Yeah, think about what you're trying to do to me # Yeah, think about it right now # You'd better think, baby # Right now # I said right now (CHEERING) # Freedom, freedom # Freedom, whoa-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh # You think, think! # (CHEERING) Thank you.
# This girl is on fire Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Look at everybody.
Look at them all! Look at them all.
Look at them all! Wow! Destiny, for me that was a knock-out.
That is one of the hardest songs to sing and you are 14 and you killed font color A brilliant, brilliant audition.
Well done.
Thank you so much.
What happened to the shy 14-year-old girl from Malta? Where did she go? I don't know.
(LAUGHTER) I mean, you are clearly born to sing.
Thank you.
I thank you for coming along today to our little show.
Thank (MORE CHEERING) I think, aside from the fact that you've got the most incredible font color="#F you're just such a cute, sweet girl.
An incredible audition.
Well done.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Destiny I've been waiting for someone to come out who we think could be a star.
And guess who it is.
You.
Thank you.
(WILD CHEERING) # .
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this girl is on fire You have soul.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
OK.
We're going to take a vote now, Destiny.
David? I am, of course, going to say yes.
Thank you.
(CHEERING) You are brilliant.
It's a yes from me.
Thank you.
A yes from me.
Thank you.
Get ready, Destiny.
You've got four yeses.
Thank you.
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this girl is on fire! # (CHEERING) Thank you.
Well done.
Well done, you! Brilliant.
It felt awesome.
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I'm here because I'm looking for my big break and I'm thinking that maybe Britain's Got Talent is gonna provide that big break I've been looking for.
I've watched the show.
Since I can remember it's been on at home.
We're actually here.
Weird.
Thank you very much, everyone.
Hello.
What is your name, sir? My name is Steve Andrews.
I'm 63.
(CHEERING) And what do you do for a living, Steve? Is this what you do? ErI do, I play guitar, yeah.
And I also I write songs.
And so, Steve, what song are you gonna sing for us? I'm gonna be doing Stand By Me.
OK.
And I'm gonna invite you all to come and stand by me.
But actually, you in the audience, if you can come down row-by-row.
(LAUGHTER) Cos we don't want this to go too mad.
The invitation is there.
Thank you.
Let's just sing the song.
OK.
# When the night has come # And the land is dark # And the moon is the only light you see Right.
We're gonna do it.
Stand by me.
# So darling # Darling, stand by me # Whoa-oa! # Stand by me It's all women.
Steve's got it.
# Won't you stand, stand by me Now, this is looking good.
Seeing all of you lovely people coming on down (BOOING) # So darling, darling, stand by me # Whoa-oa-oa # Stand by me-e-e-e-e-e # Won't you stand, won't you stand # Stand by me # Whoa-oa-oa # ANT & DEC: Awwwhhhhhhhh! That's it.
You can all go back to your seats now.
Everybody back.
Who's your favourite judge? I love Simon.
Cos he's so hard to please.
You are terrible; you are horrible; you were out of tune.
You were singing the wrong words.
Leah, hi, we're ready for your audition now.
Would you follow me? You were really bad.
Hate what you're wearing.
Horrible, horrible, horrible.
You ruined it.
You were bad.
You were the worst; you were out of tune.
And what about Steve? Yeah, I liked you.
Yeah, I liked Steve.
David.
You seem like a nice guy and I'm sorry it didn't work out for you.
Alesha.
It's a no from me.
It's a no from me today.
OK, Steve.
It's four nos but nice to meet you.
Thank you.
All right.
Thank you.
We're gonna put you on this spot I'm Leah.
I'm 14.
I'm from County Meath in Ireland.
I live with Mum, Dad and my brother Daniel.
Are you proud of your sister? Really proud.
Are you? You're the biggest fan, aren't you? Yeah.
I first started singing when I could talk.
# I don't care what you say to me # I can't stop singing.
I sing when I study and when I brush my teeth.
And sing when I'm trying to go to sleep.
My dad tells me to stop cos I'm usually singing in the kitchen and he's upstairs and he bangs the floor.
And I just hear thud, thud! And I think, "Oh, I'd better stop.
" # And you can tell everybody this is your song # It's a huge deal for me to be here.
It's my first time coming to England.
It was like a holiday but much better cos I had this to come too.
Hello, Leah.
Hi.
How are you? Good.
You? Very good, thank you.
We've got a great crowd.
The judges are in a good mood.
So all you've got to do is go out there and do your thing.
It means so much to me that today goes well.
I really hope that I make my mam and dad and brother Daniel proud.
Off you go.
Have fun.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hi.
Go on, Leah! Hello.
Hi.
What's your name? I'm Leah Barniville.
Nice to meet you.
How old are you? 14.
14.
So who have you brought along with you today? My mam and my dad and my brother and my auntie who are somewhere in the audience.
Whoooo! (LAUGHTER) And where are you from? I'm from Ireland.
Is this your first time on a big stage?/ Ermwell, I've been on a few stages but nothing like this.
What would it mean to you to win? It would mean so much.
I can't even imagine how much it would mean.
Like, it would be everything I've wanted my whole life.
Leah, do you think you could win the show? ErmI have as much chance as anybody else.
But I think there's always someone better than you.
OK.
Well, we wish you the best of luck.
Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # Qui dove il mare luccica # E tira forte il vento # Su una vecchia terrazza # Davanti al golfo di Surriento # Un uomo abbraccia una ragazza # Dopo che aveva pianto # Poi si schiarisce la voce # E ricomincia il canto # Te voglio bene assai # Ma tanto tanto bene, sai # E una cantena ormai # Che scioglie il sangue dint'e vene, sai # Te voglio bene assai # Ma tanto tanto bene, sai # E una cantena ormai # Che scioglie il sangue dint'e vene # Sai # (WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you.
They're all up.
They're all up on their feet as well.
# This ain't a fairy tale # I was a dreamer before you went and let me down # Now it's too late for you # And your white horse to come round # Leah, I thought that was honestly incredible.
Thank you.
And you're 14 years old.
And you don't know how good you are.
Thank you.
Your stage presence was just fantastic.
Controlled, beautiful.
Loved it.
It's such a complicated song and your Italian was impeccable.
It was a flawless audition.
OK.
We're going to take a vote now.
David.
I'm gonna say yes.
Thank you.
I think you are amazing.
It's a yes from me.
/fo Yes from me.
Thank you.
A billion percent yes.
Thank you so much for having me.
Thank you.
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mirror disappearing now # Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
A billion percent.
A billion percent.
I thought she was amazing.
I really, really liked her.
Me too.
Hello.
What's your name, sir? My name is Tamba.
Tamba? Tamba.
And where are you from? I'm from Japan.
(CHEERING) (SPEAKS JAPANESE) (REPLIES IN JAPANESE) (REPLIES) Ooooh! My name is Tamba.
I'm 43 and I do dangerous magic tricks.
(LAUGHS) Like, how dangerous? Really, really dangerous.
I live in Tokyo, Japan with my wife and newborn baby.
So you came here just to do your magic or? Yeah.
You came to London? Yeah.
You travelled far.
15 hours.
Wow, this is some serious magic.
When I perform people say, "How do you do that?" It's ALL: Dangerous magic.
I have always wanted to perform in Britain in front of Royal Family.
I want to win Britain's Got Talent.
Why Britain's Got Talent? Because it is the best in the wor OK.
Well, the stage is yours, sir.
THE SURFARIS: Wipe Out He's proper swallowed it, like.
(WHISTLING) All right.
I have a .
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razor blade.
(AUDIENCE GASPS) I have a real razor blade.
Please carefully.
Don't touch here.
OK.
Please could you cut the paper out.
With this? It is sharp.
OK.
Thank you.
I swallow No! Don't be silly.
font color="#00F DAVID: Don't do that.
No.
Don't.
No.
Oh, my God.
Yummy.
All right.
I have one razor blade.
AMANDA: No! Hm.
Would you like some? No? OK.
Please don't copy me.
Hmmmmmm.
Ahhhh.
I will eat all of them.
Hmmmm.
Delicious! (CHEERING) Wow! Ah! Last one is strings.
Mm! Why's he keep eating things? He'll never eat his dinner after this.
(CHEERING) (LAUGHS) (APPLAUSE) (GASPING) (CHEERING) No way! (AMANDA SHRIEKING) (WILD APPLAUSE) Wow! Wow, that is good.
Thank you! That was amazing.
Er, Simon, what did you make of it? Amazing.
I've never seen anything like that in my life.
I don't know whether I liked it or it was repulsive, but it doesn't matter.
It's one of the craziest things I've ever seen on this show, and that's why I love you.
Thank you so much.
(MIMICKING SIMON) "I didn't like it.
It repulsed me.
" (LAUGHS) You are absolutely nuts, but it was really exciting and really, sort of, chaotic.
Yeah, it was fantastic.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, you are adorable.
I mean, that was just the act that kept on giving.
It was brilliant.
Thank you.
Yes, it was brilliantly entertaining from start to finish.
We weren't expecting to see that balloon again any time soon.
(LAUGHTER) OK, guys, we're gonna vote.
Simon? Tamba, this is one of the easiest yeses I've given all day.
It's a yes.
Thank you.
(CHEERING) Yes.
Thank you.
It's a yes from me.
(REPLIES IN JAPANESE) Four yeses! Yes! Well done, Tamba.
Thank you.
(WILD CHEERING) Well done.
Ah! It was amazing.
I really enjoyed it.
Wicked.
Just when you thought it was all over, the balloon comes back.
How are you, Jake? You all right, mate? Very well, thank you.
You got us the right way round, then.
I did.
Not many people do.
I've been practising for about an hour.
(LAUGHS) Seriously.
My name's Jake Stephens, I'm 27 and I'm from Essex.
I've been dancing since the age of three.
My mum bought me the Michael Jackson Moonwalker video and it started ever since then.
When I'm dancing it does feel like a release for me.
It's just you and the music and you don't feel like you're being judged font c Today, my mum's gonna get really emotional whilst I'm on stage.
She always stood by me, so I owe my mum a lot.
I've been working really hard for this.
It's been ten years since a solo dancer won the show and I feel like I'm ready now.
Enjoy it out there.
Best of luck.
If I was lucky enough to win the show and perform at the Royal font color="#00FF that would be a dream come true.
'Pinch yourself' stuff.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello.
What's your name? My name's Jake.
I'm 27, I look about 12, though.
(LAUGHTER) So, Jake, do you have a day job or is this what you do font color="#F Erm, it was full-time, but I took a day job so I work for a shoe shop.
I'll give you a discount, guys.
Just come see me.
(LAUGHTER) I actually do need a pair of shoes.
What size are you? I'm rather large, Jake.
(LAUGHTER) Well, look, we're intrigued as to what you're going to do.
Take it away.
Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) This guy's gonna be good.
(BONES CRACKING) Urgh! (ROBOTIC EFFECTS) (CHEERING) DRAKE: One Dance (MIMING) (CHEERING) (SINGING ALONG) BRUNO MARS: 24K MAGIC (WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Alesha, you've done a bit of dancing.
What did you think? Jake, I like you.
However, it lacked a little bit of imagination.
(BOOING) Based on your talent, yes, you probably deserve a break, but it didn't blow me away.
Oh, what?! You've got a lot of potential, but I completely agree with Alesha.
I was looking forward to the music changes, more than actually watching the dancing.
Simon? I think you're a very nice guy.
Is this something I'm gonna remember in an hour's time? The answer, I'm afraid, is no.
(BOOING) But what I will say to you, Simon, is that this young man has the raw talent.
He just perhaps needs a little bit of shaping, a little bit of imagination, to come up with a routine .
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that could do really well on this show.
He's certainly a fantastic dancer.
How would you do that? I guess he'd need to work with a choreographer like a singer would need to work with a vocal coach.
Erwe're gonna vote.
Jake, I'm gonna have to say based on the fact I've seen better, it's a no.
(BOOING) OK.
Well, I am gonna say yes.
(CHEERING) Jake, I agree with David.
Based on your talent and potential, it's a yes from me.
(CHEERING) No pressure! (CHEERING) Come on, Amanda! The most important thing about Britain's Got Talent and this being your 11th year is we have to keep pushing forward.
We have to get better and better and better.
So today I'm gonna say no.
(BOOING) No! Thank you so much for coming to see us today.
I absolutely hate having to say things like that.
That's a hard no.
Mate It is what it is.
Aw, mate.
I'm gutted for you.
Can't believe it.
It is what it is.
We're gutted, cos I thought that was a very, very good performance.
I want to see something different.
You've only got one shot at it.
Exactly.
Aw, man, what a shame.
I got to meet the judges, got to meet you guys.
Well done.
Well, you've took that nicely.
Well done, pal.
Jake, lovely to meet you.
You deserve more than that.
Well done.
Right, guys, we've put loads of effort into this.
We've had hours and hours of rehearsal.
Yous are ready for this.
It's our day, it's our journey, it's our dream.
Aye, we can have a coffee.
STEPTOE AND SON THEME TUNE You are thirsty.
Put the top on for you? Yeah.
Anything you like.
Give me everything out there, yeah? All right? You've worked so hard, so let's do this.
We are soldiers, we are warriors.
Be strong.
We are here to win.
Are you ready? ALL: Yeah! Britain's Got Talent! Imagine it'd be easier, look, if you get a fresh lid like that.
And you just go like that.
Oh, my God They're ready for you on stage, guys.
Best of luck.
It's all yours.
(CHEERING) Looks like Game Of Thrones.
Hi, guys.
Ooh, mean and moody! (LAUGHTER) Er, what's the name of your crew? We are ALL: Allin Dance Crew! Huh! OK.
Could you say it one more time, a bit louder? (LAUGHTER) (SHYLY) Allin Dance Crew.
(LAUGHTER) Do you know what struck me today? Tell me.
I wouldn't like their electric bill.
Where are you boys from? All around the world, but we live in Paris.
Oh Fantastic.
How did you boys meet? The dance life.
Well, I'd like to get in this dance life (LAUGHTER) Meet like-minded guys! And how are you different from other dance groups we've seen? Because we are a different style of dance, different personality, we give everything.
Oh, I bet you do.
(LAUGHTER) We try.
OK, we're ready to be wowed.
Take it away.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) GAME OF THRONES THEME MUSIC Ah, there you go.
There it is.
(MUSIC STUTTERS, TURNS INTO UPTEMPO, MODERN VERSION) (GARAGE MUSIC STARTS) (WILD CHEERING) (WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Wow.
Very good.
Good them.
Very good.
Huh! Huh! Wow.
There sounds to be a few out there, doesn't there? Let's try and have a bit of a laugh with it.
You certainly did go all in.
That felt like a fight scene from a movie.
The energy was amazing.
(CHEERING) The commitment and the passion was amazing.
I absolutely loved it.
Guys, let me ask you a question.
What's the dream? I'm interested in that.
Our dream is to live our passion.
Say bye-bye to the boss and go dance.
(CHEERING) Yay! "Bye-bye to the boss and go dance!" As soon as you walked on stage, I thought, "Yeah, this is gonna be good.
I can feel it.
" (CHEERING) We're looking for a really fantastic dance crew that were really original and doing something daring and thrilling and something we hadn't seen before.
So, we're gonna vote.
Simon? I am thrilled to start this off with a yes.
(CHEERING) Amanda? Definitely yes from me.
(CHEERING) It's a yes from me.
Four yeses, guys.
Well done.
(WILD CHEERING) What we'll do is we'll take a few deep breaths.
Yeah.
/fon Well done.
Well done.
(WHOOPING) Well done.
Thank you.
Well done.
Well done.
I liked them.
They were cool.
I thought they were incredible.
I wonder if these are good mics, then.
As good as ours.
I think they'reI think they're probably better than ours.
Yeah.
Do you want a brew? Have you got a brew? I can make you a brew.
Oh Marry me.
I'm Malcolm, and I'm 75.
And I'm Henry and I'm 84 and together we are The Pensionaires.
Henry and I met almost five years ago.
Henry was doing an evening at the village hall and he asked me to sing a few songs.
I thought, "This guy is good.
" So we got together and since then we've had a ball.
Cup of tea.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Both our wives are very, very supportive of us.
Without them, we probably wouldn't have come this far.
They encouraged us all the way.
You're on next, fellas.
Come on.
You're on.
If we got the chance to appear in front of the Royal Family Oh, my It's beyond imagination, in't it? Come on, then.
They're ready for you.
Get out there and give them hell.
I like the look of you two.
You look like trouble.
Best of luck, fellas.
The experience is something we value and something we will remember as long as we live.
We're living a dream.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, they're so cute.
Hello.
Oh, we're on.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm Henry.
I'm Malc.
And we are The Pensionaires.
Oh.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I love the name.
How do you know each other? Well, we crossed paths all our lives and didn't know it.
We went to the same dancehalls.
We're both engineers by trade.
Not now.
From where? Doncaster, South Yorkshire.
Doncaster.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yeah.
Do you mind me asking how old you are, Henry? (WHISPERS) 84.
Malc? I'm 75.
You're a youngster.
(LAUGHTER) Good luck, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hit it! Here we go.
# You Make Me Feel So Young Oh, yes.
# You make me feel so young # And you make me feel like spring has sprung # And every time I see you grin # I'm such a happy # Individual # The moment that you speak Me? # I wanna go play hide and seek # I wanna go and bounce that moon # Just like a toy balloon You know why? # Cos you and I # We're just like a couple of tots # Running across the meadow # And we're picking up lots of forget-me-nots # Cos you make me feel so young # You make me feel there are songs to be song # Bells to be rung # And a wonderful fling to be flung # You make me feel # So young # You make me feel so young Oh, they're so lovely.
# So young, so young, so young # So young # Yeah! Brilliant! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (PIANO VERSION OF "MY WAY" BY FRANK SINATRA) Love it! Love it! Ha ha ha! Ah, dear.
Well, thank you.
I loved you.
I think you've both got great voices.
You made me feel very nostalgic.
I think this is the perfect thing to put in front of the Royal Family at the Royal Variety.
Whoo! Yeah, the Royal Variety.
You guys are so warm and funny.
And that was just great.
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
Appreciate that.
I love you two.
Really? There's a wonderful chemistry.
I know exactly what you mean.
I'm sitting here, thinking, "This is Ant and Dec in ten years' time.
" Ten? Ten? Ten? Get through to the next round and I want you to sing Let's Get Ready To Rumble.
(LAUGHS) Ha ha ha! You're the kind of act you feel good after seeing.
Thank you.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS) We're gonna take a vote.
David, yes or no? I'm gonna say yes.
Thank you! (CHEERING) Alesha? It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
Get practising, guys.
You've got four yeses.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (ORCHESTRAL VERSION OF "MY WAY" BY FRANK SINATRA) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yes, fellas! Come on, gentlemen.
Come on, lads.
We're joining this group.
I loved that.
Goes to show, you're never too old.
# You make me feel there's a song to be sung # Bells to be rung # And a wonderful fling to be flung # We've got it.
We're in.
We're in.
We've got it.
# JACKIE WILSON: Reet Petite You've worked really hard for this, haven't you? You know when you get up there? You're gonna smash it.
You're gonna be absolutely fine, darling, I promise.
OK? Yeah? Me and your mum love you so much.
You know we do.
And you can do it.
(CHEERING) All right, girls, settle down.
It's really me, OK.
How are you doing? Are you all right? Nice to see you.
Very pleased to meet you.
Lovely to see you? Clarinet? Sit down.
Just sit down, please, David.
They're ready.
Shall we get you out there? Yeah.
Come on, let's do it.
Onto the star, it's all yours.
Have fun out there.
Good luck, pal.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello.
Hello.
What's your name? Mark Holt.
Where are you from? I am originally from Bolton.
But for the last 30 years I've lived in Luton.
That's a very nice clarinet.
How long have you been playing it? Since I was about 12.
Mark, how old are you? I'm 54.
Are you married? Oh, God, no.
Do you have a normal job? My last job I was the sales manager for a company which supplies and installs and makes what are called acoustic operable wall systems.
This is TV gold.
Tell us more.
I was thinking that myself, you know.
Well, good luck.
Can I have a tune-up first? Go.
(DISCORDANT NOTE) That's only me.
Go on, Mark.
(UP TEMPO INTRO) (PLAYS ROCK AND ROLL TUNE) (CHEERING) Whoa! That frightened me to death.
Makes me nervous.
Yes! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you! Yeah! You can't not like that.
MarkI'm gonna kick this off with a no.
What? (JEERING) Simon? It's not the sort of thing I would want to sit through for much longer than about a minute.
Harsh.
It's a no from me.
I'm so sorry, it's a no today.
David? Well, I am gonna say yes! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I'm sorry they've got no taste, Mark.
Thank you very much.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, we like you, Mark.
Talent.
That's what you get on this show - talent.
Did I ask for your opinion? What is wrong with you two, seriously? You've hurt me.
/fon Kyle, we're ready for your audition now.
Would you like to follow me? Come on, then.
This is it.
David's having one of his "I want everyone to like me" days.
(LAUGHS) Enjoy yourself.
Go on.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello, there.
Hello.
What's your name? My name's Kyle Tomlinson.
Nice to meet you, Kyle.
Nice to meet you.
Where are you from, my darling? Sheffield.
Sheffield! (CHEERING) And how old are you? I'm 15.
OK, Kyle, tell us a little bit about yourself.
/fon Well I'm sorry, I'm really nervous.
I can tell.
That's OK.
Take your time.
Erm, well, I came a couple of years ago, and I got told to get a singing teacher.
Who told you that? David? Me? (LAUGHS) That doesn't sound like the kind of sensible thing I'd say.
Was it said quite harshly? Yeah.
Really? And, Kyle, how old were you when he said that to you? 12? (JEERING) Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Boo! Yeah, boo, boo, boo.
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Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
Do you need a sip of water or something before you start? David? Too late for that.
Too late.
You try everything you can to be nice now, but you weren't nice then.
What did the others say? They were quite nice.
Were they? I was the This is strange.
I was the mean one? Yeah.
I'm the only nice one here.
That's a lie.
Anyway, we're here to support you, Kyle, so good luck.
Here's your chance to prove David wrong.
What did I say or do? Thank you.
Come on, son.
You can do it.
(SLOW GUITAR INTRO) # I've heard there was a secret chord # That David played, and it pleased the Lord # But you don't really care for music, do you? # It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth # The minor fall and the major lift # The baffled king composing hallelujah Sounds great, doesn't he? # Hallelujah # Hallelu-u-u-jah (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # Maybe there's a God above # But all I've ever learned from love # Was how to shoot somebody # Who outdrew you # It's not a cry you hear at night # It's not someone who can see the light Ha ha ha! Good lad! # And it's a broken hallelujah Come on.
# Hallelujah # Hallelujah # Hallelu-u-u-jah (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # Hallelujah # Hallelu-u-u-jah # (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, my God! Hoo! Thank you.
I'll tell you what, that's a hell of an audition.
Oh, Kyle.
You stood up there and put your heart and soul on the line.
We all felt it and we were all there with you.
That was brilliant.
(CHEERING) This just shows you, when someone grinds you down and says you're not good enough, you come back, and you come back and looked him in the eye, you go, "I am good enough.
" Thank you.
David, what did you think? I thought it was really good! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # JAMES ARTHUR: Impossible And quite right, too.
# Impossible # Impossible # Impossible # Impossible Thank you so much.
Well done.
And you know what, you sung with real passion.
That's what it's all about.
Well done.
Well done.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
You gave every single ounce you could possibly give to that performance.
Well done.
Well done, Kyle.
It was a really, really moving performance.
I'm really glad you came back and proved me wrong.
Thank yo (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Did you like that? I really loved that.
I really loved it.
We will see you live in the studio for the semi-finals.
That is a dream.
That's like a fairy tale, isn't it? It really is.
# Impossible # Turn over! Doosh! Rubbish! What? You're unbelievable.
Dreams come true.
Good for you.
# Left a good job in the city Savage.
# .
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working for the man every night and day Simon! # .
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and I never lost one minute of sleep # # Oh, simple thing, where have you gone? # Stop! Extraordinary.
I'm gonna say yes! That was brilliant.
(CHEERING) Ah! Knockout! Incredible.
(BUZZER) Yes! They're all up on their feet, as well! For some acts, their whole life has been building up to this moment.
Success isn't something that comes overnight.
You have to put font color="#11FF If you want to do well, we've got to see something we've never seen before.
The time for rehearsals is over.
This is when it really counts.
I think the theatre is this way.
Why the hell have we come over here then? I can't believe I'm going to Britain's Got Talent! Let's do this! You've been working so hard for this.
It's your time to shine.
# Legend! # I wonder what time t'judges arrive.
Do you know? (CHEERING) Gonna win that Golden Buzzer? KIDS: Yeah! To perform at the Royal Variety, that is the biggest dream of all.
We did the small talk yesterday.
We don't have to do it every day.
(LAUGHTER) Why don't you just sit on the stairs on your own? (MORE LAUGHTER) We're such good friends.
Look.
The adrenaline will kick in.
Will it kick in? You might even start dancing.
Oh, my God.
# Keep on lifting Shall we get this show on the road? Ready to rumble? # .
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higher and higher Right.
Let's find an act to get on stage.
Come on! This is gonna be the biggest moment of our lives.
Here we go.
You don't know what's coming, right? Hello, gang.
ALL: Hi! Ooh, they're loud! Oh, look at this! Whoo! Yes! I love this.
ALL: Yeah! # .
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higher! # (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hi, guys.
Who are you? We're the Coventry Dynamite Cheerleaders.
(CHEERING) So, how hard have you worked for this? We've worked so hard.
We've been in the gym from seven o'clock in the font col Well, there's about 20 of you? 30? 24.
24.
Would you split the money equally if you win? Yes.
(LAUGHTER) Where can this go, if you do well on the show? That's why I'm curious.
The big fight for cheerleading is to be recognised as a sport.
We know this is our chance to show the nation what cheerleading can font color=" (CHEERING) Let's do it.
Five, six, seven, eight! (DRAMATIC MUSIC) Wow! They're very close to the exit, aren't they? Ohh! That's too close.
(CHEERING) Puts me on edge.
I know.
No accidents.
Everybody is safe.
Phew! David, what did you think? Well, I feel exhausted just watching it! (LAUGHTER) It was really, really stunning, guys.
Well done.
Your skill level is insanely impressive.
I mean, one of you went so high you nearly hit Amanda's sign! (LAUGHTER) A great audition.
(MORE CHEERING) This is one of the best prepared acts we've seen on this show for a long time, I gotta hand it to you.
(APPLAUSE) David, do you want to see them in the next round? Yes, I do.
They were wonderful.
Alesha? It's a massive yes from me, guys.
Love you! Definitely yes from me.
Well done.
Guys, you've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Well done.
Well done.
Thank you.
Four yeses.
Yes! (CHEERING) AUDIENCE: Simon! Oh, shut up! (LAUGHTER) Good luck.
Straight on.
Straight on.
Good luck.
Thank you.
(CHEERING) Hi.
Hi.
I'm Annette from Germany.
Annette from Germany? Yes.
Me and my partner, Yannick, we would like to show you our performance.
And, Annette, are you gonna do something that you think could win the show? I hope! I hope.
All right.
Good luck.
(CHEERING) (WOLF WHISTLE) (MUSIC STARTS) (DESCENDING SCALE ON PIANO) (SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Mwah! (RECORD SQUEAKS) # Say live and let die # Live and let die # Look at that! That's impressive! (ALL GASP) Oh No way.
BOTH: Ohh! (GIBBERS) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Well done, guys.
Amanda, what did you think? I absolutely loved that.
It was very entertaining.
It was a really good, solid audition.
Well font color="# (MORE CHEERING) Simon, what did you think? My issue isis that we've seen this kind of act before.
So, as much as I liked it, I'm gonna be honest with you, I got a bit bored halfway through.
(AUDIENCE BOOS) OK.
David? I thought it was really thrilling and also really charming, as well.
And, you know, that stuff is hard to do.
Yeah, I mean, you guys did some tricks and skills there that I font color="#11FF and they were so impressive.
So, well done.
Let's take a vote.
David? I'm gonna say yes.
I'm gonna say yes.
I'm gonna say no.
(AUDIENCE BOOS) I'm saying yes.
You're through to the next round.
Well done.
Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yes to the abs! You must be Destiny.
Yeah.
How are you? I'm fine.
Fine? excited? Feeling good? I'm excited.
I'm nervous.
Where are you from, Destiny? I'm from Malta.
Malta? Oh, fantastic.
I came to Britain's Got Talent, because I would love to perform for font color="# It would be an honour for me.
The very best of luck.
Onto the star.
Good luck.
Have fun out there.
'My dream is to win.
Who knows? Maybe it might change my life.
' Hi.
Hi.
How are you? I'm excited and I'm nervous.
AUDIENCE: Aw! What's your name? My name is Destiny.
I'm from Malta and I'm 14 years old.
14? Yeah.
What? How did you end up here? Because I won the Junior Eurovision in 2015.
I didn't know there was one.
And now I came to Britain's Got Talent, because I'm a big fan of font color="# And That's all.
Who are you here with, Destiny? I'm here with my grandma.
Aw! We like Destiny.
She's a nice girl, isn't she? Destiny, what other singers inspire you? (NERVOUS GIGGLE) I love Beyonce and Aretha Franklin.
Oh, a good choice.
In fact, today I'm going to sing one of her covers.
Which one? Think.
A big song.
Are you confident? Now, no.
But when I start singing I'm a different person.
OK.
Well, we are rooting for you.
Thank you.
Good luck.
Thank you.
(MUSIC STARTS) # Think, think # Think, think # You think, think about it, think about it # Hey! You'd better think # Think about what you're trying to do to me Yes! Go on, Destiny! # Let your mind go, let yourself be free # Oh, freedom # Freedom, freedom # Whoa, freedom, yeah # Think about it, you think about it # There ain't nothing you could ask, I could answer you, but I won't # But I was gonna change my mind if you keep doing things I don't # Yeah! Think about what you're trying to do to me # Yeah, let your mind go, let yourself be free # Hey! People walking around every day playing games, taking scores # Trying to make other people lose their minds, be careful that you font color=" # Oh, think, think about what you're trying to do to me # Yeah, yeah, yeah, let your mind go, let yourself be free # Oh, freedom # Freedom, freedom # Whoa, freedom # Freedom, freedom # Freedom # Freedom # Yeah, you # There ain't nothing you could ask, I could answer you, but I won't # But I was gonna change my mind if you keep doing things I don't # Yeah, think about what you're trying to do to me # Yeah, think about it right now # You'd better think, baby # Right now # I said right now (CHEERING) # Freedom, freedom # Freedom, whoa-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh # You think, think! # (CHEERING) Thank you.
# This girl is on fire Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Look at everybody.
Look at them all! Look at them all.
Look at them all! Wow! Destiny, for me that was a knock-out.
That is one of the hardest songs to sing and you are 14 and you killed font color A brilliant, brilliant audition.
Well done.
Thank you so much.
What happened to the shy 14-year-old girl from Malta? Where did she go? I don't know.
(LAUGHTER) I mean, you are clearly born to sing.
Thank you.
I thank you for coming along today to our little show.
Thank (MORE CHEERING) I think, aside from the fact that you've got the most incredible font color="#F you're just such a cute, sweet girl.
An incredible audition.
Well done.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Destiny I've been waiting for someone to come out who we think could be a star.
And guess who it is.
You.
Thank you.
(WILD CHEERING) # .
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this girl is on fire You have soul.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
OK.
We're going to take a vote now, Destiny.
David? I am, of course, going to say yes.
Thank you.
(CHEERING) You are brilliant.
It's a yes from me.
Thank you.
A yes from me.
Thank you.
Get ready, Destiny.
You've got four yeses.
Thank you.
# .
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this girl is on fire! # (CHEERING) Thank you.
Well done.
Well done, you! Brilliant.
It felt awesome.
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I'm here because I'm looking for my big break and I'm thinking that maybe Britain's Got Talent is gonna provide that big break I've been looking for.
I've watched the show.
Since I can remember it's been on at home.
We're actually here.
Weird.
Thank you very much, everyone.
Hello.
What is your name, sir? My name is Steve Andrews.
I'm 63.
(CHEERING) And what do you do for a living, Steve? Is this what you do? ErI do, I play guitar, yeah.
And I also I write songs.
And so, Steve, what song are you gonna sing for us? I'm gonna be doing Stand By Me.
OK.
And I'm gonna invite you all to come and stand by me.
But actually, you in the audience, if you can come down row-by-row.
(LAUGHTER) Cos we don't want this to go too mad.
The invitation is there.
Thank you.
Let's just sing the song.
OK.
# When the night has come # And the land is dark # And the moon is the only light you see Right.
We're gonna do it.
Stand by me.
# So darling # Darling, stand by me # Whoa-oa! # Stand by me It's all women.
Steve's got it.
# Won't you stand, stand by me Now, this is looking good.
Seeing all of you lovely people coming on down (BOOING) # So darling, darling, stand by me # Whoa-oa-oa # Stand by me-e-e-e-e-e # Won't you stand, won't you stand # Stand by me # Whoa-oa-oa # ANT & DEC: Awwwhhhhhhhh! That's it.
You can all go back to your seats now.
Everybody back.
Who's your favourite judge? I love Simon.
Cos he's so hard to please.
You are terrible; you are horrible; you were out of tune.
You were singing the wrong words.
Leah, hi, we're ready for your audition now.
Would you follow me? You were really bad.
Hate what you're wearing.
Horrible, horrible, horrible.
You ruined it.
You were bad.
You were the worst; you were out of tune.
And what about Steve? Yeah, I liked you.
Yeah, I liked Steve.
David.
You seem like a nice guy and I'm sorry it didn't work out for you.
Alesha.
It's a no from me.
It's a no from me today.
OK, Steve.
It's four nos but nice to meet you.
Thank you.
All right.
Thank you.
We're gonna put you on this spot I'm Leah.
I'm 14.
I'm from County Meath in Ireland.
I live with Mum, Dad and my brother Daniel.
Are you proud of your sister? Really proud.
Are you? You're the biggest fan, aren't you? Yeah.
I first started singing when I could talk.
# I don't care what you say to me # I can't stop singing.
I sing when I study and when I brush my teeth.
And sing when I'm trying to go to sleep.
My dad tells me to stop cos I'm usually singing in the kitchen and he's upstairs and he bangs the floor.
And I just hear thud, thud! And I think, "Oh, I'd better stop.
" # And you can tell everybody this is your song # It's a huge deal for me to be here.
It's my first time coming to England.
It was like a holiday but much better cos I had this to come too.
Hello, Leah.
Hi.
How are you? Good.
You? Very good, thank you.
We've got a great crowd.
The judges are in a good mood.
So all you've got to do is go out there and do your thing.
It means so much to me that today goes well.
I really hope that I make my mam and dad and brother Daniel proud.
Off you go.
Have fun.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hi.
Go on, Leah! Hello.
Hi.
What's your name? I'm Leah Barniville.
Nice to meet you.
How old are you? 14.
14.
So who have you brought along with you today? My mam and my dad and my brother and my auntie who are somewhere in the audience.
Whoooo! (LAUGHTER) And where are you from? I'm from Ireland.
Is this your first time on a big stage?/ Ermwell, I've been on a few stages but nothing like this.
What would it mean to you to win? It would mean so much.
I can't even imagine how much it would mean.
Like, it would be everything I've wanted my whole life.
Leah, do you think you could win the show? ErmI have as much chance as anybody else.
But I think there's always someone better than you.
OK.
Well, we wish you the best of luck.
Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # Qui dove il mare luccica # E tira forte il vento # Su una vecchia terrazza # Davanti al golfo di Surriento # Un uomo abbraccia una ragazza # Dopo che aveva pianto # Poi si schiarisce la voce # E ricomincia il canto # Te voglio bene assai # Ma tanto tanto bene, sai # E una cantena ormai # Che scioglie il sangue dint'e vene, sai # Te voglio bene assai # Ma tanto tanto bene, sai # E una cantena ormai # Che scioglie il sangue dint'e vene # Sai # (WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you.
They're all up.
They're all up on their feet as well.
# This ain't a fairy tale # I was a dreamer before you went and let me down # Now it's too late for you # And your white horse to come round # Leah, I thought that was honestly incredible.
Thank you.
And you're 14 years old.
And you don't know how good you are.
Thank you.
Your stage presence was just fantastic.
Controlled, beautiful.
Loved it.
It's such a complicated song and your Italian was impeccable.
It was a flawless audition.
OK.
We're going to take a vote now.
David.
I'm gonna say yes.
Thank you.
I think you are amazing.
It's a yes from me.
/fo Yes from me.
Thank you.
A billion percent yes.
Thank you so much for having me.
Thank you.
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mirror disappearing now # Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
A billion percent.
A billion percent.
I thought she was amazing.
I really, really liked her.
Me too.
Hello.
What's your name, sir? My name is Tamba.
Tamba? Tamba.
And where are you from? I'm from Japan.
(CHEERING) (SPEAKS JAPANESE) (REPLIES IN JAPANESE) (REPLIES) Ooooh! My name is Tamba.
I'm 43 and I do dangerous magic tricks.
(LAUGHS) Like, how dangerous? Really, really dangerous.
I live in Tokyo, Japan with my wife and newborn baby.
So you came here just to do your magic or? Yeah.
You came to London? Yeah.
You travelled far.
15 hours.
Wow, this is some serious magic.
When I perform people say, "How do you do that?" It's ALL: Dangerous magic.
I have always wanted to perform in Britain in front of Royal Family.
I want to win Britain's Got Talent.
Why Britain's Got Talent? Because it is the best in the wor OK.
Well, the stage is yours, sir.
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(WHISTLING) All right.
I have a .
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razor blade.
(AUDIENCE GASPS) I have a real razor blade.
Please carefully.
Don't touch here.
OK.
Please could you cut the paper out.
With this? It is sharp.
OK.
Thank you.
I swallow No! Don't be silly.
font color="#00F DAVID: Don't do that.
No.
Don't.
No.
Oh, my God.
Yummy.
All right.
I have one razor blade.
AMANDA: No! Hm.
Would you like some? No? OK.
Please don't copy me.
Hmmmmmm.
Ahhhh.
I will eat all of them.
Hmmmm.
Delicious! (CHEERING) Wow! Ah! Last one is strings.
Mm! Why's he keep eating things? He'll never eat his dinner after this.
(CHEERING) (LAUGHS) (APPLAUSE) (GASPING) (CHEERING) No way! (AMANDA SHRIEKING) (WILD APPLAUSE) Wow! Wow, that is good.
Thank you! That was amazing.
Er, Simon, what did you make of it? Amazing.
I've never seen anything like that in my life.
I don't know whether I liked it or it was repulsive, but it doesn't matter.
It's one of the craziest things I've ever seen on this show, and that's why I love you.
Thank you so much.
(MIMICKING SIMON) "I didn't like it.
It repulsed me.
" (LAUGHS) You are absolutely nuts, but it was really exciting and really, sort of, chaotic.
Yeah, it was fantastic.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, you are adorable.
I mean, that was just the act that kept on giving.
It was brilliant.
Thank you.
Yes, it was brilliantly entertaining from start to finish.
We weren't expecting to see that balloon again any time soon.
(LAUGHTER) OK, guys, we're gonna vote.
Simon? Tamba, this is one of the easiest yeses I've given all day.
It's a yes.
Thank you.
(CHEERING) Yes.
Thank you.
It's a yes from me.
(REPLIES IN JAPANESE) Four yeses! Yes! Well done, Tamba.
Thank you.
(WILD CHEERING) Well done.
Ah! It was amazing.
I really enjoyed it.
Wicked.
Just when you thought it was all over, the balloon comes back.
How are you, Jake? You all right, mate? Very well, thank you.
You got us the right way round, then.
I did.
Not many people do.
I've been practising for about an hour.
(LAUGHS) Seriously.
My name's Jake Stephens, I'm 27 and I'm from Essex.
I've been dancing since the age of three.
My mum bought me the Michael Jackson Moonwalker video and it started ever since then.
When I'm dancing it does feel like a release for me.
It's just you and the music and you don't feel like you're being judged font c Today, my mum's gonna get really emotional whilst I'm on stage.
She always stood by me, so I owe my mum a lot.
I've been working really hard for this.
It's been ten years since a solo dancer won the show and I feel like I'm ready now.
Enjoy it out there.
Best of luck.
If I was lucky enough to win the show and perform at the Royal font color="#00FF that would be a dream come true.
'Pinch yourself' stuff.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello.
What's your name? My name's Jake.
I'm 27, I look about 12, though.
(LAUGHTER) So, Jake, do you have a day job or is this what you do font color="#F Erm, it was full-time, but I took a day job so I work for a shoe shop.
I'll give you a discount, guys.
Just come see me.
(LAUGHTER) I actually do need a pair of shoes.
What size are you? I'm rather large, Jake.
(LAUGHTER) Well, look, we're intrigued as to what you're going to do.
Take it away.
Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) This guy's gonna be good.
(BONES CRACKING) Urgh! (ROBOTIC EFFECTS) (CHEERING) DRAKE: One Dance (MIMING) (CHEERING) (SINGING ALONG) BRUNO MARS: 24K MAGIC (WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Alesha, you've done a bit of dancing.
What did you think? Jake, I like you.
However, it lacked a little bit of imagination.
(BOOING) Based on your talent, yes, you probably deserve a break, but it didn't blow me away.
Oh, what?! You've got a lot of potential, but I completely agree with Alesha.
I was looking forward to the music changes, more than actually watching the dancing.
Simon? I think you're a very nice guy.
Is this something I'm gonna remember in an hour's time? The answer, I'm afraid, is no.
(BOOING) But what I will say to you, Simon, is that this young man has the raw talent.
He just perhaps needs a little bit of shaping, a little bit of imagination, to come up with a routine .
.
that could do really well on this show.
He's certainly a fantastic dancer.
How would you do that? I guess he'd need to work with a choreographer like a singer would need to work with a vocal coach.
Erwe're gonna vote.
Jake, I'm gonna have to say based on the fact I've seen better, it's a no.
(BOOING) OK.
Well, I am gonna say yes.
(CHEERING) Jake, I agree with David.
Based on your talent and potential, it's a yes from me.
(CHEERING) No pressure! (CHEERING) Come on, Amanda! The most important thing about Britain's Got Talent and this being your 11th year is we have to keep pushing forward.
We have to get better and better and better.
So today I'm gonna say no.
(BOOING) No! Thank you so much for coming to see us today.
I absolutely hate having to say things like that.
That's a hard no.
Mate It is what it is.
Aw, mate.
I'm gutted for you.
Can't believe it.
It is what it is.
We're gutted, cos I thought that was a very, very good performance.
I want to see something different.
You've only got one shot at it.
Exactly.
Aw, man, what a shame.
I got to meet the judges, got to meet you guys.
Well done.
Well, you've took that nicely.
Well done, pal.
Jake, lovely to meet you.
You deserve more than that.
Well done.
Right, guys, we've put loads of effort into this.
We've had hours and hours of rehearsal.
Yous are ready for this.
It's our day, it's our journey, it's our dream.
Aye, we can have a coffee.
STEPTOE AND SON THEME TUNE You are thirsty.
Put the top on for you? Yeah.
Anything you like.
Give me everything out there, yeah? All right? You've worked so hard, so let's do this.
We are soldiers, we are warriors.
Be strong.
We are here to win.
Are you ready? ALL: Yeah! Britain's Got Talent! Imagine it'd be easier, look, if you get a fresh lid like that.
And you just go like that.
Oh, my God They're ready for you on stage, guys.
Best of luck.
It's all yours.
(CHEERING) Looks like Game Of Thrones.
Hi, guys.
Ooh, mean and moody! (LAUGHTER) Er, what's the name of your crew? We are ALL: Allin Dance Crew! Huh! OK.
Could you say it one more time, a bit louder? (LAUGHTER) (SHYLY) Allin Dance Crew.
(LAUGHTER) Do you know what struck me today? Tell me.
I wouldn't like their electric bill.
Where are you boys from? All around the world, but we live in Paris.
Oh Fantastic.
How did you boys meet? The dance life.
Well, I'd like to get in this dance life (LAUGHTER) Meet like-minded guys! And how are you different from other dance groups we've seen? Because we are a different style of dance, different personality, we give everything.
Oh, I bet you do.
(LAUGHTER) We try.
OK, we're ready to be wowed.
Take it away.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) GAME OF THRONES THEME MUSIC Ah, there you go.
There it is.
(MUSIC STUTTERS, TURNS INTO UPTEMPO, MODERN VERSION) (GARAGE MUSIC STARTS) (WILD CHEERING) (WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Wow.
Very good.
Good them.
Very good.
Huh! Huh! Wow.
There sounds to be a few out there, doesn't there? Let's try and have a bit of a laugh with it.
You certainly did go all in.
That felt like a fight scene from a movie.
The energy was amazing.
(CHEERING) The commitment and the passion was amazing.
I absolutely loved it.
Guys, let me ask you a question.
What's the dream? I'm interested in that.
Our dream is to live our passion.
Say bye-bye to the boss and go dance.
(CHEERING) Yay! "Bye-bye to the boss and go dance!" As soon as you walked on stage, I thought, "Yeah, this is gonna be good.
I can feel it.
" (CHEERING) We're looking for a really fantastic dance crew that were really original and doing something daring and thrilling and something we hadn't seen before.
So, we're gonna vote.
Simon? I am thrilled to start this off with a yes.
(CHEERING) Amanda? Definitely yes from me.
(CHEERING) It's a yes from me.
Four yeses, guys.
Well done.
(WILD CHEERING) What we'll do is we'll take a few deep breaths.
Yeah.
/fon Well done.
Well done.
(WHOOPING) Well done.
Thank you.
Well done.
Well done.
I liked them.
They were cool.
I thought they were incredible.
I wonder if these are good mics, then.
As good as ours.
I think they'reI think they're probably better than ours.
Yeah.
Do you want a brew? Have you got a brew? I can make you a brew.
Oh Marry me.
I'm Malcolm, and I'm 75.
And I'm Henry and I'm 84 and together we are The Pensionaires.
Henry and I met almost five years ago.
Henry was doing an evening at the village hall and he asked me to sing a few songs.
I thought, "This guy is good.
" So we got together and since then we've had a ball.
Cup of tea.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Both our wives are very, very supportive of us.
Without them, we probably wouldn't have come this far.
They encouraged us all the way.
You're on next, fellas.
Come on.
You're on.
If we got the chance to appear in front of the Royal Family Oh, my It's beyond imagination, in't it? Come on, then.
They're ready for you.
Get out there and give them hell.
I like the look of you two.
You look like trouble.
Best of luck, fellas.
The experience is something we value and something we will remember as long as we live.
We're living a dream.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, they're so cute.
Hello.
Oh, we're on.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm Henry.
I'm Malc.
And we are The Pensionaires.
Oh.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I love the name.
How do you know each other? Well, we crossed paths all our lives and didn't know it.
We went to the same dancehalls.
We're both engineers by trade.
Not now.
From where? Doncaster, South Yorkshire.
Doncaster.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yeah.
Do you mind me asking how old you are, Henry? (WHISPERS) 84.
Malc? I'm 75.
You're a youngster.
(LAUGHTER) Good luck, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hit it! Here we go.
# You Make Me Feel So Young Oh, yes.
# You make me feel so young # And you make me feel like spring has sprung # And every time I see you grin # I'm such a happy # Individual # The moment that you speak Me? # I wanna go play hide and seek # I wanna go and bounce that moon # Just like a toy balloon You know why? # Cos you and I # We're just like a couple of tots # Running across the meadow # And we're picking up lots of forget-me-nots # Cos you make me feel so young # You make me feel there are songs to be song # Bells to be rung # And a wonderful fling to be flung # You make me feel # So young # You make me feel so young Oh, they're so lovely.
# So young, so young, so young # So young # Yeah! Brilliant! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (PIANO VERSION OF "MY WAY" BY FRANK SINATRA) Love it! Love it! Ha ha ha! Ah, dear.
Well, thank you.
I loved you.
I think you've both got great voices.
You made me feel very nostalgic.
I think this is the perfect thing to put in front of the Royal Family at the Royal Variety.
Whoo! Yeah, the Royal Variety.
You guys are so warm and funny.
And that was just great.
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
Appreciate that.
I love you two.
Really? There's a wonderful chemistry.
I know exactly what you mean.
I'm sitting here, thinking, "This is Ant and Dec in ten years' time.
" Ten? Ten? Ten? Get through to the next round and I want you to sing Let's Get Ready To Rumble.
(LAUGHS) Ha ha ha! You're the kind of act you feel good after seeing.
Thank you.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS) We're gonna take a vote.
David, yes or no? I'm gonna say yes.
Thank you! (CHEERING) Alesha? It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
Get practising, guys.
You've got four yeses.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (ORCHESTRAL VERSION OF "MY WAY" BY FRANK SINATRA) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yes, fellas! Come on, gentlemen.
Come on, lads.
We're joining this group.
I loved that.
Goes to show, you're never too old.
# You make me feel there's a song to be sung # Bells to be rung # And a wonderful fling to be flung # We've got it.
We're in.
We're in.
We've got it.
# JACKIE WILSON: Reet Petite You've worked really hard for this, haven't you? You know when you get up there? You're gonna smash it.
You're gonna be absolutely fine, darling, I promise.
OK? Yeah? Me and your mum love you so much.
You know we do.
And you can do it.
(CHEERING) All right, girls, settle down.
It's really me, OK.
How are you doing? Are you all right? Nice to see you.
Very pleased to meet you.
Lovely to see you? Clarinet? Sit down.
Just sit down, please, David.
They're ready.
Shall we get you out there? Yeah.
Come on, let's do it.
Onto the star, it's all yours.
Have fun out there.
Good luck, pal.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello.
Hello.
What's your name? Mark Holt.
Where are you from? I am originally from Bolton.
But for the last 30 years I've lived in Luton.
That's a very nice clarinet.
How long have you been playing it? Since I was about 12.
Mark, how old are you? I'm 54.
Are you married? Oh, God, no.
Do you have a normal job? My last job I was the sales manager for a company which supplies and installs and makes what are called acoustic operable wall systems.
This is TV gold.
Tell us more.
I was thinking that myself, you know.
Well, good luck.
Can I have a tune-up first? Go.
(DISCORDANT NOTE) That's only me.
Go on, Mark.
(UP TEMPO INTRO) (PLAYS ROCK AND ROLL TUNE) (CHEERING) Whoa! That frightened me to death.
Makes me nervous.
Yes! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you! Yeah! You can't not like that.
MarkI'm gonna kick this off with a no.
What? (JEERING) Simon? It's not the sort of thing I would want to sit through for much longer than about a minute.
Harsh.
It's a no from me.
I'm so sorry, it's a no today.
David? Well, I am gonna say yes! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I'm sorry they've got no taste, Mark.
Thank you very much.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, we like you, Mark.
Talent.
That's what you get on this show - talent.
Did I ask for your opinion? What is wrong with you two, seriously? You've hurt me.
/fon Kyle, we're ready for your audition now.
Would you like to follow me? Come on, then.
This is it.
David's having one of his "I want everyone to like me" days.
(LAUGHS) Enjoy yourself.
Go on.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello, there.
Hello.
What's your name? My name's Kyle Tomlinson.
Nice to meet you, Kyle.
Nice to meet you.
Where are you from, my darling? Sheffield.
Sheffield! (CHEERING) And how old are you? I'm 15.
OK, Kyle, tell us a little bit about yourself.
/fon Well I'm sorry, I'm really nervous.
I can tell.
That's OK.
Take your time.
Erm, well, I came a couple of years ago, and I got told to get a singing teacher.
Who told you that? David? Me? (LAUGHS) That doesn't sound like the kind of sensible thing I'd say.
Was it said quite harshly? Yeah.
Really? And, Kyle, how old were you when he said that to you? 12? (JEERING) Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Boo! Yeah, boo, boo, boo.
Well, I'm shocked.
Presumably, for the last couple of years you've had a teacher? font color="#FFFF00 And you're feeling more confident now.
Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
Do you need a sip of water or something before you start? David? Too late for that.
Too late.
You try everything you can to be nice now, but you weren't nice then.
What did the others say? They were quite nice.
Were they? I was the This is strange.
I was the mean one? Yeah.
I'm the only nice one here.
That's a lie.
Anyway, we're here to support you, Kyle, so good luck.
Here's your chance to prove David wrong.
What did I say or do? Thank you.
Come on, son.
You can do it.
(SLOW GUITAR INTRO) # I've heard there was a secret chord # That David played, and it pleased the Lord # But you don't really care for music, do you? # It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth # The minor fall and the major lift # The baffled king composing hallelujah Sounds great, doesn't he? # Hallelujah # Hallelu-u-u-jah (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # Maybe there's a God above # But all I've ever learned from love # Was how to shoot somebody # Who outdrew you # It's not a cry you hear at night # It's not someone who can see the light Ha ha ha! Good lad! # And it's a broken hallelujah Come on.
# Hallelujah # Hallelujah # Hallelu-u-u-jah (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # Hallelujah # Hallelu-u-u-jah # (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, my God! Hoo! Thank you.
I'll tell you what, that's a hell of an audition.
Oh, Kyle.
You stood up there and put your heart and soul on the line.
We all felt it and we were all there with you.
That was brilliant.
(CHEERING) This just shows you, when someone grinds you down and says you're not good enough, you come back, and you come back and looked him in the eye, you go, "I am good enough.
" Thank you.
David, what did you think? I thought it was really good! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # JAMES ARTHUR: Impossible And quite right, too.
# Impossible # Impossible # Impossible # Impossible Thank you so much.
Well done.
And you know what, you sung with real passion.
That's what it's all about.
Well done.
Well done.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
You gave every single ounce you could possibly give to that performance.
Well done.
Well done, Kyle.
It was a really, really moving performance.
I'm really glad you came back and proved me wrong.
Thank yo (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Did you like that? I really loved that.
I really loved it.
We will see you live in the studio for the semi-finals.
That is a dream.
That's like a fairy tale, isn't it? It really is.
# Impossible # Turn over! Doosh! Rubbish! What? You're unbelievable.