Bob's Burgers s14e11 Episode Script

1
[GENE] Ugh. I can't believe I'm doing
math homework on a Saturday.
I should be enjoying my
precious childhood right now.
Yeah, you should be toiling away in
your family's restaurant, like us.
Yeah Gene, hurry up and
finish your homework,
- so you can get in on this.
- [GRUNTS] Dang it.
- I think I need help.
- [BOB] Oh.
- From someone here?
- Four!
Or maybe you just need encouragement?
- You can do it, Gene.
- What's the question?
It's a percentage thing, but
there's a lot of retail talk.
It says, "A hat salesman
named Peter sells two hats
every 20 minutes for $29 each."
Uh, wait, I need to write this
down. Um, two hats, 20 minutes.
"And the store is open from
10:00 a.m. until 5:00 p.m.,
"but on Wednesdays, he sells
- eight times the amount of hats."
- Wednesday
-"What percentage of weekly hat sales"
-Um, eight times the amount
- "does Peter make on a Tuesday?"
- of hats
Oh God. What do you have so far?
I just wrote down
"Peter divided by hats."
I don't think the answer
is Peter divided by hats.
- Hats divided by Peter?
- Um, hang on.
Let's see if we can figure this out.
Um, I-I was really
bad at math in school.
- But you're good at it now?
- [PHONE RINGING]
Oh, Teddy's calling.
I will of course, uh,
be able to help you
after I talk to Teddy, but maybe
your mom or Tina can get you started.
Uh, bye.
Okay, what kind of hats
are we talking about?
Hey, Teddy.
[TEDDY] Bob, calm
down. Everything is fine.
- What?
- Ah, I'm gonna be okay, Bob.
We're-we're gonna get through this.
Teddy, Teddy, what's going on?
I'm-I'm kind of stuck, in a place.
- You're stuck? Where?
- Underground.
What? Do you need me to call 911?
No. I-I just need you to maybe
come and get me out of here
so I can finish the job I'm working on.
Me get you out? G-Get you out of where?
I'm stuck inside a safe
in a survival bunker.
Uh, Teddy, everything
you're saying sounds crazy
and like I should probably
definitely call for help.
No! Don't do that.
If this job goes well,
I could become this
guy's go-to handy-person.
But right now, it's-it's
not going that well.
- Because you're stuck in a safe?
- Because I'm stuck in a safe.
I'm so sorry to ask, I-I'm
sure you're medium-busy
with whatever you do, but
if you could just come and
- let me out, that would be,
- Wait a minute,
what-what do you mean whatever I do?
Well, I know sometimes you
stand around the kitchen
and you're not doing anything,
- you're just kind of staring off
- Well, that's not the
Well, look, let's focus on
what's going on with y
I'm not saying you're doing that now,
- I'm just saying, sometimes
- Okay, Teddy, where are you?
That's the thing. I-I
- don't really know.
- What do you mean?
Well, I drove out to a parking lot
next to a gas station on
Main Street in Oakville,
then I got into his truck
and then he blindfolded
me on the way here.
- He blindfolded you?
- Yeah.
- Teddy, who is this guy?
- Gerald. He hired me to build
a false wall in the back
of his safe in his bunker,
so when you open the
safe, it looks empty.
And then you open a
secret door in the back,
and that's where he can hide
his vintage candy dispenser collection.
He doesn't trust his mom,
but they love each other.
- Long story.
- Okay.
Last week, he hired me to
do a job at his other house,
his place in town, but it
turns out it was a loyalty test.
A loyalty test?
He said he wanted new hardware
on his drawers in his kitchen.
So, I go to his place,
walks me into his kitchen,
and then he says he has
to head out for a bit.
I open up the first drawer
to start working on it,
and there's a sandwich sitting in there.
There was a sandwich in the drawer?
Yeah. I really want
to eat it, but I don't.
- Hm. Mm-hmm.
- Then I open the second drawer
and there's a piece of cake in there,
- but I don't eat that either.
- Yup.
[TEDDY] I open the last drawer,
and it's stuffed with cash.
- Um, I
- Anyway,
I didn't take any of the money.
And I guess he did this to,
like, two guys before me,
and they ate the
sandwich, like, right away,
and then finished off the cake
and they took some of the cash.
So they failed the test.
I-I don't understand
just eating a sandwich
you find in a drawer.
It's a free roast beef sandwich, Bob.
- But it was in a drawer. I, uh
- Bob, please.
This guy is pretty rich.
It'd be nice to work for him.
But he can't know that
I got myself stuck.
I'll-I'll get fired.
He said he'd be back in a
few hours to check on me.
Wait, how-how did you get stuck?
Did you lock yourself inside?
Well, you can't really
lock yourself inside.
There's a release, but
I accidentally discovered
a different way to get stuck.
See, I brought down a bunch of
heavy sheet metal, a sheet-load.
They sell them in sheet-loads.
- [BOB] Uh-huh.
- [TEDDY] And I bought a little too much
'cause I wanted to be prepared. Anyway,
the extra sheet metal was
leaning against a chair,
but I guess it was a rocking chair,
and the sheet metal must
have toppled over, and now
it's pinning the door closed real good.
Like, real good. I-I gave
it everything I had, Bob.
I almost threw my shoulder out.
It is not budging.
And you're sure your
phone can't just, like,
tell us where you are?
Gerald made me erase all my map apps
and a-a bunch of other
apps before I came here.
Can you download them again?
I tried. Nothing will download.
I'm lucky I have enough
signal to get through to you.
- Mm.
- So you just have to somehow find me,
move the sheet metal, and
then I can get out of here.
Teddy, I feel like anybody
would be better at this than me.
No, Bob, you're-you're
the guy for this.
- You're the smartest guy I know.
- [SIGHS] Teddy, I couldn't even
help my 11-year-old
with his homework.
Gene was doing homework? That's new.
Please can-can we just call a, like,
a pr-a professional
person getter-outer?
911 people? They-they
do this kind of thing.
- I don't.
- No, no, no, no, no.
It has to be you, Bob.
I need this Gerald
connection. We're not all
economically comfortable like you are.
Teddy, I'm not [SIGHS] Okay.
- All right, I'll-I'll try.
- You will?
Thank you, Bob. Thank you so much.
Also, I should tell you that my phone
is almost out of battery life.
- What?!
- Yeah.
Why'd you tell me the whole long story
about the sandwich in the drawer
if you're running out
of battery in a safe?
- Context.
- Okay, just hang up.
I'm gonna tell my family
about this very normal
thing I'm about to do.
- Oh, you're listening.
- And I'm coming with you.
I have a certain set of
skills. I will find him.
Yeah, I want to help
rescue Teddy from a safe.
Me too. And after we save him,
we can all go out for dumplings.
No, wait fudge.
Kids, it's nice you
want to come, but, uh,
I don't think this is even
really safe for me to do.
Uh, I can't bring you. I-I'm sorry.
That is ridiculous.
We never get to rescue
anyone from inside a safe.
[TEDDY] Bob, did you say goodbye?
- I couldn't hear you.
- Teddy, hang up.
Yup. Sorry. Hanging up. Miss you.
See you soon. Got to go.
Okay, Teddy, I'm here.
Uh, I'm at the lot.
I-I see your truck.
This still seems like a terrible idea,
but if I'm gonna have
any chance of finding you,
you need to tell me
everything you remember
about your drive with Gerald.
And talk fast 'cause I
don't know how much battery
you have left.
Uh, like, 20%? No, wait, 15%.
[SIGHS] That's not as good as 20%.
- See how smart you are, Bob?
- Just talk, Teddy.
So, I got in his truck
and he blindfolded me,
and not in a scary way. I-I
mean, I was a little scared,
but it's fine. I'm fine.
Mm. Do you remember
which way you turned out
- of the parking lot?
- Uh, I'm pretty sure we made a right.
Uh, all right. What else?
Hm, let's see, uh, he was
listening to the radio. Oldies.
That song "Judy in Disguise" came on
as we pulled out of the parking lot,
and he was kind of singing
along. You know that song?
Uh, I don't. Uh, keep going,
but try to say more helpful things.
- Not about music.
- Right. Uh, I think we were on
a normal road at the
beginning 'cause it was smooth.
- You know, like a road.
- [BOB] Okay.
Yeah, but then,
I think we turned right again,
and it got really bumpy,
and the chorus of the song came on,
and it made Gerald's voice sound crazy.
Like, uh, Judy in disguise ♪
- With glasses. ♪
- Mm-hmm. Okay, anything else?
It-it doesn't have to be
about that song at all.
Oh, at some point, Gerald put on
this really nice aftershave.
While he was driving?
Yeah, he must've opened a bottle of it
and splashed it on his face.
Okay. That's odd.
Well, whatever it was, all of a sudden,
the inside of the truck
smelled incredible.
And then, like, right
after the aftershave,
he parked, and then he
let me out of the truck,
and he walked me through a yard
to a staircase and down into the bunker.
Uh, okay, so you turned
right and then right again
and then Gerald was
singing "Judy in Disguise."
- Yup.
- And then he put on aftershave.
- Yeah.
- Okay, great.
- Oh! Wait!
- What?
What-what if I download that song
and start driving and when
they sing the glasses part,
I look for a bumpy road on the right
and turn onto it?
[CHUCKLES] Unbelievable.
That's so smart.
The song will be like a road map.
So the song turns out to be
pretty helpful information.
You made it sound like it wasn't.
Sorry, yes, it was helpful information.
Uh, okay. I'm gonna download the song.
I-I think my phone does that.
And then and then I'll
call you right back.
Okay, I'm gonna download it, too.
I-I want to listen to it.
Damn, I can't do that. Not enough bars.
Uh-oh. I'm down to
nine percent, Bobby.
Okay, hang up. Y-You
have to save your battery.
Right, right, but do you
want me to stay on the line
and walk you through
the download process?
No, Teddy. Hang up.
You just seemed nervous
about the downloading.
[BREAKING UP] Hang the up, Teddy.
What? You're breaking up.
Bob? Bob?
Bob? Oh, you're gone.
Good thing I'm not claustrophobic.
Or am I? Eh
I just realized I'm claustrophobic.
Aah! I'm claustrophobic!
Okay, I'm stopping with
the math. I'm angry at it
and I think I'm gonna give it
the silent treatment for a while
- and see if that works.
- [ENTRY BELL JINGLES]
Hi. Welcome to Bob's Burgers.
- Oh, good, you're not busy.
- That's our slogan.
Hang on a second.
They're wide open in here!
- [WHOOPS]
- Yeah!
We just won the Over-40 Co-ed Rec
League Basketball tournament.
- Yeah, we did!
- Right on, right on.
We're celebrating and we're starving.
Over 40 and still sporty. I love it.
Take some menus. Sit anywhere.
- I'll get some fries, maybe.
- Yeah.
[GASPS] Um, quick family meeting
in the kitchen, please?
I think the stars are aligning.
Dad is gone. Seven
hungry customers walk in.
I think the day has finally come.
- We pick a new lover for Mom?
- No.
- Boo.
- We sell them on the greatest,
biggest, most exciting
form of group celebration
[ECHOING] the Beef-hemoth.
- Oh, my God. Yes.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, boy.
- [ECHOING] The Beef-hemoth!
- Yes!
Aka Beef-alo Bill.
Aka the Patty the Size of Cincinnati.
Whatever you call it,
it's the burger that breaks
the world record for
biggest burger ever.
What do you say? Should we
make some dreams come true?
Uh, your dad never loved that dream.
- Because he's a hater.
- And probably so jealous.
Also, I don't think you're gonna break
the world record. Just looking up
Yup. You're not gonna
break the world record.
- Another hater.
- Stop that.
And nobody's gonna be able to finish it.
It's too much food. It's wasteful.
I've never heard of too much food.
We promise, none of it will go to waste.
How do we even charge
for this kind of thing?
- We're gonna lose money on it.
- Isn't that what we normally do?
Eh, kind of. What about the giant bun?
Mom, we've already thought this through.
The bakery around the corner
has a huge loaf of bread
that they always put
in the window display.
It'll be perfect. So,
if they want to order it,
can we make it?
- Please?
- Please!
- Please, please, please.
- Say yes!
Okay, fine.
- Yay! - Yes!
- Yes!
Beef
- Calm down, calm down.
- Hemoth.
So, what do you say?
Can we put you down
for the Beef-hemoth?
- Let's do it! - Yeah!
- Damn straight!
- Great.
- But this isn't like the thing
where, if you finish
it, you get it for free.
- You just have to finish it.
- Or our daddy will be angry.
And you do not want our daddy
to be angry. It's very awkward.
His face gets red.
[SIGHS] Damn it. Oh, wait.
- [LAUGHS] Oh.
- [PHONE RINGS]
- Hello? Hang on.
- [TEDDY] Hello?
- Uh, hi.
- Are you at the dirt road?
No. Sorry. I-I just got it downloaded.
I've never downloaded
anything on my phone before.
- I think it was surprised.
- Play it.
I should hang up because
of your battery, Teddy.
No, Bob. Try it, please.
I need the human connection right now.
I might be having a panic attack.
I can't tell 'cause
I've never had one before
- or I'm always having one.
- Uh, okay, okay.
I-I'll try. Uh, uh, all right,
putting you on speakerphone.
I am
pulling out of the
lot and pressing play.
["JUDY IN DISGUISE" PLAYING]
- It's a toe-tapper, right?
- Uh,
I can't really focus on that right now.
No, no, no!
A tractor just pulled
out in front of me.
- I-I got to slow way down.
- What?
Bob, no! The "with glasses" part
is gonna come on and you
won't know where to turn.
- Teddy, I know.
- Can you pass it?
No. There are cars coming the
other way that will hit me,
- and I-I won't like that.
- Well, try honking.
I don't like honking at people.
Just give the horn a
little friendly tap.
- Ugh, fine.
- [HORN HONKS]
- Bob, don't pound on it.
- I barely touched it.
Wait, he's pulling over. Yes!
Thank you. Sorry. Uh, cool tractor.
Bob, you got to speed up. You
got to make up for lost time.
Okay, Teddy. "With glasses."
He just said, "with glasses." Oh, gosh.
Uh, I don't know if this
plan is gonna work now.
Oh. I see a right turn ahead.
- D-Do you think that's it?
- I'm in a bunker, Bob.
- I don't know.
- It-It's a dirt road.
- L-Like you said. [GRUNTS]
- Take it!
Oh, yeah. Bumpy road.
- You did it. You did it.
- Yes!
Oh, that's too bumpy. Slowing down.
- Oh, no.
- What?
- No, no, no, no, no.
- What? What? Wh-What is it?
Teddy, the road splits
into three different roads.
How do I know where to go?
I don't know how to choose.
You know what you do You just
Teddy? Teddy?
Oh, no. Oh, my God. Did your
phone run out of batteries?
Teddy?
- Teddy!
- Judy in disguise ♪
- This is a good song.
- With glasses. ♪
[BOB] Oh, come on, which
road did you take, Teddy?
Uh, maybe I can get out
and look for fresh tire tracks?
Nope. That's not
something I know how to do.
This just looks like dirt.
[LOUISE] It's so big.
It's so much meat in one place.
I think it has its
own gravitational pull.
- Are we orbiting it?
- I feel it.
Listen, kids, I like the Beefy Moth.
Beef-hemoth,
Mom. Beef-hemoth.
Yeah, sure, sure. It's just,
how are we gonna flip it?
- Uh, we haven't worked that part out yet.
- What?
Well, how do you flip
Dad? We'll just go from there.
- [PHONE RINGS]
- Oh, speaking of your
Dad, he's calling. Hey.
How's the rescue mission going?
Well, Teddy's phone battery died
and I have no idea where to go.
- Oh, no.
- Ugh, why did Teddy think I could do this?
- 'Cause you can. I know you can.
- Uh-huh, but what if I can't?
Well, don't say that.
That's not gonna help.
That thought's gonna crowd
out all the smart thoughts
you're about to have.
Say something smart.
Like Oh, um, how would
you flip a giant burger?
Oh, God. They didn't make
the giant burger, did they?
Who would agree to eat that?
An over-40 co-ed
basketball team.
They're excited about it.
Seriously? Oh. A truck's coming.
- I should ask them something.
- Wait, Bob,
-we have to flip the burger,
-Okay, good luck.
- but we don't know what we're gonna
- I'll call you back.
- Oh, okay. Bye.
- [GENE] Well,
was father very, very proud of us?
Or very, very, very proud of us?
- Hey. Hey! Uh, excuse me.
- You all right there?
Yeah. Uh, I'm-I'm just trying
to find a-a friend, though.
Well, I'm flattered, but
Sorry. I mean, I'm-I'm
looking for a friend.
He His phone died,
but he-he's up one
of these roads, so
Oh. Well, I didn't see anyone.
Uh, are-are there houses up that way?
Yeah. Does your friend live in a house?
Oh. No. He's, uh, doing
some work in one, or near one.
Okay, well, good luck.
[SNIFFS] Aftershave. Wait. Wait. Stop.
Oh, I thought we were done talking.
Sorry. I smell aftershave.
Is that-is that you?
Well, kind of. It's witch
hazel. It grows up the road,
and it blooms in the winter.
Uh, is-is witch-hazel
used in aftershave?
Uh, yeah.
Oh, my God. That's it.
That-That's the smell.
So Gerald lives next to a field
of witch hazel.
Uh, okay. Sure.
Does it grow anywhere else around here?
Um Well, not that I know of.
- Just back up there.
- Yes! Thanks.
You're really excited about this.
I am. Y-You just helped me out a lot.
Thank you, guy in truck.
Sorry, I-I didn't get your name.
You don't need to know my name.
I'm just gonna drive away from you now.
Thank you. Thank you.
Okay, this is it.
This is why you gave birth to us, Mom.
- Eh
- We're about to use two baking sheets
and four spatulas to try
to flip what I'm assuming
is 100 to 1,000 pounds of beef.
Some of us might not make it.
- Uh
- Oh, my.
But just know this
burger will be our legacy.
Why do Mom and Tina get safety goggles?
They're just our glasses.
You lucky nerds.
All right, let's make history.
We flip on three.
One, two,
- three!
- [ALL GRUNT]
- All right! - [LAUGHS]
- [CHEERS]
It's like what we do every day,
but for some reason it's fun now.
- 'Cause it's big.
- [DEB] How's it going in there?
- We moving along?
- Uh
great. It-It's going great.
We're pretty hungry.
Like, really hungry.
We're not sad about
how long it's taking,
but we are sad that we don't have food.
[WEAK CHUCKLE] It's
gonna be out real soon.
- Uh, too soon.
- Oh crap, the bun!
Mom, money. I'll go to the bakery
- and get the giant loaf.
- Okay.
- Is that a euphemism? Sorry.
- Oh, uh,
basketball players, uh,
you're-you're gonna be so
happy in just a few moments.
- We are almost there.
- Hi. Hi. Sorry, bye.
[ENTRY BELL JINGLES]
[SNIFFS] Come on, witch hazel.
[SNIFFS] Wait, I think I smell it.
[SNIFFS] Ooh, I definitely smell it. Ha!
There it is! Oh, my God.
That must be the house.
Okay, no truck.
Uh, maybe Gerald isn't here.
That-that would be good.
Hm, I don't like parking so close
in case he has cameras
and he looks up my license
plate and comes to kill me.
Uh, maybe I'll park a
little down the road?
[PANTING] Maybe that was,
uh, too far down the road.
Whew! Uh, all right. Bunker, bunker.
Looking for a bunker.
Weird, scary, rusty hammer
on the ground. Ignoring that.
Where is the bunker? [GASPS]
Teddy? Teddy? Are you down there?
Oh, God, I hope this
is the right bunker.
[GRUNTS]
I'm sorry if I'm in the wrong
bunker. Please don't hurt me.
- Teddy? Teddy?
- [TEDDY] Oh, my God!
- Bob, is that you?
- It's me!
- [TEDDY] You found me!
- [LAUGHS] I found you!
- It's-it's a pretty nice bunker.
- [TEDDY] I know, right?
Okay. I'm gonna move the sheet metal
- so you can get out.
- [TEDDY] Gloves, Bob!
- Gloves!
- Oh! So sharp.
[TEDDY] Gloves! Put on my gloves!
Oh, gloves. Great. [SIGHS]
[GRUNTS]
Okay, I'm doing this. [STRAINING]
Okay.
[BOB STRAINING]
I moved it. I did it.
- I'm free. Oh, my God.
- [LAUGHING]
- I knew you could do it.
- [GRUNTS] Yeah.
I always believed in
you, even when I stopped
believing in you a little bit.
It's kind of amazing what happened.
After I talked to you,
a truck drove by and
Yeah, o-okay, Bob, I-I
hate to cut you off,
and I know you just got
here, but you got to leave.
- What?
- You got to get out of here.
Gerald could be back any minute.
Hey, great seeing you, though, pal.
Right, okay, right, right. Okay, uh
- You got to go.
- Yeah. I-I'm-I'm, uh
Thanks a lot, though.
Big help. [CHUCKLES]
- I owe you one.
- Okay, bye.
Take it easy. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Teddy, charge your phone.
And call me when you get home,
- so I know you're safe.
- Bye, Bob.
Oh, God.
[TRUCK DOOR OPENS]
Someone's here. Red truck.
What? Oh, no. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, that's Gerald.
You can't be here. What
do we do? What do we do?
- I don't I-I don't know.
- Hide inside my shirt?
- No. I-I don't think so.
- In my pants?
- No.
- Put a lampshade on your head?
- No!
- I'm the only one coming up with stuff.
You're not coming up with stuff.
You're just saying things you're seeing.
Okay, well, while you're thinking,
I'm just gonna gently put
the lampshade on your head.
- Teddy, no. No, no, no, no, no.
- [SHUSHING]
[TEDDY] What are we gonna do?
He can't find you here.
- I know.
- We don't have any time.
I know that. Stop
saying stressful things.
Wait. I'm, uh I-I
think I have an idea.
The shirt thing? I'll start unbuttoning.
Not the shirt thing.
[LINDA] Oh, my God, so much cheese.
It's like a cheese blanket.
- [ENTRY BELL JINGLES]
- Sleep tight, giant burger.
- [TINA PANTING]
- Ooh, ooh, I think Tina's back.
She sounds great.
[PANTING]
Tina, where's the bun?
It's plastic! It's not
real. It's just for display.
And they said it would taste terrible.
Because it's plastic. And I tried it.
- They were right.
- Damn it!
Quick, Mom, bake us a giant bun!
I don't know how to do that.
Wait, what if we just
use our regular buns?
Well, I don't know, Tina,
because they're way too small!
- This burger is giant.
- Uh, I don't mean one little bun.
I mean, I mean, what
if we use all of them.
And layer them on top of each
other for extra thickness?
Like-like a giant mountain of buns?
It's like your journal but
you're just saying it out loud.
Okay. Giant burger
inside of 100 little hamburger buns
could actually work.
It's kind of a metaphor for humanity,
if you don't think about it.
- Let's do it.
- You're welcome.
- Teddy.
- [LAUGHS] There he is.
The man paying me for this.
Yup. So, how's it going?
Good. Great. Why?
Doesn't it seem like it's going great?
I don't know. I just got here,
and I asked, "How is it going?"
[LAUGHS] I guess I've been
down in this bunker for a while,
so I must have forgotten how
people talk on the mainland.
All right. Let's check out
what you've done so far.
Great. Perfect. Why not?
Sounds like a plan. Let's open her up.
[GERALD] Looks good.
Looks like an empty safe.
Yup. Eh, looks very empty.
Good eye, good eye.
I'm gonna open the secret part.
- Do you have to?
- What?
Yeah, no, sure.
But it could be a fun surprise
to just see it later, though, right?
I'd prefer to see it now.
Okay. Open it up, if
that's what you want to do.
[WEAK CHUCKLE] Uh, here we go.
- Ta-da!
- [GERALD] Wow.
- [TEDDY] Uh [CHUCKLES]
- [GERALD] Mm
No one's gonna find you in
here, my little candy babies.
Nope. [CHUCKLES]
Teddy, it's perfect.
I love it almost as
much as I love my mother,
who happens to steal from me.
Okay. Well, uh, I'm gonna paint it
and then I'll be done, right?
Mm-hmm. I'm gonna go the store
and buy some more bunker beans.
- Feel like I didn't get enough.
- Oh, yeah, look at that.
There's barely any left. Yeah.
- And, Teddy
- Yes. Hi.
- On the way home later
- Yeah?
Don't worry about wearing
the blindfold. You know why?
- Why?
- I trust you.
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
All right, new friend.
See you in a little bit.
Okay. Take it easy.
[WHOOPS] It was tight
back there, but it worked.
Yeah, it worked. You just
double fake walled him.
I did. I double fake walled him.
You smart smartie.
I'm just glad I brought
that extra sheet metal.
I mean, that's how you got stuck
in the safe in the first place.
Yeah, no, I know. Don't ruin this.
You're a genius, Bob.
Yeah, I feel kind of
smart, maybe. A little.
I-I should I should probably leave
- before Gerald comes back with the beans.
- Good idea.
I knew I asked the right
person to come help me.
- Thanks, Teddy.
- Yeah. Mort didn't answer.
What? Y-You called Mort first?
- No.
- Didn't you just say
- Nope.
- But I heard you say Mor
- No, you didn't.
- You know what? Fine.
Whatever. I found you,
and I hid in the thing.
Mort's never double fake walled anyone.
That's why I didn't call him.
[BOB] So, the answer is
- twelve.
- That doesn't seem right.
Yeah, you know what,
I'm feeling smart today.
Let's just say it's 12.
- More Beef-hemoth, anyone?
- Oh, yes, please.
I'll take nine pounds.
This is why I was worried
about the Beef-hemoth.
- Why?
- Because now we have
to eat a giant hamburger
so it doesn't go to waste.
You don't sound smart at all right now.
Yeah, Dad. We were heroes today.
- [CHEERING]
- Beef!
[LOUISE] And then everybody
wanted to throw up.
- [TINA] And one guy did.
- They did their best,
- and now we get to eat the rest.
- You know what would be fun?
- Giant French fries.
- Let's do that.
- [GENE] Fry-Gantua!
- [BOB] Please, no.
[GENE/TINA/LOUISE/LINDA] Yes.
Beef-hemoth ♪
The Beef-hemoth ♪
Beef, beef, beef, beef,
beef, beef, beef, beef ♪
Beef, beef, beef ♪
Beef-hemoth ♪
Beef, beef, beef,
beef, beef, beef ♪
So, what do you say?
Can we put you down for
- The Beef-hemoth?
- The Beef-hemoth ♪
[TINA] Oh, my God, yes.
[HIGH-PITCHED] More
Beef-hemoth, anyone?
Beef-hemoth. ♪
[GENE] Beef !