Keeping Up With The Kardashians s16e01 Episode Script
Chicago Loyalty
1 Keeping Up with the Kardashians KHLOE: It just sucks it has to be so public.
I'm not just a TV show.
Like, this is my life.
KENDALL: You'll put me down just to make yourself not look lame.
KIM: Moving to Chicago might be my breaking point.
KHLOE: My family was ruined! KRIS: Here's to Jordyn and Kylie! (all whooping) KHLOE: Tristan might love me, whatever that means; he has no respect for me whatsoever.
KHLOE: How many people have you been in love with? KOURTNEY: One.
SCOTT: I didn't think that I was gonna have happiness again.
KHLOE: Liar! KRIS: We just can't seem to catch a break.
KHLOE: You called me and said that you were the watchdog.
KYLIE: I just hope that there's a light at the end of this tunnel, but I don't see it right now.
ALL: Yeah! KIM: We're having a baby.
(all cheering) KHLOE: True is the best thing that's happened to me.
Ever.
KENDALL: It's difficult.
Nothing is private.
Everyone feels like they have the right to talk about you, even though they have absolutely no idea what's going on.
KHLOE: Sometimes the world forgets just to be kind and that we're all going through something.
(sniffles) Maybe just be a little more understanding, 'cause it (bleep) sucks.
KIM: You ready? (chuckles) KANYE: Yeah.
KIM: So, if you want to, like, look up.
KANYE: Oh.
This is my first time doing this.
I'm not actually attempting to do good, I just (laughing) Like, part of the reason why I even thought about or considered doing this, um this recording, like, what do you call, what do you call-- it's an interview? PRODUCER: Interview.
KANYE: this interview is The The KIM: Why? KANYE: It starts off with the interviews.
The superheroes are giving interviews.
The wife got a big butt, and I just see our life becoming The until we can finally fly.
(laughs) (laughter) KIM: (laughs) What? KHLOE: Scott, how was it seeing the Palm Springs house? KIM: Oh, yeah.
Tell us.
MASON: There's, like, a golf course down there that you can run the sprinklers.
KHLOE: Me and KiKi, and your mom MASON: Yeah.
KHLOE: They used to turn on the sprinklers in Palm Springs 'cause it was so hot, and we would run through them all.
My mom bought a family vacation home in Palm Springs, and I think that is so cool.
Our entire childhood we had a vacation house there.
We would drive up every weekend, and we have so many memories in Palm Springs, so I think it's awesome that all the kids get to have the same kind of memories.
KIM: Come here.
(whispering) KANYE: Yeah.
KIM: We have an announcement to make.
KHLOE: Oh, my God.
What? (Kim whispering) KIM: We're having a baby.
(all whooping) SCOTT: Hey! KRIS: No! MASON: Another one! (laughter) KIM: We're having a boy.
KHLOE: I'm so happy for you.
KRIS: Congratulations, you guys.
Oh, my God! PRODUCER: Are you excited for your fourth kid? KANYE: Yeah.
I'm pleased.
I stopped using the word "excited.
" (stifled laughter) KIM: I'm very happy.
KANYE: Yeah.
KIM: I feel like the energy is gonna be really balanced out.
Saint happens to be one of my favorite human beings.
KANYE: I don't think it's good when, like, parents be like, "This is my favorite child.
" KIM: I think it changes.
I mean, it's reality.
I was my mom's favorite for a good decade, and now it's Kylie.
KANYE: I don't think you should play favorites with kids.
KIM: Well, they would never know that, I'm just saying.
KANYE: Oh, yeah, they just watch this, be like, "Oh.
" KIM: But, you guys, it's really top secret.
We don't want anyone to know until it happens.
PENELOPE: We're getting a new baby? SCOTT: Yeah.
PENELOPE: North! Kiki's getting You're getting another baby! NORTH: I know.
COREY: She said, "I know.
" (Corey laughs) KRIS: Oh, my God.
(laughter) KRIS: You have to show True the movie with the two dogs that eats the spaghetti together.
Lady and the Tramp? KRIS: Yes! They have a French accent.
KHLOE: You know spaghetti is more Italian.
KRIS: Oh, they're Italian, the dogs are Italian.
KHLOE: But they're not.
KRIS: Oh.
KHLOE: Mm-mm.
It's been a few months.
Me and Tristan are great, and I am loving being a mommy.
It's bittersweet; I love seeing every milestone with her, but I feel like she grows like, in one week she's a completely different baby.
KRIS: That's all you're eating? KOURTNEY: Yeah, I'm so anxious, I just can't eat.
KRIS: Why are you anxious? KHLOE: Anxious about what? KOURTNEY: Life.
KHLOE: But what are you anxious about? KRIS: Yeah, but give us the reason.
KOURTNEY: I'm just anxious at all times.
I don't know.
KHLOE: Oh, my God, who just says that? KOURTNEY: And then I saw Scott 'cause I go, "I've been been crying all morning," and then Scott was like, "You should be celebrating that that guy's out of your life.
" KHLOE: Hear, hear.
KOURTNEY: I got out of a relationship, and have been feeling a lot of anxiety.
When I'm in a relationship, there's, like, this sense of security, and when I'm single, it's like, I just don't like the unknown, and I really don't do well with change.
I've been trying doing Reiki to get rid of some of the bad energy, but nothing's really helping.
KIM: Northie, this is Chicago.
This is where Daddy grew up.
NORTH: I like the air.
KIM: You like the air? Kanye's in Chicago working on his new album, just working on so many projects out there, like tech stuff, architecture, his whole Yeezy office is out there.
KANYE: Ah ha ha.
Who's this pretty girl? KIM: I am bringing North so that she can see where her dad grew up, and he can show us around.
ASSISTANT: Just so you know, we're good at 4:30 at the Regal if you want.
KANYE: Yeah, so, we're, um, re-refurbishing the Regal, which is a Chicago landmark.
It's like our Apollo and it's on 79th Street, which is the street I grew up on.
KIM: That's so cool.
KANYE: So we can go by the Regal, that'd be fire, and then we can go by my mom's house.
KIM: Yeah.
KANYE: Yeah.
But you know who we gotta get to let us in? KIM: Kanye decided to start an organization after his mother passed away called "Donda's House" that would really help the youth in Chicago.
He had his friend, Rhymefest, that he's known for a long time, head that foundation.
And when Kanye was going through that tough financial time, he was in debt, and he didn't have the means to really take care of it anymore, Rhymefest wanted to take full responsibility of it, and then all of a sudden Rhymefest, you know, was publicly tweeting that Kanye does nothing for Donda's House.
It's still your house.
He can leave the key.
We don't need to see his face.
You don't want me to see him.
KANYE: Well, we got love, babe.
KIM: I'm letting you know.
I-- You got love.
I-I don't have all the love.
My problem that I had with Rhymefest is that he was using your mom to (bleep) talk you and that's where I drew the line.
He was saying, "You have failed Donda's House.
" Your mother's name.
(Kanye stammers) He didn't respect it, so I was being protective.
I tweeted.
KANYE: But you know why he did it, though? KIM: Why? KANYE: I had an assistant that was rude to Rhymefest.
We were connecting.
KIM: No.
KANYE: No, let me finish what I'm saying.
Because we were connecting and bonding, and he came to the studio with me, then this person that worked with me was extremely rude to him KIM: Come on.
Come on.
One of my sister's assistants KANYE: Yeah.
KIM: was rude to me.
KANYE: Mm-hmm.
KIM: I don't say anything.
I don't feel a way.
I don't start tweeting.
KANYE: Yeah.
Yeah.
KIM: I don't start going crazy about my sister.
If Rhymefest is your boy that you grew up with and knows your mom KANYE: I'm not saying his reaction was called for.
KIM: Then I would call and be like, "What the (bleep) is wrong with your assistant? She was so rude to me.
" I would just never start tweeting, "You won't give me money for da da da da da.
" That is some serious disturbed (bleep).
For real, you can walk up, you can say hi.
I'm gonna zoom in and write some foul (bleep) on, over his Face.
KANYE: See, that's some KIM: On Snapchat.
KANYE: That's not what we're gonna do.
KIM: That's what I'm gonna do.
KOURTNEY: Hello?! KENDALL: I'm so excited! This house is crazy.
Everyone clap.
KOURTNEY: I don't have time for this.
It's too much.
KIM: I just want to know, what's your rationale in being cool with him? He's not gonna bully me.
KANYE: Bullying? Ain't nobody bullying me.
KIM: I'm not saying he is.
KANYE: Yeah.
I get what you're saying.
(indistinct chatter) KHLOE: We're painting fake abs.
Trying to keep up with you.
TRISTAN: That's awesome.
I gotta go, babe.
KHLOE: Love you, bye.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Oh, wow.
Nice.
Very nice, Khloe.
KHLOE: Am I making them big enough for you? I need to sell a sports bra here, people.
KOURTNEY: Hey.
What are you doing? KHLOE: Just a Good American photo shoot.
KOURTNEY: Just got out of the shower.
I'm going to do a call with GQ.
KHLOE: Fabulous, darling.
Wait, so can you tell me what's going on with Palm Springs? KOURTNEY: Kim can't come 'cause she's in Chicago.
So there's like 14 of us.
KHLOE: Isn't this like a really, like, bougie neighborhood? KOURTNEY: Yeah.
KHLOE: Oh, I was gonna say, "Can we TP people's houses?" but we might get kicked of the community.
KOURTNEY: Yeah, Mom will kill us.
KHLOE: The Kardashians are here! (chuckles) KOURTNEY: We should do Connect Four.
KHLOE: Oh, now you're just getting a little too wild.
Connect Four.
Whoa.
Since Kourtney's dealing with anxiety, we all figured why don't we have a fun, really light girls weekend? Let's go to Palm Springs, have fun and check out the new digs that Kris Jenner got.
I want Kourtney to enjoy being single and focus on her.
No kids, no responsibilities, just let her hair down.
KOURTNEY: Tomorrow will be fun.
Have a good shoot.
Toodle-oo.
KRIS: Hello.
MJ: Hi, there.
KRIS: I wanted to come, mwah, see you.
Why do you have these little coasters everywhere? MJ: 'Cause I want to.
KRIS: Lot of stuff on this table, lot of little stuff.
MJ: Don't worry about it.
KRIS: MJ's been living in Calabasas for a while now, and it's really great.
I can pop in and see her on my way in, on my way out, of anything I do, make sure she's okay and that makes me feel really good.
MJ: I do have one thing for you, though.
This is the other part of our genealogy.
KRIS: Oh, okay.
MJ: So this is the Wyatt part of the family, you know, like Grandma's mother.
KRIS: Mm-hmm.
MJ: And Walter Wyatt, which was Grandma's KRIS: Wait, hold on.
MJ: Mm.
Cute boots.
KRIS: Hmm? MJ: "Hmm?" So, are we through with this? KRIS: Hmm? All right, Mom, I love you.
I'm going over to Kourtney's.
MJ: You're always in a big hurry.
Ah.
KRIS: I love you.
Mwah.
I love you very much.
MJ: I love you.
KRIS: Mwah.
You be good.
(MJ sighs) KHADIJAH: Kourtney, I hope you know that these are what real friends do.
They go on a trip with you when you're single.
KOURTNEY: Oh, thanks.
KHADIJAH: No one else in this car is single, so we're doing this for you.
This is a support system.
KOURTNEY: Well, you know what, guys? I appreciate you enjoying my singleness with me.
(laughter) KHADIJAH: Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for being single.
KOURTNEY: Yes, thank you.
KHLOE: And thank you, Mom, for the house in Palm Springs.
ALL: Yes.
KOURTNEY: Hello?! Hi! (indistinct chatter) KENDALL: I'm so excited! KHLOE: I knew my mom bought a gorgeous house in Palm Springs, I don't think I imagined just how spectacular a house.
KHADIJAH: I don't think you can call it a "house.
" KHLOE: It is breathtaking.
I'm really excited that all you guys are here because Kourtney, I think, really needs to, like, get away, it's her trip, and she's been super, like, anxious lately, but I think she's now single, and even though it's not, like, some wild vacation, I just think it's fun that we're all doing a girls trip.
KHLOE: Girl-guys trip.
KHADIJAH: You can live, there's life after that relationship.
KHLOE: I just like that she's, like, getting out and about.
It's fun.
Oh, my-- Kourtney? Oh, my God! That's that single body.
There's the breakup body! (laughter) NORTH: Mommy, this should be for you.
KIM: Oh, thank you.
Hey, hey, now.
KANYE: What does she want? NORTH: Oh! (grunting) KIM: Oh, my gosh.
Look at those huge lollipops.
Are we gonna go see your house? KANYE: Yeah.
I need to get the keys and all that, everything.
KIM: You should be able to walk right in there without his permission.
It's your home.
He's not gonna bully me.
KANYE: He's not gonna bully me, either.
What you mean? Why you say it like that? KIM: 'Cause I'm saying, like, he's not gonna be nice and we all got love, I get it all, but I don't KANYE: Nah, but you said bullying.
Ain't nobody bullying me.
KIM: I'm not saying he is.
He's acting like, he's not gonna like, talk, keep talking (bleep) to me on Twitter.
Like, he's not gonna KANYE: Yeah.
I get what you're saying.
KIM: I just want to know what's your rationale in being cool with him? KANYE: I'm not rational.
I'm spiritual.
KIM: Okay, but do you understand that, like KANYE: Spirit is love.
KIM: that's so hard to, like KANYE: Spirit is love.
KIM: Yeah.
KANYE: You know I'm about forgiveness.
You know, I'm on that Buddha you know? KIM: Well, I think that, you know, we definitely I see where you're coming from and I want to be as good a person as you are, but KANYE: You want to be mad at somebody.
You just want to be mad at anybody.
KIM: No, I don't, I just get really protective and I'm like, "Oh, no.
" And then you just go forgive them.
How many times is this gonna happen with you two? KANYE: Forgive people forever.
They-- with love, they will grow.
KIM: So wack.
KOURTNEY: We literally broke up the day before.
MAN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KHLOE: I know Kourtney's going through something, but let's focus on what's happening now.
This (bleep) sucks.
KIM: Rhymefest is coming.
KANYE: Yeah, I don't like negativity.
KIM: Yeah.
(doorbell rings) I can't get the door, will you get it? It's your friend.
RHYMEFEST: Yo.
MJ: I'm letting you open the door like a gentleman.
SCOTT: Get me some points on TV.
(MJ chuckles) I've always felt a special bond with MJ over the years.
She's so quick in her wit, like, I just feel like we get each other.
So, I found this really, really cute little tea place.
I felt like it would be the perfect little date for her and I.
This is unbelievable, this little spot.
MJ: The decor is so cute.
SCOTT: I can't believe this even exists.
SCOTT: I think we should come back and get really dressed up.
MJ: I do, too.
We could wear the fancy cos 'Cause you have award clothes.
SCOTT: Yeah, I would have to wear a tux or a suit.
MJ: Do you still have your SCOTT: Of course I do.
MJ: plaid pants and SCOTT: I've got it all.
MJ: Then cool.
SCOTT: We should get really decked out and come.
MJ: We should.
I have a great hat.
SCOTT: Yeah, okay.
(laughs) So, have you adapted fully? From living in San Diego to Calabasas? MJ: Mm-mm.
When Kris started moving all my stuff, I had pneumonia, so I was kind of at a She scooped in.
SCOTT: She knows when to get you.
MJ: It's like if they took your house and said, "We're gonna make this better, Scott, just stand by.
" And they moved everything to a new house SCOTT: But I was already happy.
MJ: Yeah.
But you know what I really resent? She'd say, "Oh, let's go to the mall," and she's like this the whole time.
So I resent that.
I thought, "Why are we going to lunch?" SCOTT: What's the point? MJ: Yeah.
SCOTT: MJ moved all the way to Calabasas to be around everybody, but everybody's so busy, she probably feels like she's being swept under the carpet and not really getting a lot of time with people.
I get where she's coming from.
MJ: You eat cereal? SCOTT: No.
MJ: Why? SCOTT: We'll, like, have scrambled eggs or something MJ: Oh, I love scrambled eggs.
SCOTT: Not more than that.
MJ: Yeah.
SCOTT: I remember the only thing my dad could cook was scrambled eggs.
MJ: That's so cute.
SCOTT: That was the only thing I ever remember MJ: Well, then you should learn it.
SCOTT: I kind of have someone who does it.
MJ: Well I believe in doing things yourself.
SCOTT: All right, I'll learn how to do scrambled eggs this week.
Can you teach me? MJ: Yeah.
SCOTT: All right, so, let's do it.
This week, you teach me how to do scramble MJ: I'll show you how to whisk them.
SCOTT: All you got to do is crack it open and (clicks tongue) Right? MJ: Yeah.
SCOTT: All right.
(MJ chuckles) WOMAN: I love your outfit! KIM: Oh, thank you! Thank you.
Even though it's been kind of a rocky day KANYE: What's good, man? JERALD: Respect, uh, respect.
Respect.
KANYE: Love.
Love.
KIM: I know that Kanye's been really excited about this theater he wants to renovate.
MAN: That's it.
Got it.
KIM: Cool.
So I'm excited to go see it with him.
JERALD: This is my favorite part.
Shine a light up in here, you can see the jewels that are on the ceiling.
KIM: Ooh, there's jewels on the ceiling.
JERALD: largest flying carpet, yeah.
All of these murals depict scenes from King Arthur.
And that's actually Avalon 'cause this was built as the Avalon Theater in 1927.
Transitioned into the new Regal Theater in 1997.
NORTH: Mom, when are we KIM: Wait, let's listen, he's telling us about what it means.
KANYE: What if we changed it changed it back to the Avalon? I love that name.
JERALD: So, dig this, I'm changing it to the Avalon Regal Theater because it spells "art.
" A.
R.
T.
KANYE: Art.
Oh, incredible.
JERALD: Can you dig it? KANYE and JERALD: Yeah.
KIM: This is a really cool theater where a lot of artists would perform in Chicago.
KANYE: I opened up for Jay-Z at the Regal Theater.
KIM: That's so cool.
KANYE: Mm-hmm.
It's really beautiful to be able to give back to the community that helped make me who I am.
JERALD: It's fire, right? KIM: If you guys can, like, redo this, it'll be really cool for the whole city.
KANYE: Yeah.
KHLOE: (gasps) Hi, Mama.
(True snoring) How are you? Baby True.
I love you, Mama.
Have fun on your walk with your cousins.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
Bye, boo.
LARSA: Oh, my God, are you so obsessed? KHLOE: I'm so obsessed.
KOURTNEY: We literally broke up the day before.
MAN: Right.
KOURTNEY: And the next day, that's how you're gonna go act? MAN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KOURTNEY: Like, I don't have time for this.
And it just was too much.
And I was like MAN: Too much.
KOURTNEY: That was another too much and then it just was so many too muches.
KHLOE: This (bleep) sucks.
What the (bleep)? I know Kourtney's upset, but I wish she would be in the moment more and realize that she doesn't need to be in a relationship to be happy.
Let's focus on what's happening now.
Kourtney! Let me tell you, get your fat ass over here.
(Kendall gasps) KENDALL: Oh, my God! What? (laughter) KHADIJAH: We need a blow- dryer! KENDALL: Ah! What do I do? KIM: Hey.
KRIS: Hey.
KIM: What are you doing? KRIS: Just eating dinner.
KIM: Mm-hmm.
KRIS: Is North having fun? KIM: Yeah, she's having She always has, like, so much fun when it's just us.
She, like, loves it, you know? KRIS: Yeah.
KIM: You know, tomorrow morning we're gonna go see the house that Kanye grew up in.
KRIS: Oh, that's cool.
KIM: Yeah, it's cool, but he bought it in the foundation name and then gave the foundation to his friend Rhymefest, that I cussed out on Twitter.
KRIS: Oh, dear.
KIM: And I'm just, like, so annoyed because he just, like, lets all of his, like, friends back in that, like, always publicly talk (bleep) about him and it's like, I've just never, I've just never dealt with close people like that.
Those are like his brothers, you know? KRIS: Yeah.
But the fact that you're back there and you're trying to figure it out, I think it's amazing that you support him and you want to show your daughter his world.
KIM: Well, that's why, that's what I do on a daily is to protect him, and then I get stuck in this, like, circle because I'm like, "I got to take care of the kids, I got to, like, work.
" I have, like, so much to do that I can't, like, babysit him and figure out, like, who's (bleep) him over today and who he's gonna forgive.
Like, I just don't have the energy for it.
It's, it's a lot.
KRIS: Yeah.
KIM: It's so draining.
KRIS: I know.
KIM: I mean, you can have all the love in the world and want to wish everyone well, but it is so frustrating to me to just see him not care and let people, like, walk all over him.
So, I don't know what to do.
KRIS: Forgiveness is an amazing thing.
KIM: Mm-hmm.
KRIS: Yeah.
KIM: I'll figure it out.
KRIS: Okay, well, I'll be here.
KIM: All right, I love you.
Bye.
KRIS: All right, I love you, too.
Bye.
KOURTNEY: You guys, someone save me! KHLOE: Everyone drove up here all for Kourtney and so we are gonna just have a (bleep) ball.
(Kendall screams) MJ: You won't even talk to me.
You go, "Mom, this is business.
" I thought, "Oh, couldn't I have 20 minutes alone with her?" But I don't.
MJ: I don't know your stove.
SCOTT: Same.
MJ: Just like any stove? All right.
SCOTT: I have to say yes, but (MJ chuckles) I really don't know how to make much.
I thought it was literally the nicest, cutest thing that MJ actually wanted to take her time and teach me how to cook some things.
MJ: Crack us four eggs in there.
SCOTT: I've seen this done, but I (MJ laughs) MJ: There.
You did it.
SCOTT: Oh, I'm done.
MJ: Here, put this here.
SCOTT: I knew I had talent.
(MJ chuckles) Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.
MJ: Here, like this.
Get under it.
SCOTT: Wow! (MJ grunting) MJ: Why haven't you learned this? SCOTT: I'll tell you the exact reason, I'm a man.
I'm not sitting in the kitchen.
MJ: Oh, that's, that's very sexist.
SCOTT: Listen, I do a lot for women and people and humanity.
MJ: You turned off the stove, right? SCOTT: Oh.
No.
Beautiful.
I'm an egg maker.
(MJ chuckles) (phone ringing) MJ: Hello.
KRIS: Hi.
Where are you? MJ: Oh, I'm at Scott's.
KRIS: Wait a second, I have to look at something.
SCOTT: She calls just to MJ: You called me.
Hello? KRIS: Hi, just a second.
MJ: No, no, no, no.
You can't do that.
Hello? SCOTT: She's not even listening.
MJ: She's not even on the phone.
SCOTT: I can totally understand now what MJ's talking about.
This is crazy.
I mean, it's her mom.
MJ: Go forth, my dear.
KRIS: I don't know what's happening over there, but I feel like you don't want to hang out with me.
MJ: Well SCOTT: You're literally always on your phone.
KRIS: Oh, nice, Scott.
Okay.
(MJ chuckles) MJ: Do you want go with us to our favorite hangout? KRIS: What? What's your hangout, Mom? MJ: The Cottage Tea Room.
KRIS: That's so cute.
I would love to come with you.
MJ: Be sure to dress up, though.
SCOTT: She better start getting ready now.
MJ: You better call your makeup people right now.
KRIS: Oh, my God.
All right, you guys.
Well, I'll see you later.
MJ: Okay.
KRIS: Bye.
SCOTT: I don't think there's any way Kris is gonna be able to sit through a whole tea without using her phone.
(MJ chuckles) MJ: I can't wait to see how long it takes.
Should we bet on that? SCOTT: Two minutes.
MJ: I'm going five.
You're going two? SCOTT: Yeah.
Two.
(MJ chuckles) MALIKA: You guys, you're not ready for this.
KHLOE: Hold on.
MALIKA: A (bleep) boom box? KHLOE: Okay, let's set it up.
Let's start singing and our voices will get them to come in.
The fact that there's a karaoke machine, it's, of course, Kris Jenner style.
My mom is the queen of drunk karaoke.
(whooping) KRIS: Ah MAN: Oh! KENDALL: Oh! Coming in hot! Coming in hot, people! KOURTNEY: What's going on? I heard the karaoke.
KHLOE: I mean, I know Kourtney's going through something.
(laughter) KOURTNEY: You guys, someone save me! KHLOE: I'm forcing Kourtney to have fun right now, so she sees that she can be single and it's okay.
Just have a (bleep) ball.
KOURTNEY: Odis! (laughter) Odis! We're doing karaoke.
MALIKA: Ooh, can we do "CoCo"? KOURTNEY: Can we do "CoCo"? ODIS: Word.
MALIKA: A thousand bitches have never sang your song for you, (bleep) watch! (whooping) ALL: I'm in love with the coco, coco KHLOE: There's a mic on the floor.
ALL: I'm in love with the coco, coco KHADIJAH: Hey! ALL: I got it for the low, low Cause I'm in love with the coco, coco MALIKA: I'm stealing your hit! ALL: I'm in love with the coco (Kourtney laughs) I got it for the low, low MALIKA: Say what? ALL: I'm in love with the coco.
Hey, hey! (cheering, laughter) KENDALL: Help me.
KHADIJAH: Cheers, guys.
ALL: Cheers.
KOURTNEY: I needed that.
Thanks for coming, you guys.
MALIKA: Yeah.
KHADIJAH: May you stay single long enough for us to do this at least one more time.
(cheering) KOURTNEY: Very well, guys.
(women whooping) (laughs) (echoing chatter) KIM: Northie, look at the water.
NORTH: I just saw a dolphin jump.
KIM: You did? NORTH: Yeah.
(Kanye chuckles) KIM: The one, like, sentiment that I really want to get across like, I hope you know when I talk about your friends, you don't have anyone else around to protect you.
So, I feel like I have to double watch everything, so when I-- it comes from a different perspective.
I'm not, like, being a hater, I'm, like-- like you think I am.
KANYE: Nah, I didn't-- I-I never-- I never thought you were a hater.
I thought you were doing what you felt, and I think that it shows that you care.
Uh, and I-- and I appreciate you for having that perspective.
KIM: Thank you.
KANYE: Yeah.
KIM: My favorite thing about Kanye is that he is a completely free thinker.
KANYE: Yeah, that's beautiful.
I wanted you to be like, "Man, you know, his (bleep) is bomb," no.
(both laugh) KIM: No, um, I think it's just good that he hears me out and we're having this conversation.
I think it's gonna shape the way that he deals with his friends, but I know that Kanye is always gonna be Kanye and I'm never trying to change that.
I mean, that's who I fell in love with.
KANYE: Who's your favorite husband? (both laugh) KIM: You.
Next time Rhymefest is in L.
A.
, I'd love to sit down with him and talk face-to-face.
KANYE: Yeah.
Uh, yeah, here we are.
Pull up right here, stop, stop, stop.
This right here.
NORTH: Where are we going, Daddy? KIM: This one right here.
Look at the hearts, North.
NORTH: Ah! KANYE: So there used to be ch-- uh, cherries on this tree, or grapes.
I remember being back here when the Reebok Pumps and the Nike Pumps came out, explaining to my friends how the pump technology work.
I ain't have no idea, I would just be like, "Yo, and see, when you pump it, then you drive fast," you know, how, like, kids, like "Or you run extra fast when you pump it up.
" KIM: It's so special that North gets to see that life that Kanye lived that really made him who he is.
KANYE: I love you, Northie.
KIM: That was really cool to see.
Wait, can someone take a pic of me with them? MAN: Yeah, sure.
KIM: Thanks.
How cool is this? RHYMEFEST: Thought we was friends.
KANYE: You can't make positive by doing negative.
RHYMEFEST: Kanye is from a village.
Our dear brother turned his back on the village.
LARSA: This is the life, Kourt.
KOURTNEY: So good.
LARSA: My-- it's so hot, I'm dying.
(Kourtney gasps) What? A bee? Ooh.
KOURTNEY: Ah! Oh, my God.
LARSA: Move.
KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.
LARSA: Oh! (laughs) KOURTNEY: I swear to God, was that not the biggest bee? LARSA: No, it legit was about to attack you.
KOURTNEY: Was that a huge bumblebee? LARSA: Yeah.
I've never seen you move that fast.
KOURTNEY: It was literally trying to kill me.
LARSA: You are hilarious, I swear.
KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.
Those are, like, the bees that you die from, right? LARSA: I don't know.
KHLOE: The bees you die from? KOURTNEY: There are some, they-- aren't they called killer bees? LARSA: I don't know if that means they're gonna kill you.
(chuckles) KOURTNEY: Ah I feel so much better, I've been feeling so anxious.
LARSA: Yeah.
KOURTNEY: But now I feel-- I feel like I needed this trip to get away.
I love that we have this house now.
LARSA: Mm-hmm.
KOURTNEY: I am the kind of person-- I feel like I'm usually better when I'm in a relationship, but I feel good.
LARSA: Mm-hmm.
KOURTNEY: It's almost like It's an anxiety, but it's also, like, an excitement.
It's not necessarily LARSA: Like, the new chapter? KOURTNEY: At some moments, it's I feel like, you know, I-I've feel like I've gone through already, like, the sad and the like, I feel good.
LARSA: Yeah.
KOURTNEY: I feel happy, I feel like this is where I'm meant to be.
I don't have regrets.
LARSA: Yeah.
KOURTNEY: I feel like I gave it my 100%.
LARSA: Mm-hmm.
KOURTNEY: I'm feeling much better and, you know, as scary as this might be, I'm really ready.
It's kind of like, God has a plan and just trusting.
This is the first time I've really been single in a long time, so I'm just going to embrace it and really enjoy the time to myself and focusing on my kids and myself.
I'm excited for the future.
(laughs) KHLOE: I mean, I feel like, from the looks of everything, the breakup blues are nowhere in sight.
KOURTNEY: What breakup blues? KHLOE: It worked! (both laugh) KOURTNEY: What a trip, guys.
KENDALL: That was LARSA: So fun.
KENDALL: so fun.
KOURTNEY: That was so fun.
MJ: Hello.
We're here with a vengeance.
How are you? HOST: Welcome back.
Oh, you're looking dapper today.
SCOTT: Oh, yeah.
MJ: You told us to dress up.
HOST: My goodness, the style.
SCOTT: Thank you.
HOST: Got you the best table.
SCOTT: Very excited.
KRIS: This is so great.
SCOTT: Do you love it? KRIS: I love it.
SCOTT: Where does everybody want to sit? Let's get this party started.
(MJ chuckles) SCOTT: MJ, you look marvelous.
MJ: Well, thank you, darling.
SCOTT: Wow.
MJ: Thank you so much.
SCOTT: See, this is what we should be doing with our time.
MJ: Enjoying each other.
SCOTT: Yeah.
MJ: I'm so glad you could just settle down and spend some time with us, and we agreed that we're all gonna put our phones in a pile and not touch them.
KRIS: Got it.
MJ: So remember which is yours.
SCOTT: The one that rings.
(MJ chuckles) KRIS: Who knew this is what you and MJ have been up to all this time? SCOTT: I have to dress it up for her.
KRIS: You do.
I take you out and you're in sweats and a hoodie, but for MJ, you pull out all the stops.
SCOTT: Yes, all the stops.
KRIS: Yeah.
I'm a little jealous that you guys hang out together.
I'm not gonna lie.
SCOTT: Well, you're always invited, you're just always too busy.
MJ: We can't take you anywhere, that's why.
(chuckles) SCOTT: She does bring up a good point.
We were worried you were gonna do business.
MJ: I'm not trying to say poor me, but poor me.
SCOTT: Yeah, I'll say it for you.
I think MJ's just excited to have some quality time with you.
MJ: Absolutely.
SCOTT: And I think, you know, she hasn't really vocalized it enough, but I think she felt like you kind of moved her life to be closer, and then she kind of feels like MJ: While I had pneumonia.
SCOTT: you don't even have time KRIS: Aw, Mom.
SCOTT: when you're here for her and she sometimes doesn't understand why did I just move my whole life if you're not gonna spend the time that you thought you were gonna be able to spend with her? MJ: I can't, I can't talk to you.
You go, "Mom, this is business.
" And you won't even talk to me, and I thought, "Oh, good, I have 20 minutes alone with her," but I don't.
KRIS: I didn't realize that MJ feels like I don't pay attention to her.
That's like time-shaming.
MJ (chuckling): Time-shaming.
SCOTT: You guys heard of time-sharing? Time-shaming.
KRIS: It makes me really, really sad that she SCOTT: Aw.
KRIS: thinks I don't give her enough attention.
SCOTT: Yeah.
I think you try.
KRIS: I have to try harder.
I get it.
SCOTT: I know you do.
KYLIE: Kimberly.
I'm in your house, ready to go.
KIM: Hi.
How are you? Okay.
Okay, so I KYLIE: So I, so I like one.
KIM: Okay.
KYLIE: A lot.
You already-- You know the ones you like? KIM: Yeah.
This one, I feel like I got to smell.
I feel like it has potential.
KYLIE: Mmm.
KIM: What we found online is that this ML, this looks obviously better, like, on your counter.
KYLIE: Mm-hmm.
KIM: And I feel like it's even cuter for people to take pics like this, like KYLIE: Yeah.
That's KIM: And it'll actually fit.
This one, like, is more of a joke, you know? KYLIE: Cute.
Let's just go with the small one.
KIM: Wait, I want to show you something.
KYLIE: Ooh! DOCTOR: There's the strong heartbeat right there.
KIM: Isn't that crazy? KYLIE: Wow.
That is so exciting.
KIM: I'm low-key freaking out.
KYLIE: Why? KIM: I didn't think it was gonna, like, happen.
I thought, like, "Oh, it probably won't even take, so, like, who cares?" You know? We'll try it.
And now that it is, the two little ones are gonna be a year apart.
KYLIE: That's amazing.
KIM: Yeah, I'm not gonna tell any of my friends.
I'm gonna tell your friends 'cause your friends are the ones that keep it quiet, so I'm not gonna-- if I have to tell anyone, I'm gonna call your friends.
KYLIE: Yeah, of course.
KIM: Do you know who I think our informant is? KYLIE: Hmm? KIM: North.
KYLIE: What do you mean? She tells everybody? KIM: She appar-- A mom at school texts me and goes, "Congrats, I heard you're having a baby brother," and I go, "What?" And I go, "Oh, that," and she goes, "Yeah, North is going around saying she finally has a baby brother so Saint won't bother her anymore.
" KYLIE: Stop.
KIM: And I was like, "Oh, that's just her dream.
Hahaha.
" And, like, she's the one this whole time.
KYLIE: Stop.
That is crazy.
What're you gonna do? KIM: I mean, nothing.
I mean, I-I killed it.
KYLIE: I'm just kidding.
I'm just KIM: No, but I killed the rumor.
(both laugh) KRIS: Do you have some scissors? And I need a cube of butter and your rolling pin.
KHLOE: Oh, I got it, I'm your sous chef.
Here you go, madame.
(Kris chuckles) Hi, MJ! MJ: Hi.
KRIS: Hi, Mom.
KHLOE: Look at you in your Burberry.
KRIS: We're making cheesecake.
Beautiful, beautiful.
MJ: This brings back a lot of memories.
KHLOE: (chuckles) Does it? MJ: Yeah.
KRIS: You're so cute, MJ.
I feel like you like it when we spend time together.
MJ: I do love it.
KRIS: Sometimes I'm running around and I'm trying to figure out, like, running here, running there, working, filming, and you forget that I MJ: You are busy.
KRIS: Well, I don't mean to be, like, I want to give you MJ: Well, I think you mean to be.
(chuckling) KRIS: I think one-on-one time and being present in the moment is really important.
MJ: Very important.
KHLOE: I love being present.
KRIS: What is this stool you have in your kitchen? Is it good on your knees? KHLOE: This is how I go if I need to go from, like, pot to pot.
MJ: I need that.
KHLOE: Ta! KRIS: I never want my mom to think I'm not paying attention to her because if my kids did that to me, I would be devastated.
I just want to make sure she knows I'm pulled in so many different directions and I'm just doing the best I can and I never want her to feel anything but loved.
La, la, la, la KHLOE: Oh, my sandal.
KRIS: La, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
KHLOE: Not even-- Whoa! KIM: You know, I'm really happy that Rhymefest is coming.
I'm like, definitely in a more calm place then I was when we were in Chicago, where I feel like, "I'm gonna slap this-- I'm gonna punch him in the face.
" Like, I'm just way more Zen now.
KANYE: Yeah, I just want him to know that we're talking about this, so it's not just another public thing that just (doorbell rings) brings it up again in, like, a negative way, 'cause I don't like negativity.
KIM: Yeah.
I can't get the door.
Will you get it? It's your friend.
RHYMEFEST: Yo.
KANYE: What's good, bro? RHYMEFEST: What up? KANYE: Good.
Chillin'.
RHYMEFEST: Hello.
KIM: Hi.
RHYMEFEST: Hey, hey.
KIM: How are you? RHYMEFEST: Good, good, good.
Good to see you.
Oh, you want me to sit right here? KIM: Yeah, wherever.
Um when we came to Chicago, I was really angry, so I just think we should have a conversation about it, so that all of our sides are out there and it's just really fair.
RHYMEFEST: I agree.
Heal-Healing.
It's for healing.
Yeah, yeah.
KIM: So, from my perspective, I grew up with all the same friends being my same best friends from when I was in preschool.
Not one of my friends has ever spoken out about me.
He can't really say no to people.
If they ask him financial questions, if they ask him for any kind of help and, sometimes, I think it's, like, to a fault where he'll hurt himself and then he won't have something financially and he's struggling.
RHYMEFEST: Well, I-I-I just want to, I-I want to, um, make it clear, um Nah, it wasn't about money.
It's, it is deeper than that because-because we are friends.
KIM: Okay.
RHYMEFEST: Kanye wanted me to help work on the album, and I said, "Yeah, I'll help work," and he said, "Well, what do you want?" And it wasn't about money.
It was like, "Yo, I want you to tweet out what we're doing about Donda's House.
" And I kept telling you, "Kanye, I need you to do this.
Come on, we got to do that, do this.
" Kanye is from a village and-and the village was feeling like our dear brother You know what I'm saying? Turned his back on the village.
And so, I struck out.
It's-it's 'cause me and you have been talking about peace.
KANYE: You can't make positive by doing negative.
You could've said, "Hey, can I call you? I want to just talk to you directly before I say something, you know.
" KIM: I just think if Kanye said, like, "I can't deal with Donda's House right now," to me, that means in all capacities.
RHYMEFEST: Yeah, but that was after he said he would.
KANYE: But even if I said I would KIM: That's what I didn't know.
KANYE: I was going through some (bleep).
RHYMEFEST: Yeah, but it was all negative.
KANYE: Yeah, the (bleep) I was going through, that's why it's called going through some (bleep) 'cause it's negative.
(Rhymefest laughs) What you talking about? KIM: You guys can go through all the (bleep) in the world.
You guys have been friends for decades, but I wish that you guys could have that in private because so much is public.
RHYMEFEST: This is where I will take accountability.
I could've reacted better.
There's no good excuse.
KIM: And I wish that I wasn't tweeting.
RHYMEFEST: I think there's hurt on both sides and strikes on both sides, like, "How can I get him to see me or hear me?" Like, we-- I thought we was friends, but-but-but what you're saying, and I get it, there's a better way to handle these things.
KIM: Totally.
RHYMEFEST: I bought you a gift.
KIM: Oh, my God.
RHYMEFEST: So I'm into crystals.
KIM: So am I.
RHYMEFEST: It's a Herkimer diamond.
KIM: Oh, my God.
RHYMEFEST: And it's for, it's for good feeling, for manifestations, whatever it is you're trying to get, whatever journey you're going on.
KIM: Thank you.
I love that.
That's so nice of you.
Thank you.
It's good that we all have, like, calm, understanding conversation.
That's really nice of you.
RHYMEFEST: Because you love him, I love you.
Like, you know, and families go through things.
KIM: Totally.
I just think that everyone should communicate to each other and not on social media, and I think you just get so much more done if you have a conversation.
KANYE: We are love.
RHYMEFEST: Love.
KIM: That's really cool.
He is thinking of moving to Chicago.
MASON: Your whole family's here.
KIM: Uprooting the kids I'm freaking out.
SCOTT: You're not serious.
KIM: No, I think he is serious.
I'm literally trying the best that I can to be there for everyone Hey, hey, hey, don't press any of that.
and sometimes I'm just, like, oh, my like, I just need a minute.
I don't have any much more to give.
SCOTT: If it's a family trip, of course I don't want to miss out on those time.
KOURTNEY: I don't want to, like, give mixed messages.
SCOTT: Mixed messages of what? BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS
I'm not just a TV show.
Like, this is my life.
KENDALL: You'll put me down just to make yourself not look lame.
KIM: Moving to Chicago might be my breaking point.
KHLOE: My family was ruined! KRIS: Here's to Jordyn and Kylie! (all whooping) KHLOE: Tristan might love me, whatever that means; he has no respect for me whatsoever.
KHLOE: How many people have you been in love with? KOURTNEY: One.
SCOTT: I didn't think that I was gonna have happiness again.
KHLOE: Liar! KRIS: We just can't seem to catch a break.
KHLOE: You called me and said that you were the watchdog.
KYLIE: I just hope that there's a light at the end of this tunnel, but I don't see it right now.
ALL: Yeah! KIM: We're having a baby.
(all cheering) KHLOE: True is the best thing that's happened to me.
Ever.
KENDALL: It's difficult.
Nothing is private.
Everyone feels like they have the right to talk about you, even though they have absolutely no idea what's going on.
KHLOE: Sometimes the world forgets just to be kind and that we're all going through something.
(sniffles) Maybe just be a little more understanding, 'cause it (bleep) sucks.
KIM: You ready? (chuckles) KANYE: Yeah.
KIM: So, if you want to, like, look up.
KANYE: Oh.
This is my first time doing this.
I'm not actually attempting to do good, I just (laughing) Like, part of the reason why I even thought about or considered doing this, um this recording, like, what do you call, what do you call-- it's an interview? PRODUCER: Interview.
KANYE: this interview is The The KIM: Why? KANYE: It starts off with the interviews.
The superheroes are giving interviews.
The wife got a big butt, and I just see our life becoming The until we can finally fly.
(laughs) (laughter) KIM: (laughs) What? KHLOE: Scott, how was it seeing the Palm Springs house? KIM: Oh, yeah.
Tell us.
MASON: There's, like, a golf course down there that you can run the sprinklers.
KHLOE: Me and KiKi, and your mom MASON: Yeah.
KHLOE: They used to turn on the sprinklers in Palm Springs 'cause it was so hot, and we would run through them all.
My mom bought a family vacation home in Palm Springs, and I think that is so cool.
Our entire childhood we had a vacation house there.
We would drive up every weekend, and we have so many memories in Palm Springs, so I think it's awesome that all the kids get to have the same kind of memories.
KIM: Come here.
(whispering) KANYE: Yeah.
KIM: We have an announcement to make.
KHLOE: Oh, my God.
What? (Kim whispering) KIM: We're having a baby.
(all whooping) SCOTT: Hey! KRIS: No! MASON: Another one! (laughter) KIM: We're having a boy.
KHLOE: I'm so happy for you.
KRIS: Congratulations, you guys.
Oh, my God! PRODUCER: Are you excited for your fourth kid? KANYE: Yeah.
I'm pleased.
I stopped using the word "excited.
" (stifled laughter) KIM: I'm very happy.
KANYE: Yeah.
KIM: I feel like the energy is gonna be really balanced out.
Saint happens to be one of my favorite human beings.
KANYE: I don't think it's good when, like, parents be like, "This is my favorite child.
" KIM: I think it changes.
I mean, it's reality.
I was my mom's favorite for a good decade, and now it's Kylie.
KANYE: I don't think you should play favorites with kids.
KIM: Well, they would never know that, I'm just saying.
KANYE: Oh, yeah, they just watch this, be like, "Oh.
" KIM: But, you guys, it's really top secret.
We don't want anyone to know until it happens.
PENELOPE: We're getting a new baby? SCOTT: Yeah.
PENELOPE: North! Kiki's getting You're getting another baby! NORTH: I know.
COREY: She said, "I know.
" (Corey laughs) KRIS: Oh, my God.
(laughter) KRIS: You have to show True the movie with the two dogs that eats the spaghetti together.
Lady and the Tramp? KRIS: Yes! They have a French accent.
KHLOE: You know spaghetti is more Italian.
KRIS: Oh, they're Italian, the dogs are Italian.
KHLOE: But they're not.
KRIS: Oh.
KHLOE: Mm-mm.
It's been a few months.
Me and Tristan are great, and I am loving being a mommy.
It's bittersweet; I love seeing every milestone with her, but I feel like she grows like, in one week she's a completely different baby.
KRIS: That's all you're eating? KOURTNEY: Yeah, I'm so anxious, I just can't eat.
KRIS: Why are you anxious? KHLOE: Anxious about what? KOURTNEY: Life.
KHLOE: But what are you anxious about? KRIS: Yeah, but give us the reason.
KOURTNEY: I'm just anxious at all times.
I don't know.
KHLOE: Oh, my God, who just says that? KOURTNEY: And then I saw Scott 'cause I go, "I've been been crying all morning," and then Scott was like, "You should be celebrating that that guy's out of your life.
" KHLOE: Hear, hear.
KOURTNEY: I got out of a relationship, and have been feeling a lot of anxiety.
When I'm in a relationship, there's, like, this sense of security, and when I'm single, it's like, I just don't like the unknown, and I really don't do well with change.
I've been trying doing Reiki to get rid of some of the bad energy, but nothing's really helping.
KIM: Northie, this is Chicago.
This is where Daddy grew up.
NORTH: I like the air.
KIM: You like the air? Kanye's in Chicago working on his new album, just working on so many projects out there, like tech stuff, architecture, his whole Yeezy office is out there.
KANYE: Ah ha ha.
Who's this pretty girl? KIM: I am bringing North so that she can see where her dad grew up, and he can show us around.
ASSISTANT: Just so you know, we're good at 4:30 at the Regal if you want.
KANYE: Yeah, so, we're, um, re-refurbishing the Regal, which is a Chicago landmark.
It's like our Apollo and it's on 79th Street, which is the street I grew up on.
KIM: That's so cool.
KANYE: So we can go by the Regal, that'd be fire, and then we can go by my mom's house.
KIM: Yeah.
KANYE: Yeah.
But you know who we gotta get to let us in? KIM: Kanye decided to start an organization after his mother passed away called "Donda's House" that would really help the youth in Chicago.
He had his friend, Rhymefest, that he's known for a long time, head that foundation.
And when Kanye was going through that tough financial time, he was in debt, and he didn't have the means to really take care of it anymore, Rhymefest wanted to take full responsibility of it, and then all of a sudden Rhymefest, you know, was publicly tweeting that Kanye does nothing for Donda's House.
It's still your house.
He can leave the key.
We don't need to see his face.
You don't want me to see him.
KANYE: Well, we got love, babe.
KIM: I'm letting you know.
I-- You got love.
I-I don't have all the love.
My problem that I had with Rhymefest is that he was using your mom to (bleep) talk you and that's where I drew the line.
He was saying, "You have failed Donda's House.
" Your mother's name.
(Kanye stammers) He didn't respect it, so I was being protective.
I tweeted.
KANYE: But you know why he did it, though? KIM: Why? KANYE: I had an assistant that was rude to Rhymefest.
We were connecting.
KIM: No.
KANYE: No, let me finish what I'm saying.
Because we were connecting and bonding, and he came to the studio with me, then this person that worked with me was extremely rude to him KIM: Come on.
Come on.
One of my sister's assistants KANYE: Yeah.
KIM: was rude to me.
KANYE: Mm-hmm.
KIM: I don't say anything.
I don't feel a way.
I don't start tweeting.
KANYE: Yeah.
Yeah.
KIM: I don't start going crazy about my sister.
If Rhymefest is your boy that you grew up with and knows your mom KANYE: I'm not saying his reaction was called for.
KIM: Then I would call and be like, "What the (bleep) is wrong with your assistant? She was so rude to me.
" I would just never start tweeting, "You won't give me money for da da da da da.
" That is some serious disturbed (bleep).
For real, you can walk up, you can say hi.
I'm gonna zoom in and write some foul (bleep) on, over his Face.
KANYE: See, that's some KIM: On Snapchat.
KANYE: That's not what we're gonna do.
KIM: That's what I'm gonna do.
KOURTNEY: Hello?! KENDALL: I'm so excited! This house is crazy.
Everyone clap.
KOURTNEY: I don't have time for this.
It's too much.
KIM: I just want to know, what's your rationale in being cool with him? He's not gonna bully me.
KANYE: Bullying? Ain't nobody bullying me.
KIM: I'm not saying he is.
KANYE: Yeah.
I get what you're saying.
(indistinct chatter) KHLOE: We're painting fake abs.
Trying to keep up with you.
TRISTAN: That's awesome.
I gotta go, babe.
KHLOE: Love you, bye.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Oh, wow.
Nice.
Very nice, Khloe.
KHLOE: Am I making them big enough for you? I need to sell a sports bra here, people.
KOURTNEY: Hey.
What are you doing? KHLOE: Just a Good American photo shoot.
KOURTNEY: Just got out of the shower.
I'm going to do a call with GQ.
KHLOE: Fabulous, darling.
Wait, so can you tell me what's going on with Palm Springs? KOURTNEY: Kim can't come 'cause she's in Chicago.
So there's like 14 of us.
KHLOE: Isn't this like a really, like, bougie neighborhood? KOURTNEY: Yeah.
KHLOE: Oh, I was gonna say, "Can we TP people's houses?" but we might get kicked of the community.
KOURTNEY: Yeah, Mom will kill us.
KHLOE: The Kardashians are here! (chuckles) KOURTNEY: We should do Connect Four.
KHLOE: Oh, now you're just getting a little too wild.
Connect Four.
Whoa.
Since Kourtney's dealing with anxiety, we all figured why don't we have a fun, really light girls weekend? Let's go to Palm Springs, have fun and check out the new digs that Kris Jenner got.
I want Kourtney to enjoy being single and focus on her.
No kids, no responsibilities, just let her hair down.
KOURTNEY: Tomorrow will be fun.
Have a good shoot.
Toodle-oo.
KRIS: Hello.
MJ: Hi, there.
KRIS: I wanted to come, mwah, see you.
Why do you have these little coasters everywhere? MJ: 'Cause I want to.
KRIS: Lot of stuff on this table, lot of little stuff.
MJ: Don't worry about it.
KRIS: MJ's been living in Calabasas for a while now, and it's really great.
I can pop in and see her on my way in, on my way out, of anything I do, make sure she's okay and that makes me feel really good.
MJ: I do have one thing for you, though.
This is the other part of our genealogy.
KRIS: Oh, okay.
MJ: So this is the Wyatt part of the family, you know, like Grandma's mother.
KRIS: Mm-hmm.
MJ: And Walter Wyatt, which was Grandma's KRIS: Wait, hold on.
MJ: Mm.
Cute boots.
KRIS: Hmm? MJ: "Hmm?" So, are we through with this? KRIS: Hmm? All right, Mom, I love you.
I'm going over to Kourtney's.
MJ: You're always in a big hurry.
Ah.
KRIS: I love you.
Mwah.
I love you very much.
MJ: I love you.
KRIS: Mwah.
You be good.
(MJ sighs) KHADIJAH: Kourtney, I hope you know that these are what real friends do.
They go on a trip with you when you're single.
KOURTNEY: Oh, thanks.
KHADIJAH: No one else in this car is single, so we're doing this for you.
This is a support system.
KOURTNEY: Well, you know what, guys? I appreciate you enjoying my singleness with me.
(laughter) KHADIJAH: Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for being single.
KOURTNEY: Yes, thank you.
KHLOE: And thank you, Mom, for the house in Palm Springs.
ALL: Yes.
KOURTNEY: Hello?! Hi! (indistinct chatter) KENDALL: I'm so excited! KHLOE: I knew my mom bought a gorgeous house in Palm Springs, I don't think I imagined just how spectacular a house.
KHADIJAH: I don't think you can call it a "house.
" KHLOE: It is breathtaking.
I'm really excited that all you guys are here because Kourtney, I think, really needs to, like, get away, it's her trip, and she's been super, like, anxious lately, but I think she's now single, and even though it's not, like, some wild vacation, I just think it's fun that we're all doing a girls trip.
KHLOE: Girl-guys trip.
KHADIJAH: You can live, there's life after that relationship.
KHLOE: I just like that she's, like, getting out and about.
It's fun.
Oh, my-- Kourtney? Oh, my God! That's that single body.
There's the breakup body! (laughter) NORTH: Mommy, this should be for you.
KIM: Oh, thank you.
Hey, hey, now.
KANYE: What does she want? NORTH: Oh! (grunting) KIM: Oh, my gosh.
Look at those huge lollipops.
Are we gonna go see your house? KANYE: Yeah.
I need to get the keys and all that, everything.
KIM: You should be able to walk right in there without his permission.
It's your home.
He's not gonna bully me.
KANYE: He's not gonna bully me, either.
What you mean? Why you say it like that? KIM: 'Cause I'm saying, like, he's not gonna be nice and we all got love, I get it all, but I don't KANYE: Nah, but you said bullying.
Ain't nobody bullying me.
KIM: I'm not saying he is.
He's acting like, he's not gonna like, talk, keep talking (bleep) to me on Twitter.
Like, he's not gonna KANYE: Yeah.
I get what you're saying.
KIM: I just want to know what's your rationale in being cool with him? KANYE: I'm not rational.
I'm spiritual.
KIM: Okay, but do you understand that, like KANYE: Spirit is love.
KIM: that's so hard to, like KANYE: Spirit is love.
KIM: Yeah.
KANYE: You know I'm about forgiveness.
You know, I'm on that Buddha you know? KIM: Well, I think that, you know, we definitely I see where you're coming from and I want to be as good a person as you are, but KANYE: You want to be mad at somebody.
You just want to be mad at anybody.
KIM: No, I don't, I just get really protective and I'm like, "Oh, no.
" And then you just go forgive them.
How many times is this gonna happen with you two? KANYE: Forgive people forever.
They-- with love, they will grow.
KIM: So wack.
KOURTNEY: We literally broke up the day before.
MAN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KHLOE: I know Kourtney's going through something, but let's focus on what's happening now.
This (bleep) sucks.
KIM: Rhymefest is coming.
KANYE: Yeah, I don't like negativity.
KIM: Yeah.
(doorbell rings) I can't get the door, will you get it? It's your friend.
RHYMEFEST: Yo.
MJ: I'm letting you open the door like a gentleman.
SCOTT: Get me some points on TV.
(MJ chuckles) I've always felt a special bond with MJ over the years.
She's so quick in her wit, like, I just feel like we get each other.
So, I found this really, really cute little tea place.
I felt like it would be the perfect little date for her and I.
This is unbelievable, this little spot.
MJ: The decor is so cute.
SCOTT: I can't believe this even exists.
SCOTT: I think we should come back and get really dressed up.
MJ: I do, too.
We could wear the fancy cos 'Cause you have award clothes.
SCOTT: Yeah, I would have to wear a tux or a suit.
MJ: Do you still have your SCOTT: Of course I do.
MJ: plaid pants and SCOTT: I've got it all.
MJ: Then cool.
SCOTT: We should get really decked out and come.
MJ: We should.
I have a great hat.
SCOTT: Yeah, okay.
(laughs) So, have you adapted fully? From living in San Diego to Calabasas? MJ: Mm-mm.
When Kris started moving all my stuff, I had pneumonia, so I was kind of at a She scooped in.
SCOTT: She knows when to get you.
MJ: It's like if they took your house and said, "We're gonna make this better, Scott, just stand by.
" And they moved everything to a new house SCOTT: But I was already happy.
MJ: Yeah.
But you know what I really resent? She'd say, "Oh, let's go to the mall," and she's like this the whole time.
So I resent that.
I thought, "Why are we going to lunch?" SCOTT: What's the point? MJ: Yeah.
SCOTT: MJ moved all the way to Calabasas to be around everybody, but everybody's so busy, she probably feels like she's being swept under the carpet and not really getting a lot of time with people.
I get where she's coming from.
MJ: You eat cereal? SCOTT: No.
MJ: Why? SCOTT: We'll, like, have scrambled eggs or something MJ: Oh, I love scrambled eggs.
SCOTT: Not more than that.
MJ: Yeah.
SCOTT: I remember the only thing my dad could cook was scrambled eggs.
MJ: That's so cute.
SCOTT: That was the only thing I ever remember MJ: Well, then you should learn it.
SCOTT: I kind of have someone who does it.
MJ: Well I believe in doing things yourself.
SCOTT: All right, I'll learn how to do scrambled eggs this week.
Can you teach me? MJ: Yeah.
SCOTT: All right, so, let's do it.
This week, you teach me how to do scramble MJ: I'll show you how to whisk them.
SCOTT: All you got to do is crack it open and (clicks tongue) Right? MJ: Yeah.
SCOTT: All right.
(MJ chuckles) WOMAN: I love your outfit! KIM: Oh, thank you! Thank you.
Even though it's been kind of a rocky day KANYE: What's good, man? JERALD: Respect, uh, respect.
Respect.
KANYE: Love.
Love.
KIM: I know that Kanye's been really excited about this theater he wants to renovate.
MAN: That's it.
Got it.
KIM: Cool.
So I'm excited to go see it with him.
JERALD: This is my favorite part.
Shine a light up in here, you can see the jewels that are on the ceiling.
KIM: Ooh, there's jewels on the ceiling.
JERALD: largest flying carpet, yeah.
All of these murals depict scenes from King Arthur.
And that's actually Avalon 'cause this was built as the Avalon Theater in 1927.
Transitioned into the new Regal Theater in 1997.
NORTH: Mom, when are we KIM: Wait, let's listen, he's telling us about what it means.
KANYE: What if we changed it changed it back to the Avalon? I love that name.
JERALD: So, dig this, I'm changing it to the Avalon Regal Theater because it spells "art.
" A.
R.
T.
KANYE: Art.
Oh, incredible.
JERALD: Can you dig it? KANYE and JERALD: Yeah.
KIM: This is a really cool theater where a lot of artists would perform in Chicago.
KANYE: I opened up for Jay-Z at the Regal Theater.
KIM: That's so cool.
KANYE: Mm-hmm.
It's really beautiful to be able to give back to the community that helped make me who I am.
JERALD: It's fire, right? KIM: If you guys can, like, redo this, it'll be really cool for the whole city.
KANYE: Yeah.
KHLOE: (gasps) Hi, Mama.
(True snoring) How are you? Baby True.
I love you, Mama.
Have fun on your walk with your cousins.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
Bye, boo.
LARSA: Oh, my God, are you so obsessed? KHLOE: I'm so obsessed.
KOURTNEY: We literally broke up the day before.
MAN: Right.
KOURTNEY: And the next day, that's how you're gonna go act? MAN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KOURTNEY: Like, I don't have time for this.
And it just was too much.
And I was like MAN: Too much.
KOURTNEY: That was another too much and then it just was so many too muches.
KHLOE: This (bleep) sucks.
What the (bleep)? I know Kourtney's upset, but I wish she would be in the moment more and realize that she doesn't need to be in a relationship to be happy.
Let's focus on what's happening now.
Kourtney! Let me tell you, get your fat ass over here.
(Kendall gasps) KENDALL: Oh, my God! What? (laughter) KHADIJAH: We need a blow- dryer! KENDALL: Ah! What do I do? KIM: Hey.
KRIS: Hey.
KIM: What are you doing? KRIS: Just eating dinner.
KIM: Mm-hmm.
KRIS: Is North having fun? KIM: Yeah, she's having She always has, like, so much fun when it's just us.
She, like, loves it, you know? KRIS: Yeah.
KIM: You know, tomorrow morning we're gonna go see the house that Kanye grew up in.
KRIS: Oh, that's cool.
KIM: Yeah, it's cool, but he bought it in the foundation name and then gave the foundation to his friend Rhymefest, that I cussed out on Twitter.
KRIS: Oh, dear.
KIM: And I'm just, like, so annoyed because he just, like, lets all of his, like, friends back in that, like, always publicly talk (bleep) about him and it's like, I've just never, I've just never dealt with close people like that.
Those are like his brothers, you know? KRIS: Yeah.
But the fact that you're back there and you're trying to figure it out, I think it's amazing that you support him and you want to show your daughter his world.
KIM: Well, that's why, that's what I do on a daily is to protect him, and then I get stuck in this, like, circle because I'm like, "I got to take care of the kids, I got to, like, work.
" I have, like, so much to do that I can't, like, babysit him and figure out, like, who's (bleep) him over today and who he's gonna forgive.
Like, I just don't have the energy for it.
It's, it's a lot.
KRIS: Yeah.
KIM: It's so draining.
KRIS: I know.
KIM: I mean, you can have all the love in the world and want to wish everyone well, but it is so frustrating to me to just see him not care and let people, like, walk all over him.
So, I don't know what to do.
KRIS: Forgiveness is an amazing thing.
KIM: Mm-hmm.
KRIS: Yeah.
KIM: I'll figure it out.
KRIS: Okay, well, I'll be here.
KIM: All right, I love you.
Bye.
KRIS: All right, I love you, too.
Bye.
KOURTNEY: You guys, someone save me! KHLOE: Everyone drove up here all for Kourtney and so we are gonna just have a (bleep) ball.
(Kendall screams) MJ: You won't even talk to me.
You go, "Mom, this is business.
" I thought, "Oh, couldn't I have 20 minutes alone with her?" But I don't.
MJ: I don't know your stove.
SCOTT: Same.
MJ: Just like any stove? All right.
SCOTT: I have to say yes, but (MJ chuckles) I really don't know how to make much.
I thought it was literally the nicest, cutest thing that MJ actually wanted to take her time and teach me how to cook some things.
MJ: Crack us four eggs in there.
SCOTT: I've seen this done, but I (MJ laughs) MJ: There.
You did it.
SCOTT: Oh, I'm done.
MJ: Here, put this here.
SCOTT: I knew I had talent.
(MJ chuckles) Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.
MJ: Here, like this.
Get under it.
SCOTT: Wow! (MJ grunting) MJ: Why haven't you learned this? SCOTT: I'll tell you the exact reason, I'm a man.
I'm not sitting in the kitchen.
MJ: Oh, that's, that's very sexist.
SCOTT: Listen, I do a lot for women and people and humanity.
MJ: You turned off the stove, right? SCOTT: Oh.
No.
Beautiful.
I'm an egg maker.
(MJ chuckles) (phone ringing) MJ: Hello.
KRIS: Hi.
Where are you? MJ: Oh, I'm at Scott's.
KRIS: Wait a second, I have to look at something.
SCOTT: She calls just to MJ: You called me.
Hello? KRIS: Hi, just a second.
MJ: No, no, no, no.
You can't do that.
Hello? SCOTT: She's not even listening.
MJ: She's not even on the phone.
SCOTT: I can totally understand now what MJ's talking about.
This is crazy.
I mean, it's her mom.
MJ: Go forth, my dear.
KRIS: I don't know what's happening over there, but I feel like you don't want to hang out with me.
MJ: Well SCOTT: You're literally always on your phone.
KRIS: Oh, nice, Scott.
Okay.
(MJ chuckles) MJ: Do you want go with us to our favorite hangout? KRIS: What? What's your hangout, Mom? MJ: The Cottage Tea Room.
KRIS: That's so cute.
I would love to come with you.
MJ: Be sure to dress up, though.
SCOTT: She better start getting ready now.
MJ: You better call your makeup people right now.
KRIS: Oh, my God.
All right, you guys.
Well, I'll see you later.
MJ: Okay.
KRIS: Bye.
SCOTT: I don't think there's any way Kris is gonna be able to sit through a whole tea without using her phone.
(MJ chuckles) MJ: I can't wait to see how long it takes.
Should we bet on that? SCOTT: Two minutes.
MJ: I'm going five.
You're going two? SCOTT: Yeah.
Two.
(MJ chuckles) MALIKA: You guys, you're not ready for this.
KHLOE: Hold on.
MALIKA: A (bleep) boom box? KHLOE: Okay, let's set it up.
Let's start singing and our voices will get them to come in.
The fact that there's a karaoke machine, it's, of course, Kris Jenner style.
My mom is the queen of drunk karaoke.
(whooping) KRIS: Ah MAN: Oh! KENDALL: Oh! Coming in hot! Coming in hot, people! KOURTNEY: What's going on? I heard the karaoke.
KHLOE: I mean, I know Kourtney's going through something.
(laughter) KOURTNEY: You guys, someone save me! KHLOE: I'm forcing Kourtney to have fun right now, so she sees that she can be single and it's okay.
Just have a (bleep) ball.
KOURTNEY: Odis! (laughter) Odis! We're doing karaoke.
MALIKA: Ooh, can we do "CoCo"? KOURTNEY: Can we do "CoCo"? ODIS: Word.
MALIKA: A thousand bitches have never sang your song for you, (bleep) watch! (whooping) ALL: I'm in love with the coco, coco KHLOE: There's a mic on the floor.
ALL: I'm in love with the coco, coco KHADIJAH: Hey! ALL: I got it for the low, low Cause I'm in love with the coco, coco MALIKA: I'm stealing your hit! ALL: I'm in love with the coco (Kourtney laughs) I got it for the low, low MALIKA: Say what? ALL: I'm in love with the coco.
Hey, hey! (cheering, laughter) KENDALL: Help me.
KHADIJAH: Cheers, guys.
ALL: Cheers.
KOURTNEY: I needed that.
Thanks for coming, you guys.
MALIKA: Yeah.
KHADIJAH: May you stay single long enough for us to do this at least one more time.
(cheering) KOURTNEY: Very well, guys.
(women whooping) (laughs) (echoing chatter) KIM: Northie, look at the water.
NORTH: I just saw a dolphin jump.
KIM: You did? NORTH: Yeah.
(Kanye chuckles) KIM: The one, like, sentiment that I really want to get across like, I hope you know when I talk about your friends, you don't have anyone else around to protect you.
So, I feel like I have to double watch everything, so when I-- it comes from a different perspective.
I'm not, like, being a hater, I'm, like-- like you think I am.
KANYE: Nah, I didn't-- I-I never-- I never thought you were a hater.
I thought you were doing what you felt, and I think that it shows that you care.
Uh, and I-- and I appreciate you for having that perspective.
KIM: Thank you.
KANYE: Yeah.
KIM: My favorite thing about Kanye is that he is a completely free thinker.
KANYE: Yeah, that's beautiful.
I wanted you to be like, "Man, you know, his (bleep) is bomb," no.
(both laugh) KIM: No, um, I think it's just good that he hears me out and we're having this conversation.
I think it's gonna shape the way that he deals with his friends, but I know that Kanye is always gonna be Kanye and I'm never trying to change that.
I mean, that's who I fell in love with.
KANYE: Who's your favorite husband? (both laugh) KIM: You.
Next time Rhymefest is in L.
A.
, I'd love to sit down with him and talk face-to-face.
KANYE: Yeah.
Uh, yeah, here we are.
Pull up right here, stop, stop, stop.
This right here.
NORTH: Where are we going, Daddy? KIM: This one right here.
Look at the hearts, North.
NORTH: Ah! KANYE: So there used to be ch-- uh, cherries on this tree, or grapes.
I remember being back here when the Reebok Pumps and the Nike Pumps came out, explaining to my friends how the pump technology work.
I ain't have no idea, I would just be like, "Yo, and see, when you pump it, then you drive fast," you know, how, like, kids, like "Or you run extra fast when you pump it up.
" KIM: It's so special that North gets to see that life that Kanye lived that really made him who he is.
KANYE: I love you, Northie.
KIM: That was really cool to see.
Wait, can someone take a pic of me with them? MAN: Yeah, sure.
KIM: Thanks.
How cool is this? RHYMEFEST: Thought we was friends.
KANYE: You can't make positive by doing negative.
RHYMEFEST: Kanye is from a village.
Our dear brother turned his back on the village.
LARSA: This is the life, Kourt.
KOURTNEY: So good.
LARSA: My-- it's so hot, I'm dying.
(Kourtney gasps) What? A bee? Ooh.
KOURTNEY: Ah! Oh, my God.
LARSA: Move.
KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.
LARSA: Oh! (laughs) KOURTNEY: I swear to God, was that not the biggest bee? LARSA: No, it legit was about to attack you.
KOURTNEY: Was that a huge bumblebee? LARSA: Yeah.
I've never seen you move that fast.
KOURTNEY: It was literally trying to kill me.
LARSA: You are hilarious, I swear.
KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.
Those are, like, the bees that you die from, right? LARSA: I don't know.
KHLOE: The bees you die from? KOURTNEY: There are some, they-- aren't they called killer bees? LARSA: I don't know if that means they're gonna kill you.
(chuckles) KOURTNEY: Ah I feel so much better, I've been feeling so anxious.
LARSA: Yeah.
KOURTNEY: But now I feel-- I feel like I needed this trip to get away.
I love that we have this house now.
LARSA: Mm-hmm.
KOURTNEY: I am the kind of person-- I feel like I'm usually better when I'm in a relationship, but I feel good.
LARSA: Mm-hmm.
KOURTNEY: It's almost like It's an anxiety, but it's also, like, an excitement.
It's not necessarily LARSA: Like, the new chapter? KOURTNEY: At some moments, it's I feel like, you know, I-I've feel like I've gone through already, like, the sad and the like, I feel good.
LARSA: Yeah.
KOURTNEY: I feel happy, I feel like this is where I'm meant to be.
I don't have regrets.
LARSA: Yeah.
KOURTNEY: I feel like I gave it my 100%.
LARSA: Mm-hmm.
KOURTNEY: I'm feeling much better and, you know, as scary as this might be, I'm really ready.
It's kind of like, God has a plan and just trusting.
This is the first time I've really been single in a long time, so I'm just going to embrace it and really enjoy the time to myself and focusing on my kids and myself.
I'm excited for the future.
(laughs) KHLOE: I mean, I feel like, from the looks of everything, the breakup blues are nowhere in sight.
KOURTNEY: What breakup blues? KHLOE: It worked! (both laugh) KOURTNEY: What a trip, guys.
KENDALL: That was LARSA: So fun.
KENDALL: so fun.
KOURTNEY: That was so fun.
MJ: Hello.
We're here with a vengeance.
How are you? HOST: Welcome back.
Oh, you're looking dapper today.
SCOTT: Oh, yeah.
MJ: You told us to dress up.
HOST: My goodness, the style.
SCOTT: Thank you.
HOST: Got you the best table.
SCOTT: Very excited.
KRIS: This is so great.
SCOTT: Do you love it? KRIS: I love it.
SCOTT: Where does everybody want to sit? Let's get this party started.
(MJ chuckles) SCOTT: MJ, you look marvelous.
MJ: Well, thank you, darling.
SCOTT: Wow.
MJ: Thank you so much.
SCOTT: See, this is what we should be doing with our time.
MJ: Enjoying each other.
SCOTT: Yeah.
MJ: I'm so glad you could just settle down and spend some time with us, and we agreed that we're all gonna put our phones in a pile and not touch them.
KRIS: Got it.
MJ: So remember which is yours.
SCOTT: The one that rings.
(MJ chuckles) KRIS: Who knew this is what you and MJ have been up to all this time? SCOTT: I have to dress it up for her.
KRIS: You do.
I take you out and you're in sweats and a hoodie, but for MJ, you pull out all the stops.
SCOTT: Yes, all the stops.
KRIS: Yeah.
I'm a little jealous that you guys hang out together.
I'm not gonna lie.
SCOTT: Well, you're always invited, you're just always too busy.
MJ: We can't take you anywhere, that's why.
(chuckles) SCOTT: She does bring up a good point.
We were worried you were gonna do business.
MJ: I'm not trying to say poor me, but poor me.
SCOTT: Yeah, I'll say it for you.
I think MJ's just excited to have some quality time with you.
MJ: Absolutely.
SCOTT: And I think, you know, she hasn't really vocalized it enough, but I think she felt like you kind of moved her life to be closer, and then she kind of feels like MJ: While I had pneumonia.
SCOTT: you don't even have time KRIS: Aw, Mom.
SCOTT: when you're here for her and she sometimes doesn't understand why did I just move my whole life if you're not gonna spend the time that you thought you were gonna be able to spend with her? MJ: I can't, I can't talk to you.
You go, "Mom, this is business.
" And you won't even talk to me, and I thought, "Oh, good, I have 20 minutes alone with her," but I don't.
KRIS: I didn't realize that MJ feels like I don't pay attention to her.
That's like time-shaming.
MJ (chuckling): Time-shaming.
SCOTT: You guys heard of time-sharing? Time-shaming.
KRIS: It makes me really, really sad that she SCOTT: Aw.
KRIS: thinks I don't give her enough attention.
SCOTT: Yeah.
I think you try.
KRIS: I have to try harder.
I get it.
SCOTT: I know you do.
KYLIE: Kimberly.
I'm in your house, ready to go.
KIM: Hi.
How are you? Okay.
Okay, so I KYLIE: So I, so I like one.
KIM: Okay.
KYLIE: A lot.
You already-- You know the ones you like? KIM: Yeah.
This one, I feel like I got to smell.
I feel like it has potential.
KYLIE: Mmm.
KIM: What we found online is that this ML, this looks obviously better, like, on your counter.
KYLIE: Mm-hmm.
KIM: And I feel like it's even cuter for people to take pics like this, like KYLIE: Yeah.
That's KIM: And it'll actually fit.
This one, like, is more of a joke, you know? KYLIE: Cute.
Let's just go with the small one.
KIM: Wait, I want to show you something.
KYLIE: Ooh! DOCTOR: There's the strong heartbeat right there.
KIM: Isn't that crazy? KYLIE: Wow.
That is so exciting.
KIM: I'm low-key freaking out.
KYLIE: Why? KIM: I didn't think it was gonna, like, happen.
I thought, like, "Oh, it probably won't even take, so, like, who cares?" You know? We'll try it.
And now that it is, the two little ones are gonna be a year apart.
KYLIE: That's amazing.
KIM: Yeah, I'm not gonna tell any of my friends.
I'm gonna tell your friends 'cause your friends are the ones that keep it quiet, so I'm not gonna-- if I have to tell anyone, I'm gonna call your friends.
KYLIE: Yeah, of course.
KIM: Do you know who I think our informant is? KYLIE: Hmm? KIM: North.
KYLIE: What do you mean? She tells everybody? KIM: She appar-- A mom at school texts me and goes, "Congrats, I heard you're having a baby brother," and I go, "What?" And I go, "Oh, that," and she goes, "Yeah, North is going around saying she finally has a baby brother so Saint won't bother her anymore.
" KYLIE: Stop.
KIM: And I was like, "Oh, that's just her dream.
Hahaha.
" And, like, she's the one this whole time.
KYLIE: Stop.
That is crazy.
What're you gonna do? KIM: I mean, nothing.
I mean, I-I killed it.
KYLIE: I'm just kidding.
I'm just KIM: No, but I killed the rumor.
(both laugh) KRIS: Do you have some scissors? And I need a cube of butter and your rolling pin.
KHLOE: Oh, I got it, I'm your sous chef.
Here you go, madame.
(Kris chuckles) Hi, MJ! MJ: Hi.
KRIS: Hi, Mom.
KHLOE: Look at you in your Burberry.
KRIS: We're making cheesecake.
Beautiful, beautiful.
MJ: This brings back a lot of memories.
KHLOE: (chuckles) Does it? MJ: Yeah.
KRIS: You're so cute, MJ.
I feel like you like it when we spend time together.
MJ: I do love it.
KRIS: Sometimes I'm running around and I'm trying to figure out, like, running here, running there, working, filming, and you forget that I MJ: You are busy.
KRIS: Well, I don't mean to be, like, I want to give you MJ: Well, I think you mean to be.
(chuckling) KRIS: I think one-on-one time and being present in the moment is really important.
MJ: Very important.
KHLOE: I love being present.
KRIS: What is this stool you have in your kitchen? Is it good on your knees? KHLOE: This is how I go if I need to go from, like, pot to pot.
MJ: I need that.
KHLOE: Ta! KRIS: I never want my mom to think I'm not paying attention to her because if my kids did that to me, I would be devastated.
I just want to make sure she knows I'm pulled in so many different directions and I'm just doing the best I can and I never want her to feel anything but loved.
La, la, la, la KHLOE: Oh, my sandal.
KRIS: La, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
KHLOE: Not even-- Whoa! KIM: You know, I'm really happy that Rhymefest is coming.
I'm like, definitely in a more calm place then I was when we were in Chicago, where I feel like, "I'm gonna slap this-- I'm gonna punch him in the face.
" Like, I'm just way more Zen now.
KANYE: Yeah, I just want him to know that we're talking about this, so it's not just another public thing that just (doorbell rings) brings it up again in, like, a negative way, 'cause I don't like negativity.
KIM: Yeah.
I can't get the door.
Will you get it? It's your friend.
RHYMEFEST: Yo.
KANYE: What's good, bro? RHYMEFEST: What up? KANYE: Good.
Chillin'.
RHYMEFEST: Hello.
KIM: Hi.
RHYMEFEST: Hey, hey.
KIM: How are you? RHYMEFEST: Good, good, good.
Good to see you.
Oh, you want me to sit right here? KIM: Yeah, wherever.
Um when we came to Chicago, I was really angry, so I just think we should have a conversation about it, so that all of our sides are out there and it's just really fair.
RHYMEFEST: I agree.
Heal-Healing.
It's for healing.
Yeah, yeah.
KIM: So, from my perspective, I grew up with all the same friends being my same best friends from when I was in preschool.
Not one of my friends has ever spoken out about me.
He can't really say no to people.
If they ask him financial questions, if they ask him for any kind of help and, sometimes, I think it's, like, to a fault where he'll hurt himself and then he won't have something financially and he's struggling.
RHYMEFEST: Well, I-I-I just want to, I-I want to, um, make it clear, um Nah, it wasn't about money.
It's, it is deeper than that because-because we are friends.
KIM: Okay.
RHYMEFEST: Kanye wanted me to help work on the album, and I said, "Yeah, I'll help work," and he said, "Well, what do you want?" And it wasn't about money.
It was like, "Yo, I want you to tweet out what we're doing about Donda's House.
" And I kept telling you, "Kanye, I need you to do this.
Come on, we got to do that, do this.
" Kanye is from a village and-and the village was feeling like our dear brother You know what I'm saying? Turned his back on the village.
And so, I struck out.
It's-it's 'cause me and you have been talking about peace.
KANYE: You can't make positive by doing negative.
You could've said, "Hey, can I call you? I want to just talk to you directly before I say something, you know.
" KIM: I just think if Kanye said, like, "I can't deal with Donda's House right now," to me, that means in all capacities.
RHYMEFEST: Yeah, but that was after he said he would.
KANYE: But even if I said I would KIM: That's what I didn't know.
KANYE: I was going through some (bleep).
RHYMEFEST: Yeah, but it was all negative.
KANYE: Yeah, the (bleep) I was going through, that's why it's called going through some (bleep) 'cause it's negative.
(Rhymefest laughs) What you talking about? KIM: You guys can go through all the (bleep) in the world.
You guys have been friends for decades, but I wish that you guys could have that in private because so much is public.
RHYMEFEST: This is where I will take accountability.
I could've reacted better.
There's no good excuse.
KIM: And I wish that I wasn't tweeting.
RHYMEFEST: I think there's hurt on both sides and strikes on both sides, like, "How can I get him to see me or hear me?" Like, we-- I thought we was friends, but-but-but what you're saying, and I get it, there's a better way to handle these things.
KIM: Totally.
RHYMEFEST: I bought you a gift.
KIM: Oh, my God.
RHYMEFEST: So I'm into crystals.
KIM: So am I.
RHYMEFEST: It's a Herkimer diamond.
KIM: Oh, my God.
RHYMEFEST: And it's for, it's for good feeling, for manifestations, whatever it is you're trying to get, whatever journey you're going on.
KIM: Thank you.
I love that.
That's so nice of you.
Thank you.
It's good that we all have, like, calm, understanding conversation.
That's really nice of you.
RHYMEFEST: Because you love him, I love you.
Like, you know, and families go through things.
KIM: Totally.
I just think that everyone should communicate to each other and not on social media, and I think you just get so much more done if you have a conversation.
KANYE: We are love.
RHYMEFEST: Love.
KIM: That's really cool.
He is thinking of moving to Chicago.
MASON: Your whole family's here.
KIM: Uprooting the kids I'm freaking out.
SCOTT: You're not serious.
KIM: No, I think he is serious.
I'm literally trying the best that I can to be there for everyone Hey, hey, hey, don't press any of that.
and sometimes I'm just, like, oh, my like, I just need a minute.
I don't have any much more to give.
SCOTT: If it's a family trip, of course I don't want to miss out on those time.
KOURTNEY: I don't want to, like, give mixed messages.
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