Britain's Got Talent (2007) s11e07 Episode Script
Auditions 7
1 Hello, London.
This is your three minutes to change your life.
# Oooooooh! # I'm not your # # I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night What's the big dream for you now? To teach the world to hoop.
I want more Simon # What a man, what a man, what a man # What a mighty good man # # I need a hero Hello, Manchester! # I'm holding out for a hero Oh, my Where have you gone? I have to have surgery soon.
So this is, like, my last chance.
I could not imagine not being able to do that again.
It's not gonna stop me.
# He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon # And he's gotta be larger than life # Larger than life Hello, Blackpool! What are you gonna sing today? It's a song for my nan.
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tell me just how much I've grown # And let me know I'm not alone # # I need a hero E la fede che! Hello, Birmingham! # I need a hero Yeahhhhh! Music is a way of releasing any negative energy.
# Hallelujah! # I'm holding out for hero till the end of the night It's the final countdown What do you want? Oh, my God! It's not good news.
You didn't make it through.
I'm really sorry.
We're going to Britain's Got Talent.
Look what I have for you.
Ooooooh! I thought we could be a bit like Thelma and Louise.
I love i # Saturday night's the night I like # Saturday night's all right I've got you some flowers.
And I've got rather romantic transportation for us.
Oh, no! Don't worry.
We've got a blanket on board.
So we can snuggle up under the blanket.
We font c # Saturday night's the night I like # Saturday night's all right Mind your right side, babe.
Hang on a minute.
Has it got a roof? No.
Oh, nice.
Shall we get the blanket on? Saturday night's all right This is how you arrive, though.
Do you think Ant and Dec are arriving on something? I reckon, now they're OBEs, they're gonna be arriving in style.
(HORN) Are you peddling? Yes.
Are you? It feels like I'm doing all the work here.
Come on.
Not much further now.
So girls, do you think you can win the competition? GIRLS: Y Are you all right? I'm just It's freezing.
Oooooh! Shall we just warm you up, shall we? No.
It's nice not having the boys.
David, how far? I don't Just another hour and I'm sure we'll be there.
It'd just be so good if Alesha liked us.
And she dances as well.
And she's a female.
It's, like, girl power.
Code 3.
How are you? Good, thank you.
Good.
You look good.
ALL: Thank you.
What are you doing for ALL: Dancing.
Code 3, best of luck.
Thank you.
Have fun.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello.
Hi.
Who are you girls? We are Code 3.
Code 3.
How old are you, girls? I'm 14.
I'm 14.
And I'm 16.
/fon And what are your names? I'm Claudia.
I'm Tag.
I'm Maria.
Are you best friends? Yeah.
We love spending time together.
And the fact that we get to dance together is just such Especially here.
Who would you say you looked up to or admir Well, we look up to a lot of dance acts, obviously and groups - Little Mix, Beyonce.
All sorts of people.
Girls, best of luck.
Thank you.
# Ow! # Who's that sexy thing I see over there? # That's me, standing in front of the mirror # What's that icy thing hanging round my neck? # That's gold, show me some respect # I thank God every day # That I woke up feeing this way # And I can't help loving myself And I don't need nobody else No, no, no, no.
Bring the beat back.
We should have a good time tonight.
Let's go.
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ain't you got rhythm # What? You got a man? I can't see you with him # Put your phone down, let's get it # Forget your Instagram and your Twitter # Get me, like, woah, wait a minute # You need to take a minute # Loosen them shoulders up, pour it up, let's work # Throw some perm on your attitude # Girl, you gotta relax # Let me show you what you got to do # You gotta lay it back # Matter of fact? All right! # Come on # (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I like them.
We like that a lot.
# You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream That was absolutely fantastic.
You girls, do you know what? I'm so excited about you.
Couldn't fault it.
I love you.
This was really good.
I think with some production around you this could be amazing.
I wouldn't have danced in my pyjamas but that's just Personal thing.
The talent is there.
It's a yes! It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
Four yeses! You're through to the next round.
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teenage dream, the way you Well done.
Well done, girls.
Well done.
font color="# Oh, I love them.
They're very good.
Really good.
Go and celebrate.
Well done.
They were cool.
They were cool.
Best of luck, pal.
It's all yours.
Straight on.
Have fun.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello.
How's it going? Who are you? My name's David Geaney.
I'm 22 and I'm from Ireland.
And David, do you have a day job? I work in my family pub.
OK.
Why do you think Britain's Got Talent is the best place for you? In Ireland, there's not much opportunity to put your talent on a big stage and Britain's Got Talent is one of the biggest.
OK.
Do you think you can win? I can try.
All right, darling.
Good luck.
Cheers.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # CELTIC MUSIC Wow.
Brilliant.
I like that bit.
(WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Very good.
Very, very good.
I am in awe of that dance style.
My only criticism, you have a beautiful smile, I would have liked to have seen that.
A bit more showmanship.
Other than that, brilliant.
Look, I think the idea is better than the execution.
(BOOING) I'll tell you why.
Because the music actually wasn't great.
Well, I'm only trying to be helpful.
I love the idea that you only need one of you.
Everything else can be a holograms.
And you don't have to pay them.
This is smart.
(LAUGHS) We're gonna vote.
David.
I'm gonna say yes.
Alesha.
It's a yes from me.
I'm gonna say yes.
It's a yes from me.
That's four yeses.
You're through.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # So take a chance and don't ever look back Don't ever look back I wasn't sure how it was gonna go.
He could have more showmanship.
Yeah.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello.
Hello.
What's your name? My name is Audley Buckle.
Audley Buckle.
Audley Buckle.
Where are you from, Audley? A little village in Yorkshire called Huddersfield.
Nice.
How old are you if you don't mind me asking.
I am 68.
Sixty great.
Yes.
Can I ask a question? Tell me why, at 68, you've decided this is your time.
I've been singing since I was five year old.
And erm I performed behind a lot of big artists.
Like? Supporting act for Bob Marley.
Wicked.
Yeah.
And I think it's my turn.
They had their turn.
It's my turn.
Got it.
I hope it goes well.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Go for it! # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Chicken and chips tonight # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Everything's gonna be all right # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips Chicken and chips! It's my kind of song.
# I don't want no bread and butter # Don't want no chips with this # Don't even want fish and chips # All I want is Chicken and chips! # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Chicken and chips tonight # Chicken and chips # Everything is gonna be all right # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips Yes! # Chicken and chips tonight # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Everything's gonna be all right # I don't want no bangers and mash # I don't want no pie and peas # I don't even want Yorkshire pudding # All I want is chicken and chips # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Chicken and chips tonight # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Everything's gonna be all right # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Everything's gonna be all right Go on, then.
Quack, quack! Chicken and chips, everything's gonna be all right Quack, quack! Whoooo! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you.
# Oh, yeah, baby # Thank you so much.
Yes! Oh, Audley! Thank you.
Er one question.
What was the song called? I've got to tell you, you are hilarious.
You've got amazing energy.
It is one of those songs I am never ever gonna get out of my head.
Let's vote.
David.
This man really loves chicken and chips.
Long may this love affair with chicken and chips go on.
I'm gonna say yes.
Alesha.
I don't eat chicken but I still love the song.
It's a yes from me.
You've got a really lovely character and I like your shoes.
It's a yes from me.
(MIMICS YORKSHIRE ACCENT) Audley Buckle, you've got four yeses.
# Here I am, baby! Whoooah! Here I am! Here I am, baby Audley! Come on! Yes, we did it.
That was fun.
ALL: # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Chicken and chips tonight # Imagine if we won the money.
Oh, my God! You get £250,000.
That's I want to know what they're saying Girls, you wanna come to Garfunkel's with us tomorrow for lunch? Ooh, yeah.
DAVID: What are we gonna talk about? Well, me.
Are you ready? Let's do this.
Good luck, pal.
All yours.
Cheers.
(APPLAUSE) Hi! How you doing? All right? Very well.
How are you? Good.
I'm brilliant.
Tell us a bit about yourself.
I'm Neil Henry.
I'm 38 years old, from Bedford, and I'm a magician.
What's the big dream for you? I'd love to be doing this in massive theatres all the time.
I've come with my wife Charley.
But what I'm gonna be doing for you is something that I created to propose to her a couple of years ago.
Wow! I'm not going to propose again.
(LAUGHTER) I'm gonna do the same thing with a twist on it.
Look forward to it.
Good luck.
Thanks very much.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) So, the kind of magic that I do I'll just show you.
Just keep your eyes this way and you'll see.
Yeah.
It's not (LAUGHTER) Come on, this is Britain's Got Talent! I wanted to do something properly impossible.
Before I do this, there are two things I have to eat.
The first is a piece of string.
So 'Have you seen the string?' 'Oops!' The second thing is one of these.
It's a can of alphabet spaghetti.
You remember this stuff.
Just to make this classier, I'm gonna do it out of a glass.
(LAUGHTER) (AUDIENCE GROANS) (APPLAUSE) Right.
Now, I'm gonna need a bit of help with the next bit.
Alesha, would you mind? I don't mind.
Is that all right? Big round of applause for Alesha! (APPLAUSE) Lovely to meet you.
You too.
Fantastic trousers.
I want you to choose a random word from the English dictionary.
Say 'Stop' at any page you like.
Stop.
That's great.
We've got T words.
But I want you to do this behind your back, so not even you see the word.
Take the pen in your right hand.
If you face the crowd.
I'm gonna give you the book in your left hand.
Hold the book.
Take the pen.
Just do a little circle around somewhere in the book.
Hopefully you'll get somewhere near a word.
Off you go.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah? All right.
Pass the pen back.
First thing first, have a look at the book.
Did you circle a word or not? I did.
And what is the word? Testify.
(LAUGHTER) Testif Yeah.
Testify.
(LAUGHTER) Testify.
Testify! Thank goodness for that! Testify.
That's quite a long one.
All right, so (CLEARS THROAT) You OK? Do you want some more spaghetti? No, no.
I'm absolutely fine.
It's good.
T! Are you having a laugh? E.
No way! S.
Wow! T.
I.
(LAUGHS) (LAUGHTER) F.
Y.
(LAUGHTER) Thank you! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you very much.
Wow! Thank you, folks.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) David, what did you think? It was a very original trick.
It was fantastic.
Well done.
Thank you.
I think you've got very intelligent bowels, cos they can spell.
Vowels? Bowels! (LAUGHTER) We're going to take a vote.
David.
I'm going to say yes.
I'm going to say yes.
It's a yes from me.
You've got four yeses.
Yes! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you.
Ha ha ha! Well done! That was clever.
ALESHA: That was really clever.
That was a brilliant trick.
Cheers, pal.
Thank you.
Go and celebrate! Sometimes you're just entertained.
It's just really entertaining.
Yeah.
Good luck, guys.
Good luck.
(APPLAUSE) Hello, judges.
Welcome.
Thank you.
So tell me who you are.
We are Empire.
OK.
And dance? Yes, we are a street dance group.
And who put this together? Myself.
(LAUGHS) And what was the purpose behind it? The purpose behind this is to try and bring the new flavour of the new generation who's going to take over the world, basically.
I love that.
(AUDIENCE WHOOP) And where are you all from? I moved to London from Portugal.
Italy, Canada So we are all from different backgrounds.
But we are right now, all of us, from the UK! And do you think you could win this? Definitely.
Confident! Looking forward to it.
Good luck.
Thank you so much, guys.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # LITTLE MIX: DNA # .
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his DNA, D-D-D-DNA # It's in his DNA # And he just takes my breath away # B-b-b-breath away # I feel it every day And that's what makes a man # LITTLE MIX: Salute # Ladies all across the world Listen up, we're looking for recruits # If you're with me, let me see your hands # Stand up and salute # Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots # Representing all the women # Salute, salute! # Attention! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # LITTLE MIX: Shout Out To My Ex # You made my heart break and that made me who I am # LITTLE MIX: Touch # To knock me off of my feet all week # Just a touch of your love, oh # Just a touch of your love, oh # Just a touch of your love is enough # To knock me off of my feet all week # Just a touch of your love, oh # Just a touch of your love, oh # Just a touch of your love is enough # To take control of my whole body # Just a touch of your love, oh Just a touch of your love, oh (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Nice work.
(CHEERING) Well done, guys.
Wow! What an explosion of energy! Fantastic choreography.
Well done.
(CHEERING) The raw talent is there.
It was a blast of energy and I appreciated that.
Well done.
Thank you.
I really liked it, I thought it was really slick and clean.
I didn't understand all the story.
We just try to create the beginning of Little Mix to where they are today.
Oh, is that what it was? The story of Little Mix.
It needed to be told through the medium of dance.
People are saying, 'When's that going to happen?' Which is a great idea.
(LAUGHTER) I can tell how much work you all put into this.
It was really, really good.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) We're going to vote.
David, yes or no? I am going to say yes! Yes, David! Alesha.
I'm going to say yes.
It's a yes from me.
You've got four yeses.
Whoa! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Well done.
(CHEERING) Well done! Well done.
Well done.
AMANDA: I liked them.
SIMON: There were good.
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CREW MEMBER: 'This is our last day of auditions for the whole tour, font color="# CREW MEMBER: 'We are nearly ready to go.
' Guys, last day of auditions.
I just want to say to you all .
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I've had the time of my life Let's do the dance! # (I've Had) The Time of My Life # Oh, baby! Lift him up.
# Hey, baby! # Hey, baby! Come on, let's go.
Hello and welcome to our last set of auditions this year! We're thrilled that we're back here in Manchester! (CHEERING) # I'll tell you something # This could be love because # I've had the time of my life # And we've never felt this way before # You make our dreams come true # And you pay our mortgages (LAUGHTER) Our last day.
Last day, Simon.
It's gone so quick.
Are you upset? I am a bit.
It's gone quick.
We've had a good time.
Hey, I'm Shamus.
This is my brother Shaun.
We're from Cork.
Now, who are we looking for? Shaun and Shamus.
How are you? All right? The judge we would most like to impress today is Amanda Holden.
Yeah.
She's great.
The judge we're most terrified of Simon is scary.
Hope he doesn't say anything mean to us.
Yeah.
They're ready for you.
Straight on.
Best of luck.
I thought we were going to get to hold hands t (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) When we walk out onto that stage, we're gonna do the best we can.
Yeah, we're gonna give it 100%.
(CHEERING) Hi, guys! Hello! Hi! Welcome.
Thanks very much.
So could you tell us your names, please? I'm Famous Shamus.
This is my younger brother Shauntastic.
Where are you guys from? We're Irish.
(WHOOPING) Yeah.
I'm not going to ask you what you do, but is this your day job? No.
We work in our Uncle Tony's bistro.
OK! (LAUGHTER) Let's do it! Take it away, guys! Hello, Manchester! My name's Famous Shamus.
This is my younger brother Shauntastic! Together we are BOTH: Lords of Strut! Mmmm! (LAUGHTER) And we're gonna get this place kickin' with a sweet-ass dance routine that you're gonna want get involved with! # AHA: Take On Me There are some people who think they're too cool to dance.
And some people who think they're not cool enough to dance.
We're gonna take you back to a place in time when 'coo-ool' had a very different meaning.
And better hair.
That place is the '80s.
(SYNTHPOP REFRAIN) (CHEERING) # We're talking away # I don't know what I'm to say # I'll say it anyway # Today's another day to find you # Shying away Wow! # I'll be coming for your love, OK? # Take on me # Take on me # Take me on # Take on me # I'll be gone In a day or two (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (WHISTLING) Simon, what are you going to say, darling? I'm not sure I get this.
It's all about the dance.
We've been practising a long time.
Guys, I have to say no.
(AUDIENCE JEER) Booo! I have to say I found you really, really funny and we've never had anything like that before.
It was really tongue in cheek, but good.
(APPLAUSE) I was actually pleasantly surprised at your dance skills.
Thank you.
You were doing some really difficult moves in there.
(CHEERING) I've got to hand it to you guys.
You are seriously funny.
This is my kind of thing.
I could watch hours of this cos to me this is absolutely hilarious.
We're going to take a vote.
I love you, it's a yes from me.
(CHEERING) I'm saying yes.
(LAUGHS) I love you guys.
I'm gonna say yes.
(CHEERING) Yeah.
Oops, forgot your hat.
Well done, fellas.
I'm glad you're through.
So weird, but good.
Oh, come on.
It was really silly.
Well done.
Very good.
Just this way.
Good to meet you.
The last act of the series.
What are we gonna do? Right, we're looking for the last act here from the auditions.
Is it Sue? Sue.
We're looking for Sue who is the final auditionee of 2017.
BOTH: Sue! Sue! Last act.
We need the last act on stage.
Sue? Is Sue there? Any acts there? No? (MUSIC STARTS) Don't rain on my parade? # Don't tell me not to live # Just sit and putter # Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter # Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade # Don't tell me not to fly, I've simply got to # If someone There she is.
Sue.
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on my parade # I'll march my band out # I'll beat my drum # And if I'm found out # Your turn at bat, sir # At least I didn't fake it # Hat, sir, I guess I didn't make it! # So whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection # Or freckle on the nose Of life's complexion # The cinder or the shiny apple of its eye # I gotta fly once I gotta try once # Only can die once, right, sir? # Ooh, life is juicy, juicy, and you see I gotta have my bite, sir! # I'm gonna live and live now # Get what I want, I know how # One roll for the whole shebang # One throw, that bell will go clang # Eye on the target and wham # One shot, one gunshot, and bam If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Come on, then.
# I've simply got to march, my heart is a drummer # No, nobody, no, nobody! (CHEERING) # Ever (CHEERING) Ohhhh! (CHEERING) (CHEERING) Ah, God.
Wow.
It's end-of-term fever.
What is your name? The name is Sue.
Nice to meet you, where are you from? I'm from Clayton-le-Moors, near Accrington in Lancashire.
Do you have a day job? I'm a singer.
You're brilliant.
Thank you.
(CHEERING) I dunno what you did to us but you made David strip.
I know.
Whoo! You're one of those people, you made us all so happy.
We all just wanted to join in like a lot of the best performers.
(CHEERING) It was a very, very fitting end to Britain's Got Talent 2017.
You were fantastic.
(CHEERING) Simon? I'm traumatised.
Literally can't get this thought out of my mind of what I just saw.
I'm really sorry.
That was a great entrance.
The fact you carried on with all the nuttiness (LAUGHS) Last audition of the series and you made it worthwhile.
Right? (CHEERING) Shall we take a vote, guys? I'll kick this off with a yes.
Thank you.
I'm saying yes.
I'm saying yes.
I'm not saying yes to you but I'm saying yes to you.
Congratulations.
(CHEERING) # I love you, baby Well done, Sue.
What a great act.
Give us a kiss.
Well, what a way to end the night.
What a treat.
Thank you so much.
That's it for auditions.
Say thanks, Sue.
Who? You are Sue, ain't you? Oh, yeah, thanks, Sue.
After 11 years of doing this it doesn't get any easier.
We hate, hate this part.
It's tough.
It's not good news.
You didn't make it through.
I feel sick.
Welcome back to Britain's Got Talent.
The final acts have auditioned for a place in the live semi-finals.
Their fate now lies in the hands of our judges.
They will reveal who will be making it to the semi-finals and who will be leaving the competition for good here at the London Palladium.
How are you feeling? Excited and nervous.
A little nerves are good.
Yeah.
Keeps you on your toes.
Whatever happens, I'm super proud of you.
We can do this, Ryan, we can do it.
The judges now have the difficult task of whittling down 182 acts to just 40 as they decide who will be joining the Golden Buzzer acts in the live shows.
If I go through to the semi-finals it would mean the world to me.
Everything I've been working towards would finally pay off.
We hope and pray we are gonna get a yes.
Make it through the semi-finals it's gonna be absolutely life changing.
All our acts can do now is nervously wait to see if they are still in with a chance of being crowned champion of Britain's Got Talent or if that dream ends here.
Worrying time, stressful times for all of us right now.
My life is in their hands.
It's horrible.
Someone in this room is gonna win Britain's Got Talent.
Today is totally life changing.
We have a lot of people to get through.
It's gonna be a tough day, then.
Hi, everybody.
Stone here.
"It was awfully nice.
" That is the Queen.
I recognise that one.
# I do like to be beside the seaside Come on! OK, it wasn't necessarily meant to be funny in the way he intended.
Correct.
But it was very, very funny.
He is rubbish.
Good rubbish though.
It was original.
Original doesn't mean it's good.
What you should be wondering is how we started off this performance wearing camouflaged t-shirts and ended up wearing black.
(CHEERING) Brilliant.
I've never seen this done before.
# This is a musical # And we're wearing our hats # Because it is a musical we don't look like prats # This is a musical # And we're changing the key # I don't know why we did that, now it's too high to be (LAUGHTER) # .
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fag for this love You wouldn't recognise my voice if I sang.
# Life is a cabaret, old chum # You know it is # And I love a cabaret Really funny, really original.
You don't think that's a one-trick pony? No! # Hoop guy, hoop guy, he's my hoop guy # Hoop guy Absolutely no way.
What? # .
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talking away # I don't know why, I'm just saying No, don't even start.
I'm not interested in having this conversation.
# Hoop guy # I'll be gone Oh, he got there.
(HARMONISES) I'm not saying yes, no way.
You gave him a yes.
Did I? Are you sure? Maybe I was having an off day # So throw me, throw me a lifeline # Baby # Say that I'm really sorry # Pick up the phone I think he's very wholesome.
He'll be an audience pleaser.
Why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain's Got Talent? Amanda Holden has been on it for years.
He was the funniest person I've ever heard on Britain's Got Talent.
Yeah! (CHEERING) # Lean back (LAUGHTER) (CHEERING) We loved it.
# You make me feel so young I love these.
# You make me feel there are songs to be sung # Bells to be rung This is what we want on the show.
Real characters.
(DISCO MUSIC) Is she a DJ? People getting up and having a go.
# Eat, sleep, rave repeat (TECHNO) I think sometimes you've got to give people a chance who can improve.
# Along the I loved them.
Me, too.
You don't think he's annoying? No! (SINGING OPERA IN ITALIAN) I wouldn't put them through.
Look at that.
The whole audience on their feet.
Are we seriously gonna say no to this person? I've got it.
God.
Technically, they are one of the stronger dancers.
It was brilliant.
It was really good.
It was really intense.
(CHEERING) There is a massive amount of talent out there.
So now we've got some big decisions to face.
This is not going to be easy.
Every single person here is dying to get through.
Our fate is in the judges' hands.
Let's do this, guys.
OK, I think we should talk about this group.
These guys are getting through, these guys are not.
They are deciding our fate.
# What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # Mighty, mighty good man # What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # Mighty, mighty good man This was like a fully formed performance from an already really famous girl band, right? Man! # We will, we will rock you # Gotta rock, yeah This has been our dream since we were kids.
And we're so close.
It's impressive.
But is it gonna be impressive twice? It's nerve-wracking thinking the judges are sat there with my picture in front of them.
Swiping it to the left or right? (DANCE MUSIC) You are a brilliant entertainer.
And the audience loved you.
What I have already done within this competition for me is life changing.
To go a step further would blow my mind.
Amazing.
You've got to have people who you can remember.
I think this young man I love him.
I haven't stopped thinking about him from the day we saw him.
(CHEERING) Getting through today would mean the absolute world to me.
Honestly, it would be life changing.
# Don't let yourself go That was really soulful and just a beautiful vocal.
# Ruffle my hair and say it's bad # And tell me there's chocolate in your handbag # Tell me just how much I've grown # And let me know I'm not alone Can't believe he's not already a huge star.
But I wouldn't underestimate her.
Incredible.
(SINGS OPERA) If I get through today, it would've been one of the best days I've ever had.
(LAUGHS) (CHEERING) To think that someone's just got a card and they're kind of pushing it aside up there, you just think, 'I put so much work into that! I hope it pays off.
' (CHEERING) Wow.
# Chicken and chips, Chicken and chips # Chicken and chips tonight # Chicken and chips, Chicken and chips Everything's gonna be all right (CHEERING) Are you serious? Here's one.
Oh, my goodness.
It was funny.
But only once.
This choir.
Really? Yeah.
I I think the public are gonna absolutely fall in love with them.
# You see it's tru-u-ue Ooh-be-do! Ha-ha-ha! I like it! # Ob-be do-be do-wah # # Vince-e-e-e-ero # (CHEERING) # Oh, simple thing Where have you gone? # In my dreams, I see you I'd love to go through to the semi-finals.
It's another opportunity to get our message to even more people.
Hopefully to reunite a few more loved ones with their family members.
# I miss you # Oh, my God.
(CHEERING) OK.
These.
I want these in.
I agree.
Yes.
Yes.
Are they What are they gonna do again? More brilliance.
# USHER: Scream I liked them.
If they were really frightening, I would go fo AUDIENCE: Oooh! (CHEERING) I think it's boring.
How would you be bored by that? /font I like them.
Yes.
Oh, that was font color="#11FF11 (DANCE MUSIC) (CHEERING) There are so many dance acts and they're all so different and it's like, 'Are we different enough?' How often do we get to see a brilliant concept like that? (CHEERING) No, no, no.
I'm having - I would rather have - OK, let's have a vote.
One, two, three.
OK.
Outvoted.
Right.
So can I put them down there, then? Right.
Have we de I think so.
I think so.
No.
Oh, come on.
I think we're there OK and now is the time to tell them.
No going back now.
It's competition time.
Here's another chance to win our biggest prize yet.
That's We're talking £200,000 big.
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And if that's not enough, we're rounding off this incredible prize with £30,000 in cash.
For your chance to win your very own holiday home and £30,000 Good luck! After hours of deliberations and a few disagreements, the judges have finally come to a decision.
Who's still in with a chance of performing for royalty? And who will be going home? SIMON: We only have a limited number of places.
AMANDA: After 11 years of doing this, it doesn't get any easier.
It's tough, making someone's dreams come true or breaking somebody's font colo Finding out today if we've made it through to the semi-finals is absolutely daunting.
I am so close to achieving my dream right now.
The judges have made their decisions.
Can the following people please follow me to the stage? Issy Simpson.
Martin and Faye.
David Geaney.
And Code 3.
You can't look at a group of people either and say, 'They're a yes group or they're a no group, ' cos everyone's so different.
Yeah.
Just doesn't feel real.
I'm so nervous, but like - Excited.
.
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really wanna know, yeah.
Hi.
Hi.
Are you OK? One thing we appreciate is the hard work that all of you put in.
Each one of you deserves to go through and we hate, we hate, hate this part.
We have come to a decision, though.
It doesn't get much harder than this.
So I am so sorry to be the one to tell you .
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you are through! (SCREAMING) # LABRINTH FEAT.
EMELI SANDE: Beneath Your Beautiful How nervous were you? Didn't expect to cry.
No.
She came up, she was like I was like, no.
(CHUCKLES) I got through! Oh, my God.
I'm so proud.
Oh, so proud of you.
So proud of you.
Today's been tough, but we have come to a decision.
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you guys .
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we'll be seeing you in the live shows.
(SCREAMING) Oh, my God! Thank you! Yes! Well done.
Well done.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
(ALL TALK AT ONCE) Did you get through? Yeah.
Oh, Harry, that's wonderful.
Well done, Harry.
I can't believe it.
Really? We have made a decision.
You didn't make it through.
I'm really sorry.
But thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
If you come down this way I'm absolutely gutted.
This would've been the highlight of my life.
There were some good people in there.
Well, I didn't go through, but that's life and to be truthful, there's a lot of good talent on.
We won't be seeing you again, but thank you so much for coming.
All right, Sue? (BLEEP) hasn't put me through.
(LAUGHS) Are you praying at this point? I've been praying all day, mate.
Yeah.
We have reached a decision.
It's a maybe.
I'm joking.
It's a yes! (ALESHA GIGGLES) A "Maybe"? I got through to the live shows.
'(SCREAMING)' I'm really sorry, we're sending you home .
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to work on your acts.
You're through to the live shows! (SCREAMING) (CHEERING) They can't believe it.
Nor can I.
(CHEERING) Come on! (CHEERING) Has everybody got their TENA Ladies in? (LAUGHTER) Yes.
Good.
We have to remember that we are not just Great Britain but we're shown on a global stage.
Everybody in the world knows this show .
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and everybody's looking to us to set the example.
We've also got the Royal family to consider (GIGGLES) .
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but we have come to a decision.
We think you'd all work on a global stage.
You are through to the live shows! Ah! Yes! Well done.
I'll see you all I'll see you (LAUGHS) I'll (LAUGHTER) Hubba! (LAUGHTER) We're not just pleased, are we? I mean, we're over the moon, on cloud nine somewhere.
Thrilled.
(MUSIC SLOWS AND STOPS) I think the robot's stuck.
(INSTRUMENTAL PIANO MUSIC) Your story is so moving and it's something that even if we haven't experienced it, it's got to be one of the most painful things you could go through.
But we have to judge you on your talent, on the song.
We have come to a decision.
It's a yes.
(CHEERING) Such a pleasure being with you, you're like a big family.
Yeah, we did it, guys! (CHEERING) We have made a decision.
I'm sorry that we kept you waiting, by the way .
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and I'm sorry that I've delayed the next part as well.
Because it is a .
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yes.
(SCREAMING) You are through.
Congratulations.
You're through to the next round.
(CHEERING) # LABRINTH FEAT.
EMELI SANDE: Beneath Your Beautiful Yes.
AMANDA: Well done.
(CHEERING) Yes! (CHEERING) Come on! Come on! Come on! Dizzy! I can't believe it.
(LAUGHS) Wow! I cannot believe it.
T-N-G! T-N-G! Look at his face! (LAUGHTER) Go on over there now, you're one of them.
(CHEERING) (SIGHS) I love this job.
I love my job.
(CHEERING) # ELTON JOHN: I'm Still Standing Live television is so crazy.
I'm so nervous to perform in front of a live audience.
(CHEERING) (CHEERING) I've got family, friends, everybody's tuning in.
I've got to make 'em proud.
It's a yes from me.
You have got a financial crisis when India starts opening call centres here.
(LAUGHTER) Knowing it's live, oh, it's a lot of pressure.
Ladies and gentlemen, exactly the number 717.
How did they do that? (AS CHERYL) # We've gotta fight, fight, fight, fight for this love # That was amazing.
Yes! Yes! It broke.
It broke.
(LAUGHTER) I'm nervous, I'm excited.
I just hope it goes well.
Girls, do you know what? I'm so excited about you.
Savage.
(LAUGHTER) I never thought I would end up here.
It could be life-changing for me.
(CHEERING) (SCREAMS) # You're not alone # I'm trying not to think about the fact that I'm singing to millions.
This is what I've been waiting for today, Jamie.
(CHEERING) They're all up on their feet.
Before the live semi-finals begin .
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where Britain's Got More Talent is We'll be getting the inside scoop from some of the semi-finalists on the reveal show.
Reggie 'n' Bollie! We've got a live house band on the reveal show.
Plus live celebrities playing games on our all-new reveal show.
So switch over to ITV2 now.
# You're unbelievable #
This is your three minutes to change your life.
# Oooooooh! # I'm not your # # I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night What's the big dream for you now? To teach the world to hoop.
I want more Simon # What a man, what a man, what a man # What a mighty good man # # I need a hero Hello, Manchester! # I'm holding out for a hero Oh, my Where have you gone? I have to have surgery soon.
So this is, like, my last chance.
I could not imagine not being able to do that again.
It's not gonna stop me.
# He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon # And he's gotta be larger than life # Larger than life Hello, Blackpool! What are you gonna sing today? It's a song for my nan.
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tell me just how much I've grown # And let me know I'm not alone # # I need a hero E la fede che! Hello, Birmingham! # I need a hero Yeahhhhh! Music is a way of releasing any negative energy.
# Hallelujah! # I'm holding out for hero till the end of the night It's the final countdown What do you want? Oh, my God! It's not good news.
You didn't make it through.
I'm really sorry.
We're going to Britain's Got Talent.
Look what I have for you.
Ooooooh! I thought we could be a bit like Thelma and Louise.
I love i # Saturday night's the night I like # Saturday night's all right I've got you some flowers.
And I've got rather romantic transportation for us.
Oh, no! Don't worry.
We've got a blanket on board.
So we can snuggle up under the blanket.
We font c # Saturday night's the night I like # Saturday night's all right Mind your right side, babe.
Hang on a minute.
Has it got a roof? No.
Oh, nice.
Shall we get the blanket on? Saturday night's all right This is how you arrive, though.
Do you think Ant and Dec are arriving on something? I reckon, now they're OBEs, they're gonna be arriving in style.
(HORN) Are you peddling? Yes.
Are you? It feels like I'm doing all the work here.
Come on.
Not much further now.
So girls, do you think you can win the competition? GIRLS: Y Are you all right? I'm just It's freezing.
Oooooh! Shall we just warm you up, shall we? No.
It's nice not having the boys.
David, how far? I don't Just another hour and I'm sure we'll be there.
It'd just be so good if Alesha liked us.
And she dances as well.
And she's a female.
It's, like, girl power.
Code 3.
How are you? Good, thank you.
Good.
You look good.
ALL: Thank you.
What are you doing for ALL: Dancing.
Code 3, best of luck.
Thank you.
Have fun.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello.
Hi.
Who are you girls? We are Code 3.
Code 3.
How old are you, girls? I'm 14.
I'm 14.
And I'm 16.
/fon And what are your names? I'm Claudia.
I'm Tag.
I'm Maria.
Are you best friends? Yeah.
We love spending time together.
And the fact that we get to dance together is just such Especially here.
Who would you say you looked up to or admir Well, we look up to a lot of dance acts, obviously and groups - Little Mix, Beyonce.
All sorts of people.
Girls, best of luck.
Thank you.
# Ow! # Who's that sexy thing I see over there? # That's me, standing in front of the mirror # What's that icy thing hanging round my neck? # That's gold, show me some respect # I thank God every day # That I woke up feeing this way # And I can't help loving myself And I don't need nobody else No, no, no, no.
Bring the beat back.
We should have a good time tonight.
Let's go.
# .
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ain't you got rhythm # What? You got a man? I can't see you with him # Put your phone down, let's get it # Forget your Instagram and your Twitter # Get me, like, woah, wait a minute # You need to take a minute # Loosen them shoulders up, pour it up, let's work # Throw some perm on your attitude # Girl, you gotta relax # Let me show you what you got to do # You gotta lay it back # Matter of fact? All right! # Come on # (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I like them.
We like that a lot.
# You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream That was absolutely fantastic.
You girls, do you know what? I'm so excited about you.
Couldn't fault it.
I love you.
This was really good.
I think with some production around you this could be amazing.
I wouldn't have danced in my pyjamas but that's just Personal thing.
The talent is there.
It's a yes! It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
Four yeses! You're through to the next round.
# .
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teenage dream, the way you Well done.
Well done, girls.
Well done.
font color="# Oh, I love them.
They're very good.
Really good.
Go and celebrate.
Well done.
They were cool.
They were cool.
Best of luck, pal.
It's all yours.
Straight on.
Have fun.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello.
How's it going? Who are you? My name's David Geaney.
I'm 22 and I'm from Ireland.
And David, do you have a day job? I work in my family pub.
OK.
Why do you think Britain's Got Talent is the best place for you? In Ireland, there's not much opportunity to put your talent on a big stage and Britain's Got Talent is one of the biggest.
OK.
Do you think you can win? I can try.
All right, darling.
Good luck.
Cheers.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # CELTIC MUSIC Wow.
Brilliant.
I like that bit.
(WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Very good.
Very, very good.
I am in awe of that dance style.
My only criticism, you have a beautiful smile, I would have liked to have seen that.
A bit more showmanship.
Other than that, brilliant.
Look, I think the idea is better than the execution.
(BOOING) I'll tell you why.
Because the music actually wasn't great.
Well, I'm only trying to be helpful.
I love the idea that you only need one of you.
Everything else can be a holograms.
And you don't have to pay them.
This is smart.
(LAUGHS) We're gonna vote.
David.
I'm gonna say yes.
Alesha.
It's a yes from me.
I'm gonna say yes.
It's a yes from me.
That's four yeses.
You're through.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # So take a chance and don't ever look back Don't ever look back I wasn't sure how it was gonna go.
He could have more showmanship.
Yeah.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello.
Hello.
What's your name? My name is Audley Buckle.
Audley Buckle.
Audley Buckle.
Where are you from, Audley? A little village in Yorkshire called Huddersfield.
Nice.
How old are you if you don't mind me asking.
I am 68.
Sixty great.
Yes.
Can I ask a question? Tell me why, at 68, you've decided this is your time.
I've been singing since I was five year old.
And erm I performed behind a lot of big artists.
Like? Supporting act for Bob Marley.
Wicked.
Yeah.
And I think it's my turn.
They had their turn.
It's my turn.
Got it.
I hope it goes well.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Go for it! # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Chicken and chips tonight # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Everything's gonna be all right # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips Chicken and chips! It's my kind of song.
# I don't want no bread and butter # Don't want no chips with this # Don't even want fish and chips # All I want is Chicken and chips! # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Chicken and chips tonight # Chicken and chips # Everything is gonna be all right # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips Yes! # Chicken and chips tonight # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Everything's gonna be all right # I don't want no bangers and mash # I don't want no pie and peas # I don't even want Yorkshire pudding # All I want is chicken and chips # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Chicken and chips tonight # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Everything's gonna be all right # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Everything's gonna be all right Go on, then.
Quack, quack! Chicken and chips, everything's gonna be all right Quack, quack! Whoooo! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you.
# Oh, yeah, baby # Thank you so much.
Yes! Oh, Audley! Thank you.
Er one question.
What was the song called? I've got to tell you, you are hilarious.
You've got amazing energy.
It is one of those songs I am never ever gonna get out of my head.
Let's vote.
David.
This man really loves chicken and chips.
Long may this love affair with chicken and chips go on.
I'm gonna say yes.
Alesha.
I don't eat chicken but I still love the song.
It's a yes from me.
You've got a really lovely character and I like your shoes.
It's a yes from me.
(MIMICS YORKSHIRE ACCENT) Audley Buckle, you've got four yeses.
# Here I am, baby! Whoooah! Here I am! Here I am, baby Audley! Come on! Yes, we did it.
That was fun.
ALL: # Chicken and chips, chicken and chips # Chicken and chips tonight # Imagine if we won the money.
Oh, my God! You get £250,000.
That's I want to know what they're saying Girls, you wanna come to Garfunkel's with us tomorrow for lunch? Ooh, yeah.
DAVID: What are we gonna talk about? Well, me.
Are you ready? Let's do this.
Good luck, pal.
All yours.
Cheers.
(APPLAUSE) Hi! How you doing? All right? Very well.
How are you? Good.
I'm brilliant.
Tell us a bit about yourself.
I'm Neil Henry.
I'm 38 years old, from Bedford, and I'm a magician.
What's the big dream for you? I'd love to be doing this in massive theatres all the time.
I've come with my wife Charley.
But what I'm gonna be doing for you is something that I created to propose to her a couple of years ago.
Wow! I'm not going to propose again.
(LAUGHTER) I'm gonna do the same thing with a twist on it.
Look forward to it.
Good luck.
Thanks very much.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) So, the kind of magic that I do I'll just show you.
Just keep your eyes this way and you'll see.
Yeah.
It's not (LAUGHTER) Come on, this is Britain's Got Talent! I wanted to do something properly impossible.
Before I do this, there are two things I have to eat.
The first is a piece of string.
So 'Have you seen the string?' 'Oops!' The second thing is one of these.
It's a can of alphabet spaghetti.
You remember this stuff.
Just to make this classier, I'm gonna do it out of a glass.
(LAUGHTER) (AUDIENCE GROANS) (APPLAUSE) Right.
Now, I'm gonna need a bit of help with the next bit.
Alesha, would you mind? I don't mind.
Is that all right? Big round of applause for Alesha! (APPLAUSE) Lovely to meet you.
You too.
Fantastic trousers.
I want you to choose a random word from the English dictionary.
Say 'Stop' at any page you like.
Stop.
That's great.
We've got T words.
But I want you to do this behind your back, so not even you see the word.
Take the pen in your right hand.
If you face the crowd.
I'm gonna give you the book in your left hand.
Hold the book.
Take the pen.
Just do a little circle around somewhere in the book.
Hopefully you'll get somewhere near a word.
Off you go.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah? All right.
Pass the pen back.
First thing first, have a look at the book.
Did you circle a word or not? I did.
And what is the word? Testify.
(LAUGHTER) Testif Yeah.
Testify.
(LAUGHTER) Testify.
Testify! Thank goodness for that! Testify.
That's quite a long one.
All right, so (CLEARS THROAT) You OK? Do you want some more spaghetti? No, no.
I'm absolutely fine.
It's good.
T! Are you having a laugh? E.
No way! S.
Wow! T.
I.
(LAUGHS) (LAUGHTER) F.
Y.
(LAUGHTER) Thank you! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you very much.
Wow! Thank you, folks.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) David, what did you think? It was a very original trick.
It was fantastic.
Well done.
Thank you.
I think you've got very intelligent bowels, cos they can spell.
Vowels? Bowels! (LAUGHTER) We're going to take a vote.
David.
I'm going to say yes.
I'm going to say yes.
It's a yes from me.
You've got four yeses.
Yes! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you.
Ha ha ha! Well done! That was clever.
ALESHA: That was really clever.
That was a brilliant trick.
Cheers, pal.
Thank you.
Go and celebrate! Sometimes you're just entertained.
It's just really entertaining.
Yeah.
Good luck, guys.
Good luck.
(APPLAUSE) Hello, judges.
Welcome.
Thank you.
So tell me who you are.
We are Empire.
OK.
And dance? Yes, we are a street dance group.
And who put this together? Myself.
(LAUGHS) And what was the purpose behind it? The purpose behind this is to try and bring the new flavour of the new generation who's going to take over the world, basically.
I love that.
(AUDIENCE WHOOP) And where are you all from? I moved to London from Portugal.
Italy, Canada So we are all from different backgrounds.
But we are right now, all of us, from the UK! And do you think you could win this? Definitely.
Confident! Looking forward to it.
Good luck.
Thank you so much, guys.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # LITTLE MIX: DNA # .
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his DNA, D-D-D-DNA # It's in his DNA # And he just takes my breath away # B-b-b-breath away # I feel it every day And that's what makes a man # LITTLE MIX: Salute # Ladies all across the world Listen up, we're looking for recruits # If you're with me, let me see your hands # Stand up and salute # Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots # Representing all the women # Salute, salute! # Attention! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # LITTLE MIX: Shout Out To My Ex # You made my heart break and that made me who I am # LITTLE MIX: Touch # To knock me off of my feet all week # Just a touch of your love, oh # Just a touch of your love, oh # Just a touch of your love is enough # To knock me off of my feet all week # Just a touch of your love, oh # Just a touch of your love, oh # Just a touch of your love is enough # To take control of my whole body # Just a touch of your love, oh Just a touch of your love, oh (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Nice work.
(CHEERING) Well done, guys.
Wow! What an explosion of energy! Fantastic choreography.
Well done.
(CHEERING) The raw talent is there.
It was a blast of energy and I appreciated that.
Well done.
Thank you.
I really liked it, I thought it was really slick and clean.
I didn't understand all the story.
We just try to create the beginning of Little Mix to where they are today.
Oh, is that what it was? The story of Little Mix.
It needed to be told through the medium of dance.
People are saying, 'When's that going to happen?' Which is a great idea.
(LAUGHTER) I can tell how much work you all put into this.
It was really, really good.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) We're going to vote.
David, yes or no? I am going to say yes! Yes, David! Alesha.
I'm going to say yes.
It's a yes from me.
You've got four yeses.
Whoa! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Well done.
(CHEERING) Well done! Well done.
Well done.
AMANDA: I liked them.
SIMON: There were good.
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CREW MEMBER: 'This is our last day of auditions for the whole tour, font color="# CREW MEMBER: 'We are nearly ready to go.
' Guys, last day of auditions.
I just want to say to you all .
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I've had the time of my life Let's do the dance! # (I've Had) The Time of My Life # Oh, baby! Lift him up.
# Hey, baby! # Hey, baby! Come on, let's go.
Hello and welcome to our last set of auditions this year! We're thrilled that we're back here in Manchester! (CHEERING) # I'll tell you something # This could be love because # I've had the time of my life # And we've never felt this way before # You make our dreams come true # And you pay our mortgages (LAUGHTER) Our last day.
Last day, Simon.
It's gone so quick.
Are you upset? I am a bit.
It's gone quick.
We've had a good time.
Hey, I'm Shamus.
This is my brother Shaun.
We're from Cork.
Now, who are we looking for? Shaun and Shamus.
How are you? All right? The judge we would most like to impress today is Amanda Holden.
Yeah.
She's great.
The judge we're most terrified of Simon is scary.
Hope he doesn't say anything mean to us.
Yeah.
They're ready for you.
Straight on.
Best of luck.
I thought we were going to get to hold hands t (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) When we walk out onto that stage, we're gonna do the best we can.
Yeah, we're gonna give it 100%.
(CHEERING) Hi, guys! Hello! Hi! Welcome.
Thanks very much.
So could you tell us your names, please? I'm Famous Shamus.
This is my younger brother Shauntastic.
Where are you guys from? We're Irish.
(WHOOPING) Yeah.
I'm not going to ask you what you do, but is this your day job? No.
We work in our Uncle Tony's bistro.
OK! (LAUGHTER) Let's do it! Take it away, guys! Hello, Manchester! My name's Famous Shamus.
This is my younger brother Shauntastic! Together we are BOTH: Lords of Strut! Mmmm! (LAUGHTER) And we're gonna get this place kickin' with a sweet-ass dance routine that you're gonna want get involved with! # AHA: Take On Me There are some people who think they're too cool to dance.
And some people who think they're not cool enough to dance.
We're gonna take you back to a place in time when 'coo-ool' had a very different meaning.
And better hair.
That place is the '80s.
(SYNTHPOP REFRAIN) (CHEERING) # We're talking away # I don't know what I'm to say # I'll say it anyway # Today's another day to find you # Shying away Wow! # I'll be coming for your love, OK? # Take on me # Take on me # Take me on # Take on me # I'll be gone In a day or two (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (WHISTLING) Simon, what are you going to say, darling? I'm not sure I get this.
It's all about the dance.
We've been practising a long time.
Guys, I have to say no.
(AUDIENCE JEER) Booo! I have to say I found you really, really funny and we've never had anything like that before.
It was really tongue in cheek, but good.
(APPLAUSE) I was actually pleasantly surprised at your dance skills.
Thank you.
You were doing some really difficult moves in there.
(CHEERING) I've got to hand it to you guys.
You are seriously funny.
This is my kind of thing.
I could watch hours of this cos to me this is absolutely hilarious.
We're going to take a vote.
I love you, it's a yes from me.
(CHEERING) I'm saying yes.
(LAUGHS) I love you guys.
I'm gonna say yes.
(CHEERING) Yeah.
Oops, forgot your hat.
Well done, fellas.
I'm glad you're through.
So weird, but good.
Oh, come on.
It was really silly.
Well done.
Very good.
Just this way.
Good to meet you.
The last act of the series.
What are we gonna do? Right, we're looking for the last act here from the auditions.
Is it Sue? Sue.
We're looking for Sue who is the final auditionee of 2017.
BOTH: Sue! Sue! Last act.
We need the last act on stage.
Sue? Is Sue there? Any acts there? No? (MUSIC STARTS) Don't rain on my parade? # Don't tell me not to live # Just sit and putter # Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter # Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade # Don't tell me not to fly, I've simply got to # If someone There she is.
Sue.
# .
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on my parade # I'll march my band out # I'll beat my drum # And if I'm found out # Your turn at bat, sir # At least I didn't fake it # Hat, sir, I guess I didn't make it! # So whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection # Or freckle on the nose Of life's complexion # The cinder or the shiny apple of its eye # I gotta fly once I gotta try once # Only can die once, right, sir? # Ooh, life is juicy, juicy, and you see I gotta have my bite, sir! # I'm gonna live and live now # Get what I want, I know how # One roll for the whole shebang # One throw, that bell will go clang # Eye on the target and wham # One shot, one gunshot, and bam If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Come on, then.
# I've simply got to march, my heart is a drummer # No, nobody, no, nobody! (CHEERING) # Ever (CHEERING) Ohhhh! (CHEERING) (CHEERING) Ah, God.
Wow.
It's end-of-term fever.
What is your name? The name is Sue.
Nice to meet you, where are you from? I'm from Clayton-le-Moors, near Accrington in Lancashire.
Do you have a day job? I'm a singer.
You're brilliant.
Thank you.
(CHEERING) I dunno what you did to us but you made David strip.
I know.
Whoo! You're one of those people, you made us all so happy.
We all just wanted to join in like a lot of the best performers.
(CHEERING) It was a very, very fitting end to Britain's Got Talent 2017.
You were fantastic.
(CHEERING) Simon? I'm traumatised.
Literally can't get this thought out of my mind of what I just saw.
I'm really sorry.
That was a great entrance.
The fact you carried on with all the nuttiness (LAUGHS) Last audition of the series and you made it worthwhile.
Right? (CHEERING) Shall we take a vote, guys? I'll kick this off with a yes.
Thank you.
I'm saying yes.
I'm saying yes.
I'm not saying yes to you but I'm saying yes to you.
Congratulations.
(CHEERING) # I love you, baby Well done, Sue.
What a great act.
Give us a kiss.
Well, what a way to end the night.
What a treat.
Thank you so much.
That's it for auditions.
Say thanks, Sue.
Who? You are Sue, ain't you? Oh, yeah, thanks, Sue.
After 11 years of doing this it doesn't get any easier.
We hate, hate this part.
It's tough.
It's not good news.
You didn't make it through.
I feel sick.
Welcome back to Britain's Got Talent.
The final acts have auditioned for a place in the live semi-finals.
Their fate now lies in the hands of our judges.
They will reveal who will be making it to the semi-finals and who will be leaving the competition for good here at the London Palladium.
How are you feeling? Excited and nervous.
A little nerves are good.
Yeah.
Keeps you on your toes.
Whatever happens, I'm super proud of you.
We can do this, Ryan, we can do it.
The judges now have the difficult task of whittling down 182 acts to just 40 as they decide who will be joining the Golden Buzzer acts in the live shows.
If I go through to the semi-finals it would mean the world to me.
Everything I've been working towards would finally pay off.
We hope and pray we are gonna get a yes.
Make it through the semi-finals it's gonna be absolutely life changing.
All our acts can do now is nervously wait to see if they are still in with a chance of being crowned champion of Britain's Got Talent or if that dream ends here.
Worrying time, stressful times for all of us right now.
My life is in their hands.
It's horrible.
Someone in this room is gonna win Britain's Got Talent.
Today is totally life changing.
We have a lot of people to get through.
It's gonna be a tough day, then.
Hi, everybody.
Stone here.
"It was awfully nice.
" That is the Queen.
I recognise that one.
# I do like to be beside the seaside Come on! OK, it wasn't necessarily meant to be funny in the way he intended.
Correct.
But it was very, very funny.
He is rubbish.
Good rubbish though.
It was original.
Original doesn't mean it's good.
What you should be wondering is how we started off this performance wearing camouflaged t-shirts and ended up wearing black.
(CHEERING) Brilliant.
I've never seen this done before.
# This is a musical # And we're wearing our hats # Because it is a musical we don't look like prats # This is a musical # And we're changing the key # I don't know why we did that, now it's too high to be (LAUGHTER) # .
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fag for this love You wouldn't recognise my voice if I sang.
# Life is a cabaret, old chum # You know it is # And I love a cabaret Really funny, really original.
You don't think that's a one-trick pony? No! # Hoop guy, hoop guy, he's my hoop guy # Hoop guy Absolutely no way.
What? # .
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talking away # I don't know why, I'm just saying No, don't even start.
I'm not interested in having this conversation.
# Hoop guy # I'll be gone Oh, he got there.
(HARMONISES) I'm not saying yes, no way.
You gave him a yes.
Did I? Are you sure? Maybe I was having an off day # So throw me, throw me a lifeline # Baby # Say that I'm really sorry # Pick up the phone I think he's very wholesome.
He'll be an audience pleaser.
Why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain's Got Talent? Amanda Holden has been on it for years.
He was the funniest person I've ever heard on Britain's Got Talent.
Yeah! (CHEERING) # Lean back (LAUGHTER) (CHEERING) We loved it.
# You make me feel so young I love these.
# You make me feel there are songs to be sung # Bells to be rung This is what we want on the show.
Real characters.
(DISCO MUSIC) Is she a DJ? People getting up and having a go.
# Eat, sleep, rave repeat (TECHNO) I think sometimes you've got to give people a chance who can improve.
# Along the I loved them.
Me, too.
You don't think he's annoying? No! (SINGING OPERA IN ITALIAN) I wouldn't put them through.
Look at that.
The whole audience on their feet.
Are we seriously gonna say no to this person? I've got it.
God.
Technically, they are one of the stronger dancers.
It was brilliant.
It was really good.
It was really intense.
(CHEERING) There is a massive amount of talent out there.
So now we've got some big decisions to face.
This is not going to be easy.
Every single person here is dying to get through.
Our fate is in the judges' hands.
Let's do this, guys.
OK, I think we should talk about this group.
These guys are getting through, these guys are not.
They are deciding our fate.
# What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # Mighty, mighty good man # What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man # Mighty, mighty good man This was like a fully formed performance from an already really famous girl band, right? Man! # We will, we will rock you # Gotta rock, yeah This has been our dream since we were kids.
And we're so close.
It's impressive.
But is it gonna be impressive twice? It's nerve-wracking thinking the judges are sat there with my picture in front of them.
Swiping it to the left or right? (DANCE MUSIC) You are a brilliant entertainer.
And the audience loved you.
What I have already done within this competition for me is life changing.
To go a step further would blow my mind.
Amazing.
You've got to have people who you can remember.
I think this young man I love him.
I haven't stopped thinking about him from the day we saw him.
(CHEERING) Getting through today would mean the absolute world to me.
Honestly, it would be life changing.
# Don't let yourself go That was really soulful and just a beautiful vocal.
# Ruffle my hair and say it's bad # And tell me there's chocolate in your handbag # Tell me just how much I've grown # And let me know I'm not alone Can't believe he's not already a huge star.
But I wouldn't underestimate her.
Incredible.
(SINGS OPERA) If I get through today, it would've been one of the best days I've ever had.
(LAUGHS) (CHEERING) To think that someone's just got a card and they're kind of pushing it aside up there, you just think, 'I put so much work into that! I hope it pays off.
' (CHEERING) Wow.
# Chicken and chips, Chicken and chips # Chicken and chips tonight # Chicken and chips, Chicken and chips Everything's gonna be all right (CHEERING) Are you serious? Here's one.
Oh, my goodness.
It was funny.
But only once.
This choir.
Really? Yeah.
I I think the public are gonna absolutely fall in love with them.
# You see it's tru-u-ue Ooh-be-do! Ha-ha-ha! I like it! # Ob-be do-be do-wah # # Vince-e-e-e-ero # (CHEERING) # Oh, simple thing Where have you gone? # In my dreams, I see you I'd love to go through to the semi-finals.
It's another opportunity to get our message to even more people.
Hopefully to reunite a few more loved ones with their family members.
# I miss you # Oh, my God.
(CHEERING) OK.
These.
I want these in.
I agree.
Yes.
Yes.
Are they What are they gonna do again? More brilliance.
# USHER: Scream I liked them.
If they were really frightening, I would go fo AUDIENCE: Oooh! (CHEERING) I think it's boring.
How would you be bored by that? /font I like them.
Yes.
Oh, that was font color="#11FF11 (DANCE MUSIC) (CHEERING) There are so many dance acts and they're all so different and it's like, 'Are we different enough?' How often do we get to see a brilliant concept like that? (CHEERING) No, no, no.
I'm having - I would rather have - OK, let's have a vote.
One, two, three.
OK.
Outvoted.
Right.
So can I put them down there, then? Right.
Have we de I think so.
I think so.
No.
Oh, come on.
I think we're there OK and now is the time to tell them.
No going back now.
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For your chance to win your very own holiday home and £30,000 Good luck! After hours of deliberations and a few disagreements, the judges have finally come to a decision.
Who's still in with a chance of performing for royalty? And who will be going home? SIMON: We only have a limited number of places.
AMANDA: After 11 years of doing this, it doesn't get any easier.
It's tough, making someone's dreams come true or breaking somebody's font colo Finding out today if we've made it through to the semi-finals is absolutely daunting.
I am so close to achieving my dream right now.
The judges have made their decisions.
Can the following people please follow me to the stage? Issy Simpson.
Martin and Faye.
David Geaney.
And Code 3.
You can't look at a group of people either and say, 'They're a yes group or they're a no group, ' cos everyone's so different.
Yeah.
Just doesn't feel real.
I'm so nervous, but like - Excited.
.
.
really wanna know, yeah.
Hi.
Hi.
Are you OK? One thing we appreciate is the hard work that all of you put in.
Each one of you deserves to go through and we hate, we hate, hate this part.
We have come to a decision, though.
It doesn't get much harder than this.
So I am so sorry to be the one to tell you .
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you are through! (SCREAMING) # LABRINTH FEAT.
EMELI SANDE: Beneath Your Beautiful How nervous were you? Didn't expect to cry.
No.
She came up, she was like I was like, no.
(CHUCKLES) I got through! Oh, my God.
I'm so proud.
Oh, so proud of you.
So proud of you.
Today's been tough, but we have come to a decision.
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you guys .
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we'll be seeing you in the live shows.
(SCREAMING) Oh, my God! Thank you! Yes! Well done.
Well done.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
(ALL TALK AT ONCE) Did you get through? Yeah.
Oh, Harry, that's wonderful.
Well done, Harry.
I can't believe it.
Really? We have made a decision.
You didn't make it through.
I'm really sorry.
But thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
If you come down this way I'm absolutely gutted.
This would've been the highlight of my life.
There were some good people in there.
Well, I didn't go through, but that's life and to be truthful, there's a lot of good talent on.
We won't be seeing you again, but thank you so much for coming.
All right, Sue? (BLEEP) hasn't put me through.
(LAUGHS) Are you praying at this point? I've been praying all day, mate.
Yeah.
We have reached a decision.
It's a maybe.
I'm joking.
It's a yes! (ALESHA GIGGLES) A "Maybe"? I got through to the live shows.
'(SCREAMING)' I'm really sorry, we're sending you home .
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to work on your acts.
You're through to the live shows! (SCREAMING) (CHEERING) They can't believe it.
Nor can I.
(CHEERING) Come on! (CHEERING) Has everybody got their TENA Ladies in? (LAUGHTER) Yes.
Good.
We have to remember that we are not just Great Britain but we're shown on a global stage.
Everybody in the world knows this show .
.
and everybody's looking to us to set the example.
We've also got the Royal family to consider (GIGGLES) .
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but we have come to a decision.
We think you'd all work on a global stage.
You are through to the live shows! Ah! Yes! Well done.
I'll see you all I'll see you (LAUGHS) I'll (LAUGHTER) Hubba! (LAUGHTER) We're not just pleased, are we? I mean, we're over the moon, on cloud nine somewhere.
Thrilled.
(MUSIC SLOWS AND STOPS) I think the robot's stuck.
(INSTRUMENTAL PIANO MUSIC) Your story is so moving and it's something that even if we haven't experienced it, it's got to be one of the most painful things you could go through.
But we have to judge you on your talent, on the song.
We have come to a decision.
It's a yes.
(CHEERING) Such a pleasure being with you, you're like a big family.
Yeah, we did it, guys! (CHEERING) We have made a decision.
I'm sorry that we kept you waiting, by the way .
.
and I'm sorry that I've delayed the next part as well.
Because it is a .
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yes.
(SCREAMING) You are through.
Congratulations.
You're through to the next round.
(CHEERING) # LABRINTH FEAT.
EMELI SANDE: Beneath Your Beautiful Yes.
AMANDA: Well done.
(CHEERING) Yes! (CHEERING) Come on! Come on! Come on! Dizzy! I can't believe it.
(LAUGHS) Wow! I cannot believe it.
T-N-G! T-N-G! Look at his face! (LAUGHTER) Go on over there now, you're one of them.
(CHEERING) (SIGHS) I love this job.
I love my job.
(CHEERING) # ELTON JOHN: I'm Still Standing Live television is so crazy.
I'm so nervous to perform in front of a live audience.
(CHEERING) (CHEERING) I've got family, friends, everybody's tuning in.
I've got to make 'em proud.
It's a yes from me.
You have got a financial crisis when India starts opening call centres here.
(LAUGHTER) Knowing it's live, oh, it's a lot of pressure.
Ladies and gentlemen, exactly the number 717.
How did they do that? (AS CHERYL) # We've gotta fight, fight, fight, fight for this love # That was amazing.
Yes! Yes! It broke.
It broke.
(LAUGHTER) I'm nervous, I'm excited.
I just hope it goes well.
Girls, do you know what? I'm so excited about you.
Savage.
(LAUGHTER) I never thought I would end up here.
It could be life-changing for me.
(CHEERING) (SCREAMS) # You're not alone # I'm trying not to think about the fact that I'm singing to millions.
This is what I've been waiting for today, Jamie.
(CHEERING) They're all up on their feet.
Before the live semi-finals begin .
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where Britain's Got More Talent is We'll be getting the inside scoop from some of the semi-finalists on the reveal show.
Reggie 'n' Bollie! We've got a live house band on the reveal show.
Plus live celebrities playing games on our all-new reveal show.
So switch over to ITV2 now.
# You're unbelievable #