Celebrity Juice (2008) s18e10 Episode Script

1 'Hi, I'm Keith Lemon.
Check out me sweet-arsed titles.
You probably think, "What the fuck is going on?" It's just an over-elaborate metaphor for how rad this show is.
There's Holly Willo-boozy firing space lasers from her tits.
There's Fearne Cotton on a cock-shaped spaceship.
There's Gino D'Acampo firing doughballs.
Here we are taking a selfie.
Online presence.
We made it to the studio just in time for the best show on telly.
It's Celebrity Juice on t'telly.
Not in 3D.
I fucking wish it was, though.
' (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yes! Hit it! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hurrah! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hi, I'm Keith Lemon.
Welcome to Celebrity Juice.
It's the last in the series! AUDIENCE: Aww! Let's get fucking pissed! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Let's meet our team captains.
First up, Holly Willo-boozy! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Holly, who's on your team? Mamma Mia, he's back.
It's Gino! AUDIENCE: Gino! Gino! Gino! Thank you.
Thank you.
And on my left, "It's a puppet!" It's Brian Conley! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you.
Thank you.
It's Fearne Cotton! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Fearne, who's on your team? On my left, sacre bleu, it's Fred Sirieix! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) And on my right, she's next to me, it's Emeli Sande! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Now, it's not just the final Celebrity Juice of the series, it is a world exclusive.
We're gonna find out which is the best country, France (FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYS) .
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or Italy.
(ITALIAN OPERA MUSIC PLAYS) It's much better, isn't it? It's more cheery.
Holly.
Holly.
Tuck her up, your lips are hanging out.
(LAUGHTER) Yes.
Yes, tonight, it's Fred versus Gino.
It is Judgement Night! # EUROPE: The Final Countdown I think we're going live now to Europe to see the fans watching the show.
It's in Paris.
(CHEERING) Now we're going live to Italy, at the Coliseum, there they are, all Gino's supporters.
Oh, look at your fans, Gino.
Yes! So, the winner of tonight's team will be crowned champion of Europe.
It's exciting.
How are you feeling, Fred? I'm very confident.
Yeah? We're gonna win.
Oh! Fuck off! (LAUGHTER) Anyway, it's Emeli Sande! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Good day, madam.
Good day.
Good day.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Welcome to Celebrity Juice.
Thank you.
You've won four Brit Awards.
You've been given an MBE.
And you closed the Olympics.
Yeah.
This has gotta be the biggest moment in your career, then.
Yeah.
I'm excited.
What does it mean, "Close the Olympics"? The ceremony.
She sang out at the end.
At the biggest show on earth.
Oh! Cos usually, I thought you close the Olympics, you make sure everybody was out.
(LAUGHTER) Emeli.
Yeah.
You've got a new CD out, haven't you? Yeah.
Yeah.
This is the EP Kingdom Coming.
I've gotta ask you, cos I ask every music act on Celebrity Juice, what's the message? Er, the message is just relax.
No.
That's the law.
(LAUGHTER) OK, that's the law.
Erm, the message is enjoy.
That's the synopsis.
(LAUGHTER) Er, the message is make love not war.
Correct.
A point for your team.
(LAUGHTER) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) This is an exclusive.
I only found this out today.
Your real name is not Emeli.
No.
What is it? Adele.
It's Adele.
Yes.
No way! I didn't know that.
Oh, my God! I didn't know that.
You don't go by Adele, probably because Adele had already been invented.
Yeah.
(LAUGHTER) Is that the reason? Yeah.
Well, she'd just won the Brits Critics' Choice.
Everyone kept ringing me, like, "Well done on the Brits Critics' Choice!" I was like, "It wasn't me.
" I had to tell so many people.
Fearne's real name is Brian.
Trevor.
Yeah.
(LAUGHTER) Is it true you studied to be a doctor? Yes.
Well, I tell you what, Emeli, whilst you're here, I've got a little medical problem myself.
OK.
(LAUGHTER) Don't go near him.
Could you just have a look at it and tell me what you think? OK.
Can we go behind that screen? I'm not gonna get my willy out on TV.
That's puerile nonsense.
(LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER) Round here.
Have a look round here.
It's all right.
I can see.
(LAUGHTER) Here! (LAUGHTER) Brian, come and have a look at these.
Come over here.
Yeah.
I was on a camel in Egypt and my arsehole's never been the same.
(LAUGHTER) What do you think to them? Shall we push them back in? (LAUGHTER) (RETCHES) I'm heaving! (RETCHES) (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) It's a puppet! It's a puppet! It's a puppet! It's Brian Conley! Thank you very much.
Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you! We have a lot of youngsters that watch this show.
The demographic is I think it's 16 to 34.
Oh, right.
Can you explain to some of the younger people that might not know who you are, first of all, you're not Bradley Walsh.
No, I'm not.
(LAUGHTER) Basically, I am an entertainer, family entertainer, so you can fuck off.
(LAUGHTER) I watched you all the time.
You were, like, our family favourite.
Who was your favourite character? The puppet.
The puppet.
What was the character called? He was called Nick Frisbee.
Nick Frisbee, that's it.
There's a picture.
He kind of went like this.
He went like this, didn't he? Hi, chilblains.
It's me, Nick Frisbee, and Larry Loafer.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) And I'd go, it's a puppet! It's a pu (PUPPET SCREECHES) So (PUPPET SCREECHES) .
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that's what I'd do.
People would, er, sort of enjoy that.
And that's how I (LAUGHTER) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) And it was a wonderful time for me.
Oh, it's a puppet! (CHEERING AND WHISTLING) That was amazing.
Thank you very much.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) You've recently done Strictly.
I have indeed, yes.
You did amazing.
Didn't he do amazing? (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, Brian! We loved you on that! Did you enjoy? I am obsessed with Strictly this year.
It's still going.
It's great fun.
When people say, "Do you want to do Strict-aly?" I admire people who do Do what show? The what show? Strict-aly.
Strictly.
(LAUGHTER) Strictly Come Dancing.
OK.
Can you dance? I imagine you could tango.
Dancing is not my thing.
Fred, I bet you can dance, can't you? Yes, I can, and I can make love, but obviously (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) AUDIENCE: Gino! Gino! You sleazy fuck! (LAUGHTER) Tourne a gauche! Tourne a droite! Q'elle age a tu? Je m'appelle Keith.
Fred Sillysex! Welcome! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) That's all my French.
That's all my French.
French is a sexy accent, isn't it? It's sexy.
That's what people say.
I bet you get enough poontang, don't you? Mm-hm.
(LAUGHTER) Do you go to the gym? Yeah.
Cos you're buff, aren't you? You've got a buff body.
Unlike Gino, he's put a bit of timber on.
Let's look at some pictures.
Look at that! There's the blue version of him.
There's the red version of him.
(WOLF WHISTLES) You are ripped! Au naturel.
Look at that! You are ripped! Yeah.
Calm down, Holly.
I don't want you dangling out.
(LAUGHTER) Why would you want to take a picture of yourself half naked and put it on TV? What's the message? (LAUGHTER) Well, you know, they say, "A healthy mind and healthy body.
" There you go.
Oh, right.
(LAUGHTER) Fred, you've written a book with Well done, cos Gino can't even read.
There it is.
I wrote a book! Why don't we plug my fucking book? (LAUGHTER) You wanna plug a book? Yes! Here.
Plug that.
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) AUDIENCE: Gino! Gino! Gino! Go on, plug it.
So, what you do, you're teaching people to take the plate from one place to another? That's what I'm doing.
What is it? It's a memoir of my career and it's a collection of stories, really.
And some philosophy on the ethics of service in a restaurant, but also relating to other businesses, because the restaurant industry is a great blueprint for customer service.
(YAWNS) (LAUGHTER) Hey, Fearne, remember when we let Gino do a round once and it was ridiculous and shameful? I hate to talk like he's not here, but it was shocking.
It was.
As it's Fred versus Gino, I have allowed him to do another one.
He's promised me this time (SIGHS) .
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it's not gonna be as shit.
Well, that's good.
Do you wanna intro it? Please.
Yep.
(LAUGHTER) You intro it.
Ah! This is where I belong.
(LAUGHTER) I've been working on my new game for the last week.
I've rehearsed every single day.
So let's play 'Gino's Autumn Fisting Game! Fantastico!' (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you.
Thank you.
AUDIENCE: Gino! Gino! Gino! Thank you.
Hello, I'm Gino D'Acampo.
And everybody knows Gino.
Gino.
You're looking at the wrong camera.
(LAUGHTER) Which one? Camera three.
Oh! You know the one with the massive, fuck-off red light on it? (LAUGHTER) There is no need for that.
(LAUGHTER) We can cut this off.
I'll do it again.
"Cut this off!" (LAUGHTER) Camera three, the light is not on! (LAUGHTER) All right.
My next (LAUGHS) (LAUGHTER) We should never have told you about the red light.
(LAUGHTER) It's like a kitten with a torch.
(LAUGHTER) There's fucking red lights everywhere! I see red lights everywhere.
Look! Now it's two! Then it's three! Which one? Make your mind up! Which one is it? (LAUGHTER) That one.
It's also (LAUGHTER) So, my next guest Are you fucking So, my next guest My next My next guest is Adele.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYS) You see what I mean now, how confusing this shit is? Yeah.
Adele, thank you for coming to my show.
Thank you for having me.
Please sit on my face.
Mind the beard.
It probably tickles a little bit, but don't worry.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Adele, we need to roll your beautiful jacket.
Adele, have you been fisting before? (LAUGHTER) Just for health and safety.
This is your first time.
Don't worry.
We'll be gentle with you.
We're gonna blindfold like this.
OK.
Wow! Can you see anything? Not at all.
Very good.
(LAUGHS) (LAUGHTER) Oh! (LAUGHTER) (GROANING AND LAUGHTER) Do you like animals? Er, yeah.
Oh! Yeah? All right.
Good.
You're gonna like this.
(LAUGHTER) Ready? Yeah.
All right.
And let's fisting! (LAUGHTER) Ohhh! Go on, Adele, put some effort! Is it Put some effort! (LAUGHTER) Fist like you never fist before, woman.
(LAUGHTER) What is it? A watermelon? A watermelon? Brilliant! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Adele, everybody! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) It's Emeli.
It's Emeli.
She said Adele.
No.
(LAUGHTER) Next (LAUGHTER) Next on the fisting chair (LAUGHTER) .
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is Holly Willoughby! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) You're doing very well.
Very good.
Please sit on my face there.
OK.
One second.
Are you OK there? Yeah, I'm good.
OK.
Blindfold.
You OK? Yeah.
You're gonna be all right.
Don't worry.
You're on my team.
Give me your hands.
Put your fist up.
Be nice.
Of course I will be.
This is the most frightening thing ever.
Don't worry.
I'm on your side.
Please be nice.
We can't do this to Holly, can we? (LAUGHTER) (AUDIENCE GROAN) Oh, no! No! Oh, no! Oh, fuck! Have you ever fisted before? No, I have never fisted anything.
OK.
Well, enjoy, darling.
You're about to.
(LAUGHTER) Let's go fisting! (SCREAMS) Come on.
What do you think? Give me some clues.
Oh, my God! What do you think? Oh, my God, it stinks.
Don't do that.
It feels really jelly.
(AUDIENCE GROAN) It feels like a melon.
(SCREAMS) It feels like the inside of a chicken's carcass.
(LAUGHTER) It feels like there's bones.
How can it be the inside of a chicken cock? (LAUGHTER) A chicken with a cock! (LAUGHTER) Just fist.
(LAUGHTER) Oh, my God! There! Fist away, woman! Is it, like Is it dog food? Is it dog food? (KLAXON) Holly! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) One second.
Let me take the blind.
Holly, you were so close.
It was dog food, wasn't it? It was duck confit.
Look at that.
(LAUGHTER) No points for your team.
(LAUGHTER) Holly Willoughby! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Ohh! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) That is disgusting.
I can't wait for my next guest.
I've been waiting all evening for this.
Fred, come here.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Come here, my darling.
You come here! Welcome to my show.
The Gino's Autumn Fisting.
Sit on my face.
Slowly (LAUGHTER) There is no need for that.
Do your sleeves up.
I'm just saying.
Do your sleeves up.
It's good for you to wear a tablecloth as a shirt.
(LAUGHTER) Let me blind you.
(LAUGHTER) There you go.
Can you see? No.
(LAUGHTER) You can't see? Fantastic.
# NINO ROTA: Love Theme From The Godfather (APPLAUSE) (CHEERING) Oh, Gino Wait a sec.
Stay there! I'm not going to have to fist too heavy, no? No.
You stay there.
Don't move.
(LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER) AUDIENCE: Ohhh! OK! Now the item is prepared.
Please, Fred, make your fist.
Go on.
So, ready? We're gonna start by (LAUGHS) (LAUGHTER) So tell me what you think.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE) That smell.
OK.
Smell it just in case you didn't get it.
Oh, it's not nice.
Grazie.
Your time is up.
(KLAXON) (LAUGHS) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) The show at the end of the score is 15! The what? The show at the end of the score? (LAUGHTER) The scores at the end of that round.
The scores at the end Not the show at the end of the score.
The score at the end of the round.
The score I can do.
(LAUGHTER) And the score at the end of that round is 15! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Now I'm gonna go for a poo.
I will see you in two.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 'Coming up after t'break' So, you do love me.
No.
No.
Will you give me a blozzer? No! (LAUGHTER) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hurrah! Welcome back to Celebrity Juice.
Fearne.
Hello.
Has anyone in the street come up to you and asked you if you're a man, and you've said yes, but you've shook your head? So, what I'm saying is, have you had the opposite physical notion to the spoken word that you've given? You know what I'm saying? No.
(LAUGHTER) You'll like this game.
Let's play 'The Yes No Yes No Game! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No!' No, no, no Welcome to the Yes No Yes No Game.
This game is simple.
I'm gonna ask our panellists a yes or no question.
They simply have to answer correctly with the opposite action.
So if someone were to say to me, "Are you the host of Celebrity Juice?" I would say, "Yes.
" Ah! So, first up to play is Brian Conley.
Oh, gawd.
Here we go.
# No, no, no We need the points.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I'm gonna be rubbish at this.
It's a puppet! It's like the whole this business.
Can we have a lighting change just to make it a bit more dramatic and television? Ohh! Now we're talking! Now we're talking.
Now it's tense.
Yeah.
That's better, isn't it? Yeah.
I know, mate.
It is a bit scary.
Do you think that's better? Yeah.
Much better.
(BUZZER) No.
No.
We're playing it now.
Oh.
(LAUGHTER) We're playing it now.
(LAUGHS) Are you ready? Oh, gawd! Are you ready? Yes! (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) Do you like the word yes? Yes.
(LAUGHTER) Do you like the word no? Oh, gawd, yes.
Would you like to kiss me? Oh, God! Yes.
(LAUGHTER) Have I got it wrong? Have I got it wrong? Yes.
No.
(BUZZER) (LAUGHTER) You said yes.
I know.
I can't do it.
Is this a giraffe? Yes.
(LAUGHTER) Am I right? Yes.
Is it an elephant? Ye No.
(BUZZER) Did you have sex with this dolphin? (LAUGHTER) Are you gonna show a picture or something? Oh, gawd! "I don't know.
Let me see the dolphins first.
Then I'll tell you.
" (LAUGHTER) Did you have sex with that dolphin? Yes.
No! I mean no! (BUZZER) (KLAXON) Oh, gawd! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Brian Conley, everyone! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Next up to play, it's Fearne Cotton! No, no, no (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hiya.
OK.
Ready.
Here we go.
Have you ever used a mop to clean up your nostrils? (LAUGHTER) No.
Can you remember that time at the urinals when you farted and we laughed for ages? (LAUGHTER) No, that was a figment of your imagination.
Have you ever had a dick in your nose? (LAUGHTER) No again.
Are they all dick-related? (LAUGHTER) Are you secretly in love with me? If you say no, that means yes.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
(LAUGHTER) So you do love me? No.
Ohh.
No.
(BUZZER) No! (LAUGHS) Will you give me a blozzer? No! (LAUGHTER) (LAUGHS) Is that how you do it, as well? No! No! (LAUGHTER) (KLAXON) Fearne Cotton, everyone! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) That was hard.
Yeah, yeah.
That is so confusing.
(APPLAUSE) Next up, it's Fred! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Is your full name Fred Sillysex? No.
Are you (BUZZER) Oh, yeah, that right, I got it wrong.
(LAUGHTER) Are you actually French? Yes.
Oh, no! (BUZZER) (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) I can't play this game! Do you think the French are better than Italians? For sure! (BUZZER) Are we playing this fucking game or what? (LAUGHTER) Sorry.
Erm What do I have to do, then? The opposite? No.
(BUZZER) Yes.
No.
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) Great.
Have you ever secretly jizzed in the customers' food? (LAUGHTER) No.
(BUZZER) Yes.
No.
No.
(BUZZER) Is that a yes or a no? (BUZZER) (LAUGHTER) Yes! Love it! (KLAXON) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Fred Sillysex! Yes No Yes No Game! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! Gino, would you say Italian cardboard boxes are better than French cardboard boxes? I never thought Er Say yes.
Yes.
Fred, would you say French cardboard boxes are better than Italian? They are world-renowned.
Well, let's find out as we play 'The Box Game European Championships!' (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hi! Welcome to the first ever Box Game European Championships outside Elstree Film and TV studios! Bring it on! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) It's exciting times.
Let's meet our contestants.
Sillysex, how's it going? I can't wait to beat Gino! Are you feeling confident? Yeah! We've got Conley, here he is.
Are you living the dream? I'm having a panic attack.
(LAUGHTER) Gino, how do you think you're gonna do? I'm claustrophobic! Holly, have you got Schofield in with you? Yep.
Yes? Is he noshing you off? Don't be rude.
Yes, he is.
Let me explain the course to you.
You will go down the Champs-Elysees and then you will go underneath the cardboard Arc de Triomphe.
Then you will pass Xavier, our French Labrador, who's smoking a cigarette, as all French dogs do.
Then you will pass the king of Italy, that's the Pope.
You can see he's been on the limoncello there, so that's gonna be awkward.
Then you will pass the sexy French robots Daft Punk, who are practising body-popping.
You'll also have to watch out for the evil Brexit box.
That's a right evil bastard.
I don't know if you've seen it but he's terrible.
And there's also Karl the elf dressed as Jean Claude, so be careful.
(LAUGHTER) You'll go when you hear my horn.
Are you ready? (HORN BLARES) Off they go! Oh, Sillysex is in the lead! Look at the kerfuffle that's going on here! Oh, my gosh! He's knocking over a tree.
Conley is second to Sillysex.
Gino is coming up now.
Gino is picking up the pace.
Conley ALL CHANT: Gino! Gino! Conley's in the lead.
Gino's taken him.
Here's Xavier smoking a fag.
Gino's just knocked over Xavier.
There is the Pope.
Be careful, he's a bit drunk.
Conley is racing past Daft Punk right now.
Daft Punk are in the way.
No, he can't get past Daft Punk.
We've got Conley in the lead, followed by Gino Sheffield D'Acampo.
Here comes the Brexit box.
Ohh, now the trouble's started! Now's the trouble's started.
Brexit box is after me.
Who have we got lagging behind? Sillysex is at the back.
Where am I? Followed by Emeli Sande.
Then we've got Holly and Fearne.
Gino in second place to Conley.
Oh! Conley is being attacked! Conley is being attacked by Karl the elf.
Look how angry he is.
He's well vexed! He's even angrier when he's French! (LAUGHTER) Ooh! Fearne's coming up into the studio.
Followed by Gino Sheffield D'Acampo.
Can he get into the studio? The Brexit box and Karl! What the fuck? Karl is smacking the shit out of him.
Oh, Gino is over! He's out! Conley's about to approach the studio.
In he comes.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Conley's coming past the Leaning Tower of Pizza! Ohh! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Conley's headed towards the finishing line.
What's going on? The Brexit box is attacking everyone.
Gino's in trouble! Fearne's in trouble! (AUDIENCE SHOUT) Look at this! The Leaning Tower of Pizza has been destroyed! Conley's still trying to find a way.
Gino is coming up the ramp.
Ohh! Conley's making it difficult for him.
Fearne is following Gino.
She's found a way in.
Oh! Gino can't get in.
He's in! Followed by Fearne Cotton! Fearne Cotton is in.
Keep going, Fearne.
You've done it.
Here's Holly.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Sillysex is coming through.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Emeli Sande's here.
Emeli Sande.
Ooh! Ooh! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Emeli can't get through.
She can't get through.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) We're just gonna cut back to the Pope.
Is he alive? (LAUGHTER) Oh, look at the state of him! The adjudicators have made their decision.
Was it French or was it Italian? Gotta be French.
The winner was the Italians! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) AUDIENCE CHANT: Gino! Gino! Gino! And the scores at the end of that round are (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) We're going to an ad break! See you in a bit! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 'Coming up after t'break' Three, two, one, klaxon! (KLAXON) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello and welcome back to Celebrity Juice! (CHEERING) It's all to play for in our final round.
It's the Buzzer round! Buzz in if you know the answer.
Or be a chancer and buzz in and have a guess.
Holly's team, what's your buzzer this week? 'Fred is a dirty French asshole.
' (LAUGHTER) Fearne's team, what's your buzzer? That's not very nice! 'My name is Gino D'Acampo and I am-a four-foot tall-a.
' (LAUGHTER) Here's the first question.
What surprising outfit is Fred wearing here? 'Fred wanks off frogs.
' (LAUGHTER) Holly's team.
I don't know, I just wanted to press the button, just to piss him off.
'Gino puts doughballs up his arse.
' (LAUGHTER) Fearne's team.
What's the T-shirt, Fred? A Maradona shirt from Naples.
Let's have a look.
That's correct.
(LAUGHTER) Fred, was this photo taken in Italy or France? 'You stupid French (BLEEP)!' (LAUGHTER) I can't believe you said that.
I don't know, but that sounds fantastic.
(LAUGHTER) 'Italians are shit at sex.
' (LAUGHTER) It's in Crystal Palace.
Let's have a look.
It's Blackpool.
No, it was in Italy.
(LAUGHTER) What's the best way to sit on a leather armchair? Is it A? Oh, God.
Is it B? Or it is C? (LAUGHTER) Holly's team.
I definitely like B.
B is game-changing.
Brian, what's the answer? You're absolutely right, it is B.
That's correct! (APPLAUSE) What does Brian Conley have tattooed on his bum? 'Eiffel Tower is a piece of shit!' (LAUGHTER) It's a puppet! No.
No? No.
That's incorrect.
Fearne's team? Show us.
(LAUGHTER) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, he's going for it.
I will I will show Keith.
(LAUGHS) Show the audience! No! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Show the audience! (CHEERING) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Brian Conley, everyone! It was a no-entry sign! So what's the message? (LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE) AUDIENCE: Gino! Gino! (KLAXON) Ohh! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) That's the end of the Buzzer round.
That's the end of this week's Celebrity Juice.
This is close.
I don't know what's gonna happen.
Who has won? Was it France or was it Italy? If I win, can I stay, or No, you'll be deported, apparently.
Oh.
(LAUGHTER) I can reveal that the winning team this week is It's a draw! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) We've never had a draw.
To decide who wins tonight, we'll play a tiebreaker game called 'Fred versus Gino!' 'Things just got in-tents!' OK, this is the tiebreaker game.
What you've got to do is get inside the tent.
Uh-huh.
You have to break out with feet, arms, whatever.
The winner will be the first person that breaks out of the tent.
Will it be France or will it be Italy? Get inside.
That's it? Yep.
(CHEERING) (AUDIENCE SHOUT) No cheating.
Oi! You cheating twat! (LAUGHTER) Right, teams, come and stand next to your tents so you can rejoice when they break out.
Will it be France or Italy? Are you ready? Five, four, three, two, one, klaxon! (KLAXON) (ALL SHOUT) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) # PAVAROTTI: Nessun Dorma Italy is the winner! AUDIENCE: Gino! Gino! Gino! Gino! The winning team was Holly's team! Italy is better than France! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I was Keith Lemon.
If I don't see you through t'week, we'll see you at Christmas! All t'best! Let's dance! (ITALIAN OPERA MUSIC PLAYS) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Goodbye!