King of the Hill s04e22 Episode Script
Flush with Power
1 ( sighs ) DALE, YOUR WIFE'S A WEATHER PERSONALITY.
DOES SHE HAVE ANY IDEA WHEN THIS DROUGHT'S GOING TO END? NO RELIEF IN SIGH AND THAT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE A.
P.
NEWSWIRE TO NANCY TO ME TO YOU.
WELL, STAGE ONE WATER RATIONING WASN'T TOO BAD.
I JUST CUT OUT PEGGY'S CRYSTAL LIGHT.
WHEN WE HIT STAGE TWO I TOOK AWAY BOBBY'S BATHS.
BUT STAGE THREE IS KILLING MY LAWN AND THAT AFFECTS EVERYONE.
BOBBY! ( yells ) HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND NOW.
SHE EXPECTS ME TO SMELL A CERTAIN WAY.
THEN SUCK IT UP AND TAKE A SHOWER.
EH, I DON'T LIKE TO STAND THAT LONG.
HEY, UH J.
J.
HOW'D WE DO? YOU'RE JUST AT YOUR WEEKLY ALLOTMENT.
DANG IT! I SCRIMPED AND SAVED ALL WEEK.
WHY DON'T YOU GET A COUPLE OF THOSE NEW LO-FLO TOILETS? THEY USE ABOUT HALF AS MUCH WATER AND, UH, THE WATER COMPANY IS GIVING THEM OUT FOR FREE.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
MY TOILETS HAVE GIVEN ME 15 YEARS OF DEPENDABLE SERVICE.
I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO TURNS 40 AND RUNS OUT AND BUYS FANCY NEW TOILETS.
Kahn: CHECK IT OUT, HANK HILL! WHO GOT THE GREEN THUMB NOW, HAYSEED? WHAT? NOW, HOW IN STAGE THREE COULD YOU? I USE SECRET ASIAN WATERING TECHNIQUE.
AH, COME ON, THAT'S CRAZY.
DON'T LET MY GENIUS IN MATHEMATICS BLIND YOU TO MY MYSTICAL SIDE.
I COULD SPIT IN A THIMBLE, AND WATER CENTRAL PARK.
( laughing ) GOOD-BYE, TOILETS.
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
NEW LO-FLO TOILETS.
BOY, THIS IS EXCITING BUT I GUESS YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY USED TO IT BY NOW.
YEAH, I'M USED TO IT.
( flushing ) Hank: YOU DON'T TUG ON SUPERMAN'S CAPE YOU DON'T SPIT IN THE WIND YOU DON'T PULL THE MASK OFF WHAT THE? ( flushing ) DANG IT.
STILL? ( flushing continues throughout ) ( clears throat ) HECK OF A GAME.
SO, UH PEGGY, UH I'M JUST CURIOUS.
HOW MANY FLUSHES WAS THAT? A LADY DOES NOT DISCUSS SUCH MATTERS.
IT WAS SIX.
I'M AVERAGING FOUR MYSELF, BUT I'M JUST A KID.
( sighs ) THIS IS CRAZY.
IF YOU HAVE TO FLUSH TWICE YOU'RE ALREADY USING AS MUCH WATER AS OUR OLD TOILETS BUT WE'RE FLUSHING THREE, FOUR SIX TIMES.
WE'RE NOT SAVING ANY WATER.
IF ANYTHING, WE ARE WASTING WATER.
( sighs ) I'M GOING TO CALL THE WATER COMPANY.
SEE ABOUT GETTING THE HIGH-FLOS BACK.
UH-UH, I ALREADY CALLED.
THEY TAKE THE OLD TOILETS, THEY SMASH 'EM UP THEN DUMP THEM IN THE GULF OF MEXICO TO MAKE AN ARTIFICIAL CORAL REEF.
MOM, YOU NEEDED SEVEN! THAT'S IT! ( flushing ) Bobby: THANKS FOR THE HELP WITH THE ALGEBRA HOMEWORK.
NOW, IF YOU EVER NEED HELP WITH YOUR HOMEWORK SANJAY OWES ME A FAVOR.
( clicks tongue ) SO, WAS I 20 GALLONS OVER MY LIMI OR WAS IT A COOL 40? LOOK, I ALREADY TOLD YOU, IT'S A HUNDRED BUCKS.
IT'S A BRIBE, NOT A TIP.
OKAY, OKAY.
BEST HUNDRED BUCKS I EVER SPENT.
SO, THIS DIRTY MONEY GOING FOR MORE STEROIDS OR HAIR PLUGS? ( laughing ) JUST KIDDING! AW, YOU ALL RIGHT, JACK LaLANNE.
( doorbell rings ) HUH? HEY, WHAT YOU DOING? I'M HERE TO TAKE A BATH.
ARE YOU CRAZY? GET OUT! LEGALLY I CAN SHOOT YOU NOW.
WITH WHAT, A WATER PISTOL? YOU SEEMED TO HAVE PLENTY OF THE WET STUFF THESE DAYS DON'T YOU, SIR? ( laughing ) AW I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I USE SECRET ASIAN WATERING TECHNIQUE.
BEST HUNDRED BUCKS YOU EVER SPENT.
( shrieks ) WHAT YOU WANT? BATHS AND LOTS OF 'EM.
OH, AND I'M TIRED OF CLIMBING IN AND OU OF CONNIE'S WINDOW.
FROM NOW ON, I'LL BE USING THE FRONT DOOR.
Hank: EXCUSE ME.
WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR GOOD TOILETS? SORRY, WE DON'T STOCK THE GOOD TOILETS ANYMORE.
JUST THE LO-FLOS.
AND EVEN IF I DID HAVE THE HIGH-FLOS IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL TO INSTALL THEM IN HEIMLICH COUNTY.
( sighs ) WHICH IDIOT MADE IT ILLEGAL TO INSTALL A WORKING TOILE IN YOUR OWN BATHROOM? THE BOARD OF ZONING AND RESOURCES.
ORDINANCE 621-A.
THE BOARD OF ZONING AND RESOURCES DID THIS? HUH.
I LOVE THEIR SETBACK REQUIREMENTS.
Man: THE MOTION TO POSTPONE ITEM 25 UNTIL NEXT WEEK CARRIES.
ANY OTHER BUSINESS? ( clears throat ) HANK HILL HERE-- ASSISTANT MANAGER, STRICKLAND PROPANE.
MAY I FIRST SAY WHAT AN HONOR IT IS TO BE ADDRESSING THIS DISTINGUISHED BOARD.
NOW, I RECENTLY INSTALLED LO-FLO, UH FIXTURES IN MY HOME.
MR.
HILL, UH, IN ORDER TO EVEN DISCUSS THIS ISSUE IT WOULD HAVE TO BE ON THE AGENDA.
OKAY, THEN, LET'S PUT IT ON THE AGENDA.
SIR, ONLY A MEMBER OF THE BOARD OF ZONING AND RESOURCES CAN PLACE ITEMS ON THE AGENDA.
B-BUT MY TOILETS MR.
HILL, YOUR TIME IS UP.
WE APPRECIATE YOUR COMMENTS.
UH, MR.
CHAIRMAN I'D LIKE TO REMIND THE MEMBERS OF THE BOARD THAT IT IS EARL'S BIRTHDAY.
I MOVE WE WISH EARL "HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
" I SECOND THE MOTION.
ALL IN FAVOR? All: AYE.
THE MOTION CARRIES.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EARL.
Hank: THEN BEFORE I KNEW IT, MY TIME WAS UP.
I NEVER EVEN GOT TO MENTION THE SORRY STATE OF MY LAWN.
DID YOU MOVE TO EXTEND TIME FOR CONSIDERATION OF THE PENDING QUESTION? WHAT?! HOW'D YOU DO THAT? HANK, I AM A VETERAN OF P.
T.
A.
MEETINGS BOTH AS A "P" AND A "T" AND I HAVE READ THE BIBLE OF PARLIAMENTARY PROCEDURE KNOWN AS ROBERT'S RULES OF ORDER.
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE SHOULD RUN FOR MAYOR.
I MEAN, YOU ARE THE SMARTEST MAN IN TOWN, DAD.
( Hank chuckles ) WELL YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING SAYING I COULDN'T RUN FOR A SPOT ON THE BOARD OF ZONING AND RESOURCES.
WELL, YOU CAN COUNT ON MY VOTE ASSUMING I AGREE WITH YOUR PLATFORM.
"I, HANK HILL "DO HEREBY SUBMIT THIS APPLICATION "TO BE ON THE BALLOT FOR ELECTION "TO THE BOARD OF ZONING AND RESOURCES.
"I WILL BUILD MY PLATFORM ON THICK, HEALTHY LAWNS MADE POSSIBLE BY EFFICIENT TOILETS THAT DON'T WASTE WATER.
" OKAY, YOU'RE IN.
YOU HEAR THAT, BOBBY? YOUR OLD MAN'S ON THE BALLOT.
THERE IS NO BALLOT.
THERE'S BEEN AN EMPTY SEAT ON THE BOARD FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE A BOARD MEMBER.
WE WON! NO, BOBBY ARLEN WON.
( Hank sighs ) IT'S GONE FROM EVERGREEN TO AMBER MIST.
ASHES TO ASHES.
( muttering ) WE'D HAVE SO MUCH MORE WATER FOR OUR LAWNS IF WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT STUPID TOILET LAW.
I'M GOING TO USE ALL THE POWER OF MY POSITION TO GET OUR OLD TOILETS BACK.
THEY SAY POWER IS THE ULTIMATE APHRODISIAC.
HANK, CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO MADELEINE ALBRIGHT? PEOPLE, PEOPLE! THERE ARE LIMITS TO OUR NEWLY EMPOWERED FRIEND HANK'S POWER.
HE DEALS IN SIMPLE COUNTY-LEVEL MATTERS LIKE THE PERMIT I NEED TO BUILD MY NEW FENCE.
NOW, DALE, FIRST YOU NEED TO WRITE UP YOUR PROPOSAL.
THEN YOU NEED TO PRESENT I TO THE BOARD FOR A VOTE AND THEN DEMOCRACY HAPPENS.
I GET A NEW FENCE! GIMME FENCE, LOTS OF FENCE HEY! PLEASE FENCE ME IN OOH, YEAH! GIVE ME FENCE LOTS OF FENCE PLEASE FENCE ME IN Nate: MOTION TO APPROVE ITEM 39 THE RESOLUTION TO INCLUDE IN THE CITY FEE ORDINANCE THE SMART GROWTH INCENTIVES.
SECOND.
ALL IN FAVOR? Members: AYE.
Hank: AYE! MOTION PASSES.
NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS: MR.
DALE GRIBBLE'S REQUEST FOR A ZONING VARIANCE.
UH, IN THE INTEREST OF IMPARTIALITY I WOULD LIKE TO PUT ON THE RECORD THAT DALE GRIBBLE IS A CLOSE FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR.
AND I WILL ADD THAT I KNOW HIM TO BE A GOOD FATHER AND A RESPONSIBLE CITIZEN OF ARLEN.
WELL PUT.
MR.
CHAIRMAN, BOARD MEMBERS: BASICALLY, WHAT I AM ENVISIONING IS A 12-FOOT, 10,000-VOL ELECTRIFIED PROTECTIVE FENCE WITH GUARD TOWER.
THANK YOU.
DALE, THAT IS THE SINGLE DUMBEST ALL IN FAVOR? YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A JACKASS.
( weary sigh ) ALL IN FAVOR OF MR.
GRIBBLE'S VARIANCE.
NAY.
Members: NAY.
REQUEST DENIED.
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
FINAL ORDER OF BUSINESS: ITEM 41 HAS ALSO BEEN PUT ON THE AGENDA BY MR.
HILL.
CHAIRMAN YIELDS THE FLOOR.
THANK YOU, CHAIRMAN HASHAWAY.
( clears throat ) "1.
6 GALLONS PER FLUSH PER LO-FLO TOILET.
" SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD, DOESN'T IT? "BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IN THE REAL WORLD "WHERE THINGS DON'T FLUSH LIKE THEY DO IN THE MOVIES "IT CAN TAKE THREE, FOUR "OR IN THE CASE OF MY WIFE, PEGGY HILL "SIX FLUSHES "TO COMPLETELY REMOVE SOLID WASTE.
"THE FACT IS THESE TOILETS ARE SQUANDERING MORE WATER THAN THEY ARE SAVING.
" THANK YOU.
MR.
HILL, I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT THE BOARD FULLY CONSIDERED ALL VIEWPOINTS BEFORE APPROVING ORDINANCE 621-A.
SEE Y'ALL WEDNESDAY.
OH, OH, WHAT AM I SAYING? I'LL SEE YOU SUNDAY AT EARL'S PARTY.
THERE'S A PARTY? HEY, I KNOW YOU.
( deep, official voice): CHAIR RECOGNIZES HANK HILL.
( chuckles ) SERIOUSLY, HANK I WANT YOU TO SEE SOMETHING.
BECAUSE OF THE WORSENING DROUGH WE THOUGHT WE'D SWAP THESE HIGH-FLOS FOR A COUPLE OF WATER-SAVERS.
SO, UM, UH WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE OLD TOILETS? BE HAPPY AND WE'LL MOVE ON TO THE IMPORTANT BUSINESS OF ZONING AND RESOURCES.
WELL, THAT'S MIGHTY NICE OF YOU, NATE BUT THAT WOULD BE BREAKING THE LAW.
SO UNTIL I GET THAT LAW REVOKED I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SAY NOT YET.
YOU'RE A REAL BOY SCOUT, AREN'T YOU, HANK? MADE IT TO EAGLE.
GOOD NIGHT.
MR.
GRIBBLE? ( screaming ) AH, DON'T SNEAK UP.
( stammering ) I ALMOST OH, I'M SORRY.
I HEAR YOU'RE HANK HILL'S NEIGHBOR.
I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A LITTLE PIECE OF BUSINESS.
GO ON.
( Hank groaning ) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WELL, I WAS LISTENING TO YOUR MOTHER TELL ME ABOUT HER DAY AND THEN IT HIT ME-- FREEZER SHAVINGS-- THEY'RE MADE OF WATER.
OOH, LOOK AT ALL THE FROS INSIDE THIS BOX OF FLETCHER'S CORNY DOGS.
THANK YOU, JESUS.
( alarm buzzing ) HEY, McNUGGET! WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING? SHH! MY DAD WILL HEAR US.
YOU BREAKING OUR AGREEMENT.
MY BRIBE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR BATH MY SLIP 'N' SLIDE AND YOUR FATHER'S LAWN.
SOMETHING GOTTA GIVE AND IT NOT GONNA BE MY SLIP 'N' SLIDE.
AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE MY DAD'S LAWN.
FORGET THE BATHS.
DONE.
AND YOU CAN FORGET YOUR FRONT DOOR PRIVILEGES.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
I UN-CRIMP! COME ON, BOBBY.
YOU SLEPT THROUGH THE BUS, IF SWEET SAINT AUGUSTINE.
( gasps ) IT WORKED THAT FAST? YEAH, WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT? I WAS HOPING THOSE FREEZER SHAVINGS WOULD WORK BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I HAD MY DOUBTS.
MM-MM! THAT'S A HANDSOME LAWN.
WELL, YOUR RALEIGH- SAINT AUGUSTINE IS A REAL DEEP-ROOTED SOD.
AND IT TAKES A PRETTY PICTURE, TOO.
THESE WERE TAKEN OVER THE LAST SEVERAL NIGHTS BY A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.
IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, THAT'S YOUR BOY VIOLATING THE WATER-RATIONING LAWS WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOSE.
BOBBY?! DON'T WORRY, I'LL KEEP YOUR SECRET.
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU KEEP PUSHING THAT TOILET ISSUE.
( wind whistling ) I IDOLIZED YOU.
BOBBY, YOU STOLE WATER.
YOU VIOLATED BOTH THE LETTER AND THE SPIRI OF THE WATER RATIONING RULES.
DAD, I DIDN'T STEAL THE WATER.
MR.
SOUPHANOUSINPHONE LET ME HAVE IT.
DON'T LIE TO ME, SON.
KAHN HATES MY LAWN.
NO, IT'S TRUE.
I MEAN, I HAD TO BLACKMAIL HIM.
BLACKMAIL?! ( heavy sigh ) MR.
SOUPHANOUSINPHONE STARTED IT.
I CAUGHT HIM BRIBING THE METER READER GUY.
OH, GOD.
J.
J.
, TOO? BUT DAD, I SAVED YOUR LAWN.
I DON'T HAVE A LAWN, I HAVE A CRIME SCENE.
AND THAT GRASS IS GETTING THE DEATH PENALTY.
NO MORE WATER.
DAD, GUESS WHAT? I JUST TOOK A 30-SECOND SHOWER AND I'M GOING TO DRY MYSELF OFF ON THE LAWN.
THE LAWN'S DEAD, BOBBY.
YOU'RE JUST MAKING MUD.
HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY.
( weary sigh ) DALE, YOU CAN'T BUILD THAT FENCE.
YOU NEED A VARIANCE.
VARIANCE, SHMARIANCE, PUDDING AND PIE.
SIGNED BY NATE HASHAWAY?! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? STOP INTERROGATING ME! I'LL NEVER CRACK.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ALL RIGHT! I DID IT! I TOOK THE PHOTOS OF THE ILLEGAL LAWN HYDRATION FOR HASHAWAY.
WHAT?! YOU SOLD ME OUT FOR A STUPID FENCE? YOU BET I DID.
I'M SO ASHAMED.
HERE-- TEAR IT UP, IF THAT EMPTY GESTURE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
( gasps ) HANK, YOU'RE ALIVE TO ME.
CALL ME! ( violin playing ) CONNIE? "HASHAWAY.
" ( weather report playing on TV) DAD, I FOUND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT HASHAWAY THAT YOU COULD USE AGAINST HIM.
BOBBY, YOU KEEP YOUR DIRT.
I'VE GOT ENOUGH WHERE MY LAWN USED TO BE.
DAD, LISTEN-- I WAS CLIMBING THROUGH CONNIE'S WINDOW AND THEN I SAW HER WINDOW?! YOUR MOTHER SAID KAHN WAS LETTING YOU USE THE FRONT DOOR.
HE WAS BUT I GAVE THAT UP TO WATER YOUR LAWN.
THIS MEETING IS CALLED TO ORDER.
SORRY I TOOK SO LONG.
I WENT TO POWDER MY NOSE-- IT TOOK EIGHT FLUSHES.
( heavy sigh ) THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.
FIRST ITEM OF BUSINESS-- UH-HUH.
WELL, IT'S OUR OLD FRIEND "PROPOSAL TO REPEAL ORDINANCE 621-A.
" I BELIEVER MR.
HILL NOW WANTS TO RESCIND HIS PROPOSAL.
NO, SIR, I DO NOT.
YOU SEE, THE ENVELOPE IN FRONT OF MR.
HASHAWAY THERE CONTAINS PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY SON WATERING MY LAWN WITH STOLEN WATER.
I ACCEPT FULL RESPONSIBILITY AND AFTER TONIGHT'S MEETING I WILL RESIGN MY POSITION.
BUT WHY IS NATE HASHAWAY FIGHTING SO HARD TO KEEP LO-FLO TOILETS? BECAUSE HIS COMPANY, HASHAWAY FIXTURES IS THE EXCLUSIVE SUPPLIER OF LO-FLO TOILETS TO THE WATER COMPANY.
THAT'S RIGHT, HE MAKES MONEY OFF 621-A.
AND THAT'S WHY I MOVE THAT WE VOTE TO OVERTURN IT.
I SECOND THE MOTION.
ALL RIGHT, I CALL FOR A VOTE.
NAY.
NAY.
BUT THESE TOILETS HE'S SELLING, THEY DON'T WORK.
I DON'T OWN ONE, PERSONALLY.
I NEVER EVEN USED ONE.
BUT I'VE KNOWN NATE FOR 18 YEARS.
AND IF HE SAYS THESE LO-FLOS ARE GOOD FOR ARLEN I'M INCLINED TO BELIEVE HIM.
IT'S FIVE-TO-NONE AGAINST YOU, MR.
HILL.
HOW DO YOU VOTE? ( sighing ) I VOTE HANK, WAIT.
OKAY, UNTIL YOU SAY "AYE" OR "NAY" THIS VOTE IS NOT FINAL AND ANY MEMBER WHO LEAVES BEFORE IT'S FINAL FORFEITS THEIR VOTE.
IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN ROBERT'S RULES OF ORDER.
SO THEY CAN'T LEAVE? SO WHAT? SO EVENTUALLY, THEY WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
THE LO-FLOS.
HANK, I HAVE TWO-YEARS WORTH OF MY "MUSINGS" COLUMNS IN MY PURSE.
START READING; DO NOT LET UP.
MR.
HILL, YOU HAVE THE FLOOR.
YES, I DO.
BUT BEFORE I VOTE I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO READ THESE THINGS TO, UH, YOU.
( clearing throat ) "YOU KNOW IT'S AUTUMN WHEN THE LEAVES ARE LEAVING AND THE PINE NEEDLES ARE STICKING AROUND.
" ( giggling ) SORRY.
GO ON.
OH, GOTDANGIT.
IT'S A FILIBUSTER.
WHAT? NOT THAT.
"I'M TIRED OF READING NEGATIVE STORIES "ABOUT TODAY'S YOUTH.
YOU MIGHT SAY I'M ON AN ALL PRO-TEEN DIET.
" HUH.
I'M NOT LEAVING.
I'M JUST GOING TO THE JOHN.
BE MY GUEST.
"THE PEOPLE WHO SAY YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELE WITHOUT CRACKING EGGS ARE ALWAYS PRETTY HARD-BOILED.
" HUH.
( flushing ) MR.
HILL? ( second flush ) ( third flush ) "THEY SAY TIME FLIES, BUT WITH THE WAY THE AIRLINES ARE GOING THESE DAYS, MAYBE TIME SHOULD TAKE THE BUS.
" ( flushing continues ) THAT'S RIGHT, THE BUS.
( groaning ) "THEY SAY AN APPLE A DAY "KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY ( flushing continues ) "BUT IF YOU DON'T GO TO THE DOCTOR "FOR REGULAR CHECKUPS YOU'RE BANANAS.
" ( groans ) "BOTH PEOPLE AND RIVERS MAKE DEPOSITS IN THEIR BANKS" THIS IS JUST SADISTIC.
I WOULDN'T GO IN THE JOHN.
I'LL USE THE LADIES.
TOO LATE.
SOMEBODY ALREADY BROKE IT.
"HOW TO SPELL IT TO BEGIN WITH?" NATE, THOSE LO-FLO TOILETS ARE JUNK.
I'M VOTING WITH HANK.
ME, TOO.
I'M NOT SURE I CAN EVEN MAKE IT HOME.
YOU'RE A BUNCH OF BABIES.
I'M CHANGING MY VOTE.
SAME HERE.
FINE.
HAVE IT YOUR WAY, YOU DO-GOODING PHONIES.
I HOPE YOU ALL ROT IN HELL.
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE NATE FORFEITS HIS VOTE.
I VOTE YES.
THE REPEAL OF ORDINANCE 621-A PASSES, AND I QUIT.
( sighing ) WAY TO GO, DAD! YOU DID IT! FROM NOW ON, NO ONE WILL FLUSH A TOILET IN THIS TOWN WITHOUT THANKING HANK HILL.
YEAH.
WELL, IT WAS STILL WORTH IT.
( toilet flushing ) Hank: STILL?
DOES SHE HAVE ANY IDEA WHEN THIS DROUGHT'S GOING TO END? NO RELIEF IN SIGH AND THAT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE A.
P.
NEWSWIRE TO NANCY TO ME TO YOU.
WELL, STAGE ONE WATER RATIONING WASN'T TOO BAD.
I JUST CUT OUT PEGGY'S CRYSTAL LIGHT.
WHEN WE HIT STAGE TWO I TOOK AWAY BOBBY'S BATHS.
BUT STAGE THREE IS KILLING MY LAWN AND THAT AFFECTS EVERYONE.
BOBBY! ( yells ) HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND NOW.
SHE EXPECTS ME TO SMELL A CERTAIN WAY.
THEN SUCK IT UP AND TAKE A SHOWER.
EH, I DON'T LIKE TO STAND THAT LONG.
HEY, UH J.
J.
HOW'D WE DO? YOU'RE JUST AT YOUR WEEKLY ALLOTMENT.
DANG IT! I SCRIMPED AND SAVED ALL WEEK.
WHY DON'T YOU GET A COUPLE OF THOSE NEW LO-FLO TOILETS? THEY USE ABOUT HALF AS MUCH WATER AND, UH, THE WATER COMPANY IS GIVING THEM OUT FOR FREE.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
MY TOILETS HAVE GIVEN ME 15 YEARS OF DEPENDABLE SERVICE.
I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO TURNS 40 AND RUNS OUT AND BUYS FANCY NEW TOILETS.
Kahn: CHECK IT OUT, HANK HILL! WHO GOT THE GREEN THUMB NOW, HAYSEED? WHAT? NOW, HOW IN STAGE THREE COULD YOU? I USE SECRET ASIAN WATERING TECHNIQUE.
AH, COME ON, THAT'S CRAZY.
DON'T LET MY GENIUS IN MATHEMATICS BLIND YOU TO MY MYSTICAL SIDE.
I COULD SPIT IN A THIMBLE, AND WATER CENTRAL PARK.
( laughing ) GOOD-BYE, TOILETS.
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
NEW LO-FLO TOILETS.
BOY, THIS IS EXCITING BUT I GUESS YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY USED TO IT BY NOW.
YEAH, I'M USED TO IT.
( flushing ) Hank: YOU DON'T TUG ON SUPERMAN'S CAPE YOU DON'T SPIT IN THE WIND YOU DON'T PULL THE MASK OFF WHAT THE? ( flushing ) DANG IT.
STILL? ( flushing continues throughout ) ( clears throat ) HECK OF A GAME.
SO, UH PEGGY, UH I'M JUST CURIOUS.
HOW MANY FLUSHES WAS THAT? A LADY DOES NOT DISCUSS SUCH MATTERS.
IT WAS SIX.
I'M AVERAGING FOUR MYSELF, BUT I'M JUST A KID.
( sighs ) THIS IS CRAZY.
IF YOU HAVE TO FLUSH TWICE YOU'RE ALREADY USING AS MUCH WATER AS OUR OLD TOILETS BUT WE'RE FLUSHING THREE, FOUR SIX TIMES.
WE'RE NOT SAVING ANY WATER.
IF ANYTHING, WE ARE WASTING WATER.
( sighs ) I'M GOING TO CALL THE WATER COMPANY.
SEE ABOUT GETTING THE HIGH-FLOS BACK.
UH-UH, I ALREADY CALLED.
THEY TAKE THE OLD TOILETS, THEY SMASH 'EM UP THEN DUMP THEM IN THE GULF OF MEXICO TO MAKE AN ARTIFICIAL CORAL REEF.
MOM, YOU NEEDED SEVEN! THAT'S IT! ( flushing ) Bobby: THANKS FOR THE HELP WITH THE ALGEBRA HOMEWORK.
NOW, IF YOU EVER NEED HELP WITH YOUR HOMEWORK SANJAY OWES ME A FAVOR.
( clicks tongue ) SO, WAS I 20 GALLONS OVER MY LIMI OR WAS IT A COOL 40? LOOK, I ALREADY TOLD YOU, IT'S A HUNDRED BUCKS.
IT'S A BRIBE, NOT A TIP.
OKAY, OKAY.
BEST HUNDRED BUCKS I EVER SPENT.
SO, THIS DIRTY MONEY GOING FOR MORE STEROIDS OR HAIR PLUGS? ( laughing ) JUST KIDDING! AW, YOU ALL RIGHT, JACK LaLANNE.
( doorbell rings ) HUH? HEY, WHAT YOU DOING? I'M HERE TO TAKE A BATH.
ARE YOU CRAZY? GET OUT! LEGALLY I CAN SHOOT YOU NOW.
WITH WHAT, A WATER PISTOL? YOU SEEMED TO HAVE PLENTY OF THE WET STUFF THESE DAYS DON'T YOU, SIR? ( laughing ) AW I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I USE SECRET ASIAN WATERING TECHNIQUE.
BEST HUNDRED BUCKS YOU EVER SPENT.
( shrieks ) WHAT YOU WANT? BATHS AND LOTS OF 'EM.
OH, AND I'M TIRED OF CLIMBING IN AND OU OF CONNIE'S WINDOW.
FROM NOW ON, I'LL BE USING THE FRONT DOOR.
Hank: EXCUSE ME.
WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR GOOD TOILETS? SORRY, WE DON'T STOCK THE GOOD TOILETS ANYMORE.
JUST THE LO-FLOS.
AND EVEN IF I DID HAVE THE HIGH-FLOS IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL TO INSTALL THEM IN HEIMLICH COUNTY.
( sighs ) WHICH IDIOT MADE IT ILLEGAL TO INSTALL A WORKING TOILE IN YOUR OWN BATHROOM? THE BOARD OF ZONING AND RESOURCES.
ORDINANCE 621-A.
THE BOARD OF ZONING AND RESOURCES DID THIS? HUH.
I LOVE THEIR SETBACK REQUIREMENTS.
Man: THE MOTION TO POSTPONE ITEM 25 UNTIL NEXT WEEK CARRIES.
ANY OTHER BUSINESS? ( clears throat ) HANK HILL HERE-- ASSISTANT MANAGER, STRICKLAND PROPANE.
MAY I FIRST SAY WHAT AN HONOR IT IS TO BE ADDRESSING THIS DISTINGUISHED BOARD.
NOW, I RECENTLY INSTALLED LO-FLO, UH FIXTURES IN MY HOME.
MR.
HILL, UH, IN ORDER TO EVEN DISCUSS THIS ISSUE IT WOULD HAVE TO BE ON THE AGENDA.
OKAY, THEN, LET'S PUT IT ON THE AGENDA.
SIR, ONLY A MEMBER OF THE BOARD OF ZONING AND RESOURCES CAN PLACE ITEMS ON THE AGENDA.
B-BUT MY TOILETS MR.
HILL, YOUR TIME IS UP.
WE APPRECIATE YOUR COMMENTS.
UH, MR.
CHAIRMAN I'D LIKE TO REMIND THE MEMBERS OF THE BOARD THAT IT IS EARL'S BIRTHDAY.
I MOVE WE WISH EARL "HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
" I SECOND THE MOTION.
ALL IN FAVOR? All: AYE.
THE MOTION CARRIES.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EARL.
Hank: THEN BEFORE I KNEW IT, MY TIME WAS UP.
I NEVER EVEN GOT TO MENTION THE SORRY STATE OF MY LAWN.
DID YOU MOVE TO EXTEND TIME FOR CONSIDERATION OF THE PENDING QUESTION? WHAT?! HOW'D YOU DO THAT? HANK, I AM A VETERAN OF P.
T.
A.
MEETINGS BOTH AS A "P" AND A "T" AND I HAVE READ THE BIBLE OF PARLIAMENTARY PROCEDURE KNOWN AS ROBERT'S RULES OF ORDER.
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE SHOULD RUN FOR MAYOR.
I MEAN, YOU ARE THE SMARTEST MAN IN TOWN, DAD.
( Hank chuckles ) WELL YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING SAYING I COULDN'T RUN FOR A SPOT ON THE BOARD OF ZONING AND RESOURCES.
WELL, YOU CAN COUNT ON MY VOTE ASSUMING I AGREE WITH YOUR PLATFORM.
"I, HANK HILL "DO HEREBY SUBMIT THIS APPLICATION "TO BE ON THE BALLOT FOR ELECTION "TO THE BOARD OF ZONING AND RESOURCES.
"I WILL BUILD MY PLATFORM ON THICK, HEALTHY LAWNS MADE POSSIBLE BY EFFICIENT TOILETS THAT DON'T WASTE WATER.
" OKAY, YOU'RE IN.
YOU HEAR THAT, BOBBY? YOUR OLD MAN'S ON THE BALLOT.
THERE IS NO BALLOT.
THERE'S BEEN AN EMPTY SEAT ON THE BOARD FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE A BOARD MEMBER.
WE WON! NO, BOBBY ARLEN WON.
( Hank sighs ) IT'S GONE FROM EVERGREEN TO AMBER MIST.
ASHES TO ASHES.
( muttering ) WE'D HAVE SO MUCH MORE WATER FOR OUR LAWNS IF WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT STUPID TOILET LAW.
I'M GOING TO USE ALL THE POWER OF MY POSITION TO GET OUR OLD TOILETS BACK.
THEY SAY POWER IS THE ULTIMATE APHRODISIAC.
HANK, CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO MADELEINE ALBRIGHT? PEOPLE, PEOPLE! THERE ARE LIMITS TO OUR NEWLY EMPOWERED FRIEND HANK'S POWER.
HE DEALS IN SIMPLE COUNTY-LEVEL MATTERS LIKE THE PERMIT I NEED TO BUILD MY NEW FENCE.
NOW, DALE, FIRST YOU NEED TO WRITE UP YOUR PROPOSAL.
THEN YOU NEED TO PRESENT I TO THE BOARD FOR A VOTE AND THEN DEMOCRACY HAPPENS.
I GET A NEW FENCE! GIMME FENCE, LOTS OF FENCE HEY! PLEASE FENCE ME IN OOH, YEAH! GIVE ME FENCE LOTS OF FENCE PLEASE FENCE ME IN Nate: MOTION TO APPROVE ITEM 39 THE RESOLUTION TO INCLUDE IN THE CITY FEE ORDINANCE THE SMART GROWTH INCENTIVES.
SECOND.
ALL IN FAVOR? Members: AYE.
Hank: AYE! MOTION PASSES.
NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS: MR.
DALE GRIBBLE'S REQUEST FOR A ZONING VARIANCE.
UH, IN THE INTEREST OF IMPARTIALITY I WOULD LIKE TO PUT ON THE RECORD THAT DALE GRIBBLE IS A CLOSE FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR.
AND I WILL ADD THAT I KNOW HIM TO BE A GOOD FATHER AND A RESPONSIBLE CITIZEN OF ARLEN.
WELL PUT.
MR.
CHAIRMAN, BOARD MEMBERS: BASICALLY, WHAT I AM ENVISIONING IS A 12-FOOT, 10,000-VOL ELECTRIFIED PROTECTIVE FENCE WITH GUARD TOWER.
THANK YOU.
DALE, THAT IS THE SINGLE DUMBEST ALL IN FAVOR? YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A JACKASS.
( weary sigh ) ALL IN FAVOR OF MR.
GRIBBLE'S VARIANCE.
NAY.
Members: NAY.
REQUEST DENIED.
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
FINAL ORDER OF BUSINESS: ITEM 41 HAS ALSO BEEN PUT ON THE AGENDA BY MR.
HILL.
CHAIRMAN YIELDS THE FLOOR.
THANK YOU, CHAIRMAN HASHAWAY.
( clears throat ) "1.
6 GALLONS PER FLUSH PER LO-FLO TOILET.
" SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD, DOESN'T IT? "BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IN THE REAL WORLD "WHERE THINGS DON'T FLUSH LIKE THEY DO IN THE MOVIES "IT CAN TAKE THREE, FOUR "OR IN THE CASE OF MY WIFE, PEGGY HILL "SIX FLUSHES "TO COMPLETELY REMOVE SOLID WASTE.
"THE FACT IS THESE TOILETS ARE SQUANDERING MORE WATER THAN THEY ARE SAVING.
" THANK YOU.
MR.
HILL, I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT THE BOARD FULLY CONSIDERED ALL VIEWPOINTS BEFORE APPROVING ORDINANCE 621-A.
SEE Y'ALL WEDNESDAY.
OH, OH, WHAT AM I SAYING? I'LL SEE YOU SUNDAY AT EARL'S PARTY.
THERE'S A PARTY? HEY, I KNOW YOU.
( deep, official voice): CHAIR RECOGNIZES HANK HILL.
( chuckles ) SERIOUSLY, HANK I WANT YOU TO SEE SOMETHING.
BECAUSE OF THE WORSENING DROUGH WE THOUGHT WE'D SWAP THESE HIGH-FLOS FOR A COUPLE OF WATER-SAVERS.
SO, UM, UH WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE OLD TOILETS? BE HAPPY AND WE'LL MOVE ON TO THE IMPORTANT BUSINESS OF ZONING AND RESOURCES.
WELL, THAT'S MIGHTY NICE OF YOU, NATE BUT THAT WOULD BE BREAKING THE LAW.
SO UNTIL I GET THAT LAW REVOKED I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SAY NOT YET.
YOU'RE A REAL BOY SCOUT, AREN'T YOU, HANK? MADE IT TO EAGLE.
GOOD NIGHT.
MR.
GRIBBLE? ( screaming ) AH, DON'T SNEAK UP.
( stammering ) I ALMOST OH, I'M SORRY.
I HEAR YOU'RE HANK HILL'S NEIGHBOR.
I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A LITTLE PIECE OF BUSINESS.
GO ON.
( Hank groaning ) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WELL, I WAS LISTENING TO YOUR MOTHER TELL ME ABOUT HER DAY AND THEN IT HIT ME-- FREEZER SHAVINGS-- THEY'RE MADE OF WATER.
OOH, LOOK AT ALL THE FROS INSIDE THIS BOX OF FLETCHER'S CORNY DOGS.
THANK YOU, JESUS.
( alarm buzzing ) HEY, McNUGGET! WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING? SHH! MY DAD WILL HEAR US.
YOU BREAKING OUR AGREEMENT.
MY BRIBE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR BATH MY SLIP 'N' SLIDE AND YOUR FATHER'S LAWN.
SOMETHING GOTTA GIVE AND IT NOT GONNA BE MY SLIP 'N' SLIDE.
AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE MY DAD'S LAWN.
FORGET THE BATHS.
DONE.
AND YOU CAN FORGET YOUR FRONT DOOR PRIVILEGES.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
I UN-CRIMP! COME ON, BOBBY.
YOU SLEPT THROUGH THE BUS, IF SWEET SAINT AUGUSTINE.
( gasps ) IT WORKED THAT FAST? YEAH, WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT? I WAS HOPING THOSE FREEZER SHAVINGS WOULD WORK BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I HAD MY DOUBTS.
MM-MM! THAT'S A HANDSOME LAWN.
WELL, YOUR RALEIGH- SAINT AUGUSTINE IS A REAL DEEP-ROOTED SOD.
AND IT TAKES A PRETTY PICTURE, TOO.
THESE WERE TAKEN OVER THE LAST SEVERAL NIGHTS BY A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.
IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, THAT'S YOUR BOY VIOLATING THE WATER-RATIONING LAWS WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOSE.
BOBBY?! DON'T WORRY, I'LL KEEP YOUR SECRET.
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU KEEP PUSHING THAT TOILET ISSUE.
( wind whistling ) I IDOLIZED YOU.
BOBBY, YOU STOLE WATER.
YOU VIOLATED BOTH THE LETTER AND THE SPIRI OF THE WATER RATIONING RULES.
DAD, I DIDN'T STEAL THE WATER.
MR.
SOUPHANOUSINPHONE LET ME HAVE IT.
DON'T LIE TO ME, SON.
KAHN HATES MY LAWN.
NO, IT'S TRUE.
I MEAN, I HAD TO BLACKMAIL HIM.
BLACKMAIL?! ( heavy sigh ) MR.
SOUPHANOUSINPHONE STARTED IT.
I CAUGHT HIM BRIBING THE METER READER GUY.
OH, GOD.
J.
J.
, TOO? BUT DAD, I SAVED YOUR LAWN.
I DON'T HAVE A LAWN, I HAVE A CRIME SCENE.
AND THAT GRASS IS GETTING THE DEATH PENALTY.
NO MORE WATER.
DAD, GUESS WHAT? I JUST TOOK A 30-SECOND SHOWER AND I'M GOING TO DRY MYSELF OFF ON THE LAWN.
THE LAWN'S DEAD, BOBBY.
YOU'RE JUST MAKING MUD.
HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY.
( weary sigh ) DALE, YOU CAN'T BUILD THAT FENCE.
YOU NEED A VARIANCE.
VARIANCE, SHMARIANCE, PUDDING AND PIE.
SIGNED BY NATE HASHAWAY?! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? STOP INTERROGATING ME! I'LL NEVER CRACK.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ALL RIGHT! I DID IT! I TOOK THE PHOTOS OF THE ILLEGAL LAWN HYDRATION FOR HASHAWAY.
WHAT?! YOU SOLD ME OUT FOR A STUPID FENCE? YOU BET I DID.
I'M SO ASHAMED.
HERE-- TEAR IT UP, IF THAT EMPTY GESTURE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
( gasps ) HANK, YOU'RE ALIVE TO ME.
CALL ME! ( violin playing ) CONNIE? "HASHAWAY.
" ( weather report playing on TV) DAD, I FOUND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT HASHAWAY THAT YOU COULD USE AGAINST HIM.
BOBBY, YOU KEEP YOUR DIRT.
I'VE GOT ENOUGH WHERE MY LAWN USED TO BE.
DAD, LISTEN-- I WAS CLIMBING THROUGH CONNIE'S WINDOW AND THEN I SAW HER WINDOW?! YOUR MOTHER SAID KAHN WAS LETTING YOU USE THE FRONT DOOR.
HE WAS BUT I GAVE THAT UP TO WATER YOUR LAWN.
THIS MEETING IS CALLED TO ORDER.
SORRY I TOOK SO LONG.
I WENT TO POWDER MY NOSE-- IT TOOK EIGHT FLUSHES.
( heavy sigh ) THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.
FIRST ITEM OF BUSINESS-- UH-HUH.
WELL, IT'S OUR OLD FRIEND "PROPOSAL TO REPEAL ORDINANCE 621-A.
" I BELIEVER MR.
HILL NOW WANTS TO RESCIND HIS PROPOSAL.
NO, SIR, I DO NOT.
YOU SEE, THE ENVELOPE IN FRONT OF MR.
HASHAWAY THERE CONTAINS PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY SON WATERING MY LAWN WITH STOLEN WATER.
I ACCEPT FULL RESPONSIBILITY AND AFTER TONIGHT'S MEETING I WILL RESIGN MY POSITION.
BUT WHY IS NATE HASHAWAY FIGHTING SO HARD TO KEEP LO-FLO TOILETS? BECAUSE HIS COMPANY, HASHAWAY FIXTURES IS THE EXCLUSIVE SUPPLIER OF LO-FLO TOILETS TO THE WATER COMPANY.
THAT'S RIGHT, HE MAKES MONEY OFF 621-A.
AND THAT'S WHY I MOVE THAT WE VOTE TO OVERTURN IT.
I SECOND THE MOTION.
ALL RIGHT, I CALL FOR A VOTE.
NAY.
NAY.
BUT THESE TOILETS HE'S SELLING, THEY DON'T WORK.
I DON'T OWN ONE, PERSONALLY.
I NEVER EVEN USED ONE.
BUT I'VE KNOWN NATE FOR 18 YEARS.
AND IF HE SAYS THESE LO-FLOS ARE GOOD FOR ARLEN I'M INCLINED TO BELIEVE HIM.
IT'S FIVE-TO-NONE AGAINST YOU, MR.
HILL.
HOW DO YOU VOTE? ( sighing ) I VOTE HANK, WAIT.
OKAY, UNTIL YOU SAY "AYE" OR "NAY" THIS VOTE IS NOT FINAL AND ANY MEMBER WHO LEAVES BEFORE IT'S FINAL FORFEITS THEIR VOTE.
IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN ROBERT'S RULES OF ORDER.
SO THEY CAN'T LEAVE? SO WHAT? SO EVENTUALLY, THEY WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
THE LO-FLOS.
HANK, I HAVE TWO-YEARS WORTH OF MY "MUSINGS" COLUMNS IN MY PURSE.
START READING; DO NOT LET UP.
MR.
HILL, YOU HAVE THE FLOOR.
YES, I DO.
BUT BEFORE I VOTE I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO READ THESE THINGS TO, UH, YOU.
( clearing throat ) "YOU KNOW IT'S AUTUMN WHEN THE LEAVES ARE LEAVING AND THE PINE NEEDLES ARE STICKING AROUND.
" ( giggling ) SORRY.
GO ON.
OH, GOTDANGIT.
IT'S A FILIBUSTER.
WHAT? NOT THAT.
"I'M TIRED OF READING NEGATIVE STORIES "ABOUT TODAY'S YOUTH.
YOU MIGHT SAY I'M ON AN ALL PRO-TEEN DIET.
" HUH.
I'M NOT LEAVING.
I'M JUST GOING TO THE JOHN.
BE MY GUEST.
"THE PEOPLE WHO SAY YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELE WITHOUT CRACKING EGGS ARE ALWAYS PRETTY HARD-BOILED.
" HUH.
( flushing ) MR.
HILL? ( second flush ) ( third flush ) "THEY SAY TIME FLIES, BUT WITH THE WAY THE AIRLINES ARE GOING THESE DAYS, MAYBE TIME SHOULD TAKE THE BUS.
" ( flushing continues ) THAT'S RIGHT, THE BUS.
( groaning ) "THEY SAY AN APPLE A DAY "KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY ( flushing continues ) "BUT IF YOU DON'T GO TO THE DOCTOR "FOR REGULAR CHECKUPS YOU'RE BANANAS.
" ( groans ) "BOTH PEOPLE AND RIVERS MAKE DEPOSITS IN THEIR BANKS" THIS IS JUST SADISTIC.
I WOULDN'T GO IN THE JOHN.
I'LL USE THE LADIES.
TOO LATE.
SOMEBODY ALREADY BROKE IT.
"HOW TO SPELL IT TO BEGIN WITH?" NATE, THOSE LO-FLO TOILETS ARE JUNK.
I'M VOTING WITH HANK.
ME, TOO.
I'M NOT SURE I CAN EVEN MAKE IT HOME.
YOU'RE A BUNCH OF BABIES.
I'M CHANGING MY VOTE.
SAME HERE.
FINE.
HAVE IT YOUR WAY, YOU DO-GOODING PHONIES.
I HOPE YOU ALL ROT IN HELL.
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE NATE FORFEITS HIS VOTE.
I VOTE YES.
THE REPEAL OF ORDINANCE 621-A PASSES, AND I QUIT.
( sighing ) WAY TO GO, DAD! YOU DID IT! FROM NOW ON, NO ONE WILL FLUSH A TOILET IN THIS TOWN WITHOUT THANKING HANK HILL.
YEAH.
WELL, IT WAS STILL WORTH IT.
( toilet flushing ) Hank: STILL?